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Heidi Montag Set To Terrorize The Universe!
Filed under: Heidi Montag
Heidi Montag Pratt will be performing for the 2009 Miss Universe Pageant telecast next month.
That is not a joke.
Yes, performing a "song".
That Donald Trump is a genius!
Wannbe singer Heidi will be lip syncing singing Turn Ya Head, from her debut album Unleashed.
Does she know she's being set up for humiliation?
Oh, what are we saying? Pratt lives in a fantasy world inhabited by only herself and her admirers. She can't hear the criticism!
[Images via WENN.]
Posted: July 23, 2009 at 12:30 pm
…I'm glad that I have so much practice so when I hear 'Turn Ya Head' while I am puking I won't get it all over my frock. "Goodbye To Lunch".
Sounds more like Trump is senile.
Since when is a televised beauty pageant known for having ANY good music?
So perfect for Heidi.
Ickie poo poo
miss universe is such an idiotic concept, there is already a miss world so was this invented so as not to discriminate agains martians or something?
Ugh… Donald Trump is just so gross. He makes decisions based on boobs, fake or not. Yeesh.
the only way anyone will watch her is if she does it naked, and those people will end up sick
I just don't get what all these people are for. Why are they famous? For the Hills? Why were they famous beforehand? Fuck me, you guys really DO love to celebrate mediocrity. This shower of shits, Sarah Palin…
It's gonna be worse than 2007 Britney VMA.
Why did the movie Indecent Proposal come to mind while reading this?
What an idiot, bringing out an album?!
she's gonna fail so badly!
Re: CRABBY APPLETON – Haha, so true!
Re: karencarpenter – LOL that's funny.. I agree.. If I have to see or hear her fake tittays one more time, I'll puke.. I hate her.. SOOOOOOOo much.. Like why does she pretend to be religious? It's not doing her any good..
Re: TORTEZ – Actually, he is a genius.. Ppl who don't normally watch that will prolly check it out just to laugh at this blonde whore.. lol
Re: Canadiana717 – LMAO.. hmm, i'm not too sure why on that one Canadiana.. lol how you doing today hun?
Re: BeautifulBrunnette69 – ok, we all gotta know, are they real???
Re: BeautifulBrunnette69 – Re: Canadiana717 – Hey, gorgeous Canadian girls, good afternoon!
Thank God there are only about 5 people who actually watch the Miss Universe Pageant.
Re: Canadiana717 – "Indecent proposal" comes to my mind every time I see Jigsaw asking you to ride his tricycle and ring his bell…….
Re: BeautifulBrunnette69 – …she's religiously boring.
Oh my god why isnt she dead yet?
Shes fucking annoying and cant sing for shit!
Theyre only famous cos people enjoy laughing at how stupid 'speidi' are.
I love lauren conrad though
Good thing I dont watch pageants, and I wont have to go thru the trouble of changing channels.
Whats really funny is she thinks shes going to surprise us and be amazing!!!
Re: GirlsJustWannaHaveFun – Re: BeautifulBrunnette69 – Hiyya chicklets… Doin' fine.. still missing my Dong tho Jiggy's been keeping me smilin'
I like her
She does whatever it takes to get to the top!
Does anyone really seriously watch these shows anymore? I know I wouldn't watch it normally but for sure would never tune in to see her. My bet is we can all watch it when Perez posts it on the following Monday. He says he hates her and Spencer…yet when he posts her music he usually likes it? WTF? They pay him waaayy too much for his stories on them. Ugh…they need to go away or die a slow death.
$10 it's during the swimsuit portion so that no one will pay attention & she'll have on something skanky.
Re: Canadiana717 – Hey, you know that long Dong is on 2 week vacation, right? He'll be back soon, and his kilt also!
Re: GirlsJustWannaHaveFun – Yeah.. gone fishing or somewhere in the wilderness doing man things..LOl
Re: JigSaw – K, i'm going to humour you and ask you what you mean by that.. lol
Re: GirlsJustWannaHaveFun – Morning babygirl! How are ya?!
Re: Canadiana717 – I'm definitely missing the Dong master too.. but hey, we still got the Jigzster! lol
GOOD THING I DON'T WATCH THAT!!!!!
I HOPE SHE WILL BE SINGING SOLO! SO LOW YOU CAN'T HEAR HER!!!!!!!
Re: karencarpenter – lol, I can't believe she would pull that stunt.. Like really, who's she trying to kid? I love Jesus! Yay! I'm so religious and now I'm going to pose for playboy.. I'm more of a "modern day" mother Theresa.. *eye roll* It's bad enough ur in front of us now.. Just do us all a favour and go place a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a pool Heidi..
[Perez] lives in a fantasy world inhabited by only h[im]self and h[is] admirers. [H]e can't hear the criticism!
Re: tanyacaresani – Is that a pic of you sitting on a hotel bed looking seductive? I can see how Heidi might be ur role model.. Lol
Re: sarahsbooty – LMAO that's so true!! You know that she thinks she's hot shit.. lol someone should throw something at her mid performance.. lol or the crowd'll start boo-ing.. Then she'll be crying that they were soooo mean to her
lol
performing? seriously….omg wtf is trump thinking…oh thats right, he doesnt…he is an idiot! i think ivanka and malania need to have him locked away in a nut house if this goes down!!!
Re: BeautifulBrunnette69 – ok then… implants or natural? Re: Canadiana717 – awh, just doing what i can….
Re: UrMajestyMsG – Think of the ratings and publicity though.. And if they sell food there, they'd make a killing after her performance i'm sure.. Everyone would get pretty hungry after losing their food after her performance.. lol
Re: CRABBY APPLETON – #6…the apple doesnt fall far from the tree…meaning, i believe peretzel and heidi are two of a kind…lol….maybe he should start fuckin spencer and take him on as his manager….lmao
Re: JigSaw – I'm from a country town in small town Saskatchewan.. lol Definitely real… They aren't that big though.. C's at the most..
Re: JigSaw – MsG on the other hand.. She's got the goods if you know what I mean… lol.. I bet hers are aux-naturale….
Not gonna lie, i WANT to see this…… But only because I can't see it being good…. She can't carry a tune.. .Her voice on all her songs sounds very computerized… And come on, did anyone hear her singing to Sanjaya on I'm a celeb?
Oh my… She'll def be lip synching.
Re: BeautifulBrunnette69 – hmmmmm just waiting for the new pic….
Re: BeautifulBrunnette69 – #45…are u refering to me…lmao…#42, i think i couldnt eat for a couple of days after hearing that…omg, i think i'd rather her peretzel sing out the soundtrack to grease than listen to heidi…
Fatboy is just jealous because her book sold way more in the first week than his has in a year.
Sounds like SOMEONE called Donald Trump and BEGGED for an outlet for her shiteous music. Her douchebag husband has probably been calling anyone who will listen to her horrendous voice. Bitch has ZERO talent and definately hasn't a clue how to dance on camera!! LOL! I'm sure Spencer has some "anonymous" comments in here somewhere. Douche.
Re: UrMajestyMsG – LOL yea I might be reffering to you there… lol… You sexy bitch lol… (no I'm not gay, I just like to act like I am..) lol.. And I agree with the can't eat for days… As for hearing Perez sing grease.. I unno… That's hurting… And I need my ears for work… I don't know if they'd approve me showing up with blood still steaming from my ears… Not too professional…
Re: JigSaw – Lol, it won't be of the body, just of my face for now.. Then I'll switch it to the one of my tongue ring.. lol
Oh Heidi im super excited to see you make a big fool out of yourself…This is going to be the best train wreck everrrrrrrrr yesssssss!! lol
Re: BeautifulBrunnette69 – yeah, id probably take the nearest sharpest instrument and destroy my eardrums listening to either one…lol…im on the str8 and narrow myself, so i kno what u mean…chicks and think other chicks are hot without being butch…lmao…and ur not so bad urself…lmao…so much for gentlemen perfers blondes, bitches perfer brunettes…haha
Well, shes a dumb bimbo, so shes perfect for the show. I'll make sure not to tune in.
LOL! They should make her sing it live!!
Speidi and Trump?
sounds like a match made in hell
I usually like watching those shows but now that Heidi is performing, they have lost a viewer. Nice move Donald, you dumba&%.
THIS BITCH ERKS THE FUCK OUTTA ME….HO SIT DOWN, YOU AND YOUR GAY ASS HUSBAND…..
uggg, so even less people will watch.
what with the fiasco of miss california ( bitch ) and donald trump being an a , hole, who needs to watch ?
uggg, so even less people will watch.
what with the fiasco of miss california ( bitch ) and donald trump being an A, hole, who needs to watch ?
YOU CAN BET IT WILL BE MIMED
oh gosh…good idea trump haha but people will just wait for it to pop up on youtube
wow…can't wait!! i love speidi
Oh Yay!!! ANOTHER reason to NOT watch this boradcast! Thanks for that! Useless waste of flesh she and her hubby are!
Re: MILEY CYRUS…THE PRINCESS OF THE WORLD – hahahaaha that was funny
Oh please tell me when this is airing! I need to see this! i must see how bad she is, everybody will be talking about this after it is over and there is no way i'm going to miss it! i wish i could be at the actual event though, in the front row, with tomatoes for her and going up to her in a bikini of my own going"hey Heidi! These are real!! Yours are bought NOtice a difference?
This will def bring more viewers… I now will probably watch just to see the train wreck!
Re: UrMajestyMsG – LOLLLLLLLLLL that last statement was the greatest ever!!! Brunnettes prefer bitches!!! LMAAO
Fuckinn Can't Wait For This When Does This Happen ( Time And Date)…..Shes Goin To Be Lipsyncing Probably Tho…But Still Wat A Syte Its Goin 2 Be…LOL
Uggh I thought maybe these 2 were starting to fade away.
Wishful thinking.
heard her sing on "im a celebrity,get me out of here", i dont think ill be waching the show…
Those two have been terrorizing the universe for months now. They're just doing it in a better place.
I will now TiVo this joke of a program to only see Heidi LIP her new "song".
This is gonna be GOLD!!!
I hope she falls down and starts crying.
You're right, Donald is a genius. I know I'd tune in to watch it if I lived in the States. That is a disaster waiting to happen.
NO HOPE FOR THE PAGEANT NOW!
TEAM LC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: The Mancunian Candidate – @5 - Made me laugh. Maybe it's just making mo' money getting mo' sponsors, or kind of like the two ball leagues.
I wonder if it started when discontented people packed up their marbles from one and started another competition in a hissy fit.
Her name is Herpes Simplex II.
First, Trump has Perez Hilton as one of his judges for Miss California. Now, he has Heidi performing at Miss Universe Pagaent. I think your management company must have negotiated some kind of package deal with him.
Oh man those poor people in the audience!
Hate in your heart Perez will consume you too.
What a great way to showcase American talent…
Re: BlackGaySocialite – It will.
oh dear God…why
The only people who still watch that kind of crap are old ladies in mom jeans. They aren't going to know some MTV bimbo from Carol Channing!
i kind of feel bad for her…she probably thinks she got the gig because she's talented, when in fact she only got it because the people in charge know that a lot of people are going to want to watch her make a fool of herself
Im sooo sick of hearin bout speidi!!Heidi is a fame loving whore and has destroyed her chances of being takin seriously!!Go live somewhere where people actually care!..
i'm actually looking forward to this. the comments on youtube will look yummy.
Wen Does This Happen??….( Time & Date)
This is why i dont watch beauty pageants. They're such a joke.
who do y'all think got on their knees to get her on this show?? her, spencer or perez?? lol i cant wait to see this!!!! now the whole universe can see what an untalented idiot she is and we can FINALLY be rid of speidi. do you think spencer will be standing backstage holding the boombox for her?? LOL
Ahh, the Donald thinking w/ his cock again. Wow! would that be different
Re: MILEY CYRUS…THE PRINCESS OF THE WORLD – your not even funny.
Re: karencarpenter – true that!
I hope she gets hit by a falling stage prop, and we all know she'll fail miserably.