Lindsanity, You Can Stop Collecting Unemployment Now!

Well folks, she did it!
LOLhan is employed!
Linds is officially a part of the Machete cast, the new film from Grindhouse director Robert Rodriguez, and rumored to be co-starring the legendary Robert De Niro!
Lohan cryptically confirmed the news via her official Twitter this weekend.
Tweets Lindsay:
“something was made official today!!!!!!!!!”
She then linked to the IMDB profile for Machete with her name listed in the credits.
How she pulled this one off, we’ll never know.
Oh, the mysteries of Hollywood!
Don’t fuck up!
[Image via WENN.]