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Shame Is For Suckers!
Filed under: Playboy > Spencer Pratt > Heidi Montag
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are not people. They're simply an advanced billboard, a technological achievement.
While they usually advertise only themselves, at the G. I. Joe premiere in Los Angeles on Thursday they pimped September's edition of Playboy.
Which of course features Montag on the cover as we first showed you last night.
Pratt did look a bit creepy almost making out with the magazine though and kissing it several times for the paps.
But unfortunately for all of you who thought you'd get to see Montag nekked in the mag, sad news, you won't. Turns out she doesn't even get nude!
Her sis Holly Montag confirms the news simply saying, "She's not nude."
But if you'd like to see some provocative shots of Heidi, make sure to check out Playboy's September issue.
[Image via WENN.]
…could the douche on the left facing us look any freakier? He has on more makeup than his bitch!
whays the point in being in playboy if your not going to be nude?
If Spencer had any balls HE would be the one posing nude.
NASTY……
FUGLY…….
And they are famous again, why??? Total douchebaggery.
all I have to say is her outfit looks like shit, and they both need to realized nobody care about them…. yuk …. this will be the last thing I write about them and their stupid antics…
if she's not naked who cares
WTF is up with Spencers face???
they are famewhores…and i love it…i love to hate these two..
I
now
like
them
zince
da
jungle…hehehehee
Hef must be senile.
God, I really hate these 2.
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I've never even WATCHED the Hills… Fuck them.
did her sister really have to confirm that she was not nude
She's got on the best hooker boots I've seen in a while….
FUck these two bit whores…. Heidi is a loser and Spendick is a litle dick ( PUN INTENDED ) These two are the biggest losers ever. WHO cares about these two douche bags anyways? Also, Spendick needs to lay off the plastic surgery. He is looking worse then EVER. DOUCHE
SHE'S SO UGLY.. I HATE THEM SO MUCH.. FAKE FAKE FAKE!! NOT JUST HER BOOBS EITHER.. THEMSELVES PERIOD.. YUCK!! ATLEAST HER PIC SUITES HER.. UGLY AND DIRTY AS FUCK..
Heidi and specially Spencer's DUMB!!!
HOW SAD! I ALMOST FEEL BAD 4 HOW SAD THEY R!!!
looks like Perez is on Heidi's payroll now…
They both look like they got botox in their foreheads…and WHY were they even invited to the premier?! I'd be pissed if someone came to a premier for my movie and promoted themselves, that's terrible.
….What a skank>>>she makes me want to puke
spencer is looking really gay here
is it me, or does Spencer look a little like Carrott Top in this pic?!
The people in the back don't look very excited to see them…lol
If I had 15 minutes left to live, I would spend it with these two douches since their 15 minutes seems to be lasting an eternity!
i can see from here that they totally over did it on her photoshop.. she aint got no man rock abs. c'mon.
what would Jesus think?
Mann! Fuck them! Where is my daily R-Patz! You owe me a coupleof days worth!
No, Perez, No! Get these fuckers off of this site right now.
He was making out with the magazine because that was as close as he was gonna get to doing the real thing. When the camera's are off Heidi drops him like a hot potato.
Gross. Who in their right mind would want to see that ugly plastic bimbo naked?
you don't have to look at playboy to see her acting like a whore…..
Can someone please make these two go away!!
What a funcking pair of dicks, going to a premier with her mag cover
Re: piggsie – Haha nice one
why the fuck are they at the GI Joe premiere in the first place???? Anywhere there might be cameras, huh?
That mag is gonna be so worn in a week from her carrying it with her EVERYWHERE
These two are an STD on the American public lets really send them to an island lose the cameras and leave them there
revolting…
i cancelled my subscription to playboy because of this issue. this is the honest truth, i just can't wait for these two to be gone, never been turned off by so called humans in my entire life
barf barf barf
quit posting pics of these losers… they love it too much
They are seriously the ugliest couple I have ever seen! He is no doubt the long lost brother of Beavis and Butthead, and she was the result of her mom having sex with a horse!
Theese 2 deserve the death penalty.
Why keep writing about theese attention whores?
His face is too small for his head.
Ok.
Re: critter831 – Exactly? Who wants to see some soooper airbrushed pictures of plastic and makeup and hair extensions? You can see provocative pictures on the internet from paparazzi…who wants to pay them to see her look (what in her mind is) "classy"?
Maybe if we vote we can try and ban these fucks from ever been covered by news again?
oh wow, thats some real lame, pathetic shit right there. how are you gonna carry around a copy of a mag your in, especially if its playboy??? and to a movie premier??? what the fuck is that?
and im sorry, but their faces! he just creeps me the fuck out, and she looks like a damn horse.
how can a person make another ugly? she was kinda pretty before him. anyway, what's that white shit on her stomach on the cover? eww
What a bunch of idiots. Seriously carrying around a magazine like that and posing with it? Jesus Christ, I'd feel so stupid.
Ok, still haven't stopped laughing and i may actually buy this stupid issue to have a good laugh and to do something mean.
I can't believe these two really, its supposed to be a premier for a movie, and they try to turn it into all about them, for the love of God, stop talking about them, THEY MAY GO AWAY!!!
WOW. They were invited to a movie premiere and they carry around her playboy cover. I dont blame them though I blame whoever is behind the guest list! Stop giving them what they want!
SHE LOOKS OLD AND HE LOOKS STUPID.
Re: putthekoolaiddown27 – LOL!Re: karencarpenter – Double LOL!
STOP REPORTING ON THESE TWO DOUCHE BAGS!!!!!!!! WE ARE SICK OF THEM!!
Sorry love the boots!
Butterface…so fake and FUGLY on the inside and out.
Media whoring aside, I am loving those Louboutins……
Who allowed these two losers on the red carpet?
Heidi…lookin' like Mr. Ed as always, the photo editors at Playboy couldn't even fix her, that's sad.
So tacky. There are just no words. Oh well, no one ever said that money bought class. These two are our 21st century Beverly Hillbillies. Trashy, trashy.
Re: putthekoolaiddown27 – LOL
Wasnt she already on the cover of playboy before? I couldve sworn i saw her on the cover a couple months back
why the hell does she need to parade her magazine cover around everywhere. it doesnt even look good. something to do with mud? look like a fake tan gone bad.
I heard the brass were all wondering what the hell they were doing there.
Trailor trash
Playboy has certainly fallen from grace. Senility and blonde twits (yes, twits, thank you) must have gotten to the Heff's head.
What happened to Spencers face? He now looks younger than his lovely wifey
ewwww what CREEPS!
now, which one is the female, again?