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Welcome To The Neighborhood

Filed under: Renee Zellweger

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No, this is not a scene out of a movie.

Channeling her lonely and accident-prone Bridget Jones character, a wet and soggy Renee Zellweger was caught stocking up on items at Bed Bath and Beyond and getting stuck in the rain trying to load them into her car this past weekend.

Alone in New Mexico as pre-production begins on her newest film Appaloosa, the single Zellweger seemed desperate to find comfort in her new surroundings.

A pillow wont replace the warmth of a body, honey. But a vibrator might make you feel happy!

Did you stop by the Pleasure Chest?

P.S. Nice glasses, granny.

[Image via Fame Pictures.]

111 comments to “Welcome To The Neighborhood”

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  1. richard simmons protein shake says – reply to this


    101

    perez claimed that she was riding paul mccartney's cock a couple of weeks ago.

  2. Judith says – reply to this


    102

    I thought she was weird since that quickie wedding/divorce. what went on with that?

  3. UGLY+OBESE+STUPID says – reply to this


    103

    What a fat+stupid woman she is. And she always has that same look in every fuckin red carpet picture. She's ugly, stupid and fat too.

  4. FIRST says – reply to this


    104

    shut up. no matter what position i am at now, im the FIRST. LOL

  5. Can Can smells like pee pee says – reply to this


    105

    Isn't she boinking Clooney/McCartney/some Irish singer though? Doesn't she have a PA LoL.

  6. Blondie says – reply to this


    106

    Good lord - if you have to be a "loser" like Renee to date Paul McCartney, how do I join up?

  7. perez smells says – reply to this


    107

    perez- frequent and habitual user of cliche phrases- needs lipo and deoderant. oooh, and a life, that's right. fat fuck.

  8. just MARGE says – reply to this


    108

    Buy one pillow, get six free !

  9. A.M.E.V. says – reply to this


    109

    Oh Renee! I love you my TX G.F.! But honey - I can tell you fo sho - you're the only girl in Albuquerque with a GUCCI bag! Enjoy furnishing your apt with BB&Bull$hit (I know I do)! If you're lucky maybe Julia R. will invite you over to her place in Taos!

  10. Zor says – reply to this


    110

    Dumb Perez Hilton stop making a fool of yourself on the Internet. Renee is sweet and down to earth.

  11. MD says – reply to this


    111

    She is so Beautifull, and sweet. She is a really talented woman

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