Let’s see: We’ve got a witch, a bitch, and a completely unrecognizable son of minor Hollywood royalty all on one show.
Yep, Dancing With The Stars is back!
The “celebrities” to show off their twinkle toes will be…
– Former Sabrina The Teenage Witch actress Melissa Joan Hart
– Rock royalty Kelly Osbourne (hey, she did get a reality show, kind of)
– Recovering addict Aaron Carter (Ha!)
– Singer Mya,
– Ultimate Fighting Champion Chuck Liddell
– Professional snowboarder Louie Vito
– Former Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Michael Irvin (we would have preferred Tony Romo)
– Six-time gold medalist for swimming Natalie Coughlin
– Actress and Madonna BFF Debi Mazar
– Zlist actor Mark Dacascos
– Swimsuit model Joanna Krupa
– The son of George Hamilton and Alana Stewart, Ashley Hamilton
– Donny Osmond (don’t faint like your sister),
– Tom DeLay (WTF???)
– Former supermodel Kathy Ireland
– Former singer Macy Gray
Noticeably absent is Lou Ferrigno, who claimed he was a done deal for the show. However, we don’t much care since we cannot wait to see who they will pair with 6 ft tall Macy or how many times Kelly with drop the F-Bomb or how quickly it will take Aaron Carter to talk about his famous female conquests ( remember, he’s had Lindsay Lohan & Hilary Duff!)
How does this line-up sound to U?
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