Kate 2.0 Opens Up About The Sex, Lies, And Betrayal

Let’s just label this drama the Young and The Ridiculous.
We don’t doubt Jon Gosselin was an ass before, but the rantings of his pathetic Star reporter fling, Kate Major have just confirmed it further.
Kate 2.0 is still trying to garner as much media attention as she can get her hands on, spilling on the juicy details about the father of eight who screwed her and then screwed her over.
She gave Life & Style some shocking insight into the dealings of the unfathomable ladies man:

“ON INVITING HER OVER ├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥ WHILE THE KIDS WERE ASLEEP:

“Jon said he couldn’t be seen having a girlfriend, so he told me to drive to a neighbor’s house after midnight, when the kids were asleep. He said he’d pick me up on his four-wheeler, take me to his house and drop me off again at 6 a.m. I was shocked and said, ‘No, I don’t feel right doing that. What if the kids wake up?’ He was like, ‘They’re not going to notice, they’re not going to see anything.’ He wasn’t nervous about it —I was. Looking back, it was all pretty much sexual. That’s what he had in mind.”
ON JON BREAKING UP WITH HER OVER TEXT MESSAGE:

“Jon told me he needed to go to Massachusetts to meet Hailey and break up with her. Right when he left on July 23, he shut his phone off — and also shut himself off. Once he finally called me, I didn’t know the new person. He sounded upset and said he needed to be single right now. Then he sent me a message saying, ‘Do not contact me again.’”
ON THE FIRST TIME THEY SLEPT TOGETHER:

“Jon never wanted to use his credit card — he was worried that he’d get caught or spotted. On July 20, we went to a hotel in New Jersey. I paid for the room, and he snuck up a back way. That was the first time we slept together. He said he was falling in love with me. He said, ‘I thought Hailey was perfect until I met you.’”
ON JON’S LIES:

“Looking back on it now, he was stringing me along. Even when we were in the Hamptons, we were planning to go to LA together to meet with Christian Audigier about Ed Hardy stuff. We also talked about going to Las Vegas. Now he’s taking Hailey — and that was a trip we had planned together.”

What a fool this bitch is! He got in, he got out, and he didn’t even have to pay for the hotel room?
Ha!
We absolutely love the part about sneaking women into the house while the children are asleep. That’s just excellent.
Kate 2.0 should call Kate Gosselin. She’d make one hell of a witness at the custody hearing.