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Sarah Silverman Gets An Abortion

Filed under: Sarah Silverman

Only Sarah Silverman would find abortions funny.

Watch this clip (above) from her Comedy Central show in which she reminisces on the three abortions her character has had - set to the tune of Green Day's Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life).

Of course!

699 comments to “Sarah Silverman Gets An Abortion”

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  1. Queenie says – reply to this


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    Vile. Thats just rude. come on Perez. Even YOU should have some limits.

  2. april says – reply to this


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    i had an abortion…i was prochoice at the time….after going through that, i became prolife

  3. carmela says – reply to this


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    i love how people who hate sarah silverman for being frank, ballsy, and making fun of racial or other sensitive issues, usually end up taking jabs at her by calling her a "stupid jew" or a "fucking jew". ummm okay, so you hate her for making fun of that stuff, but you have no problem doing the same to her? the only difference is that she's light-heartedly joking, and you're being serious and full of hate. and by the way, calling her a "stupid jew", oh i'm sure that hurts her feelings so much. you really showed her.

  4. Right Said says – reply to this


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    She has huge balls!! She rawks!!

  5. FASKDFHA says – reply to this


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    oh my god, lighten up people. it was hilarious. get over it.

  6. Rachel says – reply to this


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    She's a fucking bitch

  7. t says – reply to this


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    I could care less about what she or anyone else jokes about, if it were funny. SARAH SILVERMAN IS A HORRIBLE COMEDIAN! She has the personality of a fucking gnat. Her writers suck too. Anyone, I MEAN ANYONE, could be a comedian if she is. She needs to take some lessons from good ole' Kathy G. Now she's fucking HILARIOUS. Sarah Silvermans show will soon cancel, mark my words. SHE SUCKKKKKS something fierce.
    I've never seen someone so retarded and untalented. NEVER!

  8. Akira says – reply to this


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    LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  9. amk819 says – reply to this


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    I didn't think she was funny before, I certainly do not think she is funny now.
    She si a moron.

  10. angela says – reply to this


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    she's an asshole.

  11. MiracleMileMom says – reply to this


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    That's sick. I am totally pro-choice, a die hard liberal, and I still think it's terrible. Abortion is not funny, it is one of the hardest things a woman will every have to go through.

    I hope this "woman" never has children.

  12. BIANCA says – reply to this


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    She is just crude

  13. Sarah SUCKS says – reply to this


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    God, that is not even remotely funny. Sarah Silverman SUCKS!!!

  14. lightenup says – reply to this


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    LIGHTEN UP!!!!
    LIGHTEN UP!!!!
    LIGHTEN UP!!!!
    LIGHTEN UP!!!!
    LIGHTEN UP!!!!
    LIGHTEN UP!!!!LIGHTEN UP!!!!LIGHTEN UP!!!!LIGHTEN UP!!!!LIGHTEN UP!!!!

  15. KG says – reply to this


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    I laughed

  16. misty says – reply to this


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    sick

  17. Sleeeeve says – reply to this


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    Sarah Silverman is a fugly cunt. I hope her show gets canceled asap and she never works in Hollywood again.

  18. Fernando says – reply to this


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    It would have been funnier if perez hiltons mom would have had an abortion.

  19. Sleeeve says – reply to this


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    I wish Sarah Silverman's mother would have a reverse abortion, where she would shove Sarah back in her twat and abort her. Fug nasty woman.

  20. KATE says – reply to this


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    only sarah can make this a funny topic! I ♥ her

  21. Arrogant... says – reply to this


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    Re: SILVERMAN IS AWESOME

    It looks like someone took a statistics class and is quite proud of it.

    It's pretty sad that you need to validate her "talent" by denigrating those who dislike her. People who think she is a no-talent hack are not less inteligent than you - they simply have a modicum of taste.

  22. Ellie says – reply to this


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    I didn't think men could get pregnant.

  23. Kitty says – reply to this


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    Fucking hilarious. I know. I've had 12 abortions. The best time of my life.

  24. sherri s says – reply to this


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    Re: buttercup

    Agreed, however, I would like to see her try to be funny without resorting to some "taboo" subject and see if she can get attention

    give me a joke about a tractor or a red crayon and if you can make that funny, like a TRUE comedian can…. then you are something special

    all this is boring for mindless people who think she is pushing the envelope. Yawn. Done before. tired.

  25. jarvis says – reply to this


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    just cause all of you right wing republicans christiancatholicmormonfucktards out there do not like the fact that abortion is still legal (and hopefully will stay legal) sarah silverman is just putting a bit of her humor into something that a woman must choose. fuck- if men all had to get a vasectomy- we woman wouldn't have to deal with this b.s.!!!!

  26. jarvis says – reply to this


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    just cause all of you right wing republicans christiancatholicmormonfucktards out there do not like the fact that abortion is still legal (and hopefully will stay legal) sarah silverman is just putting a bit of her humor into something that a woman must choose. fuck- if men all had to get a vasectomy- we woman wouldn't have to deal with this b.s.!!!!

  27. mel says – reply to this


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    she is such a loser. not only is this not funny, but it shows exactly how she is desperate for material.

  28. orchidbomber says – reply to this


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    She's fucking awesome! HILARIOUS! Made me feel better.

  29. Shireen says – reply to this


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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    '
    yet another reason to love Sarah.. as if I needed more. I love when she jokes about abortion, it's hilarious.
    '
    Once again, it's called SATIRE.. those of you who aren't used to that or other non-mainstream comedy won't get it, so I understand why you would be confused or upset
    '
    but for the intelligent people, if you don't think it's funny, then you need to just lighten up

  30. Stephanie says – reply to this


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    There is nothing funnier than killing babies :/ She is so untalented…it's sad that Comedy Central gave her a show and that people watch her horrible jokes.

  31. she is lame says – reply to this


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    Just because many of us do not find this funny does not mean we are republicans. That is SUCH a stupid fucking thing to say.
    Most of you losers are generalizing idiots who do not base any of your own opinions on how you actually feel or think about an issue. Get a fucking brain. Just because Sarah Silverman appeals to the left wingers, does not mean that everything she says is funny or legitimate to those who may have the same political beliefs. I am very liberal but not into people who make jokes about other people's most deep and sad pain…..AND no, I haven't had an abortion, I had a child and it had nothing to do with political views. Others can do what they feel is right for them but it's not a JOKE at all.
    Get a fucking grip, girl and let's see how you feel after you have a kid.

  32. barbara says – reply to this


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    leave it to sarah to make fun of something like this. bitch is fucking crazy. takes balls to do that, cuz everyone kinda hates her.

    haha random but ive met the receptionist. shes a stage improv actress and pretty freakin hilarious.

  33. abortions 4 all says – reply to this


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    sooooooooo funny, hahahahaha. I am at work right now and had to put my customer on hold to laugh and cry, those were some good abortions…good times, good times. I love Sarah Silverman

  34. becca says – reply to this


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    She is so vulgar and ignorant. This person is the opposite of brilliant.

  35. swan says – reply to this


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    Wait, two people that completely suck:

    Ann Coulter and Sarah Silverman! They are basically the same person with different views…one left, one right.

  36. Sarah is a boring ugly whore says – reply to this


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    Her mother should have had an abortion.

  37. Nauseating says – reply to this


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    I used to think she was kinda funny at times, but that is just sick. It's not funny at all. Talk about scraping the bottom of the barrel for stupid material. God hope her show bombs… after seeing this clip… I don't think I will be watching and some of her old shows I thought were funny, but this totally turned me off. Getting an abortion is not something to laugh at.

  38. Street Walkin' Cheetah says – reply to this


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    It was brilliant.

  39. Meg says – reply to this


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    It's not that I find this particularly "shocking" or anything. I believe that if humor is done well, you can get away with anything. It's just that I DON'T find Sarah to be funny at all. In my opinion she just doesn't have comedic talent.

  40. chase says – reply to this


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    Um, because I find her sickening, I'm a republican?? I've had an abortion hun and it's nothing to laugh about. Of course you would find it funny if you are a little nuts to begin with. Apparently she is another airhead who probably hasn't been through anything because nobody would sleep with her in the first place.

  41. catnip says – reply to this


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    Even if she did really have one, since when would she have sex with a man?

  42. elana says – reply to this


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    is it just me or is she the most unfunny person on earth? seriously….i think she has the most tasteless sense of humor.

  43. kat says – reply to this


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    anyone who thinks abortion is funny.. is a sick individual.

  44. lindsey says – reply to this


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    that girl is so fuck funny! love sarah silverman!

  45. i love christian bale says – reply to this


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    Anyone that commits abortion is a murderer- they deserve to get aids and die

  46. Lucy says – reply to this


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    She doesn't find abortions funny, Perez you stinkin' lowbrow, she finds people who make light of aborition ridiculous. You are too simple minded to understand satire.

  47. Ryann says – reply to this


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    She is sick in the head. Who would find abortion funny, she needs help.

  48. vanessa says – reply to this


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    maybe i just have a sick sense of humour but i thought it was hilarious….

  49. lUCY says – reply to this


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    THIS IS SATIRE! SHE IS NOT LAUGHING ABOUT ABORTION OR CONDONING IT. I SUGGEST YOU ALL TAKE TO READING VOLTAIRE.

  50. kate says – reply to this


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    Ive always wondered who the hell she is blowing to get the gigs in H-wood she does.. OH thats right.. Jimmy Kimmel….
    I wanna hear her make jokes about his penis.. If he has one.

  51. wlr says – reply to this


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    I am pro c. I am all for free speach. That said. This is really not funny at all. It is completely depressing. Sarah is lazy here and it shows. She is really funny too so that kinda sucks.

  52. i love sarah says – reply to this


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    she is too much. it doesn't surprise me that those who left coments generally didn't "get" this. i think people who leave comments are generally dumb. and then there are those of us who think about leaving comments over and over and don't do it. bc we have better things to do. and then one night find ourselves with a few spare minutes and go, "hey. you know what? I am going to leave a comment." these people i will classify as smart and also employed. which is not so much how i would classify the general poplulation of comment-leavers. they are not smart, and most likely are unemployed. which, in comclusion, is why they didn't "get" the abortion bit.

  53. Colleen says – reply to this


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    Pretty Trashy !!!

  54. Lola says – reply to this


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    While I know that abortions aren't funny. I still find abortion jokes really funny. That's because it is such a taboo subject so abortion jokes are few and far between. This montage is hilarious to me. Sarah takes horrible things and makes great jokes. That's hard to do.

  55. Ryann says – reply to this


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    Re: abortions 4 all – You have some serious issues if you think that is funny. Why would anyone want to kill a baby the baby has a heartbeat so that would be murder. Get a life dumbass!!!

  56. Chrystelle says – reply to this


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    fucken douche

  57. abe says – reply to this


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    c'mon, perez, take the rod outta your butt.

    i remember a while back you were complaining about quentin tarantino releasing a toy version of his rapist character in grindhouse.

    big deal!

    SOME people find it entertaining, some people don't!

    don't judge!

  58. MonicaNichole03 says – reply to this


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    Re: C

    So true there is nothing funny about this clip at all. Sarah Silverman is not funny and I don't think there is anything she has ever done that has made me laugh. I am kinda on the fence about abortion and could see both sides but this clip wasn't funny at all. I didn't even crack a smile. I am so over people making a big deal about her and talking about how hot or funny she is because she is neither.

  59. porsha says – reply to this


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    she's making fun of and stereotyping THOSE THAT GET ABORTIONS… how is this for abortion or liberal? she's a sick beast. get her out of my face!

    I feel betrayed by my own fellow women! Or is she a woman? probably a dyke!

  60. aShLeY says – reply to this


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    UGH..I HATE HER..SHE IS NOT FUNNY.

  61. Nathan says – reply to this


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    Lots of these comments make it pretty clear they didn't understand her skit… She is pointing out how ridiculous the portrayal of this issue by the right wing nutjobs is. Of course nobody likes having abortions or thinks they are fun or something… It is a very serious decision for a woman to make, and all women take it very seriously. The right portrays it like women are just happily going around having abortions like they are nothing, which is obviously delusional… She is being ironic… Duh

  62. Maria says – reply to this


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    words cannot express how wrong this was.

  63. Natalie says – reply to this


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    Okay first of all, that was funny.
    Second, this skit is about people using abortion as a method of birth control, which is inconceivable. Those people SHOULD be made fun of. There's a difference between taking precautions and still getting pregnant and being a lazy incompetent fuck who relies on abortion as their backup. Cheers, Sarah!

  64. chad b says – reply to this


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    #98 is right on.

    Sarah is playing a character on a satirical comedy show. You know, SATIRE, like on SNL and countless other sketch comedy programs that push the envelope to make a point. Sarah describes her character as "ignorant, arrogant, and a bit of an asshole." Sarah is a brilliant comic talent. Like all good art, Sarah's comedy elicits a complex variety of reactions, sometimes laughter, sometimes anger, or whatever. But it's a show, people, and she's playing a character.

    So Perez, you think Sarah is the only one who thinks this is funny? What about the Comedy Central network and the hundreds of thousands of people who watch and love her show? Please get a life, a brain, or a sense of humor.

    If you don't get this, it doesn't mean you're a Republican, it just means you're not so bright. And that just happens to be something you have in common with Republicans.

  65. Lisa says – reply to this


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    Re: Queen Tantrum – NO, TRUST ME, IT HAS ALOT OF DO WITH THE FACT THAT YOUR ENGLISH. ENGLISH HUMOR SUCKS ASS EVERYONE HATES IT. WHAT DO THE ENGLISH HAVE IN THE WAY OF COMEDY? WHAT? MR. BEAN? THATS PATHETIC…

  66. pickles says – reply to this


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    I wish I could look back on my abortion with such humor:)

  67. Lauren says – reply to this


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    Sarah Silverman is not talented- she is merely a decent looking woman who fancies herself some sort of shock comic- unfortunately she just isn't funny.

    She better earn her bucks fast, because as her looks fade, so will her career.

    Cruel really isn't that cool. Too bad her Mom didn't opt for an abortion instead of having her tacky ass.

  68. LC says – reply to this


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    sarah silverman is a fucking cunt. not funny. can only come up with low blows. her sense of humor is cheap and easy. just like her.

  69. BabyKiller!!! says – reply to this


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    Abortions ARE funny! I've had two of them, and they were the BEST decision I've ever made! No worthless crotch droppings for me…I'm sure not gonna ruin my body, my looks, and my life to wipe shiatty baby asses, and be as miserable, fat, and sloppy as 99% of the "Mommies" I see in public. Kids suck. I'd rather be dead than be a "Mommy". Talk about living hell. No thanks….abortions are AWESOME! I'd have a million more in a heartbeat…killing fetuses is FUN!!! W00T! Abortions for everyone! Abortions are the BEST THING EVER!!!!

  70. sara says – reply to this


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    i absolutely can't stand sarah silverman. i never use the "h" word and i can honestly say I HATE SARAH SILVERMAN. she is so tacky and awful.

  71. Michelle Nelson says – reply to this


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    Shocking, yes. Funny, no. Silverman and her crappy boyfriend should save their money - I cannot see how being shocking will sustain either of their careers. In addition, her mean-spiritedness is such a turn-off. I hope MTV, VH-1, and the Comedy Channel realize this soon and stop inviting her to host… anything. While they are at it, and they get rid of her equally offensive, equally untalented hack boyfriend off too?

  72. ms aint playin says – reply to this


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    i hate her.

  73. Buddy says – reply to this


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    This was actually funny. And before you all get your knickers in a bunch, she's making fun of stupid girls/women who constantly screw around and have yet to learn anything about birth control. The point is, if your going to do the nasty, then be ready for the consequences, or at least protect yourself. Or even a better point…Don't bring a child into this world if you're too much of a fuck up to take care of them. Are you listening Britney?

  74. Abelle says – reply to this


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    Oh my God people. She's a COMEDIAN!! Have you never watched comedy before? It's freaking funny! People take things way too seriously. Anyway, if people thinks it's wrong to have abortions then why is it legal? You have obviously never been in that situation so you take this "moral" stance on things. Go join the old men on the corner with their anti-abortion signs.

  75. pippy says – reply to this


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    DISGUSTING, WRONG AND SHE SHOULD B STOPPED!!!!!!!!!!!THERE IS A LIMIT!!!!!!SHUT HER DOWN….COLD HEARTED BITCH…….

  76. BabyKill3r says – reply to this


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    Re: Nathan

    Yup, I've had 2 abortions and I was using birth control. But believe me, I do not regret them ONE BIT. I'd rather have a million abortions than have ONE kid. Oh well, I'm happy, still have a good body, and lots of disposable income. I get to sleep in every day since I don't have to work, and I get to exercise every day and do whatever I want because I don't have any kids dragging me down like the dead weights that they are. No regrets, NONE AT ALL…but abortions shouldnt be used as birth control. That's why my husband got a vasectomy…no more accidents, no more abortions…and best of all…NO KIDS EVER!

  77. G says – reply to this


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    I have never thought she was funny. She tries way too hard to be shocking, and it's just sad. Almost as sad as the fact that the puffy-faced Jimmy Kimmel was the best she could do. She's so tired, she just needs to go to sleep.

  78. S.C.U.M. says – reply to this


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    Perez, if you had half a brain, you'd realize she wasn't making fun of abortions, nor does she "find them funny." She's making fun of the stupid religious neoconservative wingnuts that think that women are too stupid, irresponsible, etc., to determine what is best for their bodies, and that contend that women casually use abortion as birth control, as though it's an easy, inexpensive, unburdensome decision. She's displaying the complete opposite of reality. Notice there's no bulletproof glass and crazy people screaming at her, taunting her, or assaulting her?

  79. wtf??? says – reply to this


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    How on earth is this funny? Better question: who on earth thinks this woman was EVER funny?? I'm surprised she keeps a job!

    I'm sorry, but somethings are meant to stay out of the realm of comedy like murder or abortion etc… sick! Very serious subjects which cause pain all around. It is not an easy decision and should never be "joked" about. I'm sure she will lose 50 percent of her possible fan base over this ( does she even have a fan base????).

  80. COCO says – reply to this


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    I bet 1 million dollars Sara is against the war of Irak "pretending" she cares about the innocent people that are dying there, but of course, she makes fun of abortion because to her, killing innocent human beings inside their mother is kind of fun, cute and what the heck, children don't vote never mind a fetus.- Just poke a knife into their body and VOILA! No jail time and in her case, maybe more ratings. maybe more ratings.

    Sara Silverman is an abortion herself, she totally sold her soul to the devil for ratings, controversy and money.- Welcome to Hollywood darling.-

  81. Vicki says – reply to this


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    I don't care for her humor

  82. msn says – reply to this


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    HAHAHAHAHAHA

  83. T says – reply to this


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    Why aren't real abortion doctors that cool?

  84. stephanie says – reply to this


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    hahaha i love her

  85. Caroline Smith says – reply to this


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    I am sure the millions of American babies who were killed by abortion aren't laughing. She is disgusting and obcviously needs some mental help.

  86. stephanie says – reply to this


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    Re: COCO – learn how to spell

    iraq

  87. k says – reply to this


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    no matter how hard she tries, she is not funny. I do not get her.
    although I am all for abortions and preventions. I hate babies.

  88. donna says – reply to this


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    hysterical

  89. me says – reply to this


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    That makes me sick

  90. donna says – reply to this


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    I am sure the millions of American babies who were killed by abortion aren’t laughing. She is disgusting and obcviously needs some mental help.

    ummm. duh. they're dead.

  91. that's right says – reply to this


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    Re: BabyKiller!!! – WELL SAID!!!!

  92. maryanne says – reply to this


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    Sarah Silverman is the least funniest person I have ever seen (didn't even know who she was until she attempted to host the VMA's). When will she tell an actual joke?

  93. JUSTIN says – reply to this


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    ABORTION IS HALLAAARIOUS!!!

  94. She's A Dumb Bitch says – reply to this


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    ABORTION

  95. Andrew says – reply to this


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    I Loved it!… It's comedy! Get over it people! It's funny. End Of Story. Also Most babies now days are mistakes (accidents) I know I was. AND Was Adorable!

  96. jay says – reply to this


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    this was the stuoidest thing ever

  97. She's A Dumb Bitch says – reply to this


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    Abortion is NOT A JOKING MATTER. This girl is one fucked up bitch. I seriously can't stand her and think she should just drop off of the planet. This is one fucked up woman!!

  98. Madashell says – reply to this


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    you know, I pity the people who laugh at this. Would you laugh if someone made jokes about innocent people who died? Probably not. Abortion is no laughing matter, I feel for Sarah Silverman. Shock value will only take you so far, then you have to answer for things later. Babies are innocent and alive, not a joke to kill by lethal injection or smacking and cracking their heads. If you are pro-choice, watch an abortion, it might change your mind. Hold a live baby laughing in your arms smiling at you and just imagine that some babies who are aborted could live outside the womb. It makes me sick and so does Sarah. Something is wrong here. What confuses me the most, is that most people who are pro-choice are anti-war. For what reason? If you don't value life then what are you upset about? Something wrong indeed

  99. someonewhohasactuallyhadanabortion says – reply to this


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    ive had 2 and i totally got this. i think she has has an abortion too. at planned parenthood after my first abortion the women doing my intake was like "make sure u take your pills cause you dont want that to happen again" i was really pissed about that comment. women are always afraid to mention it and if they do they are looked down upon, im glad sarah silverman talks about it and laughs. the first abortion i had was a horrible experience because people act like its horrible and u feel like shit about yourself. i wish there was more stuff on tv like this.

  100. ROBERT says – reply to this


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    In response to: #98 - SILVERMAN IS AWESOME

    " If you don’t get her humor, it’s because you’re not outside the standard deviation of mean intelligence"

    Really? Ha ha ha ha, what a genious!!!!!-I can't understand what a person of such deep intellectual maturity is doing in Perezhilton blog.-You must be bored tonight, right?

    You are probably a good liberal idiot, one of those who are against capital punishment (killing criminals) but support abortion on demand (killing the innocent). …Well you can believe anything you want, but others have also the right to think different. I bet you the MA-JO-RI-TY of americans think Sara Silverman is not funny and abortions are not funny either.

    You are probably one of those "genious" who believe that business create oppression and governments create prosperity and that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical documented charges in the earth's climate and more affected by soccer moms driving SUV's.

    You probably believe that Sara Silverman and Gloria Steinem are more important to american history that Thomas Jefferson.- Yes I know your type-You are the idiot who believe that John Kerry's purple hearts are legitimate and that a Massachusetts Senator more liberal than Teddy Kennedy can be elected President of the United States. Ha ha ha ha ha

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