Heidi Montag's Horrendous "Performance" At Miss Universe Pageant!!!
Filed under: Heidi MontagYes, she was bad, but…..
Actually, she wasn't as bad as we would have thought!!!!
The Hills star Heidi Montag lipsynched her way through a performance of her rather good song Body Language at the Miss Universe competition on Sunday.
And she was TOTALLY trying to give us Britney Spears circa MTV VMAs in 2000.
Heidi Montag is no Britney Spears, though.
But, hey, she tried! And while it was most definitely bad - it wasn't EMBARRASSINGLY bad!
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What did U think?????
Posted: August 24, 2009 at 12:33 am



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ewww shes no britney spears!
i watched this on tv….i still can't believe she's still famous. once the hills was over, she should have vanished.
hehe. that was the wost Britney rip off ive ever seen. pathetic. funny how someone with no talent, but 'real tv' fame, and plastic surgery, can make it so far!
perez you can not honestly think that that's a good song.
I am surprised that she isn't h0lding the Playb0y magazine thr0ugh0ut the perf0rmance….cuz that is all she has been d0ing……
0h yeah she suck
Giddie up h0rsie……….
Re: lynnyy – haha there should be a pettition to get rid of her and spencer just like E!
I threw up in my mouth.It was a trainwreck..HOWEVER give Miss Venezuela some props for winnning Miss Universe!!!!!!!
she lip synced
those pants made her hips look wide!
where was spencer — thought I'd see him front and center holding her playboy cover
she can't dance
Why was she on the show again?
how could it have been worse??? she was lipsynching, can't sing or dance. who cares if she tried? anyone can try and act like a fool.
ohhh emm geee… is this for real??!! cheap imitation of britney spears!! seriously sad!
what the fuck?
this was a joke right?
It was good for a laugh, but I couldn't even watch the whole thing. What a joke.
As much as I dislike her, I think 90% of who she has become is down to Spencer T*at.
I hoped for her after all her tweets and practice tht it would be a good performance.
Her dancing was shocking, truly shocking for the time taken to rehearse it.
Wow, she is trying waaaaaay too hard. Sad indeed.
sorry Heidi, but that was pretty awkward. i'm kinda embarrassed that your from the US.
wow SHE BLEWWWWW!
Totally on point saying she wanted to be like Brit Brit. Sorry honey your are the ultimate failure…
Good Job Venezuela
Of all people why did that skank have to sample a Yazoo song? One of my fav groups, I'll never hear that song the same again!!!!
Would would Jesus think? Fucking christian piece of shit!!!!!
Re: lynnyy –
omg loves it! thank you
ummmmm that was funny i think she practiced her dance moves on the wii and then put that outfit on that she got at party city….SORRY
Great job. I love trash!!
Re: kwlchic – LMAO. If you're a dancer and you think that wasn't as too bad…well then ur not a very good dancer. LOL
her face looked pretty but i was changing channels and i stopped on this and i was first like wth is britney singing and then i saw it was heidi lol she is a talentess b*tch she just should stop trying
I thought she did good! Of course it was lipsynced… but I think that it could have been worse! She looked good and it wasn't like horrendous!
What a joke
her dance moves are from a bad 7th grade talent show! she should learn to just stand there and not speak, she would have a better career if she was mute
Cruel and unusual punishment.
I think i'm about to become a stalker so i can find them. tie them up, tape their mouths shut and make them watch themselves, listen to her music, and listen to what I, and so many other people have to say about what we think of them, its past time they listened because I can't take anymore of this shit, they need to be stopped, I just have snapped, no more, they need to be brought back down to earth, to actually listen to us 'regular' people for once.
And Heidi Montag, take note of Kelly Rowland's performance, this is how a person sings, and does it LIVE!!
(last post, i promise)
the first thing i though was :" wow she really wants to be britney"….aka VMA'S 2000
!!!!!!!THIS IS AUDIAL & VISUAL DIARRHEA!!!!! its like she took a huge shit all over the world and to add insult to injury she slapped a big-ol-American flag on it!!
……She's like a tapeworm in the digestive track of respectable musical performances!
I guess i'd have more respect for her if she wasn't a shameless fame whore!!
My #1 Problem with Spencer & Heidi is that they make a mockery of American culture! They seek to undermine people with talent & use shady tactics to reach fame rather than working and perfecting a craft….any craft! Being rich and spoiled and fodder for mindless youth is just so lame! I mean…WHAT DOES HEIDI KNOW ABOUT MUSIC!!!
The whole thing just chaps my ass…
i think she practiced her dance moves on the wii and got her outfit at party city or some halloween store a brittany spears costume or something
if only someone could see my face as i watched that. jesus christ.
OMG she needs to GO AWAY! Girlfriend has zero talent, can't even come up with something new and has to resort to imitating Britney in SUCH an obvious way!! That IS embarassing!! The sad part is: she won't stop, because she actually thinks she's got talent! So, so tragic…
I'm not understanding the Speidi phenomenon. First of all, you are no LC. Stop trying to steal the spotlight. What is going on with the nude outfit? And is that belly? What happened to her faith? Your body's supposed to be a temple Heidi, not some Britney Spears reject billboard. Oh yea, Spencer is a douche for not telling you that you suck and just letting you crash and burn INTERNATIONALLY! What a great catch. Still think you should have gone through with the nuptuals? I think not, but hey, love is blind, if it wasn't, you would have left Spencer scrufty, uptight, dillusional ass. But hey, who am I to judge? Just remember, when you get to those pearly gates, that you oh so often preach while posing for playboy, remember… Jesus sees all and knows all and probably has that performance on Tivo for evidence of why you can't be admitted.
the song is the same music from the saturdays-if this is love.
it reminded me of the britney VMA incident
She practised forever. why the long pants?
my favorite part is how she said it would be live, not lipsynched!! i almost peed my pants it was sooo funny!
i fuckin hate her haha so i would think it sucked even if it was really good. you get what i'm sayhing?
Ummmm. There are no words.
Gheez, I was embarrassed for her. HORRIBLE.
wow– look at how low our standards are now. used to be that you needed talent — this girl is terrible..and talk about a head shaped like a potato!
Re: OREOLiCiOUSNESS – "Jesus sees all and knows all and probably has that performance on Tivo for evidence of why you can't be admitted." - LMAO!!!! Omg that was awesome. I laughed like a bitch. SO TRUE!! Lmao. Im quite glad we all agree. Disgrace to the whole country.
i tooootally noticed that she tried to give us the britney´s look @ the 2000 vma´s !!! so cheap ! i felt embarrased for her !!
"Sucked" is not the best word choice, but she doesn't deserve my hard thought out grammar thesaurus.
OMG CAN U SAY HORRIBLE! WHAT WAS SHE THINKING SHE CANNOT DANCE! AND WHO WAS THE SECOND PERFORMER HE WAS HORRIBLE "U SPIN MY HEAD WHN U GO DOWN"??????????? THAT IS SO LOW WHY WOULD A PRESTIGIOUS PAGEANT SUCH AS MISS UNIVERSE STOOP TO SUCH A LOW LEVEL WITH SUCH HORRIBLE AND TASTELESS PERFORMERS.
Re: KyClone11 – You are what's wrong with people these days. You expectations are, SOO LOW.
Ok, and so I just sat through 10 seconds of that pathetic garbage.
I want to throw up a bit.
And as for the song itself, I sound better on helium with my nose plugged.
LAME!
HERE IS THE PROBLEM:
1) SHE CANNOT SING SO THE WHOLE 'PERFORMANCE' WAS LIP SYNCHED.
2) SHE CANNOT DANCE SO THE CAMERAS WERE RARELY ON HER.
SHE HAS NO TALENT- I ACTUALLY FEEL REALLY BAD FOR HER AND HER SOCIOPATH BOYFRIEND. PEREZ, YOU AREN'T HELPING HER BY BEING NICE. IT CERTAINLY DOES NOT HELP YOUR CREDIBILITY WHEN YOU SAY IT COULD HAVE BEEN WORSE. FUCK HER AND SPENCER- THEY ARE EVERYTHING THAT IS WRONG W/ CELEBRITY. WELL, NOT EVERTHING: THERE IS ALSO PEREZ.
so now spencer is gonna be holding a picture or a copy of this preformance everywhere, like he does w the playboy mag ??
UGH!
omg, i wanted to die. shut that woman up, FOREVER!
WOW…BAD!!!
I don't think anyone saw it anyway, since the same country (or Latin American) wins Miss Universe everytime. If beauty is suppose to be that fake, why bother competing against them
Very pathetic. Humiliation at its finest! Ha! Of course she had to do it with the world prettiest women. Ha! I bet those ladies can do better. Heck! Even an ant could do better!
PEREZ she sucks so much I'm surprised you haven't signed her on to your tour!
lmao
…yet more proof that ANYONE can have their 15 mins of fame if they're willing to take off their clothes for Playboy. Poor girl is definitely NOT a dancer….. and definitely was tweaked and airbrushed to death in Playboy…
WHY NOTHING POSTED ABOUT RYAN JENKINS/JASMINE FIORE YET? WHERE ARE YOUR JOURNALISM SKILLS? ARE YOU BIASED? Me thinks.. YES! A post on your site about this murder / suicide is expected….. once again, WTF dude. YOU SUCK AS A FAIR REPORTER! LOL…
(we real journalists laugh)
She looked like a fat little troll stumbling around the stage. What's the point if you can't sing your own song live and can't even dance well? Even the recording of her singing was totally over overdubbed. Not even a recording of her singing live! She sucks in about 8 billion different ways.
At least Britney's voice actually is unique and she can REALLY dance…Heidi has neither.
dancing is not posing @ point A, then "jogging" to point B to pose again; real dancing is what u do FROM point A to B - it's the in between transitions; there really are NO standards left re: making "art"; perhaps this is what andy warhol's commentary on pop culture was, when he reproduced the same image(s) over & over again; like cans of soup; & if u know anything about art & making copies of the same print, the more made, the worse/faint the reproduction……………..need i say more?
Very sad. This girl thinks she is hot, but she is just a mess. I just don't understand how she and her husband can think that they are so famous. They live in a different world…a very sad, pathetic world. They are a disgrace. Someday (hopefully) she will wake up and realize what a mess she got herself into by associating herself with Spencer Pratt. God forbid that they have children…scary.
I was thinking, and as funny and horrible as that was, it makes me wonder: What kind of shit show would it have been if she sang live?
I thought it was okay, the pageant isn't that important anyway. This was her first performance!
i cant believe you actually gave her credit for that…..
she missed a couple of her parts. lol. She was horrendous. We know she can't sing because of her attempt to sing on "I'm a celebrity get me out of here"
horsie face galloping around—not sexy.
they couldnt have gotten someone better then THIS ?!?!
like the song. not her.
Can't sing. Can't dance. … Nothing. Nothing at all. Why is she famous ?
What a waste of air. Her and her stupid douche of a husband need to go away
Bad outfit
Bad dancing
Bad hair extensions
Bad lip synching
GIVE UP .. it's embarrassing
she did great!
that song is not so bad… but the performance was really so bad!
Re: idevenn –
anybody has more talent than that tranny gaga.
Her voice is annoying as hell. She's got to go. How much longer do we have to wait??? The outfit looks like it's from the 75% off section of Wet Seal from 1999. It bugs me that she's ruined a great song by Yaz and put her garbage over it.
EPIC FAIL.
although i was hoping for her to perform HIGHER, that would have been better. i probably would have died from laughing rather then just peeing my pants.
Eh? Not bad at all…
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! So bad. I also like how it was cut off about 1 minute in.
wtf is she wearing? haha
How did she get the music of THE SATURDAYS Song, If this is love?
NBC Needs to stop with all the Heidi & Spencer Love
why did she even bother showing up? they basically just played her CD and showed all of the contestants over her performance.
Let me guess…it was choreographed by Spencer, wasn't it?
ummmm…yeah…I cant say anything nice so I'm not going to say anything at all…
Firstly, I have always liked the song. Secondly, this just says that she can't sing and THIRD it actually wasn't as bad as i thought it was going to be….but still bad!
I think it's funny that she's trying to be like Britney Spears considering Heidi can't sing and she can't dance…but hey, at least she looked pretty.
Another no talent just like Britney.
Seriously that was horrible.
DAMMIT!! y the fuck was she on the freakin show …does donald trump have anything to do with this??
Re: Madonna_#1fan_4ever! – Ya that's why everyone copies Britney, that's why she's sold 87 million records worldwide, has some of most iconic performances and tours in music history and has been around for more than 10 years now. Because she's soo o untalented. THIS hoebag is untalented, get it straight.
She was absolutely hideous!!! she's been twitting about all this dance lessons, and you couldn't really see they worked at all….still needs A LOT of practice..
she had to be lip syncing, with all that dancing her voice would have been more shaky.
omggggggggggggggggg i feel so bad for her,, i think she should leave the singing dreams alone and stick to reality,,, and fuck spencer that monster
LOL FOR ONCE I AGREE WITH U PEREZ,WHAT A SAD WANNABE,THERE IS ONLY ON BRITNEY AND HER MAGIC TOUCH,LUV U BRIT….!!!
What a boring song.
They should call this song ZZZzz Language
omgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg i feel bad for her.. my advice is for her to stick to reality tv.. lay off singing,,, and fuck monster face spencer
omfg MY EYES AND EARS ARE BLEEDING who let that trainreck up in that stage IT IS THE WORST THING I SEEN SINCE BRITNEY'S PERFOMANCE AT THE VMA 2006 HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!
I think she was ok …
ugh that made me so uncomfortable and embarrassed to be from the same country as her