Heidi Montag's Horrendous "Performance" At Miss Universe Pageant!!!
Filed under: Heidi MontagYes, she was bad, but…..
Actually, she wasn't as bad as we would have thought!!!!
The Hills star Heidi Montag lipsynched her way through a performance of her rather good song Body Language at the Miss Universe competition on Sunday.
And she was TOTALLY trying to give us Britney Spears circa MTV VMAs in 2000.
Heidi Montag is no Britney Spears, though.
But, hey, she tried! And while it was most definitely bad - it wasn't EMBARRASSINGLY bad!
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What did U think?????
Posted: August 24, 2009 at 12:33 am



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omg, why does she even try? has she ever done anything good?
This is what you get out of practicing 3 hours a day? Heidi was awful, was she dancing or convulsing? Who designed her outfit….Danskins from walmart?
lol….welll she….lol….she's such a clown….lol…her and spener are useless and digusting like a dry jizz stain. lol
Heidi fails at music.
Thank God for America's Best Dance Crew being on at the same time and joyfully being able to miss this horrendous performance. Heidi, get over yourself. You will never, ever be a Britney wannabe. You and Spencer will always be nothing wannabees.
AWFUL! I cannot stand this girl… and her husband is even worse. Why are they even famous?
she can't dance and why is she lip synking, bc she can't sing. Made me sick to my stomach
Its bad. She looks great but the girl can't dance to save her life and Lord KNOWS she damn sure wasn't singing either. Give it up Heidi. Her and Spencer are both delusional in thinking they're going any where or stand to have a career in show business.
I'm no fan but, I HAVE SEEN WORSE. *cough* BRIT BRIT *cough* JESSICA *cough….so stop it.
no looks
no talent
no sex appeal
bland plastic doll
no passion
she has nothing going for her
enough about this gal
She looks like a billion gals in La
spray on tan
no hips
fake boobs
flat ass
skinny average legs
bleached blonde hair extensions
can't move
god enough with these sexless gals
every gal at Miss Universe had more appeal then this loser
go away !
all the gals from THE HILLS are interchangeable
Wow mr. MANtag shows his true tranny colors
Her dancing is better than britney's these days.
Can't lip sync, can't dance !! Ick!!
she did the same dance moves over and over again
I am definitely not a fan of Heidi but I don't think it was that bad. I think her public image is just so bad and tarnished that anyone refuses to express anything positive about her. It's better then I expected and I liked the song. I still don't like her though..lol..but that doesn't mean I can't like her performance.
WOW!!! Speechless.
Can somebody explain to me how she became a name.
It doesn't even look like her. She sucks. Perez you should stop showing them on your site… it's like your advertising for them for free.
For all the dumbasses that keep saying "Not fair to compare cuz Britney is a dancer and Heidi's not"
Fuck off, if she's not a dancer, then they need to make a performance that wasn't about dancing. God you people are fucking brain dead.
what a hot mess….spears wanna-be….no dance coordination what so ever….pretty sure anybody could have "wing-ed" and equally awful performance. I was like watching somebody trip you can help but laugh hysterically and stare in disbelief
SHE IS FUCKING PATHETIC.
She sucks, quit plugging them.
She was horrible. She looks fat and does not own the stage.
I love you Perez but how much do H and S pay you to say decent things about them? That was bad!
Wow, i felt sick after watching this.
NO TALENT AT ALL!!!!!!
wow….You would never be able to tell that this girl was dancing 3-4 hours a day. Awful…she looked pretty though, except those pants….
what a joke………any idiot could do that
she really likes making herself look like an ass, doesn't she?!
not embarrassingly bad ?!?! are you serious ?!? she should never have been let on stage ! worse than britney circa 2007 VMAs when she was all cracked out on stage !
yeah, she really did suck. did spencer make her choreography as well?!?!?!?! cause yeah, she was off the whole time and they were pretty cheesy moves. why is she so famous? OH and not to mention her outfit was HIDEOUS!
i am so tired of her
Man - you gotta love train wrecks! I feel just a bit more stupid now for actually watching that whole 5 seconds. Ugh!
wooowwww that might be the funniest thing i have seen in a while! she clearly can't sing and the dancing is just hilarious haha
awful singing and it wasnt even live, worrying if she sounds THAT BAD AFTER THE STUDIO MAGIC! dancing and outfit was very 90s and the song is ok but it sounds like that song by the saturdays
I just watched miss universe for this performance and i got a good laugh. She not only lip synced she also can't dance at all. just plain awful !
when I think of Heidi, I think she's just… meh… the color gray comes to mind, it's indifferent, uninteresting, and well, boring
Miss Universe seriously couldn't get someone with talent? wtf.
WTF was that???? never again should she perform… never again. damn i guess anybody could get a record deal. as far as the dancing… wow i think a stripper could dance alot better than that, she needs to stick with her reality show.
SO SO SO many things awful about that performance.
But at least she looked hot!
The worst thing was she looked out of control, like panicked the whole time. (That and obviously she was not even singing) Gurl, pop star career is not for you. Give it up.
It was BAAAAAAD. She has no clue about dancing or staying on the beat.
what the hell is the point singing live if youre just going to lip sync? it misses the point completely, and its kinda pathetic. i think her and her husband are disgusting and deserve nothing that they have, they are attention seeking assholes and should climb out their own botox'd asses.
my ears bled
I was embarrassed for her. She can't dance or sing. Off beat all she could do was just shake her ass which she had none. She needs to find another "career" because this one doesn't look to goood for her…
Look, of COURSE the song sounded reasonably ok, all it is, is the looped background of "Don't Go" by Yaz. It's a great beat, so you can pretty much put any vocals in there and it's still going to sound good.
Is it a bad sign when you are watching a performance and laughing so hard you are crying? And forget singing, she should never dance again. She has the rhythm of a limp noodle. No scratch that. Even a limp noodle can keep on beat.
She actually made Britney's 2007 VMA's performance seem not so bad and we all know how that went down!!! I think she might have just found a way to axe her 15 minutes of fame… thank god!!! She was horrendous!!! She is not a dancer, the girl doesn't even have any rhythm, what a joke!!! She gets a F- in my book! LOL
i think this bitch is wack=\
Heidi, if you're reading this, listen up…nobody takes you serious as an "artist". If you want even a centimeter of credability, you need to do the following:
-Dump that loser of a husband
-Stop whoring yourself in public (especially with those lame "surprise" photo shoots…it's pretty embarassing)
-Try to make yourself more a gay icon (because let's face it, they're going to be the ones supporting you when you start doing cruise ships in a few years)
-Quit being an idiot in public. I mean really, don't open your mouth when it comes to stating personal opinions.
-quit being such an asshole everywhere you go…you're burning bridges faster than you cross them
……she cannot dance, she's almost as stupid as her famewhore husband, and i hate the song. haha
She can't sing! why are we even talking about her-she sucks!
DISGUSTINGGGGGGGGGGG
well who knows what she did, all I saw was overlays of women prettier than she is. And with that much auto-tune, who knows if she can sing a note? Her dancing was not good, however
Kelly Rowland made Heidi look like a slutty little fool, how - embarrassing!
omg.. i see a slut trying to be britney spears.
looks like a perfect act fo your "tour"
She is horrid. I can only imagine what the hosts who were speaking Spanish were saying about her. And how embarassing to be Dean Cain, the token "famous" person thrown in there.
Oh my God, will you all shut up and give her a break. It's a great song and I loved it from the 1st time I heard it a year ago, very catchy so the "formula" works. She can move, she just lacks experience and true confidence. This was a make or break performance for her and she must have been so nevous. SO she lipsynced…big deal, Britney does it, Janet does it. You dont need to be a great singer to be entertaining and a good "recording" artist. Britney has trained from the age of 6 years old and I would hope that she would be better than Heidi who started this 2 years ago! Why don't some of you get out there in from of the whole world and prove better. Her sound works for me and as obnoxious as Spencer and her can be, when they left the Island on "I'm a celebrity get me out of here" the show got really boring. Obnoxious people are entertaining.. it's the nice sweet ones that sicken me.
you would think with an event this big they would have someone amazing perform… i guess the budget must have been low or something
the song was ok.. but her performance wasn't that great. Her dance steps were off n she lip synched the song.
she wants to be kylie minogue
she even copied the name of the album "body language"
She really wasn't that bad, she looked prettyy too!!
It was just a lil' too old school Britney Spears.
awwwww i heart her sooo much…but i was def in the same mindset about the whole brit brit thing…poor heidi!!!
I think she needs to use her "hard earned money" on a new choreographer rather than plastic surgery?
Re: Like!!!COLON!!! what? – RE COMMENT #9– "FAIL"… HAHAHA! THAT'S REALLY FUNNY, AND JUST SUMS IT UP REALLY WELL.
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WOW, SHE TRIES SOOOOOO HARD… NOTHING NATURAL OR COOL ABOUT HER! YES, "FAIL".
Chick is so annoying!!! WTF! She should be emberassed of herself! The world already has A Britney Spears we DONT need another! Heidi im sorry but you are very unoriginal and have no talent!!!!!
she looks like she stuffed her ass, and she is so annoying! terrible performance! britney was way better( and that was during her breakdown)!
OMG…. Please go away - you fake nothing…and your rat faced, joke of a 'husband'….!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AARRRGGHHH……………………….
Oh. My. Word. Shame on Miss Universe. What, was Debbie Gibson not available? ugh. I couldn't even get through the entire performance. ugh. I am, for once, completely speechless.
u g h
WHY am I even watching this….
It was pathetic, i felt sorry for her!!!
Fake bitch
i never understood the point of lip synching…………. why even wear the mic heidi? everyone knows you're faking it.
haha those pants look hideous!! Her dancing is terrible too!
wtf was she wearing ?
she's so heinous she should just kill herself! ugh
Soooooooooooooooo beyond sick of this girl and her loser husband! I guess they have secussfully proven that with a decent body, bleached blonde hair, fake boobs, and no talent what-so-ever can get you somewhere if you try hard enough. Got her a lame spread in Playboy too no less! If I never see or hear of "Speidi" again, it will be THE happiest day of my life!
0.0 What the fucking fuck. I can't stand her.
this is awful
okay…i've done better dancing as a peewee drill team dance clinic attendee….the 3rd graders i taught later in life did much better also…
I seriously thought that the side step jazz walk was only meant for studio dancers to enter and exit the competition floor…not for a "celebrity"'s miss universe choreographer…
I would fire and sue both the costumer and the choreographer…and who ever fitted her with the BIG ASS black headset microphone from the 90's
Well did anyone expect it to be good??
she prob fucks the same way she dances. real fucking shitty.
How embarASSing!!! She cannot dance and she probably thought that people were clapping and cheering for her instead of the contestants during her "performance." I guess she figured it out at the end though when hardly anyone clapped. HAHAHA!!! She sucks!!
i don't remember the last time i've seen something so terrible.
She cannot dance! At least she tried.
OMG I SAID THE SAME THING! BRITNEY WANNABEEEEEEEE
let's give her another five minutes in the spot light and call it a day….
Oh my god.. It was FUCKING HORRIBLE. She looked like a freak and she cant dance at all. She missed her make more than once.. And she cant lip sync to save her life.. Trump should be ashamed of himself for hiring this mess.
She is a black hole. Who thought this was a good idea.
I read that she was supposed to "sing" live but the producers of the show became worried because she couldn't remember the words to the song and she sounded horrible. They made her lip-synch and she is too stupid to realize that she sucks.
that was kind of OK to me she wasn't drastically bad
LC must be LOL big time!!! or embarrased for her..
what an awful dancer!!…
she needs to stop!
TALENTLESS
Embarassingly bad. But in their fantasy world, they believe billions of people thought she shouldve been made Miss Universe after her performance.
Tears are running down my face from laughing at this "performance". She has as much rhythm as Corky from "Life Goes On" and sings worse.
that is an uglier version of Britney's "Oops" performance at the vmas to a tee.
I actually liked the song, and her voice was good. But you could tell that she wasnt really singing. But OMG can someone teach her to dance!!!! She just looked like a average Jane dancing up there, and hello Britney has already used that outfit! So stop trying to be someone else!
What is she wearing on her feet. Are those Reebok classics? Any dancer should be able to do it in at least 4 inch heels!
omg whyy do you even puut shiit liike this one here.. its peoplee liike yoou thaat keep her in the spotliight..!! yoou saay shes soo horriblee thaan why do you keep posting stories about her and that douchebaag spencer lol
This just makes me respect Britney Spears more.
did you notice her trying to look at her backup dancers when she forgot the dance?!
Oh FACK! The Best Part of that Performance is The Miss U Footage! Oh Frig! She Suck's Ass! Perez? Why The Hell R You Kissing Her Ass So HARD?
Blech! Pathetic Performance …