We are pretty fed up with the rampant douchecapades being reported about the ultimate crotch stain of America, Jon Gosselin.
This guy needs to take a very long vacation far away from the paparazzi and media!
We’re hearing that after his totally awesome irrelevant pool party in Vegas this past weekend, Jon headed out to dinner with his mommy and friends on Monday. After a few barrels of vodka and Red Bull, he ditched his family (true to form) to chase after a gaggle of blonde bimbos, who had walked passed his table.
Apparently, these bitches could not keep their hands off him once he took them to Jet nightclub, where he bought champagne for the table.
An eyewitness explains: “The girls kept massaging Jon’s neck and shoulders while giggling. Everyone was looking at him in awe, wondering how he was the center of attention.”
Ewww.
We are in awe as well. Not of him but of the constant parade of women who throw themselves at him. If he didn’t have a TV show, no woman in their right mind would hitch their bits to this scum wagon. And yet, he continues to get these bitches lining up for him.
Doesn’t anyone have standards anymore???
[Image via WENN.]
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