Madonna's Brother Isn't Impressed

Madonna‘s estranged brother, Christopher Ciccone, is opening his mouth again — this time about his sister’s looks!

Really?

Ciccone says of Madonna’s appearance at the VMAs:

“She looked like Rachel Zoe gone horribly wrong!

It proves the point that you can judge a person by the company they keep — or don’t keep.

It’s painfully apparent that Jesus may be able to turn water into wine, but your basic blow dryer eludes him.”

Meow!

But can it, Christopher.

Old Raisinface doesn’t even COMPARE to our beloved Madge!

[Image via Andres Otero / WENN.]