When Bad People Happen To Good Clothes
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That poor dress! We're sorry.
Claire Danes sucked the beauty out of this outfit at the 67th Annual Motion Picture Club Awards and Installation Luncheon in NYC on Thursday.
This chick rubs us the wrong way, like a nasty rash.
Clair should totally star in a movie with Kirsten Dunst, Mischa Barton and Avril Lavigne. That would be a huge shit hit, right?
[Photo via Getty Images.]
Posted: October 11, 2007 at 11:34 pm
…and don't forget, directed by Sophia Coppola!
shes a LOTTTT better than any of those losers, at least she's not whoring herself out publicly, the dress doesn't look good on her, but it's whatever, there's alot worse, and a lot worse people to be put in it!
Claire Danes is lovely. That dress on the other hand…not so much.
perezzy you're a killer judge of character
I think Claire is beautiful….in a Julia Stiles/Molly Ringwald/Molly Plimpton/Juliet Lewis kind of way. Yall know what I mean? At some point movies are going to need actresses….not plastic, tight faced bimbos with protracted boobs. Besides, that dress is ooglay! I could hook it…take off the collar, unpoof the arms, and make it an empire waist…HAWT!!!….Anyway, Claire can't help that she's white and ages terribly! She looks really old!
The sleeves and collar on that dress were never going to work - doesn't matter who wore it. Is it me or is there a bit of cankle going on here?
ugly dress. beautiful woman.
sperminator 4, return of the skank - ankles behind her head.
I think she's gorgeous- that dress isn't. I like her a lot, but I guess you're entitled to your opinion. Stardust was awesome!
Perez, you are such a god dam fuck tard. You are the biggest fat ass mother fucking piece of shit. It's one thing to make fun of little whores like Paris and Lyndsey but why Claire? Go suck a dick you big piece of white trash.
You are so on point Perez…love that
I have loved Claire for years, but in all honesty after she started dating Billy Crudup while he was with Mary Louise Parker and she was 8 months pregnant their first child.. I was really disappointed. I didn't think she was the kinda girl to do that, especially to one of the most awesome women in Hollywood. Obviously the he is to blame mostly, but that was fucked up of her.
Still I wouldn't compare her to Kirsten Dunst.. she isn't that annoying is she? Just a Homewrecker.
Perez, I'm so with you here! This chick is the biggest, nastiest skank around. Plus super homely and a homewrecker to boot. Yuck.
she is a total bitch. i met her once in nyc and she sucked. she's also really ugly in person too
and you know all about having nasty rashes, dont you you fat disgusting piece of trash??!! perhaps if you would lose a few hundred pounds and see a plastic surgeon, you can pick up some normal guys and won't have to pay for sex with disgusting toothless man-whores who still will only fuck you for money!!! choke on a dick you disgusting twat!!! i hope britney's record company ruins you, you disgusting trash!!!
Perez is not White Trash MORON! He is Latino Trash…which means he's a Mexican!
Re: Beyonce is 40yrs old? – Yeah we all know that the dress would look okay if only.
Actually the only good part of this dress is the white part at the hem.
Re: die perez, die!!! – Ease the fuck up!!!
Perez, your such a creep… and your fans are idiots.
i love claire, hate the dress…backwards, perez, backwards
That dress is just plain NASTY! The shces don't help and neither do the black hair roots. I don't get why so many rich celebs can't be bothered to go to their hairdressers once in awhile. That is just plain NASTY!
Re: rose – Someone should slap you and send yo ass right back to school…It's D-E-S-I-G-N-E-R fool! Now go back to school and post again!
FUCK YOU. You no talent, cheese ball, wanna be bitch. Get bent. She's fab!
you are so into yourself, claire danes is amazing, so talented, so beautiful…..wtf ever
WOW YOU TRASHING YET ANOTHER WHITE FEMALE CELEBRITY WHAT A SURPRISE. THE RASH IS PROBABLY CRABS FROM YOUR LAST HOMOSEXUAL ENCOUNTER OR CHAFFING FROM YOUR FAT ASS THIGHS CONSTANTLY RUBBING AGAINST EACH OTHER ALL DAY.
so i don't HATE Mischa Barton..
dudee.
you people are so sad.
why would you hate on some as wonderful as perez fucking hilton.
get a life.
perez is the shitt.
and wtff is up with you perez is a virgin?
your fucking idiot.
id totally bang perez
hes a hottieee [:
Yeah, have to agree with you on this one. Just from the picture she looks like she would be about as much fun in bed as a rusty cheese grater. But, who knows? Once you got to know her she might be a lot of fun and her "step off bitch" 'tude might just be an act to keep jerks at arm's length. You might think about this before you start making character judgments based entirely on how a person looks. I personally know a few people that give a total bad vibe to strangers but once you get to know them they are the nicest people you've ever met.
Claire Danes is adorable and a great actress. Don't hate.
i dont know about the actress but i loved her in Star Dust
:) so lay off her a bit won't you?
ps mischa barton may not be some amazing celebrity but at least she's a better role model then some of the other celebs you seem to praise
Terrible shoe choice…
Who is Claire Danes and that dress is hideous.
you nailed it perez! her drabness is offensive. gross. poor dress is right!
Re: BECAUSE SHES WHITE? – and you lick the cheese from Perez' chaffing nutsac! stop typing you homo freak…Perez is the BOMB…You're a loser for coming to this dude's site to bash him…Go get your own website…betcha nobody would visit it…LOVE YOU PEREZ!!! Hatas! Yall suck!
Lay off Prezzles! There's nothing wrong with Claire Danes, she's a talented and beautiful actress, unlike other young celebretards these days…
Claire Danes has talent, you don't.
perez you are so damn funny
Perez! Normally I don't comment, but COME ON GIRL. Claire is in totally different league than those bitches. Aside from the fact that she actually has talent, she is also totally adorable! Need I even mention My So-Called Life? And you call yourself a fag! You should be ashamed of yourself. (I'll forgive you, just this once.
Your a dick… Claire is a great actress and beautiful woman. As is Kirsten Dunst.
You’re a moron
What is your 'major malfunction'… she is beautiful and wonderful and excellent and all other good words. I love her.
don't be so hard on her. it may not be the best look but she is a beautiful girl and very talented. I love you Perez(very much!) but sometimes you need to pick your battles. claire danes or britney(complete and utter fucking train wreck in every way).
you are wrong about this girl.
sure, not the best look… but it's not about that is it..
she is a good person that got caught in a complicated situation.
your judgments are both cruel and uninformed, masquerading as some faux indignation (or worse in britney's case.. as fact) on behalf of parties that don't even know you.
again.
this site just isn't fun anymore.
the talented and dignified are targets too? there is a enough heavy and negative stuff in the world, this was once a fun escape.. now it is just fucking depressing and mean.
She didn't suck the beauty out of anything, it's the dress that sucks! Tie dye??? It's ugly, don't know know why she wore it.
What did she ever do to you, Perez, you fat load of donkey vomit?
Her hair is what looks HORRIFIC. Can we say STYLIST?
My shoulders are huge and the front of my body actually looks like my back!
mmm
NO WAY!!! Claire Danes is wonderful!! We love her so back off!!
lol. i hate all them bitches! but i still like claire, she will always be cool with me since i grew up on my so called life. her friend a.j was the shit. she bogus for that shit with the lady from weeds. im high and cant think. but weeds is the shit!!
This is what a slut, BF stealer dresses like. Such a coke whore. Ha Ha I'm A washed up has been.
Last years left overs. Watch WEEDS ON MODAY SHOWTIME!!!! HA HA Who has the most talent and class…..
this is from her biography on imdb.com
"Was banned from the Philippines in Sept 1998, for making derogatory remarks about the country. The President of the Philippines condemned her publicly."
hahaha,
so much for classy.
yeah okay the dress is ugly or just BLEH
but CLAIRE DANES IS AMAZING! and beautiful! and WAY MORE talented then all the ACTRESSES IN HOLLYWOOD!
so psh, why be mean? yeah bad fashion choice but whatever. i still love her!
Perez Hilton you are an immature waste of human life, you are an individual who is incapable of decisive action about their own weight therefore sees fit to criticise others about their own. Your career is centred upon this notion of scrutiny and degrading of others, you are a worthless individual, who obviously displays the education level of a 10 year old. The celebrities you constantly degrade have broad history of success and accomplishments within their lifetime, your jealously of them is overwhelming yet alarming, please vent your level of education into another course, such as toilet genitor or an oversized erotic dancer, at least in those careers you will be called upon for your incompetence and petty display of skills.
perez is a fat, ugly hater. claire danes is cute, talented, smart.
Re: BECAUSE SHES BLACK –
YOU SUCK THE FROMUNDA CHEESE FROM PEREZS BALLSACK
SO FUCK HIM AND YOU!
I don't get it Perez, you constantly fawn all over people like Miss Natalie Portman, who couldn't act her way out of a paper bag, meanwhile Claire Danes who actually IS a talented actress, also very naturally pretty, also classy and poised, also went to an Ivy League school, etc etc- essentially has the exact same credentials as someone like NP, yet with actual talent and less of a press-coddling attention seeker- and THIS is how you treat her? What, do you have some kind of Mary-Louise loyalty or something? That's the only possible explanation I can think of for this kind of juvenile behavior. Grow the fuck up, Danes is intelligent, talented, professional, and even though this dress is fug, she's quite a lovely young woman.
Geez, this is the one thing i COMPLETELY disagree with you on.
Re-evaluate! She's a great actress and pretty cute!
I LOVE HER! she looks good in that dress!
WHAT DID SHE EVER DO TO YOU!
actually, she may be talented or whatever, but she's also a big-time RACIST. she's made degrading comments about third-world countries, and specifically Hispanics and Asians…check her track record…she was also declared "PERSONA NON GRATA" in the Philippines for what she said about that country!!! I was a history major, and in case you forgot, the Philippines was a US TERRITORY for 50 years! i guess you are allowed to be ignorant when you're rich and famous…
DYKE
Perez…how dare you!!!! I always love what you write, but I don't agree with what you are saying about Claire Daines!!! She is awesome….I love her so much!!! She is so much better than most actresses these days…and WAY better than Kirsten Drunkst!!!
k. dunst is a fantastic actress, you dick! you know, it bitch. do NOT deny.
That Bill Crud guy left his pregnant girlfriend for this chick and she just recently left him for some guy she made a movie with. I'm sure the cycle will just continue with her over the years.
You are right on most, I can't say either way if she fits in their category. But your dead on those other douch baggies
you have no idea what your talking about. shes a great actress one of the few young ones who actually has talent, but you have no talent so you wouldnt know anything about that.
"This chick rubs us the wrong way, like a nasty rash.
Clair should totally star in a movie with Kirsten Dunst, Mischa Barton and Avril Lavigne. That would be a huge shit hit, right."
PEREZ. YOU ARE RIGHT ON THE MONEY.
I'M SCARED TO SAY THIS, BUT I VERY MUCH AGREE WITH YOU.
ALL OF THOSE ARE ON MY HIT LIST, AS IS BEYONCE.
I don't even know what it is about her, but she annoys me a lot. She also cannot act and has a big-ass nose.
Hate the dress not the woman. Drab hair does her no favours. She's intelligent though, probably why Perez hates her. Jealousy is the root of all evil.
she stole a pregnant woman's man… even if she isn't with crud(throw)up anymore - will always hate her
why do you write such bad things???? that is really mean because there is nothing bad to say about her! shes talented and beautiful. dont be so cruel.
that shit britney songs????? They should be sued for producing such SHIT music!
she's a homewrecker.
whore!!
How can you hate Claire Danes after watching and loving My So-Called Life? And i'm just going to presume you have because if you haven't, fuck man, you are missing out.
And to those who dislike her because of the "home-wrecking," well how much of a home could it have been to start with if it could be wrecked like that. if it wasn't with Claire, he would have strayed with another woman anyhow.
I think she actually looks cute.
Well, I happen to love Claire. What has she ever done to deserve being trash-talked by Perez? She may not be the most beautiful girl in the world, but she is far from ugly, if that is what you are trying to say. And even if you do happen to consider her to be physically unattractive, Perez, lay off. Not everyone can be as gorgeous as you. *Note sarcasm.
What????!!!! That dress is horrid and no one would look good in it!
I love her, she's one of the most beautiful girls I've ever seen! She's a really good actress as well.
I think she always looks like a sack of potatoes in whatever she wears. Also couldn't someone give her a hairstyle???
perez is a connoiseur of pizza delivery boy's buttholes–he licks them with ravenous appetite and then he gets fucked by them for an extra $15 dollars. in between pizza and semen he writes this bullshit. his computer keyboard must have more bacteria than a hospital waste area. enjoy your caca, perezhiteous!!!
Your're an a** she's beautiful you people seem to hate everyone, wonder what you all look like, uglier i'm sure!, it's not her that makes the dress ugly, it's ugly on it's own,
Trying to be funny again? Oh Perez, maybe next time…. or not!
For me Claire Danes will always be Angela Chase in her flanell dress and the the purple thights! But I do think she looks good here too, except the dress! Looks too much like a washed out maids uniform!
Re: Devon –
Sure you're not talking about Perez? 'Cause that sounds exactly like him
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i couldn't had said it better myself.
all you dumb asses so quick to defend someone w/o knowing the real deal.
i've met her, several times and each time she was very cold and snobbish to a variety of people.
I haven't agreed more to a statement you've made in a long time. She is a homewrecking WHORE. Hate her. "She's like a bad rash"… hahahahahaaaaa.
i think you are jealous that you can't fit into that dress perez.
and why you hate dunst, lavigne and barton. because they are all skinny and pretty and you are fat and ugly.
It's just a sucky dress! And she looks awful in it! But she is such a cutie, anyway!
She was in rehab with my cousin like a year ago. You should def look into that, PNasty.
Claire Danes and Kiki were in Little Women together…an amazing film. Claire Danes has done some great work, this seems unfair.
this woman is completely talentless.
My So Called Life was gay.
What's your fucking problem with Claire Danes? I swear you just trash people to see if America agrees with you or not. Honestly that dress is kinda shitty
I guess its bad to wear a dress that actually covers up your cooter.
she is such a piece of S&%*. Didn't she steal someones man when they were pregnant? Who would do that? THE MOST SELFISH PERSON IN THE WORLD. I have no respect for her and I think she is FUGLY! Get a clue sister!
How appropriate for Halloween! Scare danes is such a piece of crap. Didnt she manipulate someones man when break up a relationship when Mary Louis Parker was expecting a baby? Doesn't she have any respect for anyone, even herself? Who would do that? Only the most selfish people in the world, that's who. She is so disguisting.
You forgot Jennifer Aniston.. your Maniston..
ROTFLMAO!!! When BAD PEOPLE happen to good clothes. I love it!!!
Claire Danes is amazing. I can't believe you would say that. I used to love you Perez… but please don't diss Claire.
Don't be such a hater all the time Perez!! The dress is ugly not the person wearing it!!
Claire Danes is so beautiful and an amazing actress. Perez you are sooooo wrong
you all are assholes. she is gorgeous and she is one of the only younger girls out there that has talent, and she has a lot. maybe you should take some time to watch one of her movies instead of obsessing over the shitty girls like britney.
Clair is a beautiful and talented actress and to throw her in the same category as waste of space Avril is just cruel and unnatural punishment.
The dress is god awful though, I don't think anyone could have saved it from looking dreadful.
I like her-she's a good actress and can be pretty but doesn't seem to know how to fix herself up. The hair is not flattering on her and she(like most of them) is much too thin. The dress makes her look shapeless.