When Bad People Happen To Good Clothes
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That poor dress! We're sorry.
Claire Danes sucked the beauty out of this outfit at the 67th Annual Motion Picture Club Awards and Installation Luncheon in NYC on Thursday.
This chick rubs us the wrong way, like a nasty rash.
Clair should totally star in a movie with Kirsten Dunst, Mischa Barton and Avril Lavigne. That would be a huge shit hit, right?
[Photo via Getty Images.]
Posted: October 11, 2007 at 11:34 pm




#1 - that's a hideous dress
#2 - Claire Danes is a REAL actress and has been in so many genuinely good projects, there is nothing to hate here. And to top it all off the girl is effing gorgeous.
Claire is along the lines of Natalie Portman and you love her!
SHE IS A GREAT ACTRESS, SHE'S HAD A LOT OF GOOD ROLES AND IS VERY VERY TALENTED.. YOU SHOULD LOOK AT SOME OF HER MOVIES PEREZ…. IT'S VERYYYYYYYYYY DEMEANING THE WAY YOU EVEN PUT HER IN THE SAME SENTENCE WITH THAT OTHER TRASH (AVRIL, MISCHA….) I MEAN COME ON…. I LOVE YA PEREZ BUT YOU ARE WRONG ABOUT HER!!!
I love her! How great was she in "My so-called life" Stop hating!@!!!
i have met claire a bunch of times and she is great,fuck u perez
What? Claire Danes is an amazing actress in the Indy movie scene. Plus she's so chill and down-to-earth, if not a little querky.
Perez, you are out to lunch with this one!
HOMEWRECKER! haha! But I dig her.
i love clair, she is so pretty…….the dress on the other hand…not so nice.
I think you got it backwards. That dress is hideous. Looks like a 1950's house dress that fell in a tub of bleach. Claire is a beautiful woman.
Claire is a goddess - beautiful, and a great actress. She can do no wrong in my book. So, sorry Perez, if she doesn't meet your standards [the standards of an overgrown homosexual man with the emotional and intellectual maturity of a 5th grader.]
FUCK U PEREZ… she is a GREAT actress… Go see SHOP GIRL… or Romeo and Juliet…HOW DARE u compare her to DRUNKST!?!
LEAVEEEE CLAIIRREEEE DANNESSSSSSSSSSS ALONNNNNEEEE!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! lol.
she's an amazing actress, but a homebreaking, man-stealing slut; plus, she's got that Renee Zellweger ugly grill going on, too, they always look like they're sucking lemons or smelling shit
Her face makes me unhappy.
Oh maybe she should be in rehab and have a DWI to be considered fabulous !!
The main reason I love you Perez, is that you can't stand all the same people that I can't stand! Can I be your hag please???
I wonder if anyone has ever sucked those toes properly… I sure would.
u should shut the fuck up about Claire Danes. She's one of the few actresses who has her head on straight. You just don't like her because she doesn't cause drama.
aw, leave claire alone. she'll always be cool because of my so-called life. even though shop girl was god awful — she has some good movies too! brokedown palace…hellloooo.
I agree!!! Homewrecking cunt !!
HAHA
CLAIRE SORTA ROCKS.
YOU WERE PROBABLY STILL STUCK TO YOUR MOM'S TEET
TO REMEMBER MY SO-CALLED LIFE
STOP HANGING OUT WITH DOUCHE BITCHES LIKE (I LOOK LIKE PRINCE'S UNBORN FETUS) AMY WINEHOUSE
AND GET SOME INTERVIEWS FROM PEOPLE WITH BRAINS.
SHE WENT TO YALE YO.
HAHA
CLAIRE SORTA ROCKS.
YOU WERE PROBABLY STILL STUCK TO YOUR MOM'S TEET
TO REMEMBER MY SO-CALLED LIFE
STOP HANGING OUT WITH DOUCHE BITCHES LIKE (I LOOK LIKE PRINCE'S UNBORN FETUS) AMY WINEHOUSE
AND GET SOME INTERVIEWS FROM PEOPLE WITH BRAINS.
SHE WENT TO YALE YO.
HAHA
CLAIRE SORTA ROCKS.
YOU WERE PROBABLY STILL STUCK TO YOUR MOM'S TEET
TO REMEMBER MY SO-CALLED LIFE
STOP HANGING OUT WITH DOUCHE BITCHES LIKE (I LOOK LIKE PRINCE'S UNBORN FETUS) AMY WINEHOUSE
AND GET SOME INTERVIEWS FROM PEOPLE WITH BRAINS.
SHE WENT TO YALE YO.
What's your problem with Claire? Did she get drunk at a party once or something? Didja catch her with a cigarette? Cos we know that everyone besides Paris isn't allowed to drink or smoke…christ, get over it. You're hilarious most of the time, but there's really no reason to pick on someone who is a fine actress and isn't a media whore like Brange…. I can't remember the last time Ange was in anything watchable…. sheez
I love Claire!0
i thought the dress was actually pretty terrible, myself…
Cheating whore!
She managed to survive being a teen star without turning into a train wreck. Don't diss on Claire Danes!
She is so overrated.
Love Claire.. she rawks
and i'm sure you know plenty about rashes, you nasty mo!
Throw the Simpson sisters in and you will have the biggest group of no talent bitches in the industry!
ALTHOUGH….Clare was good back in the 90's show My So-called Life.
I think you got it backwards. That dress is hideous.
lol@
When Bad People Happen To Good Clothes
NOOOO- don not put her in the same class as mushy and kiki. Were you not addicted to my so called life????? Anyone in this age bracket will always have a special place in our heart for Ms. Danes. She is Fabbo and stays out of the press and under the radar. Good for her!
Saw her on an airplane about six years ago with then boyfriend Ben Lee. I made eye contact with Lee, because I was going to ask him a question about a song he allegedly wrote that Kathleen Hannah sang on a compilation CD. In any case, I changed my mind based on the HORRIBLE look Ms. Danes gave me. Don't know if she was the jealous type, or just angry that I wasn't all ga-ga over her sharing a plane with me. It's too bad, My So-Called Life was a post-adolescent obsession for me. Oh, I almost forgot - she had terrible skin!!!
Yep, her career has certainly jumped the shark. Don't fall in love with a man who has a girlfriend who's about to have a baby, lady!
claire is fine. the dress is ugly.
Re: Liztron –
HA HA My So Called Life was an unwatchable piece of shit !!!!! The only good thing on that show was the gay kid, I forget his name
hmmm…nothing really to write about Claire Danes, so attack the dress…nice.
1) She sucks
2) Her toes are spilling over the fronts of her sandals
3) She sucks
4) She's a boyfriend stealer
5) She sucks
6) She looks like a granny in that dress
7) She sucks
Look at those NASTY, NASTY feet….Gross!
I personally like the girl. She seems to have her priorities straight. She put her career on hold to go to college and get a degree. And you don't hear about her doing coke in bathroom stalls like Lindsey or Brit. At least she is someone in Hollywood who attempts to be a role model!
What the fuck. I finally think you're gonna talk about someone WORTHWHILE and you TRASH Claire Danes? You probably never even saw fucking My So-Called Life, you were probably too busy sucking on Jason Priestly's 90210 cock. You're a loser and retard and I know one day you're gonna perish.
Okay..so she lost some weight and her haircut doesn't actually suit her..but shes' beautiful..not everyone looks good in everything. This is just something that doesn't look right on her!!
claire danes is a fucking cunt. for someone that "put her career on hold" to get a degree, you would think she would be more educated regarding third world countries and the state they're in. hello? anybody remember when she called the people of the philippines dirty, with missing legs and arms and eyes? i understand where people can separate the fact that she's a "good" (barf, she has the same acting coach as jennifer love hewitt and neve campbell) actress from her person, but i, for one, will never call her respectable; she barely even made an apology.
oh and ps for all you people trashing perezhilton.com: okay, so he's a queen that talks trash about all the celebrities… are you expecting anything else from reading this website over and over again? it's what the website is all about so stop your bitching about perez and how much trash he talks and GET OVER IT ALREADY. or simply STOP READING THE FUCKING WEBSITE. idiots.
Claire Danes is wonderful - do you hate her because she's a home wrecker? SHOP GIRL is one of the best movies ever!
I love Claire Danes, she's absolutely amazing.
She was great in Igby Goes Down.
That dress is shapeless. I like the fabric but I hate the design.
Dont you dare make fun of Clair Danes!!!!!!!!!!!!! She is perfect and a Goddess you fat fuck.
Umm, Good Person?? I don't THINK so. If you'll recall, she's a HOME-WRECKER!!!! Clare Danes "couldn't help her feelings" for looser Billy Crudup and broke up his long relationship with the awesome Mary Louise Parker when . she . was . 7 . months . pregnant. That doesn't qualify as a good person. Hate more on her, Perez, MUCH MORE.
it is probably because in every single picture she tilts her head. it pisses me off.
what?! no love for angela or my so called life???? claire danes is the shit.
homewrecker. still cant get over that. and are her toes touching the carpet??
As a few posters have already said…
she may be sweet and talented, but SHE STOLE A PREGNANT WOMAN'S HUSBAND!! So hating her is not about hating her work, it's about hating HER. Billy Cudrup is also hate full and scummy. Mary Louise Parker was 7 or 8 months preggers when he ditched her for Claire.
Stealing another woman's man is bad, stealing a PREGNANT woman's husband is unforgiveable. Perez you might want to mention just why you hate her so much so you don't get people defending her homewrecking ass.
Claire Danes is the bomb, Perez!! Take the time to stop hating on her and talk to her people to meet her and you'll find out for yourself. Peace!
hear, hear! much shame upon this home wrecking whore! at least the truly dismal color, matches the bowels of her damned soul!
oh, i love her… why dont you like her? whats the story?
back in 1997 this guy i was in love with, this straight guy was in love with this ho. it made me so mad. her official nickname is "cunt drains"
isn't she the one who went out with Billy Crudup when his wife was pregnant?
she looks fine. The dress is HIDEOUS!!!! That's a nasty old lady rag of a dress
Why the hell do you hate Claire Danes, Paris? She's adorable and somehow manages to stay away from all the Hollywood bullshit…what? She didn't kiss your ass when she met you??
The dress is ugly, but Claire Danes is fabulous. She may be a "homewrecker," but she's a rare talent amongst a pool of acting crap.
I've always thought she was weird. She looks like she smells. I dunno how to explain it lol. I think she's always looked strange and smelly since she did that Romeo and Juliet movie with Leo.
yeah, have always disliked this girl. her movies as well as her face are painful to look at. not cute at all. i don't see anything great about the dress either. what are you talking about!
I like her. She's that 50/50 type of a girl. 50% of the time she looks good and the other 50% she looks like crap.
Um…this is a pretty dress? Your fashion sense bewilders me….
Is it me, or do her arms look langer than her legs?
I really disagree with you, Perez. Claire is a fantastic actress and has a timeless look.
I LOVE Clair Danes. She is one of the best young starlets out there right now. She picks AMAZING roles….Evening anyone? Don't dis Clair…she's awesome.
Claire is a major talent. The dress doesn't fit her right. Why do you say "we" or "us," when take a stand on something? You chicken.
It's an ugly dress anyway. Claire's been looking rough for awhile now. Angela Chase, where have you gone!?
Yes! She SUCKS!!!
I liked her in Stardust.
Why do you hate her?
She is a homewrecker!!!! Mary-Louise Parker is lucky to have lost that jerk Billy Crudup tho! U suck Claire!
what is wrong with claire danes? too talented, too pretty, too humble? oh, no, she just doesn't kiss your ass.
at least she has talent and doesn't show her klitty litter to everyone
Hey…I've liked Claire ever since she was on "My So Called Life". She seems sweet.
seriously..? claire danes is beautiful.
Yeah and add Julia Styles, that Paltrow bitch, and Jennifer Garner to that list. All blah faces that I am sick of looking at.
Oh and downs face Maggie Gyllenhaal too, yuck!
She's an ugly homewrecker. UGLY!!! She WAS good in MSCL, but now she is full of herself and ugly!
What the huh? Some of you HATE Claire Danes. Right, that makes sense since she is a media whore and chooses horrible movies and has DUIs and does drugs and … oh wait, that is other celibreties. You pathetic people who "Hate" celebrities, especially ones like Claire need to get a life and, more specific, a self-esteem. Sorry the world has been harsh to you but get over your pessimistic selves. You're losers for a reason!
Although I agree Claire is kind of skanky, have to say the dress looks like Wednesday Adams fell in a pit of bleach or something…
Notice Perez doesn't say anything bad about the big stars, like Madonna, Pitt and Jolie…hmm picking on the little guys and the trainwrecks.
what the fuck is your problem with this lady, you are such a fat ass! you have no credit at all to be dishing on people that you "think" are unattractive, look in the mirror you fat disgusting piece of shit and there will be for sure something ugly to laugh at….
Maybe if she turn around and bend over … Y'a know … It's that kinda dress
I'm too horny today … I'll shut the F— up !
I adore Claire Danes, I just hate the dress…
HA!
I EFFING HATE CLAIR DANES SHE SUX MONKEY BALLS.
No the bag goes over the face.
She is so gross, i read once, she hates to shower, and rarely washes her hair.That is just lazy.
i'm sorry but i can't hate claire danes or Kirsten Dunst, just the other two. i think its because "my so called life" made me cry every episode and so did "elizabethtown" God, i cry alot…..
i love herr
ummm is she at a banquet hall or an airport? that carpet is sickening
Some ferociously great postings today, Perez! This dress is extremely ugly. Poor thing. Who is she? hee hee
She looks like someone just threw a bucket of water on her!
How can you hate Claire Danes? Didn't you watch My So-called Life? What's wrong with you?
ya ok, u like kylie monage but u dont like claire danes there like indentical looking
claire daines is awesome! she's an amazing actress and she's beautiful. You, on the other hand…. are a fat douche with no talent for anything (except getting sued).
she sucks balls. she's racist against filipinos. booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo