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Showing some skin!

Frankie Muniz is ready to play with some balls!

The Malcom in the Middle alum, wearing an LA Clippers jersey, had lunch with a friend at West Hollywood cafe La Conversation on Saturday.

Muniz has recently given up acting in the hopes of being an amateur race car driver.

He's kinda hot - if you like guys that look like they do lots of meth and should be on an episode of Cops!

Frankie and Aaron Carter should be BFFs!

[Image by ODuran via Fame Pictures.]

Posted: October 14, 2007 at 6:35 pm

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megan says – reply to this

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1st
loweoooo says – reply to this

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first
luiza says – reply to this

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second
MaryGrace says – reply to this

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First? Ewww, what happened??
kathie! says – reply to this

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He is disgusting to look at. This should be under offensive.
OshKosh says – reply to this

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Ew! He's creepy.
sjnsj says – reply to this

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IM SUPER HIGH
1SSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTT says – reply to this

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FIRST BITCHES!!
fu says – reply to this

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i love how you sit and diss everyone for how they look, but look at yourself! you used to be a lot more original and funny when you first started
Ben says – reply to this

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No, but I would Justin Berfield.
Hannah-Jayne says – reply to this

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Recently?
I thought he gave up acting years ago…
d says – reply to this

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no..maybe
Angelinaaddict says – reply to this

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I'd ride him, definitely! lol
Charming says – reply to this

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OMG he is gross…luv it perez
Emily says – reply to this

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Ew, no thank you.
alex says – reply to this

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GROSSSSS
Meg says – reply to this

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Ew.. that's gross. He used to be adorable…

He and Aaron can't be BFF's.. Didn't they both date Hilary Duff?

Ew
dc says – reply to this

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d
Perez is FAT says – reply to this

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Hello Gordo, you fat fucking slob. You have about as much fashion sense as the love child of Elton John and Liberace. Fat people should not make fun of skinny people for being fat.
taryn says – reply to this

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what is with that shit stache? yuck, frankie! yuck!
samsuma says – reply to this

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white trash
Shannon says – reply to this

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Why are his ears so small?
P-_______ says – reply to this

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shitttt.. P-CUM DUMPSTER! you've really captured the essense of what its like to live a day in your life here … meth…coke.. aaron carter .. are you making fun of Frankie Muniz or is this you're way of telling the world you've met you're match … ps. you're a gossip column loser with nothing going for him, how does it feel?? .. (this is the part where i'd stick a mic in your face but we all know you'd just go down on it like pam on tommy)
annabelle says – reply to this

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wow. he did NOT age well.

but… he looks far less douchey than aaron carter.
Yuck! says – reply to this

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Hell to the no
fed up says – reply to this

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is it any wonder why the general population believes gay people are nothing but sexual deviants? All you seem to talk about is how "doable" or "rideable" someone is! You really help to perpetuate this stereotype.
Ruth says – reply to this

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OMG!,,,WTF happened to him?…he used to be cute,,, now he looks as old as Casey Affleck.
jaleesa says – reply to this

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Um
did he ever reach his full potential height instead of 5'2”?
leanna says – reply to this

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I've seen him in real life.. and he's really unattractive to say the least.
Leave Frankie alone says – reply to this

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Malcom in the Middle was the Shit. Everyone on it was great. The parents were hysterical.
Funny as Fuck.
melissa says – reply to this

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If my other choice was a golden retriever, and you know what? I'd still have to think on it……seriously, this guy is disgusting.
Verna says – reply to this

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ah…… NO!
amanda says – reply to this

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ewww…..no wonder we never hear of him anymore…….
Laura says – reply to this

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CUTE!!!!
hghgh says – reply to this

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Hair transplant.
Mimi says – reply to this

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He sort of looks like a young Ralph Finnes (pronounced Rayf Fines), who is a great actor and handsome. He'll grow into it more.
Ciambee says – reply to this

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hell yeah! i still love Frankie and would do him in a minute. but date him first. i love you frankieeeeeeeeee
kelly says – reply to this

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Uh, gross.. he needs to get ridda' the facial hair and then grow his hair out so that it's longer.. and shaggyish.. to cover up the fact that he has the smallest fuckin ears ive seen in my life. wth? scares me.
Grammar Bitch says – reply to this

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Wow… the rest of his head grew to Frankenstein proportion, but his ears are still itty-bitty. Nothing to grab onto if you're shoving your cock into his face. Which I wouldn't, thank you very much.
C C says – reply to this

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He's a friend of mine who I havn't talked to in a while, glad to see he's still alive!

p.s - He'd never be friends with Aaron Carter, he's not even friends with anyone of the famous circle.

But I see where you're getting at.
hahahaha says – reply to this

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he is CUTE AND RICH!!
LeeYuh says – reply to this

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Re: fu – yOu SWEAR like perez reads this shit!
zeD says – reply to this

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YESS.
THIS is wht i call sexxiii.
yum. *lick* ;]
Rachel says – reply to this

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He has had his 15 minutes of fame!! What is he, 5'1"??? What a joke.
jan says – reply to this

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Well at least he's pursuing other interests unlike other child actors that only pursue whatever jobs they can get… I'm pretty sure he's gonna get back into acting once his money runs out, I think he'll do ok…
david says – reply to this

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what a nerdy chump!
He needs a bath says – reply to this

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Ick. He looks like the guys I never fucked in high school.
Gwen says – reply to this

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I was going to say something about an awkward prepubescent stage, but I think he's well past that. Gross.
P-_______ says – reply to this

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Re: LeeYuh – BITCH PLEASE … You know he read this and everything that comes along with his bullshit posts … ITS PROBALY YOU HEY P-BLOW4BLOW; He may have a web page and be hated by we celebs - but dude still swallows spermshots when he's not scrambling for false information .. havn't you heard! P-NOPRUNE IS ON HIS WAY TO THE SLAMMER!!!!!!!!!!!!
monique says – reply to this

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nope. but he has pretty eyeballs.
J says – reply to this

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Who wants to think about Aaron Carter even for a second? Uuuugh!
Joo says – reply to this

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He needs inject some steroids! hes 20-something and looks like he pasted some hair on his face….
Erica says – reply to this

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#37, hair transplant?

He has a mature hairline, he's not 12 anymore. I hate how in Hollywood men fell the need to have the hairline of a teenager…well, half the time I'm sure it's a piece or transplant
meghan says – reply to this

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fugly.
Maurie says – reply to this

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EWWWWWW!!! He's sooooo weird looking! what happened???
vladi says – reply to this

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uy! que feo =/
vivian says – reply to this

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he looks so weird what happened to him he was so cute now look at him
Nicole says – reply to this

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Re: Shannon –

yes, why are his ears so small????!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tony says – reply to this

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He's hot as hell. Just look at those cute little ears. I'd do him for sure.
Marg says – reply to this

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Ah, he used to be so cute! He was great on Malcolm, and he seemed to have so much acting potential when he was younger, like in My Dog Skip.
QueenOfTrashin' says – reply to this

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How unsanitary to go into a restaurant with your pit hairs hanging out! Ick.
Rommel says – reply to this

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YES I WOULD. Manly looking lad.
wutevah says – reply to this

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has anyone else seen the movie "The Tin Drum" and noticed that this guy looks just like the weird dwarf kid star of that film?
pm says – reply to this

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i don't think you've ever been so right on.
j* says – reply to this

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he would be a good candidate for an otoplasty
ugh says – reply to this

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why does it matter who is first?!
ugh says – reply to this

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why does it matter who is first?!
Cadbury says – reply to this

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I'd get Malcolm in his middle! I could pound his ass ’til his eyes twitched!
Smathalen says – reply to this

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I saw Frankie race at the Grand Prix in Edmonton. He should have stayed with acting.
LALA says – reply to this

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EWWWWWWWWW WTF, WHAT THE HELL, GROSS. HE LOOKS LIKE A ELF
HIM & AARON SHOULD BE BFFS LMFBO !
ILY PEREZ
Candy Barr says – reply to this

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Of course he will be a race car driver . . . He is only a so so actor, so he won't be going back to that. He needs a little body work to handle a real car.
Kevin says – reply to this

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i'd hit it.
J Johnson says – reply to this

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Isnt he gay?>?
CelebrityPWN says – reply to this

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Perez this is low even for you…he still looks 9 years old
peter says – reply to this

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perez is so ugly it is funny
daisy says – reply to this

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LOL at the Aaron Carter comment….dude…frankie used to be adorable…he looks like Brian Peppers now hahahaha.
erik says – reply to this

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oo i'd do him
steven says – reply to this

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hell no that mother fuckers ugly.
hes always been ugly and always will be.
liz says – reply to this

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holy shit!!!! he changed..alot!!
Pointe says – reply to this

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Perez, why don't you stop drawing the silly, juvenile things on the pictures and stop writing on them? We'll read your comments anyway at the bottom.
Tavi-Licious says – reply to this

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Am I the only one who thinks he looks like a child pornographer?
Maybe you'll see him on Hollywood's sexual predator list someday…
yikes says – reply to this

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yowzah
what happened?
Lala says – reply to this

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EEEWW I would rather do K-Fed than him! What the heck happened?
SB says – reply to this

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OK… first of all… if Frankie Muniz is going to go out in public and potentially get paparazzied for the first time in years, he should have worn a different shirt. The basketball jersey does little for most men. Mostly they're worn by unattractive men who want to be rappers. Surely, his Malcolm checks could have afforded him something a little more classy… especially for something termed a "cafe"… if it was a "cafeteria", maybe he could have gotten away with this getup. He should have shaved that mustache-esque object off. It looks awful, it's not full enough and it makes him look 40. He should have done his hair while he was at it. Who was the "friend" he was meeting… Britney Spears? Seems like he's taking fashion advice from her and God knows she's out of the house often enough to have lunch with most of the people in L.A.
Sherry says – reply to this

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Yuck! This is the WORST picture I have ever seen of him! And he's normally adorable! I always loved him on that show Malcom in the Middle. I still watch the reruns from time to time.

Well… you can't be cute 24-7, 365 days out of the year, right? Everybody gets a little scruffy from time to time I suppose. Besides, he's got a lot more money than the rest of us working stiffs, so I doubt he cares very much what any of us think about his looks!! (lol)
Bryan Johnson says – reply to this

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I've met him!!!
LOL!!!
ally says – reply to this

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eeewwww! He looks soooo disgusting! Yuck!
christopher says – reply to this

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haha
you are getting sued-TWICE
one for twenty million-right on miss ronson
another by miss spears record company
15 minutes going fast
KARMA IS A BITCH
you really do suck
also is it true YOU HAVE A VERY SMALL PENIS?
word on the street………….
MARGHERITAAA says – reply to this

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CASEY AFFLECK JUNIOR! …the untalented version
amy. says – reply to this

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ohmygoddd.
what happened to him?
he used to be cute, now he looks like a freaking creeper.
Call Me says – reply to this

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i'd ride that long and often!!
kekekleee says – reply to this

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OMG! HE DOES LOOK LIKE CASEY AFFLECK!
tatum says – reply to this

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i think i just threw up
CJ says – reply to this

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Yes I would do him. He is sexy. I heard he has a very nice cock too. He can pound me anyday he wants.
ItzMe says – reply to this

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Frankie already has a Bff.. Zac Hanson of Hanson (MMMBop) he helped fund thier tour a couple years back
Douche-bag Muniz says – reply to this

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This guys is the biggest FAG with razor stubble and zits. He looks like a fucking munchkin'. Another child hack-actor that now wants to 'find himself'.
He's going to find himself slammed into a fucking brick wall with his little race car because REAL Race Car drivers don't give a fuck about him…
Noire says – reply to this

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Hell yeah… you know he likes it kinda dirty. Just for one night
issi says – reply to this

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i blame the beard, its el gross!!
Kaitlin says – reply to this

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I would hit that
Uptown james says – reply to this

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yeow—those little ears on a big head make him look like a Garden Gnome.

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