J. Lo Debuts Low
Filed under: Music Minute > Jennifer Lopez
Though we won't have official numbers until tomorrow night….J. Lo's new album, Brave, is shaping up to be a big disappointment.
After a huge media blitz, music insiders are buzzing that Jennifer Lopez got beat by debuts from Kid Rock and LeAnn Rimes.
LeaAnn Rimes beat J. Lo?
Damn, girl. Time to announce that pregnancy!
[Image by Michael Carpenter via WENN.]
Posted: October 15, 2007 at 10:35 am
oh crap!
1st, she will bounce back!!
the shame.
It's that crazy husband of hers-he's totally holding her back. She is just not as hot as she use to be!
Damnnn Sucks for her… She shoulda announced the pregnancy
i wasnt going to buy it either…soooooo, yeah
#1
she did announce her pregnancy
First! I just had to! Sorry.
kid rock?! bwhahahaa
SHE CAN'T SING, WHAT THE HELL DID YOU EXPECT??
No suprice, the first single sucked big time!
Stick a fork in this no-talent hasbeen. She hasn't hat a hit movie or album in years. She should stick to wearing orange makeup and pretty dresses.
Just stop singing JLo
First First
first
because she's annoying! ugh.
Country always does do well right out of the gate. There are A LOT of country fans, I'm not one of them, but they sure do hit the Wal-Mart to buy those albums as soon as they are released.
MARIO ANAL WARTS ASS..
Everyone is waiting for Oct.30 and Britney Spear's Blackout CD !
JLO fucked up when she married MA out of panic and he made her cover up, now she wants back in and no one cares.
damn shes UGLY.
Well just look at her first single of the album. It's mediocre at best.
Um yeah it seems like a borring zzzzz album.. I'm not excited at all.. her hair in the video for her 1st release is rediculous… and I was a huge fan.
FIRST!@$@
She already anounced her pregancy…
she's so old and washed up.
ugh, her single sucks anyways.
and kid rock is such a fucking media whore going everyone and anywhere talking about pamela.
she did announce it. Stop clubbing and get on the ball
Three boobs! She needs three boobs!
Didn't she announce her pregnancy?
why all you people want to be first???
:s
Her first video showed her looking like some crazy Auntie Mame that enjoyed beating up on gay dnacer at a club. REAL NICE !
Kid Rock when he is not caught up in BS has come through with some very nice music, and LeAnn Rimes has a strong fan base.
BRITNEY SPEARS: OCT 30 BLACKOUT
JLo is a waste!
And I think her husbank is the genious - he should be totally embarrassed for her lack of singing ability cuz he is SOOOOO great! She tri8es to slap her name on everything….but the record shows…..and continues to be proven — bitch cant sing for shit…..
I hope her babies look like Monkeys –
Ummm J.Lo…..I think this is the world's invitation to you to…..GO THE FUCK AWAY!!!! You had a good run for someone with minimal talent but a complete lack of awareness to this simple fact which allowed you to promote yourself with the real conviction of a totally self deluded media whore….Good Job! Now pack your bags and go have Marc Anthony's babies so he can then leave you for someone else….Marc's getting antsie for the next piece of baby's momma ass.
i think j lo is beautiful and all, but her voice stinks and so does her acting. she should stick to designing and modeling.
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Nasty JLo wears and promotes fur. Wearing the skin of tortured animals only displays the ugliness and selfishness of her soul. Why would anyone want to listen to music from such an ugly woman?
Uh, she did announce the pregnancy. Last week on the cover of us weekly.
When you are beaten by Leanna Rimes you know it is time to call it quits. What on earth is she going to do now??? Her movies flops, her music flops, it is so over for this woman, so she had better settle down and raise her kids. She had a good run while it lasted though. Too bad Jlo.
Poor Jenny!
Not only are her movies and music tanking…she knows she is married to a man who cheated BOTH TIMES his first wife ( Miss Universe) was pregnant.
She had better keep a tight leash on Marc…. Good luck.
no wonder
the cover and photoshoot is terrible
and do it well isnt her best
its only number 50 on the hot 100 and failed to hit the top 10 in the uk
Re: Linx0rz –
More like #7
EXCUSE ME STUPID, BUT LEANN CAN ACTUALLY SING…UNLIKE THIS FAKE WANNA BE.
Here's the thing about j.lo she's a great performer but her voice and acting really do suck. Very mediocre. I think her husbands voice is beautiful though. He really does portray true talent.
Who cares about this old spic anyway, besides her ugly husband.
FUCK THIS STUPID BEANER !
#43 Kiss my ass Sammi sue bob! Leanne Rimes is a yodeling piece of hillbilly crap and so are you bitch so go and fuck your brother billy bob ass hole.
Serves her right. She was never talented anyway.
I pray her kid comes out retarded! This is the worlds way of telling you to stop putting out albums, because people just don't care anymore! You're too old (even though you claim to be 37) we all know you're over 40, you're fat & you're gross with a polluted c*nt! Just GO AWAY already! And shut the fuck up!
I think that's what makes celebrity a bitch.
what can you expect when you have no talents?
her fans woke up and realized she is a talentless bitch the only reason she had some musical hits was because she was well marketed and was hot now she is fugly.
Number 46 is a inbred, meth head trailer park, no teeth, fucks his own mama, walmart shopping fat slab of white trash shit!!!
If she hadn't sold out to her 'ride my back husband' her numbers would have been better. Why does she have to shove her husbands down our throats? Also her dancing in the vid was shiteous! Her songs sound like she's trying too hard
She's not hungry for it. She needs to go somewhere and get it back. But that's what money does to you…
She can't sing. If she hadn't been an actress, she would never have had a record deal. Besides if she hadn't been blabbing about her relationship with Ben Affleck and all the media insanity, she would have been better off. She loved to call attention to herself. Ben got sick of it. We got sick of her too. Go back to acting JLo.
51, I would like to see what you look like you fat ugly sloppy titty, white trash. Jlo's asshole looks better than your pasty white ghost face.
Re: Geraldo –
THAT'S SO FUNNY…NOW UP THE MEDS AND TAKE DEEP BREATHES.
All you hating white trash meth head sluts can go to hell!!! JLo is rich, none of you got two dimes in the bank you jealous bitches!!! She don't need to work she already got paid!! So kiss my ass!
WOW, I DIDNT EXPECT TO SEE RACIST COMMENTS FOR HER BEING PUERTO RICAN ( NOT MEXICAN - THIS IS WHERE THE EDUCATION COMES IN- VERY DIFFERENT, FAR AWAY FROM MEXICO - SO STOP WITH THE BEANER SHIT).
CLASSY — REALLY CLASSY
Shut up, at one point you all (who are bashing on her) bought her cd, or sang her song, or went to her concert.
so stop being such racist hypocrits
Sammi go clean out your two roomtrailer with all your 50 million white trash relatives sleeping in one bed and fucking each other just like all white hillbilly trash do you inbred mofo bitch! And you probably fat and cross-eyed to.
asdf
Karma Baby Karma
She wanted Dayanara's husband and got him even though he was very married with babies
So she made a deal with the devil and thats her price. Marc in exchange for her career. Dont bitch now, that the man wasnt WORTH the career. PUES AHI TIENES
NOW SIT HOME AND LOOK AT THE BUGGY EYED LIZARD 24/7
No surprise. It just happens that LeaAnn Rimes CAN sing while JLo never could and still can't and can't act either. It is time she accepted that fact and spent her millions, on things other than fur.
This woman does not have a neck. Her big head just sits on her shoulders like so kind of disabled alien. Take off all of that makeup and throw a blanket around her shoulders she will look like a mexican peasant I saw recently begging for pesos. It is soooo over for JLoooooo!
Re: I hate mexicans – Maybe you should learn who is who. Mexicans are not Puerto ricans and if you dont like PUERTO RICANS find a PUERTO RICAN AND TELL HIM RACIST FUCK. dont hide behide your computer.
Maria Vega every spic maid I have ever seen was fat, ugly, with hair growing out of her chin and had titties that hung down to her pudgy knees sweetie.
washed up
I think her star power has definitely dropped but hey, can't stay on top forever. She had a real good run and made a lot of money with a mediocre singing voice and so so acting ability. She should focus on being a good mother to these babies she's "apparently" having instead of handing them off to a nanny. Marc Anthony on the other hand, is a fabulous singer. I have both his English CD's, and they are incredible. I wish he would do more of them.
EDUCATE YOURSELF MORON. SHE IS PUERTO RICAN, NOT MEXICAN. MEXICO IS A COUNTRY IN NORTH AMERICA. PUERTO RICO IS A TERRIOTY LOCATED IN THE NORTHEASTERN CARIBBEAN. GOD, YOU ARE TRULY DUMB. THANK YOU FOR PROVING SO.
jlo is one one the worst singers on earth
jLo has an CD out?
jLO was never a singer, Tommy Mottola pushed (payola) her on the public just for spite, but the public is not dumb her music future is none. jLO is not even a good actress…she can dance a bit and that is it. jLO, Paris, Britney the time has passed, they aren't wanted.
Selena was her best movie. All she does now is fluff shit. Dumb ass romamnce movies, she needs to get naked
She needs to decide what and who she is. I love Jlo the actress. I think she would make a super duper musical movie star (remake West Side Story? Remake Carmen?) Her strength is musicals and acting. She needs to give up the singing.
Now she's producing movies, which is a very smart move long-term. She's producing low-budget movies for a niche audience, very smart, but she needs to give up the singing except for private events like she did over in Russia.
Personally, i find that her music hasn't been great since her album J.Lo, this is methen was boring and the other two are also not big hits…
LeAnn's new CD is amazing. She is so much more of a singer than JLo will ever be. I highly recemend 'Family' to anyone, not just country fans.
YOU ever NOTICE that white people hair not only SMELLS LIKE DOG it FEELS like dog hair. thats the reason white people always have BUGS in their hair. LICKS.TICKS,FLEAS. yes Iit's a joy being white. NOT. and since DOGS fuck any DOGS. they come out retarded looking. and act like retards. serial killers child nolestors
all due to they think their DOGS
Jenny from the block has lost touch with her fans and who she used to be. She's climed so high up, that her head is in the clouds. She a swirling mess of a diva. What a shame she's not genuine anymore. Such a demanding bitch now. Hopefully she won't raise her kids with the same elitist attitude. Perhaps her album would do better if she remembered who she was and not what she has become.
Aw! I like the first single. I wouldn't buy the cd although I am going to buy Britney's fyi. Perez you looked good on veryvulgar.com you hung, motherfucker! Your'e as long as I am erect when your'e flacid. I have a new found respect for you now that I've seen your cock. And to my fellow homos, check ou thequeerofallmedia.com It's delicious men that will make your pants rise.
Re: dog smelling retards – Its better than smelling like a Buffalo Butt
she just became a totally different person after she married him…she should just live the "housewife" life… it seems like she likes it
Re: Maria Vega –
wooooooooo
how do you know if im white?
im maybe latino,black,arab or asian honestly perez your readers are all silly and racists i never said she looks like shit because she is latina besides she is all plastic and fake………….
Re: WHITEY FOREVA ! – beats being a serial killer, child molestor.
Now folks, don't fret over Jlo's no-go career. She is still well-qualified to fill the millions of job openings we have for maids, lawnboys, garbage men and nannies in this beautiful, generous country. Now in what other country could a spic like her get to be rich with absolutely zero talent, besides America. None, I tell you. Because if she would have stayed in puerto rico(please god) she would be on welfare like all the rest of her people. Adios JLO, your time is done dummy!!
Ever wonder how spics stink like donkeys, look like monkeys, talk like cavemen, act like criminals, think like dead people, which is no thinking at all. Well, have you??? Just wondering.
jwhore is so over.
Re: TrueBlue – She could get that in the States fucktard. Like yo mama do every month. Except your mama lives in a trailer. Trailer park = Bug Exterminators DREAM
Poor girl has been box-office poison for many years. Hollywood had finally had enough and booted her out, now so has the music industry, so I guess now she will be a mother to her unfortunate children, whom I hope will not look anything like that bag of clacking bones she wedded. That man is so strange and thin he's frightening.
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What's wrong with Kid Rock?? He's kool. So don't diss the KID.
HAHAHAHAHAH She got you twisted with the WHITES SMELL LIKE DOG. Now your trying to say Hispanics smell. Man thats weak. Always when Perez post up anyone but a white person You RACIST FUCKS are the frist ones who shout out rascist remarks. NOW YOU CAN'T TAKE IT WHEN SOMEONE ANSWERS BACK.
That's what you get for supporting the fur trade you skank!!!! I hope your stupid kid is ugly and messed up!!! He/she can only thank his cold-hearted bitch mother dearest.
WE LOVE YOU J-LO AND YOUR NEW CD ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
everytime its gonna start with the racisim. doesnt it?
*sniffs hair* yeah well mine smells like chocolate sort of….its that deep condition shit from ojon. yeah…so it doesnt have the texture of dog hair either…listen, iam all for the whole "get rid of people that smell like shit!!!" thing, but its not the skin color that matters, its not the texture of your hair that matters, its how well you wash it and with which products you wash it with. fuck face!
everytime its gonna start with the racisim. doesnt it?
*sniffs hair* yeah well mine smells like chocolate sort of….its that deep condition shit from ojon. yeah…so it doesnt have the texture of dog hair either…listen, iam all for the whole "get rid of people that smell like shit!!!" thing, but its not the skin color that matters, its not the texture of your hair that matters, its how well you wash it and with which products you wash it with. fuck face!
Nothing at all against JLo but people are SICK of corporatized shit-music. Have a family member in a major band with 3 albums/CDs and it's a small indy lable. The small indie lable gives them artistic license and the sales are outstanding. But, this is the same corporate grp that tried to stop downloading instead of embracing it. Just say NO to corporatized talent. Too many good artists out there being ruined by big labels.
Re: Come with it weak fucks – Yep. thats what they do here on a CUBAN website. trash anything that isnt white. low self esteem problem. must be the good living in a trailer park full of bugs.
That's because no one likes a lying homewrecker.
J LO YOU ARE NOT A MUSICIAN, FINALLY
I'm sorry but I think she deserves it. Her music is soulless generic commercial fluff and she should just stop making it. How many flop albums does she need until she realizes that she just doesn't have any credibility as a singer? Marc Anthony is the real talent in that couple.
stupid bitch is soooo done. go away you fur-wearing, animal killing has been. your kid is gonna be just as ignorant
i just hate dirty people. seriously. if there is anything in this world i may be "prejudice" against is the look/smell of people…sooo seriously. im serious when i say i don't like being next to fat people that sweat. iam being serious when i say i don't like being next to people that smell like curry (and dont bother with calling me a racist, i've dated muslims that didnt eat curry they were canadian born sooo we got along fine)
but seriously i fuckin hate smelly people. i really can't stand it. and its ok if you are fat but plllllllllllllleeeaseee don't be sweaty
down with dirty!!!!
By the way i was at the Marc and Jlo concert friday night in Montreal and she looks sooooooooo pregnant !!!!She even bigger then me and i'm in my 6th month now !!!! It's about time to announced something girl !!!!!!!!!!!