How Do We Say This Delicately????
Filed under: Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay's new boyfriend is kinda fug. Dontcha think????
She could do sooooo much better than that.
He kinda reminds us of Jason Wahler!
But, Lohan is blinded by cock. And she's in love. And she wants the whole world to know about it. And she's talking to In Touch Weekly AGAIN about her new man, Riley Giles.
“We started out as friends,” explains Lindsay. “We met about two months ago while doing activities at Cirque. We both enjoyed rock climbing,” she says.
One of the things Lindsay appreciates about Riley most is that he isn’t affected by Hollywood. “He finds it all very funny,” says Lindsay. “That’s what I love about him. He has a good sense of humor.”
He isn't affected by Hollywood????
Then why did he give this interview to In Touch????
Posted: October 17, 2007 at 12:05 pm
I WANTED TO FUCK HER IN GEORGIA RULE SO BAD. SHE LOOKED FOXY IN THAT LITTLE WHITE DRESS. THERE IS SOMETHING ABOUT THOSE FRECKLES ON THAT FAIR SKIN AND THE STENCH OF COKE AND BOOZE ON A LADY DOES SOMETHING FOR ME. FUCK ME LINDSAY! FUCK ME LINDSAY! PLEASE GO DYKE FOR ME TOO.
It's not "westside" it's the shocker… he's got class.
He looks retarted in the face.
LOSE THE LOSER Lohan!!! go get you some hot brody jenner juice
Oh Look…Liz Taylor and Larry Whats-his-name…Can't she do something original? Dependancy issues, with drugs or people are still the same thing…Stop shooting up, snorting up, and hooking up. Have some respect for yourself…oh, wait, what am I saying?? This is LINDSAY…right…never mind…go meet Britney at Starbucks for your daily pap snap…
I dont think hes that bad looking……..he kind of reminds me of Mike Bibby, how weird. I think hes a good looking guy, looking at these pictures. I have seen a lot worse =) You gotta ♥ those snowboarder guys.
this guy comes no where near the hotness that is jason wahler
awwww… what's the matter, perez? are you jealous because NOBODY wants you? hmmm? you poor fag. you're so jealous of "couples". btw, he's a hottie Lindz!
He looks like a giant tool…She's beautiful, but crazy. She won't settle down for a while. And her father is her role model for men - and he's obviously a huge tool too - so she's kind of fucked until she really figures that out and makes a change.
He's good looking enough. And on what basis have all of you decided he's anything like Kevin Federline. So pathetic and mean-spirited.
Judge not, lest ye be judged… assholes.
She's a very pretty woman.
IT'S COMMON KNOWLEDGE THAT LILO LIKES TO F*CK BADBOYS. SO WHY SO SHOCKED AT ALL THE DRAMA?
Does anyone else think she looks fucked up in that last pic? Nose a lil rosey.
i'm sorry jason wahler is much better looking than this dude and i don't even like the dude and that's saying a lot…come on!
He is unusually hung, people called him Horse around High School.
He's better looking than you.
I thought Lindsay just got out of rehab??? She looks totally wasted in these pictures.
he looks like somebody you dont want around
her career is fucked
This guy comes from a trailer without running water, and an outhouse in the back yard. I wonder if Lilo's licked that dirty yellow ass crack yet. The guy is in recovery from Meth and cheap prescriptions, he would pimp out his toothless girlfriend for $5 crack rocks, wait until you see the dirt they are going to uncover on this low life.
Oh Please… he's not interested in Hollywood.. haha.. yeah that's a laugh. Why is he so interested in you and doing this article, etc. Whey did dump his poor girlfriend who is "devastated" for your skanky ass?? Does he know that your skanky ass is broke and that you ain't got any more cash?? Wait till he finds that out…you washed up former child whore/druggie so-called actress
Doesn't anyone involved in her counseling remind her that she should not consider any type of romantic relationship until she has a year of sobriety? That's one of the biggies in any twelve step program–until you have clarity, you can't make that kind of decision well.
so sad to spend all that time and money and not really work the propram.
He must have a ginormous cock. How else would she feel anything in that gaping snootch of hers?
……probably her new supplier as he looks like one and yes, FUGGLY to the max!
Dang Lindsay!!! U looking used and abused
TWO IN THE PINK.
ONE IN THE STINK.
THATS FOR ALL OF YOU WHO HAVE NO IDEA WHAT A SHOCKER IS!!
The one thing I notice sometimes, especially with her mugshot, is that she sometimes looks like she has a 5 O' CLOCK SHADOW. Am I the only one that sees that? Other than that she looks pretty good these days.
She is Lawng Island cheese, that is why she dresses like that, and her dad dresses like a 1980 guido, and her mom and dads girl friend wear eye liner in thier eye lids and still wear 44 lip gloss. She didn't grow up in an affluent, classy section of Long Island. This guy Lindsey is dating looks like a Lawng Island Guido, so he is the type of guy that resembles guys she grew up around, thus he is probably comfortable and familiar to her.
SEPERATED AT BIRTH:
RILEY GILES and K-FED-EX !
he's MUCH hotter than you'll ever be
#1. he's a wigger
#2. he looks like he may have a short thick penis– hope so, if not drop him.
yeah he's a total loser who is only gonna get worse and she's a total loser who will always be on top… so long riley!
He looks a little bit K-Fed. And why does Lohan's mouth always look like she's been sucking six cocks at a time??
FUG is an understatement- when I first saw them together I said no way. He's like K-Fed junior. LOSER!
2 in pink one in tha stink! Get some beat up box there Riles!
Her makeup/hair/tan look terrible. Yuck!
And he's give'n the sign for the shock rocker … I bet HOhan loves the good ol' 2 in the pink 1 in the stink. Rock on!
she really funked herself up. she used to be cute but now she looks used and abused.
This guy looks like a total welfare asshole. Isn't he a little old to be skateboarding???? Nice fucking life!!! Firecrotch sure knows how to pick em. I hope he's ready to get his ass dumped and kicked out of Ivy, the minute LiLo reconnects with her old sugar daddies, and lays her eyes on that big ol 8 ball.
Paris Hilton must be laughing her fucking ass off!!!!!!! Hahaha.
This girl needs to buy a good vibrator and stay out of a "relationship" for a while. This guy is a load. She'll be off the wagon in no time.
Looks like a complete douche bag.
ha,ha!i give them 1 month maximum.
It's The Hat.
Jason Wahler meets Brody Jenner.
he's a douche, it was my friend he was dating and it totally broke her heart!!! he is a piece of shit and it says he's not affected by hollywood, then why did he dumb bree faster than crap and go with lindsey???
What is wrong with people - BOTH of them.
Freakin' homewreckers make me SICK.
he's not ugly, he's 'ok'. but, he's got that K-Fed vibe. He's got 'disaster' tatoo'd on his forehead. But, this is one star I don't want to see go down. Families really f$#% us up. I blame her dad.
I'll bet that he's got a big one!!
Homewreckers make me SICK
Especially ones who don't think they've done anything wrong - freakin' selfish fck heads.
FOR SOME REASON I LIKE LINDSAY SOOOOOOOO-THIS ADVICE IS FREE TO YOU LINDSAY-THIS WILL BE YOUR K-FED-RUN BITCH ——HE IS NOT EVEN CUTE AT ALL -YOU KNOW HE HAS A BEER BELLY-THEY GAVE YOU THAT MAXIM THING FOR NOTHING-FOR NOTHING
MAYBE THIS WILL HELP
A LIST OF LOSERS LIKE THIS ONE….
BRAD PITT
K-FED
TOM BRADY
P DIDDY
OJ
RYAN PHILLIPPE
you f-ing orange little cantaloupe. You're starting to look like mama orange crush. Go back to rehab baby, your career is done.
Wow, FUGLY is right!!
Love the drug addict huge zit of Lohan's cheek, too…..
We also don't mind fucking pigs, and sheep round here, and hell, when all else fails, just slip some moon shine in Momma's afternoon tea, and nail it to her when she's passed out on the sofa. Ah shit, Lindsay don't mind. She's used to our backwards ways, and gets a kick out of it, long as I slip her some dong now and then, bitch don't mind.
Thats classy of him to throw out the shocker!
He's ugly, but she looks really good. You can tell when she's been drinking because her skin gets really dry and she gets a sunless tan mustache. No mustache here; good for you Lindsay!
Aw, she's found her K-Fed. I'm so happy for her.
is it just me or do they look fucked up?
Yes - very KFed!
Don't know….are you supposed to date people from your recent stint in rehab? especially ones that were engaged when you met them? Seems like sex is another addiction that Lilo should have been working on in cirque
i recognize that glazed over look anywhere…lohan's eyes say it all. she is fucked up in those pictures….so much for sobriety………
slim pickens in utah rehabs, BTW I cant wait for me horney pills to come in the mail!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why does anyone think she can do better than this guy? She's not all that herself. She's a talentess celebuwhore who's only claim to fame is the slutty, drug/alcohol chronicles she's provided for the media. She's been cast from the same mold as the retarded bitches, Paris Hilton, Nicole Ritchie and Britney Spears. And the world would be a better place without them. When will the entertainment industry just learn to burn this trash?
CELEBRITIES ARE STD INFESTED
I agree with Marco. I mean isn't this how Britney found KFed?
WOW, those are some intense sunglass tanned eyes on linz
She is fugs, especially with blonde hair! Yuck!
This just goes to show that even though she spent all this time in rehab, she learned NOTHING.
He looks like of of them RAP ASSHOLES!!
she was so much cuter as a red head
I think the guy looks hot! But I like guys who dress like that. His cock must be pretty huge for Lindsay to be dating him
Shoot Id fuck him! But I am a slut who loves sex!
He is definitely fuggggggggg. He's a dog. How does he have girls fighting over him? He needs jaw reduction.
her upper lip is orange!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She meant to say "cock climbing"
Jesus. They look wasted already. I haven't given up hope on Linds, but that guy is a crap-assed loser. Snowboarder? Must have run into one too many trees. He sure looks brain-damaged.
She must have just sucked him off, her upper lip looks red and rashy…
"He isn’t affected by Hollywood" A.K.A.- Hes a loser stoner who is dumb as fuck.
Good god. Nice shocker, you freakin' tool.
Re: Milton G. Cockbreath IV – YOU GO,
UNCLE MILTY.
WELL SAID.
It's not that he's ugly, but he simply doesn't look particularly bright.
In St. Louis, we have a word to describe these peeps and it's "hoosier." I think Lindsay is a pretty hoos chick who would get noticed at South County mall by the local Barbizan modeling owner and he's that wanna-be white kid throwin' signs. Aw, yeah. Kick it. Yer so down yer crawlin' when you can go to an expensive rehab place in Utah. I think they make sense.
how is she better than him…hello shes been in jail shes dirty shjes not special
the future spears and federline….
oh wow, he's sooo classy with his "two in the pink, one in the stink" hand gesture that everyone thought was hilarious on the bus in 6th grade….he's loving the new duds lilo bought him with her dwindling funds…Is it just me or does every douche in hollywood think that all they have to do is put on a Volcom shirt and cock their hat to the side in order to be the coolest badass of all time? i.e. Spencer…
Maybe lay off the self tanner on your upper lip there killa
Why do all of the beautiful hollywood women chose the ugliest men?
I don't understand it, he looks like a fat piece of shit. He has got one of looks that says, 'Oh yeah I will rolling in the cash soon'. Not, you fuckin loser!
If anyone cares about Lindsay they will rid her of the negative influences and not cause her to begin a downward spiral again. Quick sex will pierce her soul.
Oh and one more thing…the actual stars have my eyes, never the fat shits that 'accompany' them:)
Lindsay will forever be beautiful to me:) She is so beautiful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I thought they met at rehab? The both look fucked up.
Come on Linsey, look for a good man, not another low life BOY
Girl has an orange mustache. She needs to lay off carrots or spray tan or whatever is doing that!
Why does her upper lip always look like she has been eating Cheetos?
“We started out as friends,” explains Lindsay. “We met about two months ago while doing activities at Cirque. We both enjoyed rock climbing,” she says.
Yeah, bitch. Rocks climbing up your nose!
Girlfriend is looking ruffffffff!
i think he's hot
he reminds me of k-fed.
She must be full of diseases! yuck.
why is she so… orange?
R: "Dude!"
L: "Dude!"
R: "Dude!"
L: "Dude!"
R: "Dude!"
L: "Dude!"
ok this dude looks like trouble, and a coke head
he is SO ugly! I would never date a guy that looked like that EVER.. Lindsay just jumped on the only cock she could whiole she was locked up in Rehab. I give it a month.
I agree Perez! She probably fell for his personality, rather than his looks. There's nothing wrong with that of course.
ummm, she looks really fug too! and her hands are nasty!!
SOMEONE PLEASE RIP OUT THE HO'S UTERUS BEFORE SHE REPRODUCES. FUCK.. THAT'S ALL WE NEED ANOTHER MENTALLY CHALLENGED DRUG ADDICTED AT BIRTH BABY FORCED TO SUFFER.
ALSO….SHE LOOKS HIGH…. AND DON'T FUCKING TELL ME SHE DOESN'T.
A big no no in recovery is to date fellow rehabers. They are both going to fall off the wagon and I can't wait to see the wreckage!!!!!!!!!!!