How Do We Say This Delicately????
Filed under: Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay's new boyfriend is kinda fug. Dontcha think????
She could do sooooo much better than that.
He kinda reminds us of Jason Wahler!
But, Lohan is blinded by cock. And she's in love. And she wants the whole world to know about it. And she's talking to In Touch Weekly AGAIN about her new man, Riley Giles.
“We started out as friends,” explains Lindsay. “We met about two months ago while doing activities at Cirque. We both enjoyed rock climbing,” she says.
One of the things Lindsay appreciates about Riley most is that he isn’t affected by Hollywood. “He finds it all very funny,” says Lindsay. “That’s what I love about him. He has a good sense of humor.”
He isn't affected by Hollywood????
Then why did he give this interview to In Touch????




I`m just glad cause Lindsay seems happy
Like MJB said..No more drama..
he looks like lillo brancato, another total fucking loser.
shouldn't someone just getting out of rehab postpone getting into a romantic relationship with anyone until they're completely sober, longterm? Isn't that what all of the 12 step programs recommend? Additionally, aren't they supposed to surround themselves with sober friends, and not people in similar circumstances that are more likely to assist in relapses??? Just a thought…
why does her upper lip always look so dirty?
brittany and kevin pt 2!
idk perez, ur no brad pitt yourself if you know what i mean. i think hes far from "ugly" least he's skinnier than u
CAN we say Kevin Federline and Britney Spears all over again!!!!
How can Perez comment on anyone being "Fug" when hes a hideous monstrosity of gelatinous lard…"Fug" for Perez would actually be a upgrade considering hes so damn hideous looking…
Tell Me How Perez comment on anyone being "Fug" when hes a hideous monstrosity of gelatinous lard…"Fug" for Perez would actually be a upgrade considering hes so damn hideous looking…
Tell Me How P3rez comment on anyone being "Fug" when hes a hideous monstrosity of gelatinous lard…"Fug" for Pigrez would actually be a upgrade considering hes so damn hideous looking…
Tell Me How P3rez comment on anyone being "Fug" when hes a hideous monstrosity of gelatinous lard…"Fug" for Pigrez would actually be a upgrade considering hes so damn hideous looking…
i think he looks hot in the 2nd picture.
feels like k-fed and britney all over again…
she looks coked out!
In pic 2 he is doing the old 2 in the pink one in the stink… what a loser!!!!
he is cute looking–not bad… but–he could be her downfall….i don't think her psyche can take such a culte guy and famous for snowboarding. girls are always after him…
KUDOS to #23-Heather: WHAT IS UP with her orange mustache? Blend that self-tanner, bitch!!!
The relationship will SO END. Sorry, but Miss Low Hand is jerking off a D-Lister just to make her "sober" experience bearable. We all know that their break-up will be her perfect excuse for the next bender.
he smells like kevin federline…
Oh my gawd!
Yeah she looks good! what wonders rehab does! giving methadone and valume and she was probly allowed to fuck all her rehab buddies! Your a hoochie Lindsey! your not off drugs ur on better ones yeah perscription yeah I bet they got u on all kinds of shit that makes u feel good!
You stole someone man whom BTW gave a fake ring to his ex fiance!
I DON'T KNOW PEREZ I SMELL ANOTHER K-FED! how about u?
she has daddy issues! of course she would fall for a loser she met in rehab because the pressures in life outside rehab is so much betteer u can drink and do drugs all u want and he ccan use the hell out of you! keep being a VULNERABLE BITCH LINDSEY GROW SOME BALLS LOVE ISN't ALL ITS CRACKED OUT TO BE!
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I like how he's throwing up the shocker in the second photo. 2 in the pink 1 in the stink bitches!
K-FED #2
From a statistical and psychological perspective this relationship has NO CHANCE.
Plus he is soooo far beneath her…she'll be sick of paying for him and his obvious social climbing…seriously what loser poses like that - he is a dork…??????
I forgot to say how GORGEOUS she looks…sobriety does her good…
I HOPE HE STRAPS A BOARD ACROSS HIS BEFORE HE STICKS HIS DICK IN THAT MANGLED MEAT WALLET.
I have a friend who went to rehab & said that they strongly advise against dating another ex-addict for at least 5 years of sobriety.
is it ever a good idea to pick up a boyfriend while at REHAB?
haha c'mon everyone — NOOO!!!!!
eh its her life, she can do what she wants and get away with things too — which we've all seen.
Perez, you would sell your own balls to be in In Touch Magazine!
Looks like another case of "Britney & K-Fed"…not good
That ex-fiance of his needs to stop bitchin. Not only did she win by NOT marrying this looser, she's going to get the satisfaction of his crawling back to her when Lilo dumps him which should be in what? About 20 minutes?
She should really quit that horrible carrot-look-alike fake tan! Ugly!
He looks pretty bland like blah. She could do better, but I think she has self esteem issues.
Firecrotch isn't known for being choosy, is she? Any dick in the box…
She looks hot but would look even better with red/darker hair.
SHE LOOKS FUG-NASTY!!! She looks like an Oompa-Loompa!!!!
looks like someone forgot to take their proactive with them to rehab…
He may be kind of fug but she's kind of a slut. Her dating pool is just going to get smaller and smaller. Seriously, who wants an STD?
rock climbing" You mean "crack" rock climbling
I don't think he's that bad. But look at him trying so hard to be cool. PATHETIC. They will both relapse and she will be jobless and he will be vaginaless.
I don't care how funny he is, he IS fugly!! And Lindsay needs to stop stealing other people's men and find her OWN….what a loser.
The guy looks like a Door to Door Pizza Boy.
That girl has no class…she would fuck a Goat if she could.
LOL Whats up with him doing the SHOCKER! Maybe she likes it that way….
Why does she always look like she just waxed her upper lip?
I SEE A TRAIN WRECK COMING.. IM GOING TO SIT BACK WAIT AND WATCH!!! THIS SHOULD GET INTERESTING! BAD THINGS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO BAD PEOPLE, AND LINDSEY IS BAD BAD BAD! BOYFRIEND STEALER… AND TAKING HIM AT A VERY VULNERABLE TIME IN HIS LIFE.. YOU BITCH!
all i have to say is, fuck lindsay for even mentioning climbing. you know that girl has never touched a boulder in her life. what a fucking insult
She's got Lindsey "high-face" on. Is she using already?
I give it 2 months, maybe. ROCK CLIMBING?????? Yeah. Right.
what is up with that stupid Yankee cap? I hate seeing people who are not from NY wearing Yankee caps, so dumb. I even see people who don't live in the US wear those caps. Is it some sort of fashion statement? For wearing that stupid hat alone he should be shot.
LOSER!@ They are perfect for each other.
LINDSEY!!!…HERES A TIP….when you're getting spray tanned put a little moisturizer on your upper lip….You always look like you have a cold or something…
dude. Spraytan Lohan looks roughhhhhhhhh.
Full on fug.
why is her upper lip so dark? she needs to lay off the fake tanning
it looks like she has a stash?
A ha, Lindsey is dating a loser who will suck up all of her finances, make a sex tape, sell it to whoever, and then dump her arse! And is this shrimpy white dude trying to be all gangsta with the look and dumb ass hand sign? Yeah, he is tough as a soggy tampon!
Is that Eric Gagne? If it is, him wearing a Yankee cap makes a lot of sense. lol.
is it just me or does she look high?
What's wrong with her mouth? She has a mustache.
Is it just me or does she not look very sober in this picture????? I wouldn't be suprised if her celebrity ass snuck the nose candy into rehab. She's a fraud.
WOW — now Perez, how can you have the unmitigated gall to call this guy "fug." He's a good-looking guy, Perez. You're a disgusting piece of steaming lard. He gets a hot chick like Lindsay Lohan. You get your left hand, a tube of EZ Cheese, and a Long Dong Steele video. And to say that she's "blinded by cock." You're the retarded idiot who hasn't outgrown drawing pictures of huge cocks on people's faces. Are you just the least self-aware human being to ever have existed?
Her upper lip looks raw.
….no no lindsay is a real class act. she has talent in buckets and brings true joy to the world. she is nothing like britney or paris….skank hos, one and all re=748134]Re: go lindsay[/re]
Her shitty fake tan makes her look like she's been licking ass for days and has a poop mustache.
Can we talk about how he is totally flashing the "shocker" sign with his right hand… does Lindsay take two in the pink, one in the stink?
she looks like she's still on drugs…and aren't recovering addicts not supposed to date?
eww,, shes really a skanky ugly ginger whore…
well shell od soon hopefully some talented woman will get more exposure
IS IT ME?…OR DO THEY LOOK WASTED?
does she have an orange mustache??? yuck.
Linday is kind of "fug" herself.
Shut Up you dirty fucking coke whore. Who cares you met him in rehab. You stole him from someone else anyway. i hope he breaks your cold black heart. That's what you deserve for fucking another girls man in a bathroom stall in rehab. Once a dirty Whore always a dirty Whore!!!!!!!!!!!!
why does her upper lip look orange? Hmmm….
He does not look like Jason, because Jason is actually hot. That guy isn't even cute, apparently it was slim pickings in rehab.
Truly fugly.
who cares how either of them looks….my question is what the HELL is on her RING FINGER??? cubics???
Just another boyfriend blip on Lindsay's radar. Another five minutes of flame - and nothing beyond that.
"We both enjoyed rock climbing."
I'm sorry, Lo Ho, didn't you mean rock snorting? Just wanted to fix your quote for clarity….
Looks like the new K-Fed…
Perezz I looveee yaaa!! Besos y abrazos desde la Republica Dominicana!!!
free mustache rides anyone? seriously…uh, whats up with her mustache?
free mustache rides anyone?! seriously whats up with her mustache?
who is this idiot? whats with white dudes trying to be all hood and making hand signs???? fuckin idiot. people like this should be shot. think he was all "hard" growin up in the burbs? jerkoff, perfect couple
I think we may be looking at Federline 2.0 right here
He reminds me of Jose Canseco.
I think he just wants to get her wasted to say he fucked Lindsay Lohan….
She looks gorgeous he looks like a white trash wigger ! Ewww Lose him !!!
"Fug" os too mild of a word 2 describe him… I know waht he's thinking "if k-fed can get away with it, so can i…."
dude… does anybody know why this guys throwing up the "two in the pink-one in the stink"?????…. not cool… t.m. fuckin i.
One of the first rules of a 12 step program is that you are not supposed to date for your first year of sobriety. Two addicts dating straight out of rehab? They will use again then they will eventually break up.
DUHHHH!
First rule (that NO celebrity has EVER followed)—DO NOT GET INVOLVED intimately—whatever—during or even MONTHS+ after Rehab.
From her history….this should have been WARNED while she was in this last treatment center!
DUMB! —-Ugh—- don't wanna go into it………
JUST A DUMB move………..for her to say she's "serious" about keeping clean…etc.—Breaking a rule already/and her history??? SOOOO OBVIOUS that this is her weakness….."men".
Trading one bad habit by replacing it with the OTHER bad habit that should have been addressed in rehab….
Get to know YOURSELF first—which, Lindsay hasn't had the opportunity to do YET. Now she's out, SHE STILL ISN'T DOING IT!
Just DUMB.
As a rule, I don't like guys who pose for pictures making the "shocker" sign. Kinda gross.
EEWW He is soooo fugly!!!
I agree she can do so much better!! wtf was she thinking??
they definately look like they're wasted…& He is totally doing the SHOCKER!!!..LMAO..hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why is her upper lip always orange?