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Excuses! Excuses! Excuses!

Filed under: Britney Spears > Legal Matters

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Britney Spears is digging her own grave!

The frequent and habitual drug user thinks she's above the law and she surrounds herself with enablers who encourage that false belief.

On Thursday, a judge rightfully suspended Spears' visitations with her kids until she complies with all court orders, specifically submitting to drug tests, which she has failed to do.

In addition to her losing baby battle, Unfitney is also fighting those hit and run charges from August for which she had to surrender herself to police this week to be booked.

Now Unfitney's attorney, Michael Flanahan, is trying to blame the paparazzi on Spears' erratic driving.

Blame the paparazzi? Britney loves the paparazzi! She courts the paparazzi! She has deals with the paparazzi!

Flanahan argues Spears is always driven to distraction by the photogs' flashbulbs going off in her face and he says that prosecutors looking to make an example of the former pop star should take that into consideration.

Says her attorney, "Remember, she's surrounded by 30, 40, 50 photographers taking her picture. There's a little bit of distraction and she's concentrating on more things than her driving."

Shut up!

Jesus, where the fuck is her mother? Didn't Britney and Lynne Spears reconcile recently?

Mommy needs to step up and take her daughter to rehab or the insane asylum!

[Image via WENN.]

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296 comments to “Excuses! Excuses! Excuses!”

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  1. ENOUGH ALREADY !!! says – reply to this


    101

    re #53 foofoo…. all i have to say to you .. is HIGH FIVE ….. you said it right on!
    she can have "people" get her starbucks if thats what she wants but I did say the
    other day she is addicted to the paps! .. she HAS to have them around to let herself think she is still something … she doesnt get everyone is laughing their
    asses off at her . You are right she could stay in and away from them but she chooses not too . If they stayed away from her .. she would stay in .. Im pretty sure of that . Im sick of this topic too :(

  2. Kala says – reply to this


    102

    I am embaressed for her, she takes better care of her dog then her boys.

  3. Joyous1 says – reply to this


    103

    If the threat that you may lose visitation to see your kids can't knock you straight - I am not sure what would. Pathetic. Intervention…rehab.

  4. Josh says – reply to this


    104

    She looks a lot like Perez in this picture.

  5. Chronic says – reply to this


    105

    GIMME GIMME MO!!!!
    shut up you love this shit. Its what gets you paid you think people come here to read shit about Xtina or or even Paris. Britney owns. You know it she knows we all know it. If she woke up tomorrow and desided to be a good mama and stay away from the cameras you would go broke and we would all go into withdrawl

  6. DL says – reply to this


    106

    SHE EXHAUSTS ME! I'M FINISHED!

  7. ME says – reply to this


    107

    Maybe if she drove without sunglasses at night she could see where she is going!

  8. fatbritney says – reply to this


    108

    send her fat ass to iraq the soldiers can pass her around to ease tension ,
    pay her in chicken wings,

  9. Bodene says – reply to this


    109

    Re: HEY, BRITBOTS:

    Britney fans = ENABLERS

  10. Fred Flintstoned says – reply to this


    110

    I DID COKE WITH BRITNEY IN A BP BATHROOM!!!!!!!!I DID COKE WITH BRITNEY IN A BP BATHROOM!!!!!!!!I DID COKE WITH BRITNEY IN A BP BATHROOM!!!!!!!!I DID COKE WITH BRITNEY IN A BP BATHROOM!!!!!!!!I DID COKE WITH BRITNEY IN A BP BATHROOM!!!!!!!!

  11. BRIT DOESN'T WANT THE CHILDREN says – reply to this


    111

    SHE DOESN'T WANT THE CUSTODY OF HER CHILDREN SHE JUST WANT'S TO GET WAISTED AND PARRRRTY PAAARRRRRRRRTY LIKE A WHORE THAT'S HER IDEA OF FREE SOULD!! LOSER

  12. G says – reply to this


    112

    Um… SHE PASSED TWO DRUG TESTS, FUCKTARD

  13. Tatum says – reply to this


    113

    isn't there a video or audio of her saying "I am such a bad driver" so why is he blaming the paps

  14. t says – reply to this


    114

    sooo why doesn't she get a driver??? and was it really necessary to make that one little "britney loses her kids" into 4 separate stories?? i'm starting to lose faith in you perez… i see fame getting to your head just as badly as the people you berate all the time… i still love you but come on!

  15. Lia says – reply to this


    115

    It's people like you that are digging her grave, she has all those f-ing paparazzi following her everywhere, and all her problems are being told to the whole world, everyone is judging her, when we don't really know anything…it's enough to drive anyone around the bend, for years she was our pop princess everyone loved her and took her to the highest and now everyone is insulting her and pushing her lower and lower it's just disgusting, it's like people like seing another person in hell, I'll take the like away, it's just that, nasty. we need to say nice things and support her to give her the strenght to get out of drugs and get her life back on track, after all she hasn't done anything to us…xxx

  16. Dominick says – reply to this


    116

    I have never posted a comment on this site, and I've been a daily reader practically since its inception. Today I felt compelled to finally leave one. With all of the intriguing things that happen in Hollywood, do you have to continually feature post after post after post after post after about the same two women every damn day? You are ruining the sight. I goraned out loud when I opened it and saw another Britney story. I realize people say on here all the time that they're "never coming back" and continue to mock you personally as well, but I have to be honest. I am seriously considering taking the site off my bookmark because it is turning into a parody of itself, rather than the cutting edge insider blog it was at its inception. Seriously, Perez, enough with Britney and Lindsay. Not everyone who comes to this site is mindless enough to just need info abot them. With all the info you're privy to, you've got to have better subjects to talk about. If you don't, people really will stop coming here, including myself. I can;t imagine I am the only one who feels this way. Clean it up, man.

  17. Britney SUCKS!!!!!! says – reply to this


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    You know what is pathetic is that Britney looks upset that she lost her kids, but not that upset. Now, if you took away London she would probably off herself by next week. Why is consider unfit to take care of kids, but it is okay that she has responsibility over the dog?? She has had three dogs in 5 years, that is not a good track record. I would not trust this girl to take care a rock not to mention kids and a dog. She is a selfish cunt and deserves little good fortune. I hope she loses the kids for good and they come and take away the dog too.

  18. hahah says – reply to this


    118

    Re: David – bye idiot!

  19. Lin says – reply to this


    119

    Thank you Perez!!!! Finally someone says EXCUSES!!!! X17 is all about poor Brintney…wtf? She has ll the time in the world to go shopping and parading around, but cannot seem to find time to leave contact info for the courts???? Whatever…

  20. BUMMER says – reply to this


    120

    GOOD OLE' TRIPLE CHIN, UP TO HER NO GOOD WAYS YA'LL .. AW SCREW HER.. I HOPE SHE READS THESE COMMENTS AND SEES THAT SHE IS NO MORE THAN A JOKE. YOU KNOW THE SITUATION IS BAD WHEN POT HEAD K-FED IS A BETTER PARENT THAN SHIT HEAD SHITNEY.

  21. mayjadjor says – reply to this


    121

    you are taking this waaaaaayyyyyy to personally. get a life, fucker.

  22. JOHN says – reply to this


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    PEREZ YOU SUCK SO BAD ! BRITNEY IS A GREAT PERSON BUT SHE'S PASSING THROUGH A HARD TIME ! YOU'LL SEE ONE DAY IN YOUR LIFE IF YOU GO THROUGH HALD SHE DOES ! YOU'RE SO SO SO STUPID ! NO TALENT, WORST THAN PAPARAZZI AND……GAY !!!! GO TO HELL STUPID BOY ! USELESS ON EARTH ! BIG UP 4 BRITNEY !!!! PRAY FOR YOU GIRL !!!

  23. laura says – reply to this


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    she is a totally insane freak of nature. if she's soooooo driven to distraction by the paps why the hell doesn't she hire a driver. and quit telling the paps where you are going to be every minute of the day. call bull-shit on this bitch and put her in a straight jacket. those little boys of hers are so fucked. they are going to have emotional problems as deep as their mommy.

  24. charlotte says – reply to this


    124

    Just LOCK her up already.

  25. Greg says – reply to this


    125

    Perez you try driving with 30-40 people around your car, trying to not run them over.

    Scratch that. Perez try to find a car you could actually fit in to.

  26. Andrea says – reply to this


    126

    If I recall, she was driving holding her DOG with one hand! Paps had nothing to do with it. Maybe she should try two hands on the wheel.

    excuses excuses.

  27. Nikolas Ricci says – reply to this


    127

    Perez!!! ALRIGHT ALREADY WITH BRITNEY!!!! Why do you hate her so much??? I mean for real. Are you that pissed that you are a fat queen and not the pop star she used to be that all you can do is trash her???? I mean really leave this bitch alone already!!! I want her to see YOU on Robertson Blvd. and KICK your ass up and down the street. Like someone really needs to silence you because you're horrible…..

  28. jay says – reply to this


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    she's a fucking idiot…. all of the redneck kids whose parents pimp them out and become famous are ALL going to be screw ups.

    and in the video where she's hitting the car, she's all smiles. and how do they explain leaving the scene? did the idiot think no one saw her?

  29. BRITNEY YOU SUCK ! BITCH ! says – reply to this


    129

    She is surrounded by too many kiss asses. THROW HER IN JAIL FOR CONTEMPT OF COURT ! INTO THE GENERAL POPULATION !

  30. Britney is Pathetic says – reply to this


    130

    Nah, Britney just needs to drive off of the cliff like she has been telling Kevin she is going to do & let us ALL live in peace.

  31. Britney is Pathetic says – reply to this


    131

    Nah, Britney just needs to drive off of the cliff like she has been telling Kevin she is going to do & let us ALL live in peace.

  32. CATHAZAT says – reply to this


    132

    Re: uk – You've said it perfectly: "Two steps forward, one step back" CLASSIC borderline personality behavior which CAN and often DOES co-mingle with traits of bipolarity. Not all people behave this irresponsibly who are diagnosed bipolar and there are various degrees of bipolarity. However, BPD is very difficult to treat and often goes hand in hand with substance abuse, too. Britney is a) spoiled and irresponsible b) has no values or grounding to fall back on because her teenage years were spent as a media prostitute who had too much/too soon c) married and had kids before she was an adult herself (as is all too common in our culture) and d) loves attention any way she can get it. She needs years of therapy and treatment (and meds) but first needs to hit rock bottom. Clearly losing her kids was not enough. I don't believe she ever wanted them in the first place. And Kevin is no saint in all of this. He is just a nasty pimp/ho himself. I feel sorry for Britney but yeah, she's created her mess and only she can get out of it. As for speculation if she can ever rise again? Negative. Americans love a good come-back but first the person has to go away. Sadly, we also like to watch train wrecks and accidents. It is some primal thing, I guess.

  33. beck says – reply to this


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    It will be interesting to see how many chances the judge gives her before he removes them for a significant period. Like 5 years. She should not have any contact until she has been extensively rehabbed and reprogrammed to function as an adult. Those kids ARE better with yucky kfed.

  34. jabberwocky says – reply to this


    134

    Well, I thought Dan White's Twinky defense was novel. But the new BS flashbulb defense takes the cake!

  35. gossipmonger says – reply to this


    135

    PEREZ!!!!! NO YOU DIDN'T!!!!
    Jesus, where the fuck is her mother? Didn’t Britney and Lynne Spears reconcile recently?

    Mommy needs to step up and take her daughter to rehab or the insane asylum!

    WHO EXACTLY DO YOU THINK PUT BRITNEY ON THE ROAD TO MENTAL ILLNESS?????? ARE YOU KIDDING ME????

    I'd say BRITNEY is the best evidence that Lynne was a fucked-up StarMom rather than an actual PARENT.

    Perezito, you know 'me love you long time', but you are soooo WRONG to be asking Lynne to step in on this. SHE'S the one who did not teach Britney HOW to be an adult. SHE'S the one whom Britney is rebelling against, and who's lockdown career control left no room for actually teaching her daughter how to live and behave like a responsible person, let alone a real mother.

  36. robbi says – reply to this


    136

    That girl is never going to grow up because she never takes responsibility for any of her actions. Always other are to blame for her demise and misfortune. She does not want her kids back because if she did she would have done everthing in her power to show the courts that she is serious in getting her kids bacik. Instead she does not comply with all the orders that the courts laid down for her inorder to get her kids back.

    As for her attorney fighting the hit and run charges and blaming the paps, wrong move. That video clearly shown the paps moving out of the way (they werent even anywhere close) and then she had more concern for her car than the one she hit. I suggest for her even trying to use the paps as an excuse to aviod the charges drawn against her that the paps just not even bother to take her pics and go on a Britney strike, if you want that B**** to go even more crazier than she already is just ignore her cause we all know the truth that Britney is a media Whore.

  37. J says – reply to this


    137

    Blah, Blah, Blah….Who fucking cares. Let it go already. This is a broken record. There has to be something else to report on.

  38. ss794 says – reply to this


    138

    She loves the paparazzi or she wouldn't wear a pink wig.

  39. jacqueline says – reply to this


    139

    never a shortage of flashbulbs
    its just too bad she can't ever get one of them to go off in her retarded head

    So what her lawyer is tryin to explain, LOL, is that britney has the brain capacity of a dumb animal..more specifically,.fuckin deer…not just any deer…. a STUPID one ..a deer in headlights….hahahahaha… is he trying to HELP her case?!!!

  40. food says – reply to this


    140

    i can't wait til she's broke, has to sell her houses and winds up doing infomercials and soft porn to pay the child support for the kids she can't see.

  41. Erick says – reply to this


    141

    Britney made a career with a talent that she has, and your making a career from talking shit about things you dont really know. Maybe its jealousy because we dont have what Britney has. We all party but thats ok so why is it not ok for Britney to do it. Perez get an actual job!!!!!!

  42. Juju says – reply to this


    142

    that wasnt a bad defense of it at all — what else can they say? she should be in the slammer though hardcore like for a month or more — throw the book at her

  43. BRITNEY GIVEMEMORE VIGINA says – reply to this


    143

    MORE VIGINA MORE VIGINA MORE VIGINA MORE VIGINA MORE VIGINA MORE VIGINA VIGINA MORE VIGINA MORE VIGINA MORE VIGINA MORE VIGINA MORE VIGINA VIGINA MORE VIGINA MORE VIGINA MORE VIGINA MORE VIGINA MORE VIGINA VIGINA MORE VIGINA MORE VIGINA MORE VIGINA MORE VIGINA MORE VIGINA VIGINA MORE VIGINA MORE VIGINA MORE VIGINA MORE VIGINA MORE VIGINA VIGINA MORE VIGINA MORE VIGINA MORE VIGINA MORE VIGINA MORE VIGINA VIGINA MORE VIGINA MORE VIGINA MORE VIGINA MORE VIGINA MORE VIGINA VIGINA MORE VIGINA MORE VIGINA MORE VIGINA MORE VIGINA MORE VIGINA VIGINA MORE VIGINA MORE VIGINA MORE VIGINA MORE VIGINA MORE VIGINA

  44. aba says – reply to this


    144

    Blame the Paparazzi? She's the one to blame for putting herself in the middle of all the paprazzi and for making friends with them and having them pay and pump her gas, and ordering her taco bell, and buying cd's for her, and have them changing her flat tires. SHES THE ONE TO BLAME.

  45. Anna says – reply to this


    145

    A Poem:
    A Poem For Unfitney
    Formerly Known as Britney
    You have the money
    You have the Fame
    You are putting you kids through MUCH pain.
    You have the money to straighten up
    Instead you continually F&@# Up
    What are doing for your boys?
    Telling them you can live without them?
    Shame on you and your "friends"
    Giving you Fame and Fortune came at a price
    You thought that your boys could make it right.
    The boys will only be kids for so long
    Do you really want their memories of you this way
    Straighten up your ass and get help today.

  46. Jd8 says – reply to this


    146

    I wonder if the fact that with all this paparrazi attention she felt at one point it was safe enough to drive with her child on her lap. Oh and also she has one of her stupid ass dogs on her lap in half the pictures I see I can't imagine that makes it easier to drive.. regardless of the Paps attention or not.. she is a loony bin. I don't think she will either take or pass the drug test and this is the first of many hearings she has lost her children and I think until she makes some serious moves to correct it.. she is never going ot see them not for any visitation .. I think this judge is trying to force her to get help.. if she fails the drug tests she would have to go back to rehab in order to get her children back and then stay clean.. I hope this is enough for her. I hope this is her rock bottom she seems to act like she is above all this and she isn't responsibile and that she is being victimized.. but she isn't .
    She is purposely going out where she knows she will be spotted she continues to dress inappropriately with no undergarments on, she continues to go out at night and party.. and from her failure to take the drug tests I am sure that she is still using illegal drugs apparently the thought of losing her children and almost losing them once wasn't enough maybe no contact at all will be her wake up call although I just don't know about that now.

  47. Jamie says – reply to this


    147

    She profits from the paparazzi photos. Nice try you fuck up. :|

  48. jenny says – reply to this


    148

    YOU need help
    crazy fatso!

  49. smaff says – reply to this


    149

    Y'all if I pee in that cup they gonna know I be doing the drugs

  50. Aneta says – reply to this


    150

    Seriously though, why the hell do they need her contact information. Doesnt someone already have it. I.e. The MONITOR, i.e. The people that Previously did her 2 other Drug tests. How many times does she have to give her Contact info. Couldnt they call her lawyers or ask the judge. This is soo BULSHIT! I'm not a Britney Fan here but Give me a FU$%ing break here. Couldnt these morons ask the paparazzi for her contact info. Im soo confused.

    Oh well.

  51. Ellen d'Generes says – reply to this


    151

    Screw the boo boos what about the dogs. If Brit can not take care of her kids heaven help the dogs. Save the dogs now!!!! Where are Moms and Mutts when we need them to go rip the dogs from tha arms of Britt. I am a strong lesibian and I really DIO NOT want to cry on my show AGAIN, but if it will help the ratings I will think about.

  52. I'm soo over Britney says – reply to this


    152

    BAN HER! Stop posting about her, stop the fascination with her. She's never going to be the star she once was, so it's like we're waiting for her to be the next tragic death like marilyn and anna nicole. if you really want her to get better, just leave her alone. no more deals with the paparazzi, no more needless attention on her album or her daily life. eventually her excrutiatingly long 15 minutes of fame will be up and she'll have to face her demons. why not speed the process up??? Perez, JUST SAY NO to Britney.

  53. hotlips says – reply to this


    153

    "There’s a little bit of distraction and she’s concentrating on more things than her driving.”

    Then maybe she does not need to drive. Dumb Ass!!

  54. Alex says – reply to this


    154

    She sucks. Take her to a mental institution.

  55. gossipmonger says – reply to this


    155

    Re: Nikolas Ricci – And yet, you still come to read what you claim to hate. Truly, have you never heard the phrase," if you don't like it, don't look at it"? Don't come to Perez's site. It's not like his site is one you stumble upon by accident, or is a Trojan Horse from another site, or part of a pornado, you CHOSE to come here. Choose to leave and not come back. You will not be missed. I don't agree with everything Perez says, and especially his fashion sense, but he hasn't DONE anything to deserve being personally attacked. When he starts going around wearing short skirts with no panties, and starts endangering his children, don't worry, we'll be telling him he's fucking up.

  56. Jamie says – reply to this


    156

    Obviously she didn't tell her lawyer about the money she gets from the paparazzi. He should just resign from the case.

  57. matt says – reply to this


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    godddd who is actually shocked by this? she is continually fucking up her life! i used to love britney but i no longer can. she takes everythign she has for granted, im sorry but she needs to realize that she has to work for thigns in her life. theres always a part of me thats secretly rooting for her, because if she ever does make a come back, people will pay attention but at this point its looking doubtful… and that hopeful side gets smaller and smaller…

  58. TJ says – reply to this


    158

    Perez, will you stop with the "frequent and habitual drug user "! Might have been funny, lets say, one or two times. Now, totally overboard, and over USED.

  59. yourmom says – reply to this


    159

    Britney is a grown woman with children, can't blame her parent for her issues, she makes her own choices. She is responsible for her own actions. Stop blaming everyone else, its her and her alone.

  60. Meeee says – reply to this


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    Perez, Im gonna have to disagree w/u on this one, imagine if u were mentally ill and had all the drama she has going on and u got 50 photogs following u. U have to remember she probably has ADD or whatever and those damn paparazzi dont help hell i couldnt concentrate either and I dont have the issues she has give her a fuckin break please

  61. jessica says – reply to this


    161

    this chick needs a major ass kicking! SERIOUSLY!!! doesnt this stupid bitch know shes the same britney spears who use to actually was worth a fuck at one time? doesnt she know that she could still be if she just got her head out of her ass???

  62. GOD PEREZ SHUT UP ALREADY! says – reply to this


    162

    I am not a fan of Britney either but damn…stop blaming everything on her mother!! Britney is an adult, not a child and her mother can't control her anymore than I can control you. If Britney wants to fuck up her life, than it's on her head!

  63. JJ says – reply to this


    163

    Re: loagun – How did he get the story wrong? Shitney fans are such losers.

  64. Ash says – reply to this


    164

    "Unfitney" is genius.

  65. Britney's Queef says – reply to this


    165

    Take away her doggie and her Starbucks and her fake tan and her fast food…THEN she'll give a shit. "Kids? What kids? Hi paparazzi! Y'all wanna take mah pitcher? Tee hee!" STUPID CUNT.

    *PFFFFFFFFFFT!* (wet, smelly queef)

  66. t says – reply to this


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    Re: loagun
    are you stupid?? did you not read the post below where it already said that…?? fucking idiot…

  67. don't like it...then don't read it says – reply to this


    167

    You all complain about Perez putting up stuff about B. Well, if you don't like it .. stop reading it. He's got info.. he'll put it up .. you have every right to read it or not read it.

  68. Jess says – reply to this


    168

    Don't you think that if you are being watched 24/7, you'd be on your best behavior? This was an opportunity for Britney to stop all the bashers and doubters by stepping up and doing the right things. Obviously, she is not capable of making the right choices or conducting herself in a responsible manner. Therefore, the Judge had no choice but to do what he has done. It is horribly immature for people to belittle this situation as a popularity contest between Kevin and Britney. The judge in this case is only concerned about the lives of two small children and are always hesitant to restrict or prohibit a parent from seeing their children. This decision was based on facts and you Britney fans need to look at this situation in the same manner. Sit down and chronicle all of her actions from the beginning of this year thru now. Are those the actions or a responsible adult? I think not.

  69. sara says – reply to this


    169

    I total agree with this comment right here and I felt like it needed to be said again,
    #79 - ShaSha says – reply to this

    "Perez, Perez, Perez…….why do you constantly harp on this worthless piece of shit? If you really didn’t like her, and you didn’t want to give her press (your little “Boycott Britney” campaign), then why is post after post after post about her?!? Face it, you’re just as much of a publicity whore as her, and to be honest, your site kind of sucks now…No, it really sucks. And you suck Perez. I used to love your site, now I hate it, and I’m not the only one. You’re gonna lose your fans if you keep it up, and it seems like you have left your true original fans behind to be a d-list fame whore. I hope it’s worth it."

  70. J says – reply to this


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    You think you're so funny, but YOU'RE NOT! Unfitney? Real funny….

    You're just mad that she's suing you.

  71. PEREZ HATER says – reply to this


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    WHY DONT YOU COMPLAIN ABOUT ALL THOSE KIDS LEFT ON THE STREET OF MIAMI (CUBANS) CAUSING ALL KIND OF TROUBLE OR WHAT ABOUT WALKING DOWN KNICKERBOCKER AVENUE IN BROOKLYN AND SEE ALL OF THOSE GIRLS WALKING AROUND BROOKLYN PUSHING THERE STROLLERS AT 3AM
    TALK ABOUT THAT AND OUR PEOPLE OR WHAT ABOUT WHAT A COKE HEAD KFED IS ALL DOWN ON THE MOTHER AND I HAVE SEEN MUCH MUCH WORSE DRIVE DOWN AND STREET IN BROOKLYN AND YOU WONT FIND NOT ONE SPANISH KID IN A CAR SEAT COMMENT ON THAT ONE

  72. ~JulieP.~ says – reply to this


    172

    How about an insane asylum!
    I DON'T CARE ANYMORE! I HOPE SHE GETS A DRIVER! GET A DRIVER!
    GO AWAY YOU SORRY EXCUSE for a WoMAn!
    Everybody sing with me : there comming to take her away heehee hooe hooe haaa haaa to the FUNNY FARM!
    Hey Perez what was up this morning I couldn't read the comments?????
    and can you not write about Britney unless there is something NEW!!! its ur blog i am just giving a suggestion

  73. ~JulieP.~ says – reply to this


    173

    Re: Rash Manly – “I did not lose much kids!!!
    I just got drunk and misplaced ‘em is all!”
    ******************************************
    Lmfao! misplaced 'em is all! LMAO! ;)

  74. so sick of it all says – reply to this


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    This is the first time I've posted here and probably the last. What strikes me is she can make time for tanning and bet she'd even jot down WHERE SHE COULD BE REACHED if they for some nutty reason had to cancel her appointment. Proof is in the ACTIONS Ms. Spears… you have absolutely NO desire to PARENT your children. Unbelievable selfishness. A disgrace to motherhood. Parent-not only a noun, but more importantly a VERB. Verb-A content word that denotes an action, occurence, or state of existence.

  75. al says – reply to this


    175

    her lawyers name is FLANAGAN…hes a family friend

  76. Ichy Vagina says – reply to this


    176

    Lets see here who else could Perez blog about!! Feel free to add to the list! :
    1) Amy Whinehouse
    2)Madonna
    3) Perez and are u still afaid of the toilet???
    4) Kathy Griffin
    6) Fidel Castro
    7) that Curry bitch that is married to the "brady bunch" guy
    8) Owen Willson
    9) Kate Hudson
    10) Jessica "don't call me latina" Alba
    11) Little Loca she was cool
    I could go on and on!!! sure you can keep talking about Britney but it gets old after a while and u calling her a frequent and habitual user Obviously isn't bothering britney or helping her ………my dream is that her mom kidnapps her back to Kentucky then all her family Surround Britney with good food good drink and some good old fashion home town lovin!
    whatever

  77. R.I.P. says – reply to this


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    I'm afraid Britney will be dead soon. LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  78. lynn riley says – reply to this


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    get a life perez - how much longer can you rip on her???????? why don't you just let it the f— up????

  79. hahaha loser just like unfitney says – reply to this


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    Re: PEREZ HATER – stupid cunt this is a celebrity side, if you don't like it you know where the door is. FUCK YOU.

  80. Sarah says – reply to this


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    Seriously you need to lay off Britney. I am not saying I agree with anything she does but you are horrible. Too bad Paris isnt on your shit list, then this site might get interesting. Perez, stop picking favorites and just blog about the god damn gossip

  81. 3.14 says – reply to this


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    Please PLease Britney Get Some Dick your vagina needs dick! Maybe if u got dick more you wouldn't be so insane! SomeOne or one of the papparazzi give the woman a DICK! or a really good lezbian!!! I am sure she won't mind either! Have Hard core sex britney! and make a video ……..I have always said you should pose for playboy and Hustler and then get into porn! how about a stripper part time? seriously you wanna feel sexy you want attention negative and positive well there ya go!

  82. ja says – reply to this


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    Dear haters,
    Fuck you! All u fuckers think your better and you judge her. yet u dont even know the full story and even if you did who da fuk are u 2 cast the first stone? Most of you are nobodies who during britneys time of fame were probably ostracised because u didnt fit in. This fuked you up so bad that you have to go on the internet and diss someone who doesnt care about you. I dono whats wrong with half of you do u hate her because she was once a huge cultural influence, do you feel dissapointed because she till doesnt sing songs about falling in love under the moonlight? Get it straight he aint inocent anymore u cant sell being innocent in ur 20's. I personally think this whole thing is staged. If you listen 2 her songs you can see a story line emerge. innocent girl then innocent girls whos not so innocent, a girl who is lonely, then stronger, then enjoying youth (me against the music), then whos going through hard times (everytime) then toxic ( which practically is a premonition of the kfed saga). This breakdown, shaving, crotch showing thing was occurstrated so she can make a clean cut tranformation from once innocent

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    girl to a sexually promiscious woman her now older fans can relate too. Haven't u ever wondered why jives never pulled the plug on her vma preformance, or delayed the album, or even forced her to get a new manager. It's because its all part of a plan larry rudolf or britney spears concocted. Look at the poll she had to choose her next album one option was "maybe ur being fooled or sumthing along those lines.

    some further statements:

    1. fat tony is a fat fame whore why else would he say britney hates her fans? it has no bearing to the children. that fat ass just wants money yet he doesnt realise the 100 grand he had aint gonna last a lifetime and none is gonna hire a stitch.

    2. k-fed was spotted doin drugs yet he never undergoes these test or has them ever mentioned. he hangs with hoes like colin ferrells sextape buddy yet ppl make a big as shit about howie day.

    3.Britney looks thiner, is tanning and is gettin her shit together and thats good.

    4. the judge is just angry she called him an old fart.

    5. the whole drug test thing is bull perez they think its to do with the visitation councillor being kicked out of her home.

    6. tater tot and small fry will hate you all if for some unlikely reason britney spears commits suicide.

  84. Perezite says – reply to this


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    Perez, I used to love you but with all your Britney hating (I'm not even on Team Britney), you are getting annoying. Who are you anyway? She definately does dumb stuff, but you are out of control with the way you are constantly looking for everything wrong with her. I think you are a closet woman (Britney) lover!

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    Please PLease Britney Get Some Dick your vagina needs dick! Maybe if u got dick more you wouldn't be so insane! SomeOne or one of the papparazzi give the woman a DICK! or a really good lezbian!!! I am sure she won't mind either! Have Hard core sex britney! and make a video ……..I have always said you should pose for playboy and Hustler and then get into porn! how about a stripper part time? seriously you wanna feel sexy you want attention negative and positive well there ya go!
    Write about Woopi or Sheri on the view! there is so much u can write about Perez how about Kelly Ozborne? the Hoff? Sharon Ozborne!!

  86. apyknowzitall says – reply to this


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    If I was her mom, I would be doing exactly what Lynn is doing. Britney is old enough to know what to do.

  87. tg says – reply to this


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    Someone that needs help would be:
    a sad little . . sorry, I mean, big man, who pooped his pants when he was little and sat in his room all day watching TV who has now become obsessed with celebrity's lives and writes stupid shit all day that is not even true.

  88. I got that bitches so called music for free says – reply to this


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    Re: HEY, BRITBOTS:
    yeah I don't support her at all! I just burn songs I like! and she never got a cent! HAHAHAHAHAHA! Britney your an idiot! do what the Spice girls are doing only sell ur cd online or in a victoria secret store why not u can buy some new ichy underwear! I won't spend a penny getting ur music! You have NO TALENT! ALL that money gonna be gone and you already sold UR SOUL!

  89. MIMI says – reply to this


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    what can her mom do ?No one can save this girl. She donot want her kids and they too I am sure are tired with her.she curse the judge last week when she knows she going through battle.she do not want her son if she truly did she will get her life togother. her parents need to have her committed.Once u lose ur kids it very hard to get them back esp young kids.

  90. alicia says – reply to this


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    well, it is an attorney's job to find a way to defend their client. as absurd as the reason may be…

  91. Amanda says – reply to this


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    i thought this picture was of a drag queen dressing like Britney.LOL Man is she getting uglier every day.

  92. jeremy says – reply to this


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    PEREZ U IDIOT

    THIS STORY WAS CONFIRMED AS FALSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    BE A REAL REPORTER AND REPORT FACTS FOR ONCE!!!!!!!!

    U SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  93. just shaking my head says – reply to this


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    Of coarse she is. Who's surprised? Beacuse she is Britney Spears. … But those poor, poor kids. Mommy! How come you weren't wearing underwear in ALL these pictures? Mommy, why did you hit that car and just walk away? Mommy, why did you always looking like you didn't have a care in the world when you were going to court over us? Mommy, why did you have to get finger printed? Mommy, why did the Judge say you were a drug user? Mommy how come you didn't obey the Judge so you could be with us? Its Just too disgusting!

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    OH PLEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAASE!!! PEOPLE!! Wake up and smell the coffee! Not long ago people were admiring others who lived the drug, sex and rock'n'roll lifestyle! Also David Bowie had a son when he was on drugs. Isn't there one wise person left on the planet, to actually see through all of this bullshit?? Oh how cool it would be to see each of you in her situation, being grilled publicly by everyone's "precious opinion". You think you all know what's important life? You don't. Focus on your own lives, and make it perfect, you worthless bunch of politically correct zombies.

    PS: perez, i know the more hate you get, the better for you. But you are the kind that will end up alone one day. Special people won't cry for you then. Go on and milk the moment, and make a career by putting other people down. As long as it lasts. It's a pity that ignorance is bliss. You're so ignorant, it's almost slapstick.

  95. Babs says – reply to this


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    This loser supposedly has millions of dollars. SHE SHOULD HIRE A BODYGUARD/DRIVER!!! She should never be driving - especially with her children in the car - it is not safe. Until she gets a driver and gets a car that is not a convertible and has blackened windows to keep her and her children from being photographed, she should NEVER get her children back. I personally think she doesn't want them back. Someone please commit her so we won't have to hear about her every stupid move ever again.

  96. LOCO says – reply to this


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    Re: ja – AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU ARE INSANE!!

  97. Brtiney is a skank says – reply to this


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    LOLOLOL AHAHAHAHAHA LOLOLOL

    Britney is SUCH A FUCKING LOSER.

    She thinks she is better than other people. And she thinks the judicial system does not apply to her.

    Sorry skank. Youre not better than anyone else.

  98. Please, bitches! says – reply to this


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    This shit is brilliant! Keep it up Britney! I love watching you fuck up every day you're breathing. Everything Britney touches turns to shit. You know those brown boots she has? Not boots, those are her feet. They turned to shit after she was finished chewing her toenails one day. I will bet you anything that she has bitten her own finger while eating a McDonald's hamburger, she goes at the food and fraps so damned fast. Like Homer Simpson eating a hotdog, man. Britney, I love you! You are such a fuck up and it is a blast watching someone have a total meltdown. All of you bitches can say what you want, but you all love it too, or you would not be here on this pukey pink site commenting, so don't even fucking start. I hope she lives forever, so she can keep doing this stuff. Where's a vampire when you need one?

  99. ~Randi says – reply to this


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    Isn't there murderers to worry about…children really being abused, in homes with meth labs, or being molested. What did Britney do so wrong to have her children taken away in the first place? What is the world coming to when father's like K-Fed are given custody over the mother?!! I don't understand….

    All of this has made me paranoid of everything I do as a mother and it shouldn't be that way. This is all so sad and the court system is being ridiculous. Are you kidding me?! They forgot to get her information…that's BS! Just ask the paps where she lives….pshhhh.

    This is stupid and so is the shit with Ellen…what kind of person goes and takes a dog away from crying children. Fucking NUTS! And so is the judge in this case…it's stupid.

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    What is that red, burnlike mark on that poor dog's belly?

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