Oh, how far the douche has fallen!
The former Desperate Housewives star couldn’t be more desperate!
Jesse Metcalfe will star in Fairfield Road, a Hallmark Channel film centering around Noah McManus, who is about to begin his dream job as a legislative director for a U.S. senator.
OMG, we could not think of anyone less believable in the role! For one thing, no male in politics have eyebrows that defined!!
All hell breaks loose for his character when his new boss resigns and discovers that his fiance his cheating on him. In the completely predictable plot twist, he goes to Cape Cod to get away from it all and falls for a local girl while becoming involved in their small town election.
Barf!
And we doubt he can even pull off the cheesetastic plot line!
Will U watch this shitty movie when it premieres next year?!
[Image via WENN.]
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