The Little Girl That Cried Wolf
Filed under: Britney Spears
It's hard for us to believe anything Britney Spears' says. The lost soul also has no one to protect her and without a solid team she is left with moronic friends who feed the press bullshit excuses for her appalling behavior.
A Los Angeles judge suspended Britney's visitation with her sons on Thursday because she failed to get in contact with the drug testing people.
As the judge had previously stated, a missed test is a failed test!
Now, someone in Spears' camp is talking to In Touch Weekly and telling them the reason Brit Brit wasn't able to get in touch with the drug testing folks is because she has bad cell phone reception in her Malibu home and never got her calls.
Uh huh!!!
Bitch don't have a land line???
She doesn't check her cell phone's voicemail????
Spears has pulled a bullshit excuse like this before. A few weeks ago, it was reported that Britney didn't see her kids for one of their visits because she claimed the intercom at the gate of her Malibu house wasn't working.
Enough with the excuses!
[Image via Mavrix Online.]
Ya'll just don't know what I'm going through! I tried everything to get my boys back!
Oh My God,when is she going to trash that damn bag!?!?
Well at leat her hair is starting to look normal.
You should say: The Little Grrl WHO Cried Wolf," Thank You.
JUST AN FYI….THOSE ARE NOT MINI DRESSES. THEY ARE SHIRTS TO BE WORN WITH LEGGINGS. I KNOW IN YOUR DRUGGED UP STATE YOU THINK THEY ARE DRESSES BUT HONEY PLEASE!
Re: joaquin – Oh I get it!! Here come da Judged..Here come da Judged
lets help Brit with some new excuses she can use..y'all my dog ate my drug test results..y'all I got stuck in line at the drive thru..y'all I can't tell time..
OMG - I just can't believe how horrible some people are who read this site. Calling children pointless and using the C word numerous times. What a joke. Um - I think that person used to be a child previously too. (Obviously still is a very angry child) If people hate Britney and Perez so much, then why enter this site in the first place???? The people who write such awful things about Britney are SO insecure and SO jealous.
Just leave the poor girl alone, it's really none of anyone's business…..
Brit needs to hire a new team just to come up with better excuses forget about her career
Excuses? From a drug addict? Shocking!
In this case, she just lives in a large house, and I could imagine her losing her myriad phones under loads of s&*&
why dont yall leave the damn girl alone already. the media is going to drive her to kill herself! get your own life and leave her alone!!!!!!!!
why dont yall leave the girl alone already. the media is going to drive her to kill herself! get your own life and leave her alone!!!!!!!!
Re: jacqueline – then comment on her performances idiot. stop judging her. She's at least made hundreds of millions - u all are peons who waste your lives bitching at her, and watching her every move. Its really pathetic
so sick of Britney crap now!
Re: Lisa – OMG you are sooo right! I confess…I am sooo jealous..I want to be just like Britney! I just don't know where to begin..
SHE IS SUCH A STUPID BITCH… SHE'S GOT ALL THIS MONEY AND STILL ACTS A FOOL.. TRAILER TRASH
You know what Perez, I am so sick of hearing about Britney…..I mean really find some other crap to talk about. This is lame.
I wish she would get another purse. It's fall already!!!
PEREZ I LOVE HOW you write tell like it like it is. X17 sucks and are always kissing her ass trying to put positive light on her. So I find it entertaining to see your site 1st then see how fake and act like they have this deal with her, I mean they might as well change the website name to birtneyspears.com the official website.
this trifling whore doesnt want those kids now that kevin has dumped her nasty fat whore ass, the point in having them was to hold onto kevin ,why the hell would she wanna be stuck in the house with 2 kids while kevin has his freedom, and is no longer married to her.. shes doing stupid things on purpose believe it.. shes knows when she goes outside dressed like a whore or driving without a licence or hitting parked cars and running from the scene or failing to show up for courthearings it will be held against her or comply with the judges order and take drug tests,or drinking and clubbing shes sending the wrong message shes glad her kids were taken from her ,her thing is IM FREE!!!!!!!! YES he can have them i wanna be a sleep-around -whore and i wanna club every night and these babies will slow me down.. shes a ho-bag who needs to beat down for treating her poor babies this way, shes no role model for those babies, at least kevinhas stepped up to the plate and is doing right by his kids.. shitney is just mad she lost the man!!!!!!!!!! rember whore the same way you get a man is the same way you lose him+15-20 million $$$$ of your money I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!! SHAR IS LAUGHING AT YOU!
Re: HAHAHA – HELL YEAH! I AGREE 100% GROW THE F**K BRITNEY!!!!!
Im so sick of celebrity hair extensions
they make me throw up alittle
oh, & FIRST!
Re: you said it buddy – " She’s at least made hundreds of millions - u all are peons who waste your lives bitching at her, and watching her every move;" Fuck you evil lippy lou.. your boring attempts at quick whitisism leave my very apathetic…CUNT FACE…..Micheal Vic made that much…you rich, smelly, licked by older brother Jerry,ignorant tit mouse.
RUB ONE BEFORE YOU PLUG ONE
Re: you said it buddy – " She’s at least made hundreds of millions - u all are peons who waste your lives bitching at her, and watching her every move;" Fuck you evil lippy lou.. your boring attempts at quick whitisism leave my very apathetic…CUNT FACE…..Micheal Vic made that much…you rich, smelly, licked by older brother Jerry,ignorant tit mouse.
Of course she doesn't want the kids! She just doesn't want Kevin to get child support for them. Additionally, she can't make it to obvious that she doesn't want them, or then she looks like an unfeeling ogre (which she is, but she can't afford to look that way).
The only function those kids served for her was as props in tabloid pictures. And her damn dog can do that better than the kids did anyway.
Re: Lou – #301 Looking for attention much? Your not even funny, just pathetic. Is mommies basement damp tonight?
Re: Disgusting Loser – I AGREE WITH EVERYTHING YOU SAID ITS QUITE FUNNY :~) SHES A STINKING ASS WHORE WHO DOESNT WANT THOSE DAMN KIDS!!!!! SHES NO LONGER WITH THE MAN SO WHY THE HELL WOULD SHE WANNA LOOK AT THOSE KIDS SHE GOT PREGNANT WITH ON PURPOSE TO TRY AND HOLD ON TO KEVIN IN THE FIRST PLACE.SHE HAD TO KNOW IF SHE CHEATED ON HIS LIVE-IN 8 PREGNANT GRILFRIEND WITH YOU WHAT THE HELL DID SHE THINK HE WOULD DO TO HER IF HE WAS ABLE TO DO SOMETHING SO LOWDOWN, I GUESS SHE THOUGHT SINCE HE WAS CHEATING WITH HER IT WAS OK WHEN HE SHOWED HER ASS FROM THE VERY BEGINING WHAT WAS IN STORE FOR HER ASS!!!!!!! AND ANOTHER THING I SICK OF HEARING PEOPLE ON THIS BOARD SAYING THIS GROWN ASS 26 YR OLD WOMAN IS A" KID" HAVING KIDS WHICH IS A CROCK OF HORSESHIT!!!!!! 26 MEANS YOUR AN ADULT!!!!!!!!!!! NO LONGER A CHILD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHES A TRASHY,NASTY, TRIFLING,CUM GUZZLING HO-BAG!!!!!!!!!
Re: you said it buddy – Yeah, hundreds of millions, for other people. Your going to defend this retard? Crocker, is that you? If not, your worse than Bit 'O' Brains. Are you a 12 year old boy? Or are you 30 and still as confused as you were when you were 12?
its very sad to see someone with so much fame and money. throw it all away. but its entertaining i must admit! it was pretty funny at first. but now its just plain STUPID!!! grow up chick!!! we all have to grow sometime!! its called life. being a responsible parent is one of lifes most awarding gifts.I DON"T KNOW WHAT ITS GOING TO TAKE TO MAKE HER SNAP!!!
Perez,
I usually think you are cold and dark towards Britney but you nailed it this time. She doesn't deserve the children. I don't like KFed either and wish the judge would monitor him closely but if Britney cannot be the least bit responsible the boys are not safe with her. She behaves like she doesn't want them. I am concerned for the dog that she treats like a purse.
people who say your, when they mean you are, so it should be you're need lessons in grammar, and should be using this time to catch up, not focus on the shortcomings of others. Stop judging. Thats what is wrong with the world right now. Who cares what B does with her kids - I don't. No one else should either. STFU and leave her alone.
Is that supposed to be a coherent message?
she doesn't care about her kids…. she probably resents the fact that she had them in the first place.
Actually, when it comes to court stuff like that, it's usually incumbent on the person who has to take the tests to contact the drug testing people, at least for the initial interaction. I think Perez is right to call her a liar here…
I have got it send Britney over to Europe to date Peter Doherty. They would be perfect together!!!! He even has the perfect band name that describes her trainwreck of a life, BABYSHAMBLES!!!! His addicted cat could hang out with her smuch dog, while the 2 could do drugs together, go to court together, ignore their kids together, sign shitty music together, they could get fat together, try to get their ex's back together, and live their miserable trainwreck lives out together. Plus, and this is a big plus, she would go to live in Europe and we would never have to deal with her again!!!! Somebody call their agents maybe we could get these 2 together.
And you call Britney a headcase? I just read the Rolling Stone article on you and you have some very serious issues. You wouldn’t know reality if it slapped you in the face. You are a lonely, pathetic, weak, selfish, narcistic, mentally unstable little man. What I read there showed that you’re issues have issues. People all over the world are laughing at you. Oh yeah that’s right, you are two people, Mario and Perez. Keep telling yourself that you fruitcake.
PEREZ IS IT TRUE YOUR GETTING SUID???????
Thats a nice excuse but shes never home, so that excuse doesn't get her far!
And you call Britney a headcase? I just read the Rolling Stone article on you and you have some very serious issues. You wouldn’t know reality if it slapped you in the face. You are a lonely, pathetic, weak, selfish, narcistic, mentally unstable little man. What I read there showed that you’re issues have issues. People all over the world are laughing at you. Oh yeah that’s right, you are two people, Mario and Perez. Keep telling yourself that you fruitcake.
And to the person who made the horrible remarks about black people. You need to shut the fuck up and no I'm not black, I'm a WASP. And you know what people like you aren't worthy of being a boil on the butt of even one of the fine black people that I have the privilege of knowing. It is because of haters, bigots and warmongers that this world is in the shape it is. You're an embarrassment to the human race.
Sera lo que sea pero siempre sera la princesa del pop
Re: yuracunt – fuck off asshole. You obviously don't have kids, and I hope to God that you and your beard of a spouse are infertile when you finally do get a management position at Blockbuster and decide to settle down. Asshole.
you irritate me…so does she.
The paps are enabling Britney. Ignore her, asswipes. Who gives a fuck about that hasbeen trainwreck? Leave her alone and go take photos of celebs we actually want to see.
They look like twins. I watched the hills tonight. it was probably a rerun, but I think heidi is rethinking the douche she's with.
They look like twins. I watched the hills tonight. it was probably a rerun, but I think heidi is rethinking the douche she's with.
i love gossip on britney. But don't all of the articles regarding britney that are on the main page right now tell basically the same exact story? I love this web site, but I'd really enjoy some new news, not just varying summaries of the same exact story.
Re: Yolanda – Yolanda, i too thought that, "could it ba all an act so she doesn't have to raise her boys and still have a connection to Kevin?" this way she is free to come and go, take all the drugs she wants and drink and club all she wants–she is free as a bird.
That's what happens when trailer park trash get too much money, they turn in to a dirty, fat, filthy whores with no morals, no sense of responsibility, blames everyone else for their mistakes, fucks everything in sight and goes out without knickers showing her flaps to every tom, dick & harry! The rest of us have to be responsible, let her fucking well be, her age is no excuse and where's the money grabbing Mum & Dad in all this - the ole slag's fucked them off too!
Britney - get your act together and someone take those dogs off her, she probably treats them like shit too.
This is officially now my fav website - love being vile!
This B!tCH ….should not have ever have had kids, it is obvious she just does not want to be a mother! It looks like she has given up on them!!!!
Re: H – 25 IS NOT A KID. No one under 30 seems to have any sense. Hollywood crazies have no sense. The country is screwed. We're all screwed… How will you kids under 25 afford to live with the skyrocketing price of everything? Oh, I forgot, you don't care cuz you're just a kid. PUT AWAY YOUR CHILDISH THINGS!
Re: H – 25 IS NOT A KID. No one under 30 seems to have any sense. Hollywood crazies have no sense. The country is screwed. We're all screwed… How will you kids under 25 afford to live with the skyrocketing price of everything? Oh, I forgot, you don't care cuz you're just a kid. PUT AWAY YOUR CHILDISH THINGS!
Re: H – 25 IS NOT A KID. No one under 30 seems to have any sense. Hollywood crazies have no sense. The country is screwed. We're all screwed… How will you kids under 25 afford to live with the skyrocketing price of everything? Oh, I forgot, you don't care cuz you're just a kid. PUT AWAY YOUR CHILDISH THINGS/NOTIONS!
Re: H – 25 IS NOT A KID. No one under 30 seems to have any sense. Hollywood crazies have no sense. The country is screwed. We're all screwed… How will you kids under 25 afford to live with the skyrocketing price of everything? Oh, I forgot, you don't care cuz you're just a kid. PUT AWAY YOUR CHILDISH THINGS/NOTIONS!
So what's she going to tell her sons. "Sorry, I couldn't see ya, mommy's cell phone is broke." Bitch please!
I just do not understand this woman. If she would freaking wash and brush her hair, put on some pants, hire a driver, and not leave the house when she is effed up then she could fix all of this. It shouldn't be that hard to not look stupid in public.
brit always looks lovingly at her dogs. she carries them very carefully. i have never seen her look nor carry her children lovingly like she does her dogs. How very sad. she has traded her children for the life of drugs, sex and rock n'roll–how pathetic!! when the time comes for her to realize the damage she has done to her sons, it's gonna hit her like a bullet between the eyes. she will be even more miserable than she already is.
Re: preston – Good point. Perhaps she's got peanutbutter slathered up her vag.
Re: preston – Good point. Perhaps she's got peanutbutter slathered up her vag.
Someone is doing crystal meth. She has all the signs. Plus her hair was falling out (why she shaved it) and her skin looks like shit. Her looks are barreling down the highway at ten years a week now.
Re: KK – um WTF? I'm a "white bitch" and I'm not nearly the fuck up britney spears is. So what's the reasoning bitch? Go ahead and die now….
Re: SHALLOW BRITNEY – i agree with you. get your shit together shitney
Liar Liar…if she wore panties they'd be on fire. Brit Brit…ask yo self "What would madonna do?" Take care of herself, and above all else, her kids. My own mother sacrifices everythng for her kids and would do ANYTHING to protect us and no she's not a celeb in the spotlight but do you think a child cares? NO! All children care about are parents that they feel love from…hint hint…back of the celbrity life and get a real life - its all that matters in the end.
GET HELP PEREZ
YOU TALK ALL THIS CRAP ABOUT BRITNEY YET YOUR BELOVED AMY CRACKWHORE WAS
BUSTED TODAY IN BERGEN NORWAY FOR POSSESSION
HYPOCRITE MUCH???????
Perez needs some help with his site??? he is slow with stories.. I find it hard to believe nothing is going on.. perhaps he should expand his scope beyond Lohand and Spears.. I think there are more "celebs" out there????
We get it. Britney's a bad person, mother, etc. Get over it and report somethig poeple want to read.
Britney's kids look like retarded monkeys, i.e. like black babies. Fugly!
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give her a break !honestly …
team britt! go britt!!!
Re: you said it buddy – her preformances? what kind of person could care about how someone preforms when her kids are suffering so much? what kind of person doesn't care WHAT happens to the children, as long as their stupid fat pop princess keeps crashing around stage like a lip lyncing pig????WHAT A LOW LIFE PIECE OF SHIT YOU ARE HUH? wow…talk about having priorities straight….fuckin asshole.
GET OVER IT, SHE IS AN ATTENTION WHORE, WHO CARES. I WOULD BE DRUGGED OUT TOO IF EVERYONE WAS FOLLOWING ME WITH CAMERAS.. IN FACT I WOULD SMOKE A FAT BLUNT IN FRONT OF THE CAMERA. WHO CARES WHAT KIND OF IMPRESSION IT WOULD MAKE ON THE KIDS, BECAUSE WHEN THEY BECOME OF AGE THEY WILL BE ASKING TO SMOKE MY BLUNT WITH ME
Leave her alone yu asshole. What have you accomplished in your pathetic career Perez?
Britney is a lair liar, panties on fire…
at least that explains why she does not wear them…
talk about a fire crotch…
Re: nelly – "rember whore the same way you get a man is the same way you lose him…" What does that mean, Nelly?
Re: nelly – "rember whore the same way you get a man is the same way you lose him…" What does that mean, Nelly?
Re: nelly – "rember whore the same way you get a man is the same way you lose him…" What does that mean, Nelly?
Re: nelly – "rember whore the same way you get a man is the same way you lose him…" What does that mean, Nelly?
So basically, "smarter than you" is the dumbest person in the room. I'm not sure what a LAN line is, but i know it's something computer-related. A Landline is a phone line at your house. Stop embarrassing yourself.
wow, you are way to hard on her! you'll need to give Britney a break sniffle sniffle
is this the girl some people call a good mother?? she sure has proven herself, hasn't she?
Seriously, i think she doesn't want her kids. It sucks for her kids that their mom has to make up bull shit excuses not to see them as in her gate wasn't working? like wtf …id jump over that mother fuckin gate to see my kids. Maybe she should just not be allowed to see her kids at all for a little scare maybe she will wake the fuck up and smell the coffee….shes one that should have kept her legs closed…she just needed more attention to her…what a fuckin idiot…
Enough with those D&G sunglasses! Someone give her a new pair! And, yeah, this Britney drama's getting a little boring…
Re: jacqueline – you must be a really stupid bitch. why are you worried about her kids u dumb fuck? they are fine. healthy, clothed care for, more than most kids in the universe. get of ur fucking soapbox bitch. people who care this much about someone else's life are clueless fucks. She hasn't done anything that bad. get a fucking life and if u care about kids so much, call a foster home, and try to make one child's life better. that child would benefit far more than britney's kids.
OMG the crazy Bitch got her lips injected. bwahahaahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahhaha
You know, obviously her kids have everything they want…did i say they didn't? This is a place for people to post their opinions…right? who are you to judge what i think? Britney's kids are fine…I don't think her kids should be taken away because i know how it feels not to have parents and i don't wish that shit happen to anyone. But Britney is still in the partying having fun faze..shes not ready to have that responsibility. If kevin thinks he can do better ..let him go…i know Britney will get over herself soon and gain control of her kids again.
Perez is turning this site into Britney central with 24/7 coverage of useless info on Britney. A real gossip site gets the gossip on all celebrities not just one person
Re: SHALLOW BRITNEY – UNFORTUNATELY THE DUMB SLUT'S FANS WON'T RECOGNIZE ALL OF THAT AND STILL SUPPORT HER TRASHY ASS!!!!!
Re: Me Brit – THIS WAS SO FUNNY I HAD TO REPOST IT!!!
Hi Ya’ll!!
I’s been so busy lately! Gotta go fetch me a flashy neon pink wig ’cause I just don’t attract enough attention alreadys!
Then, I gotta go to get me some Starbucks.
After that, I go tans myself real purdy.
And then lotsa shoppin’.
Oooooooh. Then lunch! Taco Bell, Carls, Jr., McDonald’s. Don’t matter - it’s all yum-yum goo-oood!!
Ok, then I go take a nice nap after lunch.
Then I go out and get me some more Starbucks.
Then I’s get ready to hit the town!! Clubs, dinner, it don’t matter! I just won’t stay home - not for one single day. No siree!!!
Another of my hobbies is to wear crazy clothes - especially stuff that drives the paperoozis nuts - no undypants is a Favor-ite!! Woo-Hoo! Too funny! Them paperoozis just go crazy for those bare-crotch shots! It’s so much fun!!!
Oh, yeah. And sometimes I see those kids …..um, what’s his name???? Um, SP & Jason??? Somethin’ like that. Anyways, don’t see too much of them babies anymores.
Whatever!!! I just keep on goin’ havin’ fun!! Party wigs, shoppin’, Starbucks, tannin’. It’s fun to be me!!!!
Britney is FUCKED UP SHE HATES HER CHILDREN? I am a student teacher and ive worked with a lot of kids with a lot of shitty parents i've seen drug addicts drunks hookers and gangbangers and EVERY single one of them would have killed for there children and she doesnt EVEN CARE! These parents give there kids shit but at least they want them she acts like there Accessories! CHILDREN being compared to PURSES how can ANY of you support this DREADFUL Behaviour! Those kids have suffered so much mental damage in there short lives i dont think anyone remembers BABIES start remembering unconcious damage at 2 MONTHS OLD… TAKE THE KIDS AND NEVER GIVE THEM BACK UNTIL SHES BRITNEY AGAIN! I'd say give them to Lynn but damn she didnt do a very good with britney did she?
Please - Can some one see thru this= the world of pop-poo-razi is making all this happen. Lets face it.. Kfed only wants the kids because if he is awarded full custody.. he will stand to gain child support.. has anyone even questioned y he isnt fighting for Jacksons kids? could it be beacuse she aint got pockets as deep as brit.. and lets start d-testing him. bet a hair test would reveil that he isnt so clean either. let Brit be…
Britney spears is a dirty HOOKER!!! Lay off the drug hun..
this bitch need a real life changing experience…perhaps a brutal gang rape will set her ass straight..or not
this bitch need a real life changing experience…perhaps a brutal gang rape will set her ass straight..or not
this bitch need a real life changing experience…perhaps a brutal gang rape will set her ass straight..or not
this bitch need a real life changing experience…perhaps a brutal gang rape will set her ass straight..or not
this bitch need a real life changing experience…perhaps a brutal gang rape will set her ass straight..or not
this bitch need a real life changing experience…perhaps a brutal gang rape will set her ass straight..or not
HERE'S AN IDEA, SINCE SHE LOVES THE PHOTOGRAPHERS SO MUCH, THEY PUMP HER GAS, THEY PAY FOR HER FAST FOOD…….START ASSIGNING THEM WAKE UP CALLS…..WALK OUT SIDE YOUR FRONT GATE AND BORROW ONE OF THEIR PHONES….GET A RIDE TO COURT. YOU INVITE THEM IN PUBLIC RESTROOMS, WHY STOP NOW, USE THEM FOR THE IMPORTANT STUFF AND WOW, THAT WOULD GET REPORTED…….SHE DID MAKE AN EFFORT FOR SOMETHING MORE THAN JUST FAST FOOD
dude wheres the new posts? im tired of looking at this brittney bitch. somebody really does need to FREE her ass. anyways bring us somethin new. ps i know your gay but theres somethin kinda sexy about you. idk why or what but theres somethin.
later sexy perezito!
yeah!! DIRTY HOOKER! ugly heffer hooker!
Re: Tomstang04 – Hes not fighting for Shars Kids because she is a good mother! and Britney Is A Gross Disscusting Mess The Media Is A Big Part Of It But It Doesnt Change The Fact That She Doesnt Want Those Kids She Wants Drugs NO 1 and 2 Year Old Child She Have To Around A Mother On Hardcore Drugs We're Not Talking About Joint… Theres Ciggerettes! You Think She Goes Outside To Smoke? Cocaine , Meth , Hard Liquor, And God KNows What Else? Shes A Disgrace! She Should Have A Hysterectamy…
Can't this chick get a fucking COMB? Or some un-nappy weave? My god.
what I don't understand is this. If she doesn't get a signal at her house, it's all fine and dandy. But WHEN IS THE BITCH EVER AT HER FUCKING HOUSE??? Britney doesn't want her boo boos back.
p.s. blackout is actually a rather entertaining album….go download it for free!
Nigguh Perez FUhhh OFFFFFF.
Leave this girl alone! Please!
Get a life
Find the lord
Become less gay.
Don't judge someone else when your far from being perfect…
You're only famous because brit….
When this is done and over with..
Your 15 mins of fameeeeeeeeee will be up!!!
I will pray for you and britney
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