Introducing, The Twilight-Inspired...

Count Cockula Fleshjack!
Okay, maybe it’s not inspired by Twilight per se, but it’s sure banking off the vampire craze and we know more than one of you will be thinking of a certain sparkly vampire when you get your hands on this!
It’s the sex toy with some bite!
The website ensures that the Count Cockula will “Polish up your stake… for an orgasm that will wake the living dead.”
LOLZ!!!
Has the trend gone far enough yet?