Not only is famed babydaddy and lingam-flasher Levi Johnston planning on writing a memoir, but his ultimate goal is for it to become a movie.
“I would play myself,” says the douche.
But, don’t get too outraged! He hasn’t finished writing it, found a title or a publisher. Plus, we’re not even sure he knows how to read!
He’s got a lot going on with all these ├óΓé¼┼ôreally big projects├óΓé¼┬¥ in the works! So much so, that he doesn’t even have time to knock someone up and take advantage of their family find a girlfriend.
├óΓé¼┼ôRight now I├óΓé¼Γäóm really not looking for a girlfriend,├óΓé¼┬¥ says Levi. “When the time comes, obviously I want someone smart. I don├óΓé¼Γäót want no ditsy girl. I don├óΓé¼Γäót need a high-class woman.├óΓé¼┬¥
WOW!
And we’re sure there’s no college in his future! He don’t need no schoolin’!
[Image via WENN.]
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