The Dumb Bitch's Tittays, Approved By God!

Our favorite self-righteous, hypocritical beauty queen is back at it!

In order to justify her fake tittays to Christian Today, Carrie Prejean left us with a biblical interpretation that only she could muster.

The genius said:

“I don’t think there’s anything wrong with getting breast implants as a Christian. I think it’s a personal decision. I don’t see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn’t get breast implants.”

Oh, REALLY?!

What does the Bible say about on camera yoni-diddling?!

[Image via WENN.]