No offense, but who is stupid enough to purchase an apartment next to a college dormitory, especially if you are famous?
Jude Law, that’s who!
Seems Jude thought it would be a good idea to get himself an apartment now that he is in Hamlet on Broadway. He clearly didn’t have the best real-estate agent, as his balcony is in full view of the the NYU freshman dorms.
And boy are they excited about it!
Several students admit to frequently keeping their noses pressed to the glass, waiting to catch a glimpse of Jude in all his hawtness.
And, so far, they haven’t been disappointed. But as you can imagine, Jude is getting sick of being gawked at all day long. One day, he got so sick of the girlies staring at him, he threw fruit at their window! How very Shakesperan of him!
A student recalls: “He noticed we were there and we started waving at him. Then he went inside and came back with two oranges. He threw them at our window, but he missed.”
But at first if you don’t suceed, get more fruit! And that is exactly what he did: “This time, he hit the windows — there was orange pulp on the glass for a week — and then he went back to working out. Now we don’t like Jude Law anymore.”
Nor would we!
Overreacting much, Jude?
[Image via WENN.]
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