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Sarah Jessica Parker has just been named the world's unsexiest woman by Maxim magazine.
Ouch!
Poor SJPeePee!
Amy Winehouse came in second in the mag's list of the "Unsexy Five."
Who came in third, fourth and fifth?
CLICK HERE to find out!!!
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Maxim's worlds most unsexiest women!
The Unsexy Five are…..
1) Sarah Jessica Parker
2) Amy Winehouse
3) Sandra Oh
4) Madonna
5) Britney Spears
Posted: October 28, 2007 at 2:53 am
Come on!!!!!!!!!!! Amy is h o t t t t t t t t t t
Amy Winehouse is gorgeous..!!
To this list could also be added Paris Hilton, she looks like an overly made up drag queen, Eva Longoria, an overly made up mouse, and Jennifer Aniston, a large, very large chin and a big nose. Why are these women touted to be beautiful?
This message is for my moronic fellow canadian that wrote about Sandra Oh.
Sandra Oh is not the most attractive person I've seen, but she definitely is talented. As for your idiotic rant on the whole immigrant thing. You best be a Native Canadian to say all that shit. Because in one way or another, we all come from immigrants. Some learn the language quicker than others. I"d like to see how easily you'd learn Chinese, and integrate into their society if you ever had to move there out of necessity. I can assure you that, YOU, are the disgrace to Canada, leave the Oh's alone you bigot!
IF that's all Maxim could come up with, they're just angry these women have more money than their crappy magazine can make!
Well, at least Sandra's got the brain (the intelligent healthy kind) than most people in the industry. At least she's not a gym, drug, booze and cloths whore like the rest. For that reason, I find her beautiful and refreshing!!
I'd go with that list. Never thought highly of any of them, though to be fair Amy lost it after 2003 and Madonna lost the sexy right around the "Like a Prayer" timeframe.
I just wanted to point out to the individual/s that think English is or s/b the only spoken language in Canada, ummmm….did you forget about the province of Quebec???!!!! How many of the persons living in that province or in Montreal don't even speak English, but French..and their family lineage will reflect a longer tie to Canada than those in quite a few of the other provinces. Another thing I think should be brought up is that unless you are of Native American descent, we are all immigrants in one way or another. Even the Native American's are immigrants from Asia when the land bridge was still formed between Asia and the North America (Alaska). If you are going to attach people for immigration or speaking English as a second language, you might want to research just a bit. Especially, your own country's origins and so on. That said, the truest ancestors to Canada would be ASIA since that is what the genetics show Native Americans originally stem from. GEESH!!
I am a bit pissed at her for ending SATC. She did it only for herself. Everyone else was out of a job because SHE was finshed. SELFISH!!! KARMA KARMA KARMA. OUCH OUCH OUCH.
Re: Mike –
ROFLMAO
Re: Barf Butt –
YES MADONNA…she's not sexy. SEXY is not ALL external…SHE's always come across HARSH, COLD, RUTHLESS AND PLAIN NOT NICE…THOSE QUALITIES NEVER COME TRANSLATE INTO SEXY…never sexy…even if she does look good and has a great body (I agree at almost 50 she has a HOT body) HER FACE/GRILL you can see she's getting up there in age…No YOGA FOR THE FACE…but she's not sexy…I totally get why they put her up there…in conclusion, if she never did have those character traits HARSH, COLD, RUTHLESS (and she WAS pretty still not sexy) as a woman in the industry she would not have come this far BECAUSE she surely didn't get here on talent.
I thought Sandra Oh was kind of cute, but the rest of them should all be allowed the Number 1 spot. At the same time.
thats what being 43 and not gone for plastic surgery does to you, it's called ageing gracefuly!
I love Sarah Jessica Parker!! She is NOT ugly at all!!
Talented actress, not aging well. Probably would look better 10 pounds heavier.
I TOTALLY AGREEEEEEEEEEEEE, + sara was so sweet w- Nic Cage n' "Honeymoon n' Vegas"….she really blew it!!!!!!! greedy bitch…… Amy is Gross but somewhat talented + she is from europe, this is neat to her. i kinda hope she gets sober for her own benefit……………….. I FUCKING HATE MADONNA……………………………… & SHITNEY, is heartbroken, poor brit?
Sandra Oh shouldn't be on that list.
What's with the racist comments on here? Let alone the built-in misogyny of the list itself. But then Maxim isn't known for it's intelligent commentary on the world, is it…
Who the hell are they to judge who is sexy and who isn't? Not every one is a a bikini model, no wonder young women have body issues and eating disorders. Who cares what a bunch of guys who wack off to a magazine think any how.
"Homo to the Sexual" has some pretty extreme views. Is he gay? Because if he is, how about he conforms to social norms and becomes straight? After all, gays are a minority, they go against the norm, and since Canada is predominantly a christian country, that's even more reason to give up the fudge, since it's a sin and all. Oh, and homosexuality also goes against nature, so if you can't sustain the species via reproduction, you're of no real biological use.
Oh yeah "Buh Bye"
no way sandra oh is gorgeous. i don't have any remarks on the others on that list though..
OMG THATS AWFUL!
Body of sin, face of regret
How the hell did Madonna get on here? She's one of the most sexiest women ever!
"WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!!!" …………RUF RUFFF
yeah britbrit so unsexy..
If there are any men out there who don't want Amy Winehouse, Sandra Oh, or Madonna, I will take them.
SANDRA OH- MY-GOD- IS - SHE- UGLY should be 1st. SJP has a great boday but her face is looking way to old for her age. Madonna USED to be hot, she's aging poorly also…. Amy, well, DUH! Britney should NOT be on that list.
haha madonna!
This isn't new, radio shows have been talking about this for over a week now.
Re: homo to the sexual – MY EX=WIFEY IS ASIAN W- FAKE TITTIES, & i had a daughter w- her,,,,,,,,,,,, KILL ALL MINORITES ??? ______fuck off & die asshole, i would kick the crap out of you. Any day of the week, GET A LIFE
sp. > HAVE
the only one that is truly not hot is amy whinehouse…. and possibly Britney Spears
what a dumb list
Where is Mimooo Carey?
This is just so cruel! SJP and Sandra Oh might not be as pretty as someone like Megan Fox, but that does not mean that theyre not nice people!
I cant believe how cold hearted people can be these days
WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO SOCIETY!?!?
This is absolutley horrible and degrading.
SJP is a nice person inside and thats all what matters.
Men these days are fat, charmless pigs.
Not everyone can look like Angelina Jolie.
I cant believe they have polls like this. It makes me so sad
SJP'S PROBLEMS CAN BEST BE EXPLAINED BY MY ITALIAN GRANDMOTHER. i'LL TRANSLATE.
Granny says once a woman passes 40, she needs to make a decision of which of these she wants to look good: (a) her ass OR (b) her face. Unfortunately, she can't have both. If you chose your ass, you're skinny and your face is wrinkly. If you chose your face, you're fat but your face has fewer wrinkles.
Sarah has obviously chosen her ass. People like the fat Wilson sister from Heart chose her face. End of story.
SJP'S PROBLEMS CAN BEST BE EXPLAINED BY MY ITALIAN GRANDMOTHER. i'LL TRANSLATE.
Granny says once a woman passes 40, she needs to make a decision of which of these she wants to look good: (a) her ass OR (b) her face. Unfortunately, she can't have both. If you chose your ass, you're skinny and your face is wrinkly. If you chose your face, you're fat but your face has fewer wrinkles.
Sarah has obviously chosen her ass. People like the fat Wilson sister from Heart chose her face. End of story.
What a bunch assholes Maxim is for compiling a list like that in the first place, and saying totally asshole things about all 5 women. I'd love to see what the hell these guys look like who are talking so much crap-you know they are all paunchy and don't have dates ever-they just wack off to their magazine all day.
Saraqh is a lovely person! Why judge someone by the way they look?
The men who voted in that poll are probally 100 times uglier both inside and outside than she will ever be!
bullshit sjp is very attractive
With the exception of Britney, I think all those women are hot.
YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ABOUT MADONNA.
i fink amy winehouse it ok!!
MAXIM SHOULD BE SUED FOR THAT!
SCREW YOU, MAXIM!
Sarah does look funky a lot of times.
FINALLY !!!!!!
MAXIM RUUUULLLLEEEEESSSSSSSSSS !!!!!!!!!!!!1
Men dont care about personality these days, do they?
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SANDRA OH?!?! She does NOT belong on that list!!
I am sure the editors at Maxim are fat, middle aged, balding men with trophy wives.
It is Appalling that Maxim would stoop SO low just to generate interest! Wasn't it them that had the no-talent & ever-shallow Tila Tequila on their sexiest list???
Boo on you Maxim!!!
I thought for sure I was taking CRAZY PILLS and was the only one for years that thought SJP was a horse face!!! sigh, vindicated by Maxim
I can't believe they think Sandra Oh is not beautiful/sexy. They are such FUCKING LOSERS over at Maxim. THE ONLY REASON SHE IS ON THE LIST IS BECAUSE SHE PLAYS A CHARACTER WITH BRAAAAINS. That must be intimidating for the ol' boys over at Maxim. FUCK YOU MAXIM!
BRITNEY SPEARS IS EFFIN SEXY!
Oh, Perez. Sarah Jessica Parker is prettier than YOU will be anyday! You fat disgusting pig.
hahaha
she never was really THAT beautiful, though she's not butt ugly either. although i suppose that most of the time beauty has little to do woth sexyness.
Perez - edit your damn message board. Why are you letting all these racist pricks write on here??????? And why glorify the women-hating maxim list?????? what the hell?!! Women aren't just holes for men to f*** - who gives a crap what a bunch of over-paid men at a jerk-off magazine has to say about women and their attractiveness?
and you're an ignorant piece of sh*t. Don't portray Canadians like that.
Serves her right for promoting skin, bone and veins that could pass as the Alaskan pipelines! Eat!
Sandra Oh - GORGEOUS!!!
Sarah J. Parker - What a cool broad!!!
Madonna - Icon!!!!
Maxim editors - no name assholes who like to take women down.
Maxim would be far better served by commenting on the sexiest, and leaving the rest be. This is a hideous example of lowest common denominator male thinking; and it isn't even entertaining. SJP is a LOVELY woman; I am sure SJP beats out Britney (et al) for number 1 simply because SJP is almost twice her age. This screams sexism and ageism! Maxim, you are pathetic and clearly out of ideas.
Sandra Oh?!
THATS RACIST!!
finally the horse face gets what she deserves
I think having "Unsexiest" lists is just mean. I also think that when you look at some of the guys commenting on women and making fun of them its positively ridiculous. It's never some guy who looks like David Beckham talking about some girl being unattractive. It's always some dude who uses Rogaine and whose gut could use some lip as well.
The David Beckhams, Michael Ealy's, the Tom Wellings are all good looking enough to be confident in their own looks that they don't need to put others down.
that is a stupid list to make. very cruel
Judging strictly on looks, I never understood the appeal of this horse-faced woman, SJP (although she was kinda cute but not sexy in LA Story A HUNDRED YEARS AGO).
But Madonna - you know she just smells like an old, pitted-out sweater, although photos of her when she was in her early 20's with clean hair and a sweet face show she used to clean up well. Now she's a stinky old has-been with no original ideas - the dance routines & music are stale and adopting a third world baby was, for her, a media stunt. Nothing sexy in that.
Usually, however, North American men get big boners over Asian women, so Sandra Oh's inclusion is surprising. But structurally her face is indeed flawed - a big moonpie with fingernail-clipping eyes.
Amy Winehouse needs a Chicklet, a fleabath, and an Orkin man to take care of that spidernest she uses for hair.
Britney needs to pack up her Taco Bell, cheetos and malt liquor and move back to the trailer court. There's a nice doublewide with her name on it.
Ahhhhh! It's too early in the morning to see that. Great timing though it is Halloween. Perfect witch costume there sjp, oooops that's not a costume. sorry. The new movie should be called hot flahes and home alone in the city. Amy is close with that scary hair and face. Madonna, the "born again with a short memory of the whore she used to be" is about right. If she didn't work out she could have been numero uno. It would be good to see one of the guys too.
STFU…………..lil' bitChes, it is true.. THE TRUTH HURTS $$GO~MAXIM$$
The only one worthy of that list is Britney and maybe Amy. I could think of much much unsexy celebs. Or, well I guess thats the RUMER.
Re: claudia – i totally agree wit u. tori spelling should be on this list. she fug to the max
Amy Winehouse is sexxy
britney spears isn't ugly, just on crack. and madonna isn't ugly, just really old.
the other three are ugly though.
MADONNA IS HOT, BEEP that mag!
The first two are known Jews. Even Madonna's into that kabbala fad. Maxim better watch it if they don't want to be called anti-semites.
britney isn't unattractive, just on crack. and Madonna isn't unattractive, just old. and Sandra Oh isn't unattractive, ok maybe a little bit.
SJP is ok looking, I guess. Amy Winehouse…is VERY ugly.
LOL!, i Agree!!… britney should be Number 1!
I disagree with Sandra Oh on that list. Otherwise, the rest do lack sex-appeal. However, I think Madonna and SJP make up for it with style and personality….
Sandra Oh is so gorgeous! The rest, yeah, fugs.
Britney Spears isn't unattractive, just on crack. Madonna isn't unattractive, just old. Sandra Oh isn't unattractive, ok maybe a little.
SJP is ok looking, I guess. Amy Winehouse….is VERY ugly.
That's just wrong. Maxim shouldn't release an unsexy list.
Madonna should NOT have landed on that list. they messed that one up
hahahahahahahahaha….I've never thought she was attractive! and I totally agree with their top 5!
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Really? The WORLD's unsexiest woman? Is Maxim trying to tell me that there is no other woman less sexy than SJP? Not even the old broad who lives under the overpass by the freeway? Wow.
That's a little rude! I do consider Madonna and Britney to be sexxxy! I absolutely love them…I worship them! Whoever made that list must be either gay or a lesbian!
nicole kidman?
katie holmes?
no sexiness there!
ppl are bitching about that ugly bitch sandra..
what about madonna?!?
Eww omg!
haha
Perez you rock
OMG! What a mutt!! She used to look like the front end of a horse. Now she looks like the back end too.
SJP takes terrible photos but looks hot on film she is not photogenic thats all..Madonna needs to soften up cut back on the weightlifting she was hot when she first started out..see like a cvirgin video..and Britney had the best body pre meltdown..so these judgements are just slamming strong women except for brtny
Actually, I can't imagine it woudl sting, Perez… Maxim is hardly an authority on what's sexy.
It was dioscovered that the 13 year-old basement dweller who decide their list of who's the "sexist" and unsexiest" had named a fencepost upon which large fake breasts and rubber Jolie lips had been affixed as "number one sexiest woman" this year.
The poor addled list-makers at Maxim wouldn't know "class" if it came up and bit them in the left testicle.
World's unsexiest, not MOST UNSEXIEST.
First, bitches.
I agree with this list 100%, although it should be noted that all these ladies were sexy at one point in their careers (except for Sandra Oh, wtf) and they let their "sexiness" slip, so don't cry too hard for them.
teri hatcher shoulda made the list
I think sara is sexy …very sexy so i think men are buggin!
she's the female dee schneider
I agree w/ the others but don't think Sadra Oh should be on the list. She's sexy in an exotic way.
Britney should have been #1, she's so gross!
Hey, Sandra Oh isn't that bad. I haven't heard of her going around saying stupid things like SJP and she doesn't dress skanky. I don't get it. Why?
i LOVE sarah jessica parker!