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Sarah Jessica Parker has just been named the world's unsexiest woman by Maxim magazine.
Ouch!
Poor SJPeePee!
Amy Winehouse came in second in the mag's list of the "Unsexy Five."
Who came in third, fourth and fifth?
CLICK HERE to find out!!!
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Maxim's worlds most unsexiest women!
The Unsexy Five are…..
1) Sarah Jessica Parker
2) Amy Winehouse
3) Sandra Oh
4) Madonna
5) Britney Spears
Posted: October 28, 2007 at 2:53 am
WTF? Why the hell is Madonna on that list? She is pushing 50, but she still looks pretty damn good. A hell of a lot better than Renee Zellweger.. And she's had to be sexy in order to build up that career of hers.
what the fuck? i think all of them are pretty except britney of corse, but come on what kind of low lifes could make a list like this?
Madonna has always been plain, just was made up to look like a hoe. Amy has unfortunate genes. SJP is more than plain, but is promoted to show how super a plain girl can look when she tries. Sandra Ho is beautiful, with or without makeup. If you don't like the asian type, fine. I think they and the african women are just spectacular looking.
Common Britney should be number 1 shes a mess at leats SJP isnt like a freakin train wreck
that list is lame.
Sarah just need to gain a few pounds put some weight on the face she'll be off the list. Madgesty Madonna is sexy in her ways. Her photos shots have been to masculine that's all. She's got plenty of fem in her to show on photos you'll see.
And who writes this …..?????
Highly successful women, each with a unique look, personality, talent, and let's bash 'em…
BRITNEY IS HOT!THEY GOT THAT ONE WRONGGG!
What assholes, rating people on the way they look alone, in a big magazine no less. Sure, Amy and Britney have issues, but the other three seem to be nice and sane people, and they're better looking than the vast majority of people anyway. Leave 'em alone.
Ann Coulter! Paint her green and she is Frankenstein's bride….Now if there was a list for nastiness, she would lead the pack.
im glad madonnas there
MADONNA!?!? That couldn't be more wrong!! She is one of the hottest and most talented women in the WORLD!! Hello!? She's almost 50 for crying out loud!! Y'all mofo's WISH you could look like her now!!!! Not to mention, jealousy never makes anyone pretty….
All honored nominees… but where Oprah on this list???
whats wrong with sandra oh?
Madonna is NOT UGLY….never buying or looking at Maxim magazine again. They obviously don't know what they are talking about. Amy W……I can understand.
fuck maxim.
I think you guys are missing the point here. I don't believe this list was based purely on looks. Now, Sandra Oh might be cute to some people, but to most guys her personality is very abrasive and grating. We like to feel like Kings, not underlings to chicks…..
yea thats why Sara Jessica Parker is an international sex symbol..and icon of the past decade..b/c she is not sexy..maybe she has aged a little bit..but she has a killer body and killer style…..lets commend her for not going the botox route!
Although I like SJP I always thought she had such a horseface and should get that knarly mole removed!
I couldn't agree more, i'm always telling my friends who eat sleep and drink sex in the city, or is it sex and the city?? idk either way i always tell them how i hate her. She just doesn't do it for me. Charismatically or physically.
They hit the nail on the head. Ask any guy between 20 and 35 if he thinks any of these women are sexy and you will get a resounding NO! All you women just like SJP because she was in Sex and the City so you see her as your BFF. But trust me, us straight men do not find that bitch sexy at all. Thats why she is used to market women products and not men products. I definitely can think of others who are uglier than SJP but believe me there is absolutely nothing about SJP that is sexy at all.
britney will be crushed by this. all she cares about it being sexy: fake lips, no underwear, dressing skanky…..
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Besides this coming from Maxim, a magazine that promotes women as sex objects, nothing else.
I like SJP, but that pic is so unflattering…but really, the order should have been:
1. Amy Winehouse (hello, missing teeth, rats nest)
2. Britney Spears (don't get me started)
3. Sarah Jessica Parker (’cause that pic is hideous)
4. Madonna (she needs to stop dressing like she's still 28)
5. Sandra Oh
whoever thought up this mean list is an asshole. wait for that KARMA!
personally I think lists like that just show you how stupid those magazines are…Whats the point of the list other than to hurt somebody's feelings? I dont think SJP's husband thinks she is the most un-sexy woman in the world or whatever and clearly she has something going on if a bunch of people love her…It's all perspective
I think it's totally bogus and they should be ashamed for printing that crap. Why is it that they use negativity to sell magazines why can't they say something nice for god sakes.
IT isn't as if we have a bunch of beautiful sentiment in the world to balance the BS
Come on
I think SJP is gorgeous. She's a natural beauty. No botox or plastic surgery. F*ck Maxim Magazine!
I don't agree with 4 and 5.
Madonna is soo hot and sexy
Britney too.
:D
And Maxim won the Pulitzer Prize when? Does their reader clientele has an IQ in the single digits? Their opinion matters how? We care much?
Maxim. Thank you!
Finally, someone points out the truth. And some of these ladies still put themselves on the pedestal and think men want them bad. Yuck!
1) Sarah Jessica Parker: She is one ugly lame bitch. Wearing designer clothes doesn't make her any more desirable.
2) Amy Winehouse: Typical drug whore, bad hygiene.
3) Sandra Oh: She is a woman?
4) Madonna: She is tuning into an old cranky woman who is pissed off about everything. It's the cliche of aging. She is no longer having fun just being cranky all the time. Also she has to understand that one one is good at everything no matter how ambitious you are. Such as she can't rap, she really needs to stop. Sometimes ambition doesn't make you good at something, all guts no talent doesn't make a good show.
5) Britney Spears: Where do I start? Bad hygiene, ugly attitude, bad taste in clothing and men, trailer park trash. She has no class in general.
OMG!! SJP is looking like a frail grandmother. How is she filming a movie version of Sex and the City looking this way?!? This is NOT sexy, they're right. I hope there's a lot of flashback scenes…
If someone points a gun at your head and let you choose one of them to have sex, who would you choose?
I would say "Just shoot me!". LOL!
Thats really sad, I find all of them sexy, other then sandra Oh,but she is incredibly talented. Well, ok Britney isnt too sexy. But the other women are strong talented woman, and they have a very different distinct look to them that is sexy to me. Sarah Jessica Simpson, Amy Winehouse, and Madonna are extremly sexy to me. But look at who Maxim puts on their covers. Bleach Blonde trailer trash, so its no surprise that they would find women with talent and a voice (not including Britney) unsexy.
i concur with all but madonna…what? i hope i look that good at her age, those maxim patriarchal assholes.
I wouldnt really say anything about a mag that had Britney at number one about 5 years ago and now they praise Eva Longoria. Make sense! NO
I wouldnt really say anything about a mag that had Britney at number one about 5 years ago and now they praise Eva Longoria. Make sense! NO
people are jealous of asians.
What about fug Kirsten Drunkst and that freckel back fire-crotch Lindsey Low-hand-job?
Re: homo to the sexual –
Hey, numbnuts! imdb.com much? Ms. Oh was BORN IN CANADA, her parents met in graduate school in Canada - maybe I'm going out on a limb here - but I'm guessing that they're fluent in ENGLISH!!! And where are they from? KOREA, you eejit!
Or are gay Inuits not so good with the internets? Oh, not Inuit? Then I'm guessing your family were immigrants once upon a time, douchebag!
I quite agree. Every time I look at Sandra Oh, she makes me glad I'm not Asian. Oh, her eyes are so squinty!
thats harsh!
REMEMBER PEOPLE THESE ARE JUST SOMEONES OPINION AND IS NOT WRITTEN IN STONE they just want to stir up a shit storm and it looks like they are getting just what they want. ATTENTION and lots of it
no one called these women ugly, they are just not sexy, which means that apart from britney spears and madonna, they arent old sluts, or sluts at all
they just dont have sex appeal
You know no one on this list has big boobs…and that's probably the only reason they are on the list.
These are the world's most unsexiest women?????? God - I wish I was on that list in that case!
I'm glad large corporate magazines are still objectifying women for their looks instead of talent. The only woman who deserves to be on that list is unfitney. I thought we've gotten past this?
You know what type of people who really cant drive? fucking crackers, I mean thats all I been seeing lately on the news, so yea. In LA they think they own the fucking road or something, making turns while ppl are still crossing. idiots.
MADONNA SHOULD 100% NOT BE ON THAT LIST!
MADONNA OWNED SEX AND STILL DOES! MADONNA CHANGED THE STEREO SEX SYMBOL TYPE! MAXIM IS MACHO HOMOPHOB PIECE OF CRAP MAGAZINE THAT ONLY MIDWEST DUMBO MEN READ. MAXIM THINKS PARIS AND PAMELA ARE HOT!! WHERE IS THE SOULFULL CREATIVITY IN THE WORLD?? SEXY IS MORE THAN BEING YOUNG, BLONDE, FAKE TITS, AND A BIMBO!
PEREZ SHAME ON YOU YOU KNOW BETTER THAN TO GIVE MAXIM ANY PROPS OR CREDIT!
BOYCOTT MAXIM!
To be honest, she is getting older and will probably show signs of wear after all those photo shoots and make up make-overs. She shouldn't worry though, Loreal will make a cream for her and turn her into a spokeswoman SOON ENOUGH! Long LiveSJP!!!!
the definition of sexy is different to each person this list is stupid
SJP is fab but FUG. Always has been, always will. But that fucking twat Britney should have topped the list. Saundra Oh is fantastic actress… not sure she should be on the unsexy list… she'd not repulsive like some. Jorja Fox (the much overrated Sara Sidle on CSI) should have definately been on this list. She's so ish!
I'll give ya Wino. Love her music and when she looked healthy and normal (right out of the gate), she shouldn't have been on the list. But now… now she is frightening and a characture. Not hot.
why is sandra oh on that list??? i think she's pretty!
That sucks! That's a bad pic, But I've always though SJP/ Carrie was SO SEXY! I love her… casual elegance, growing old gracefully…
o well lol
wow. the truth is a powerful thing.
MADONNA? WTF she is the hottest old lady ever- did you SEE her in her bikini lately???!!!!! She's like 50! SHE's F-ING HOT HOT HOT.
Unsexy-er thatn the Maxim 5:
Tara Reid
Kathy Griffin
Joan Rivers
Avril Levigne
to name a few
BOYCOTT MAXIM
BOYCOTT MAXIM
BOYCOTT MAXIM
oh, thank gawd! i cannot believe that this foot faced looking thing has been getting the positive attention that she's been getting for the past few years… much cuter when she was a square peg!
Madonna!??????..are they nuts…
Re: Fuck maxim magazine – jesusfuckingchrist!! thank u!!
thats soooooooooooooooooooo right.
i hate this world.
espiccially fat fuckers that call thin women unsexy.
I COMPLETELY agree with this list 100%!!!!! sarah is hiteous, amy needs a trip to the salon and a dentist, sandra is just ordinary, madonna is a "milf wanna be", and britney is just a hot ass mess! good call maxim
Okay, but all the women Maxim features are fake and silicone. At least Sarah Jessica Parker is real.
no asian ever thinks sandra oh is pretty. they are all completely shocked that out of all the asian girls she is the one that got famous. i'm glad maxim called it out.
the only two unsexy people on that list are britney and amy whinehouse. sjp and sandra oh are incredibly gorgeous and talented. f the haters.
Straight men don't like Madonna because she is fabulous, powerful, TOGETHER, and a tough business woman. Quite simply, they are intimidated by her. Sarah Jessica, yeah, she isn't sexy. I think Britney Spears looked cute with her curvy body at the VMA Awards! -A lesbian
that sounds about right….
fuck maxim. carrie rules
Years of smoking is finally catching up on her face!
To be fair, there are a lot of people (even in Hollywood) tho are less sexy than Britney Spears. They obviously just picked her ’cause it's cool to give her sit these days.
ok people no matter wht britney spears is still sexy she is going thro a hard time but she is still sexy jeez i would kill to look like her
considering the bevy of skanks that grace Maxim magazine I wouldn't be too insulted by that…..Thier idea of beauty is FAKE….FAKE…..FAKE!
haha it's about time.
thank god the MEN feel that way. hahah SJP is fugly!! =]
Who the hell is Sandra Oh???????
Otherwise, yep, couldn't agree more…
yeah fuck maxim. they act like every chick on the planet should be a knock out. screw those fat fucks at maxim. and look who they think is the sexiest, lindsay lohan. miss plastic tits herself unfucking real.
whatever britney is HOT!
I disagree with Britney and Madonna, they're fab!
SJP is not ugly…in fact she seems to be the only one who hasn't had any type of surgery to enhance her looks…She is beautiful!
fuck maxim.
They shoulda put Hilary Clinton on the list.
My god I can't beleive you saved britney for "after the jump" that must have taken quite a bit of restraint! Im so proud of you P
All I have to say is…what about Paris Hilton? She's a big nosed, lazy eyed, skinny ass bitch. I agree with the rest of the list somewhat, but theres definitely some other bitches missing…i.e Pam? Avril? Nicole Ritchie? but most of all Star Jones, i think that woman might of been prettier when she was 400 pounds
That sucks Sandra Oh is hottt!
Everytime people pick on SJP just because she's a real woman with talent and class and not some surgically altered skank and she responds by holding her head up I like her a little bit more.
SARAH JESSICA IS BRILLIANT AND I WILL LOVE HER FOREVER. the end.
and sandra oh? the woman is fabulous. forever. likewise with madonna, who was basically the creator of sex.
Madonna is not ugly!
THEIR ON drugs.. she is absolutey gorgeus
dude she is hot as shit. you have to remember she is like
Fuck you maxim.
What kind of fucked up list is that? They must be hard up for new material at that stupid magazine! Sarah Jessica Parker is sexy as hell!!!!!!
SHE IS HOT AS SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE SEX ION THE CITY STOP HATING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AMY IS TOTALLY SEXY. fuck maxim.
Hrm. Jessica is very old on that picture compared to her picture in her publicities for her perfume.
Amen. About time the truth be told…
i think britney should be number one!
ahahahha yes!!!!!! THOSE WHORES ALL DESERVE TO BE ON HERE!!!!!!!!!!!
THEY SUCK!!
MADONNA IS THE UGLIEST, THEN COMES SJP, THEN SANDRA, AMY AND THEN BRIT.
AHAHAHAHHAHAAH!!
that's stupid what about like roseanne?
Sandra Oh is gorgeous? Check your eyes! She is butt-ugly!
How did they miss Sandra Bernhardt, Madonna's ex-lover? She is FUGLY!
RUDE>>>>> They are great
i disagree with sandra oh.. maybe her character in grey's anatomy is unsexy but in sideways she is hot! madonna was so hot back in the material girl days! amy winehouse is not necessarily sexy in the traditional way, but she is (or was) a kind of around the way girl who u could be with and chill.