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Sarah Jessica Parker has just been named the world's unsexiest woman by Maxim magazine.
Ouch!
Poor SJPeePee!
Amy Winehouse came in second in the mag's list of the "Unsexy Five."
Who came in third, fourth and fifth?
CLICK HERE to find out!!!
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Maxim's worlds most unsexiest women!
The Unsexy Five are…..
1) Sarah Jessica Parker
2) Amy Winehouse
3) Sandra Oh
4) Madonna
5) Britney Spears
Posted: October 28, 2007 at 2:53 am
thats god awful. Britney spears should have been first, and Sandra Oh, Madonna and SJP should NOT have been on that list AT ALL!
what a god awful magazine! FUCK MAXIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She's natural. If you want her to be sexy, she can get extensions, fake tan, plump her lips and look like every other Hollywood twit out there.
She is the last of her kind and incredibly sexy with an amazing body.
Brit should have been #1 but oh well.
What about Rumer Willis? She should certainly be there. Sarah Jessica Parker… love the bitch, why is she on there??? Amy Winehouse doesn't belong there either, she's not ugly. I don't care about Sandra Oh, and Britney was decent looking when she was younger. She just looks like a hot mess now, sorry Brit. Madonna is hideous.
I think Amy Winehouse is gorgeous!…oh well. I'm straight for a reason I guess?
Re: K-Roc –
Omg I couldn't agree more.
Just seeing Madonna on this list makes it lose ALL credibility. I don't know who's voting on this shiz but Madonna IS SEX! She wrote the book on sex, literally! haha and everyone on the planet put together doesn't have as much sexiness as she exudes from one cell of her body. This poll is ridiculous. And SJP the #1 unsexiest?? Nonsense. She's fabulous!!
SJP is empirically, objectively, totally beautiful. This list is a complete waste of time. Some idiot editor at Maxim was trying to fill space and decided to be nasty and vindictive instead of saying something worthwhile. What a shame–people the world over would kill for a chance to say something meaningful in such a widely distributed forum, and they chose some misogynistic garbage instead. what a surprise.
why does maxim get to define what hot is!??! What a bunch of pricks!
SJP would look 10 years younger if she'd only gain 10 pounds. Starvation doesn't look good on a woman over 30. No woman near or over 30 should try to be skinny. Having some fat in your body plumps up the skin. It's sad a national magazine would be so cruel to make a list like this. I don't know why actresses degrade themselves by posing for a publication that objectifies and degrades women. I guess some actresses will sell their souls for some publicity.
Madonna is too good for these so-called "men" that are voting. She'd reject every single one of them without blinking. Madonna is stunning on the outside, intelligent, soulful and has a GREAT sense of humor. Those qualities add up to some serious sexiness!! What, did the magazine only give those five people as choices or something - must have been limiting in some way!? These guys are clearly trying to put down the women they feel threatened by. Guy Ritchie is a hunk for sure so I'm sure Madonna isn't crying over this ridiculous trashy poll. Sandro Oh has a unique look but because its exotic she's not considered sexy? Rubbish. SjP, she belongs on the top 5 beautiful people. Not a big Brit fan but seriously, as if these men wouldn't go for it if they thought they could just for the experience of being with "Britney" the phenomenon. I wish these boys luck finding good sex if they consider these women unsexy. If they can't look beyond sexiness and see the inside of people and must go based on looks at least they should broaden their definition of what's sexy and stop limiting themselves. Open your mind if for nothing else then to enrich their own lives. These men have a rough road ahead.
I actually think Amy Winehouse can be very sexy.
Re: HA-HA – Your comments are disturbingly offensive. I think you should examine your words and their power a bit more. This world is FUCKED because of people like you. Eat shit. Literally. It's known to have -ism (racism, sexism) removing powers.
Now no one can blame Mathew for sucking a little pole now and then.
das pretty fucked up! who ever wrote is probably some old perverted fat bald guy! (although hes right about Britney Spears)
who are all these deluded people saying sandra oh is "gorgeous"? stop being politically correct, anyone can see that she is hideous. i'm asian and i think she is just flat out NASTY
Maxim is crazy!! Hopefully they got their lists of unsexiest and sexiest women mixed up? Are they serioudly daring to call Madonna unsexy?!?! Zac Ef should hook up with Madonna. Would that be weird or hot? or weird?
How could they disrespect her MADGESTY?!?!?! Boo Maxim!
Thank god!!!! I thought I was the only one in the entire universe who thought SJP looks like a foot! G-R-O-S-S!!!
Sandra OH no!! she is so freaking mad hot. I'd like to drill her like she got in that movie sideway
i'm glad i'm not the only one that thinks sjp looks like a horse.
What the??? I mean ok, Sandra Oh is really ugly… but …. Sarah Jessica is not ugly! She has class… oh my… and Madonna lokks pretty damn good for her age…. How ridiculus… That Maxim magazine just has to burn… nayway no one cares just str8 dumbies read that shit
Good list,I liked who they picked.
sandra oh's beautiful.. that's unfair!
Now that's just mean. I want to know what the people LOOK LIKE who came up with th elist. I love SJP!
Perez - I ask - no DEMAND! - that you show the physiques of the editors of Maxim-um-shit! They're all blind from wacking off to the same boob enhanced-exhibitionist-arched-back-blondes. SJP and Madge have their kids, are a good moms, looks better than their age, and are kind. Oh is beautiful and well Brit - she just stinks something awful. Seriously BOYCOTT MAXIM FOR LIFE!!!!!
wow that is harshhh.. i love sjp and she looks fabolous ..fuckin hatersss…
i always thought sandra oh was ugly.
Could this be a shot from the new SATC movie …. time warp possibly.
I really like SJP. Why are women above a certain age judged at a standard comparing them to 20-somethings. She looks absolutely fabulous for her age.
she is NOT growing older gracefully
SJP is still hot (not in this picture) Madonna is annoyingly unsexy cuz she insists on being sexed-up all the fucking time when she's just too damn old for it, Sandra…yeah, pretty unsexy, but then again, Rosie should be topping this fucking list. Which I'm sure EVERYONE agrees.
love SITC but always thought SJP had a face like an ugly horse … and time has not been kind!!
I'm surprised Scari Hatcher didn't make the list.
Botox, Restlane, Face Lift, Chemical Peel…she can afford them all and needs them…FAST!!!!
Sjp? madonna? britney? sandra oh? are u for real?! like jesus christ they are fabulous looking women! What abou rosie o donnell (not being mean) but like there are alot of women who look a lot of worse than those 4 sexy women
Sandra Oh….come on….! and Sara Jessica Parker…she's my diva!!!
You guys are such haters
Fuck maxim mag. SJP is the shit
madonna is still very sexy she's just to tough 4 straight mens with no balls
EW sarahjess is so FUGLY! shes seriously fucking repulsive looking!!!!!!!! how the hell is she a star with NOTHING going for her?!!!
Shallow fuckers. She's aging, like a normal human being. At least she's not plastic.
yea she is nasty as all hell !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! she put the f in fugly !!!!!! no shit !!!!! nice body , but face is nasty !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No kidding, she is ugly in a witchy kind of way. Why won't she get that wart on her chin removed - it doesn't do anything positive for her.
im sorry but nobody is not sexy// everyone is sexy in their own way
with all the support you give sjp madonna britney and amy whinhouse you should be upset by this list just shows you how much people are so evil and trashy what bout the most unsexist men in hollywood
1 perez hilton
2 vince vaugn
3 keven federline
4 tom cruise
5 leonardo dicaprio
Me too. Its hard work to look as fug as sandra oh. She should get some credit finally!
YEP, SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT.
Sandra Oh i dont think belongs there though (woot that rhymes)
Sandra Oh!? What! I LOVE her!!! ps… they need to add Rene Zellwegger to this list. WOOF.
lmao. But it's TRUE. I never got why she was so loved by those stupid women's mags she annoyingly graced the covers of. Even further beyond me was why they would pick such ugly, boring hags for a show about sex in the first place. Like we'd believe anyone would lay Cynrhia Nixon and SJP more than once? With the lights ON? Meh. Good on ya, Maxim. And yes, Madonna's an ugly hag. No, I'm not jealous, so shut your fool mouths and go back to worshipping a false idol.
That list is just pathetic. Maxim just stick to their talentless bimbos. I would take any of these real women any day over the airhead sluts they promote. All these woman are beautiful, talented, smart and sexy. Except for maybe britney, but she isn't unattractive either. But what can you expect from a sexist magazine.
them puttin britney on there is so dramatic-get over it
I think this is a nasty, sexist move by Maxim. Whether or not these women are considered sexy or not they are successful in their own right (Britney might be the exception of late). I'd be humiliated to no end if I were one of these women. I would like to see another mega pub publish "World's Unsexiest Men" and see how that goes over. Tired of the incessant media preasure on these hollywood actresses to look like barbie dolls.
People who use the word ugly/unsexy are just insecure about their own looks. SJP, Winehouse, Oh … strong, gorgeous women. I find people like Ann Coulter unattractive. Ugliness shouldn't be limited to physique, it should encorporate a person's attitude. Perez should've been #1 …
100% agree none of these chicas belong in hollywood cause that's what hollywood is all about looks n stuff LOLZ this site rullllez
Re: sean who? – bla bla bla bla
What did you expect?! The bitch looks like Dee Snider from Twisted Sister!!!
Yeah, they all deserve it!! Boos for the unsexy 5!!
So they has to use the most unflattering picture of Sarah Jessica Parker to back up the fact that they though she was so unsexy. I've seen a very unflattering picture of Angelina Jolie with Brad Pitt when they said she was drunk but that doesn't make her unsexy. Hilliary Clinton, Whoopie Goldberg and Rosie O'Donnell among others never try to look sexy so how can SJP be the unsexiest. I this the person that compiled this list is the #1 fan of Kim Catrell. The most unsexy has to be Britney Spears, seen at times with hair not combed, weave tracks showing, butt hanging out (as well as her vagina-which Maxim must thing is so sexy) and becoming the #1 bad mom. SJP, the hard worker, good mom, who abides by the rules and who's growing old naturally like the rest of the boomer population is so unsexy. I've seen LOTS of bad, old haggard looking photos of Pam Anderson lately and they weren't sexy agt all. Maxim is sending a bad message to women. YOU CAN'T GROW OLD GRACEFULLY-IF IT'S NATURAL! YOU CAN'T BE NORMAL, WEAR PANTIES, NOT SHOW YOUR VAGINA, STAY HOME WITH YOUR KIDS-TOO BORING AND UNSEXY! MAXIM SAY SJP IS THE LOSER AND BRITNEY IS THE SEXIEST! WAY TO GO MAXIM!
Aww! They've got this all wrong! I love SJP! Paris Hilton should have been number 1. Funny she isn't even on this list!
omg that is sooooooo evil….they might not be the pretties woman in the planet. but c'mon its not good to tell people they're unattractive…it hurts peoples feelings. gosh….and this pic of sjp is not a good one of hers, plus shes over 40 so c'mon give her a break. gosh…you people think that when ur over 40 ur going to look good too. pffftt i dont think so…unless u dont have kids and excercise.
Re: homo to the sexual – bitch.
There's nothing more unsexy than showing your vagina in public and not caring about your kids. Britney Spears should have been 1 - 5. Being a wonderful, loving mother is the most sexy thing in the world.
Maxim must be hurting in the sales department. This article is tacky at best.
Re: homo to the sexual – wow! you are so witty with all of your comebacks and comments it's amazing that more people don't agree with you, I wonder why that is, oh yeah because you're an idiotic douchebag. That must be why. At any rate, I think you should be commended because, although I am not sure if banging some poor unsuspecting farm animal qualifies you as gay, at least you're NOT BREEDING!! Just nature's way of weening out the stupid ones. I hope one day you can find a friend to give you the hug ( or kick in the teeth) that you obviously need. "BUH BYE!!!"
omg how could anyone saw that about madonna?!?!?! sjp is so fug tho!
wtf!!!!!! sandra oh is beautiful, besides there are no UGLY people, just STRANGE beauty!!
Perez. SJP is Fab. This is a particularily crappy picture. But she is fab. She hasn't caved to the plastic surgery and the botox, but she looks great. There are lots of bad pictures of you I imagine. She's FABULOUS. And EF Maxim for putting older women on their least sexiest list. Ef all of you who think older women don't look beautifula dn need tons of surgery. Sex in the City was an AMAZING show - a lot of the cred belongs to FABULOUS SJP.
Seriously? "The World's Most Unsexy Women"?… Really?
With the exception of Spears, I see a list a list of strong, independent, unique, talented women.
Maxim is misogynistic.
Bunch of douche bags running a 'magazine'. So, so sad.
I'm cancelling my 21 year old son's subscription ASAP.
Eat it, Maxim.
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That is fucked up..Fuck maxim. Only wanna be's read look at that shit anyway. AMY WINEHOUSE IS ONE OF THE SEXIEST GIRLS AROUND. SHE HAS A UNIQUE LOOK HAS A TIGHT BODY, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY SHE IS TALENTED…I CANNOT STRESS HOW SEXY A TALENTED WOMEN IS.
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IM MEAN SHE CAN WRITE SONGS, AND SING AMAZING THAT MAKES HER SO MUCH HOTTER THAN GIRLS WHO ARE JUST PRETTY. I CAN GET ANY KIND OF GIRL I WANT AND I WILL ALWAYS CHOOSE SOMEONE THAT IS TALENTED AND FUN TO BE AROUND OVER A TROPHY GIRLFRIEND.
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That is fucked up..Fuck maxim. Only wanna be's read look at that shit anyway. AMY WINEHOUSE IS ONE OF THE SEXIEST GIRLS AROUND. SHE HAS A UNIQUE LOOK HAS A TIGHT BODY, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY SHE IS TALENTED…I CANNOT STRESS HOW SEXY A TALENTED WOMEN IS.
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IM MEAN SHE CAN WRITE SONGS, AND SING AMAZING THAT MAKES HER SO MUCH HOTTER THAN GIRLS WHO ARE JUST PRETTY. I CAN GET ANY KIND OF GIRL I WANT AND I WILL ALWAYS CHOOSE SOMEONE THAT IS TALENTED AND FUN TO BE AROUND OVER A TROPHY GIRLFRIEND.
I contest number 3, and suggest Julia Roberts be included on this list. Sandra Oh is hottt.
Wow - this list is right on the money.
Thats such bullshit! yea this is a REALLY bad picture of SJP but she is far from gross and no where near as bad as others. I mean my gosh at least she still has a brain unlike Brit.
what the hell? this kind of MISOGYNY is reprehensible. publishing lists of unattractive women? since when is this OK, even in the trashiest of magazines?
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NO WAY, Sandra oh is hot
I think Sarah Jessica Parker is so pretty, how sad
The other three are just boring…SJ has a unique look at least.
um. hello people!?! sandra oh is the hotness!
and i think kudos to SJP for not getting a nose job/ that mole thing removed. you hardly ever see "real" american actresses, so for her to make it? i think she deserves respect!
even if her clothing line is fucking awful.
Re: homo to the sexual –
if I wanted to see & hear Asian people, I’d go to the zoo or the laundry mat!???
>>>>Racist!!!! Fag!
Sandra Oh? She is beautiful in her own way.
Definately sexier than SJP, Madonna and Amy Winehouse.
Britney's just gone off the rails.
that is a terrible list. granted i dont find those women to be the sexiest in show biz but they are all attractive women and that is just a terrible top 5. No one needs to be named LEAST attractive/sexy/etc. its so hurtful. and all of these women are actually talented, except britney. i think this is just really uncalled for by maxim.
that is probably right….sadly….
But yet they somehow find Lindsay Lohan sexy? *puzzled*
Spot on with Sandra Oh. I don't know why she is acclaimed as being a good actress when her face never moves. Makes her look cold cold cold ==> unsexy.
Dude, Madonna will eff them up!
Re: Viva La Meggles – THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU. I COULDNT AGREE WITH YOU MORE!!!
I think this is ABSOLUTELY HORRIBLE! Who are they to call someone "unsexy." The world needs to stop obsessing with looks and being so shallow. All of these women are BEAUTIFUL in their own way.
aww, I like sandra oh and think she's pretty, too. I agree with the others, though. amy would be hot if she weren't such a sloppy drunk.
I think britney is a beautiful girl!
she deserves better.
i think PEREZ HILTON should have plase on this list…
being sexy isn't about having more money than the people that wrote the list. i love SJP, but she is not attractive. at all. her talent doesn't make her sexy and while she has a rockin body this just proves that that's not enough. no roseanne and whoppi aren't on the list, know why? because no one cares. these are the"hot" women that aren't actually hot, just glorified for whatever reason. is it just me? in real life carrie would neverrrr get so many hot guys cause she is BUSTED!
BOGUS LIST
Here's the real one:
Women Men
#1 Tori Spelling #1 Rod Stewart
#2 Brooke Hogan #2 Danny Bonaduce
#3 Kim Stewart #3 Sean “Diddy” Combs
#4 Victoria Beckham #4 David Guest
#5 Rosie O'donnell #5 Michael Jackson
why isn't tori spelling and demi moore's kids on that list? they are all so fug i want to break something.
why isn't tori spelling and demi moore's kids on that list? they are all so fug i want to break something.
I love sarah jessica parker…this makes me sad.
Clearly whoever made this list does not remember SJP in Hocus Pocus!
I think she's too thin, makes her look older than she is
Duuuuh, I have been telling people this for year. I think she looked alot better during her " Silver Spoons" days vs. the way she looks now. If you think that pic of her is scary you should see her in person. I have in NYC on many occasions and it's, Frightening.
I don't disagree.
At all.
Pleah those women.
too bad its not as much fun or controversial to make a list of the least sexiest males….maybe k.fed, 50 cent(he turns me on as much as being gang banged would) could find a spot on the list. at least sjp has some confidence. tooy habits bad the list appears to be based on looks and not unsex
Sarah Jessica and Sandra Oh are unfair. They both rock.
That is sad. Why make a list like that!? isn't beauty in the eye of the beholder? There is nothing wrong with any of those women! Just because Britney is going through a bad time right now, doesn't mean shes not sexy! I challenge any of you to look back at her videos and tell me shes not sexy! So cruel.
with the exception of Britney they all have one thing in common - they all look like overstretched Achilles tendons! Men like something to hold on to. No one wants to shag a bag of bones!