Jessica Simpson's Ear Sex!

Jessica Simpson had the brilliant idea to post this lovely video of her ear fucking a candle on her Twitter.

This all came about after Jess’ BFF hairdresser Ken Paves (he’s the one that has that obnoxious cackling laugh) told Simpleton that sticking a lit candle in her ear would help remove ear wax.

We’re impressed by the fact that the candle didn’t go all the way through and come out the other ear.

If you can stand to lose a few hundred brain cells, watch Jessica in all her blond glory in the clip above!

P.S. CLICK HERE to “follow” Perez on Twitter!