Listen To This: Our New Anthem!
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We've been thirsty! Parched! Hungry! In need of a fierce bitch track!
Thankfully Riskay has left us quenched and fully dilated!
Smell Yo Dick is the name of the song, and it's epic.
You KNOW you can relate!
When your dude comes home at five in the morn, you know something's going on. Instead of being played like a fool, what you need to do is just smell that dick.
You know???!!!
YOU KNOW!!
Riskay is our new fave. From the dirty South (Bartow, FL), she has such songs as You Ain't Shit, My Candy and Krispy Kreme. And you can download them all for free on MySpace!
Enjoy Smell Yo Dick below and then CLICK HERE to check out some more fierceness from Riskay!
Posted: November 16, 2007 at 4:07 pm
Re: Not impressed –
Well said!!! I'm sick and tired of people (regardless of race) saying such derogatory tings about other races. White people are fat, blacks are poor and have AIDS, Asians are ugly.. what the fuck!! Shut up already! Rrrrr! I bet most of the people who say these things are the fat, poor, AIDS infested ugly ones, thats why they need to use the internet to vent their frustrations on others.. they're unhappy with who they are but instead of fixing the problem they find fault with everyone else. Yeesshhh….
OKAY IDIOTS LISTEN UP…The reason why she wants to smell his dick is because he's been cheating on her and if his dick smells like a pussy, then she'll know he cheated so she can kick his fucking ass! YOU PEOPLE ARE SO STUPID
this is by far the most hilarious song i have heard in a long-ass time. god, why didn't i think of this before? a smelly dick is a smoking gun.
Hell NAAAH! I aint not smellin shit!!! Instead im gonna do real 5 finger test if they say hello to you hole THEY ALSO SAY HELLO TO YO FACE!!!!!! Hell NAAAH! I aint not smellin shit!!! Instead im gonna do real 5 finger test if they say hello to you hole THEY ALSO SAY HELLO TO YO FACE!!!!!! Hell NAAAH! I aint not smellin shit!!! Instead im gonna do real 5 finger test if they say hello to you hole THEY ALSO SAY HELLO TO YO FACE!!!!!! Hell NAAAH! I aint not smellin shit!!! Instead im gonna do real 5 finger test if they say hello to you hole THEY ALSO SAY HELLO TO YO FACE!!!!!! Hell NAAAH! I aint not smellin shit!!! Instead im gonna do real 5 finger test if they say hello to you hole THEY ALSO SAY HELLO TO YO FACE!!!!!! Hell NAAAH! I aint not smellin shit!!! Instead im gonna do real 5 finger test if they say hello to you hole THEY ALSO SAY HELLO TO YO FACE!!!!!! Hell NAAAH! I aint not smellin shit!!! Instead im gonna do real 5 finger test if they say hello to you hole THEY ALSO SAY HELLO TO YO FACE!!!!!!
is it just me or does "she" look a little like rick james?
I don't understand why she would sing a song about smelling her husband private part, but I am guessing it's some type of urban slang for wanting to make whoopie.
Old news, heard this song long time ago…
Re: Gypsy – I LOVE Sade. She puts to shame all these talentless gimicky "women" like this nasty girl and that tragic ass trailer park "Brit-Brit". With her first ethereal note, she shatters them all. Fuck these corporate conglomerate hacks.
Re: Oh wait –
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH that was priceless!!
Re: Fo Shizzle –
Are you serious? I'm so sick of people looking at only the negatives stereotypes of a race and believing that than defines an ENTIRE race. There are lazy, ignorant, poor people of ALL races in America. There are dirty, slutty whores of ALL races in America. There are intelligent, successful, good people of all races in America. Why is it that some people chose to look at stereotypes or the few stories that the media chose to report (many of which paint black people in a bad light) and use these as their only ways of defining an entire race. I was embarrassed by the ignorance of the song, but I'm more embarrassed, as American, by the ignorance in these comments.
There is no such thing as an "African-American": describe yourself as either an American or a black American or simply just as "black". Why do you feel the need to justify your educational achievements, is it because you consider your attainments to be an exception to the rule? You are self-deprecating. Like it or not, Riskay is a minority woman, as such, she is "representing". Just what conclusion is the average Perez reader suppose to reach when confronted with likes Riskay advocating the smelling of dick, and posing like a tart? Riskay is a mentally challenged waste of sperm and ovum. Riskay has set herself up to be justifiably knocked down; she has assumed the position.
Every day I wake up I'm gratefull to God for not being American or live there…only americans can like a song that's called "Can I smell your dick" which sounds like my 4y cousin produced it on his mobile phone….thanx God for puting them on one biiiig island far away from us….
this brought tears to my eyes for more than one reason. a credit to my race…
le sigh
Why is everyone accusing Riskay of being a slut? She's obviously trying to maintain a monogamous relationship in this song. It's just kind of funny because the song is catchy but the chorus is both blunt and ridiculous. Not entirely sure why it should warrant such negative and racist comments. It's kind of like that dumb Carrie Underwood song about beating up some guy's truck with a baseball bat before he cheats, but Riskay is more straight to the point.
Think everyone takes this a bit too seriously, what with all the racist comments. I think it's fucking hilarious.
Think everyone takes this a bit too seriously, what with all the racist comments. I think it's fucking hilarious.
Think everyone takes this a bit too seriously, what with all the racist comments. I think it's fucking hilarious.
oh my god, oh my god what is this world coming too? i dont care if you want 2 smell some1's dick or not, this should not even be promoted. its disgusting, shes disgusting. shes ugly, looks unclean. another ghetto idiot that just embarasses the black race. im SPEECHLESS. music is finally finished with. R.I.P.
holy shit.that song is hilarious!
Typical black "music"!
retarded princess , you sound like a fucking bigot!
Best song of the 21st century, maybe best song of our genereation. I love how a song about smellin' dick can have such a sentimental melody. There's gotta be some obscure fetish web site for that, right? Dick-smelling sluts or something?
D listed had it first.
D **** listed had it first
D **** listed had it first
Perez, not that you care, but you have some really racist readers on your site. Again I'm reminded to just read your posts, but not the comments. I hope you don't share the same views as some of the people below. It's sad that people feel the need to judge a whole group/race of people because of single occurances like this. I don't think anyone would find it fair if i said all white people are uneducated trash who cannot take care of their childen because of Britney Spears, or all white women are coked out whores because of Lindsay, mental cases like the woman who put all her kids in a car and drowned them, or boiled her kids in a bathtub if you want an unfamous example. Anyway Perez, i love your site, i just wish your readers weren't so damn racist.
oH my god this is fucking HI-LARIOUS!!!
Thats The Shit but I May Tell A Friend To Us It
this song is fucking awesome. i dont understand why everyone is saying how bad it is when you are probably listening to it over and over. dont hate because you didnt come up with this song. its FUNNY…get a fucking sense of humor.
this chick is nasty!!
who the hell wants to listen to a song, telling girls to smell their guys dick??
ONLY GHETTO ASS girls say dumb shit like that, and expect it to be a hit! Can you picture someone walking down the street singing, smell my mans dick??
OH MY GOD I hope Riskay makes a duet with KHIA — that would be the nastiest shit that ever came out! This ho is a dirty AIDS-having disgrace but her ghetto hymns are appreciated! Dirty AIDS-having bitch on all fours lickin' a lollipop in her 2-dolla thong LMAO
OH MY GOD I hope Riskay makes a duet with KHIA — that would be the nastiest shit that ever came out! This ho is a dirty AIDS-having disgrace but her ghetto hymns are appreciated! Dirty AIDS-having bitch on all fours lickin' a lollipop in her 2-dolla thong LMAO
I cant believe you are giving this lowlife press. You should be ashamed. Not cute. And Im sure you think it is.
Worst. Song. (And title). EVER
Re: Gypsy – Are you serious? I have never seen a black celebrity showing her pu$$y for the world to see. I have never seen a black celebrity going to rehab! White people need to get off your high horses. You are the least hygienic people on this earth! You are so disgusting you almost wiped out an entire race (Native Americans) because you do not wash your a$$! Gross
THIS SHIT WILL BE A MONSTER HIT AT ALL THE GAY CLUBS MARK MY WORDS!!!!! i LOVE IT ALREADY!
LMFAO, it's a 'ballad'. I was expecting something filthy and Khia-esque, but this is hilarious!
*Put's answerphone message at the beginning as phone ringtone*
fucking hilarious.
all you sensitive prudes need to hit "stop" or "pause" if you find it offensive. nobody's forcing you to listen, hun!
p-nasty, keep it coming!
lmao..Idk wtf to say its funny yet sadly relateable…lmao
instant classic!!!
Re: Enjoyed – It's because i have an "educatrion" as you say as the reason why i find that song disgusting. but thanks for the idiotic diatribe. maybe you can have that song played at your wedding.
Re: Oh wait – nothing is GROSSER than skanky black ghetto pussy. Except maybe the BM that comes out of a black man's front. Oh, what! THat is his dick that i am supposed to smell. WHY ARE BLACK PEOPLE THE COLOR OF FECES?? WHY?
lol this is ridiculous! omg how did this sng even get produced? or recorded? wdf?
Just looking at that nasty jiggaboo's face and nasty, cheap looking lingerie makes me want to throw up. God, she looks like the skeeziest ghetto trash ever.
But, I am an equal opportunity hater….I dislike white trash almost as much, except i can understand them better because they do not use ebonics.
If I was black, I would be ashamed that someone of my race make such a disgusting, stupid song. Whatever happened to music from Aretha, the Pointer Sisters, Patti Labelle, etc??? That was some good R&B. This girl is just a trashy ho with no discernable talent and the subject of the song is the most disgusting thing i have heard. Shame on the black race for producing this drivel. That is why no one respects you.
Did you hear about the black boy that had diarrhea?
He thought he was melting.
Ba dum bum.
all you retarded ass rasist people need to shut up.You need god in your lives please go to church!
Re: retarded princess – ummmmm no ma'am
The insults directed at Riskay are quite mild. Come on folks, Riskay deserves better. Personally, I would be amazed if the dirty ghetto skank known as Riskay is even female, s/he needs a shave. I would like to run my fingers through Riskay's dirty chemically enhanced hair, if black women were meant to have straight hair, they would have been born with it. Riskay is easily the dirtiest and dumbest human being that has ever existed. Riskay is a fine example of American womanhood, any trailer park mom would be proud of her, and so would any of the 997 men who could be her father. Smell Yo Dick is the work of Satan himself!
Riskay has a dirty potty mouth, she needs a ghetto sized monster cock rammed down her throat. Never in my 81 years of existence have I had to endure such filth as the popular music track "Smell Yo Dick". It's hard to reconcile a great nation, which is the home to world class companies such as Intel and Microsoft, with a thing such as Riskay. Riskay not only shames America, but the whole of humanity. I will pray for Riskay's mortal soul at Mass tomorrow. Riskay is a simpleton, have pity and mercy on her. I am truly disgusted.
HAHAHAH!!!! XD
I don't think it's all of society going wrong, she's just an example of how there will always be people who are just ridiculous.
But at least we get a laugh out of it!
wow. that's classy
I like Riskay! Thanks Perez =]
You like a wide variety of music and I do too. I've heard lots of great new songs on your site!
Pure nastiness, why would you want to be smelling his dick?!
I don't know what anyone else thinks..but..i think this song is halarious!!, and i love it
I would love to hear the beoynce remix of this song …can't you just hear Jay-Z……uhhhh let you smell my dick
The moral pygmies on this board make me sick. Riskay is brilliant, she's good looking, talented and is a great commentator on current feminist issues; she is almost as talented as Amy Winehouse, but Amy is shy and modest and would never sing such "adult" lyrics. I can't wait for Riskay to tour the UK. I know for a fact the Queen would like to invite Riskay (and her homies) to Buckingham Palace for a cup of tea and a digestive biscuit. Riskay is a gem, we can only thank the US for producing such a great artist, probably the finest female singer since Lady Day.
Re: NY – Child you need to calm the fuck down, the death of music happened a long time ago when Creed was a band
Not since Cube's Death Certificate has public service and common sense kicked it so sweet. What's the matter? This track is burnin' up.
(lmao) now that's real poetry. this is why the gov't is always trying to control free expression
Re: Ange – I totally agree. I have this and LiL kim's na-na or whatever the name of her vagina song is and we all sing together in the car before I drop them off at kindergarten. It's loads of fun. Much better than that Wheels on the Bus song… So cheesy. This should prepare them for the world.
Re: Tiny Tina – What kind of guys do you like that you have to smell them. Is that all your worth?
Re: Tiny Tina – What kind of guys do you like that you have to smell them. Is that all your worth?
Deja vu. Once worked with a girl who told me her man was always accusing her and sayin': "Let me check you." I couldn't believe it. I laughed so hard. Never knew there were peeps like this….. shame….
She is telling the truth, and all of you female hypocrites, of all races, know it. As a guy, I know you all do that. Most of your men are cheating on you, or have, or will…and when you are suspicious…just like all women do…you are going to smell yoour boyfriend or husband's dick.
I find this so funny that all the white women out there will suck a man's dick, most any man in fact. Yes, they'll hump a dick, take it orally, vaginally and anally, but they won't admit to smelling it??? To the white women out there, all I have to say is nigga please!!! You are such racist liars!!!
i think this is funny perez. let's all have some fun. forget about class for a minute.
who didn't listen to the song "put it in your mouth" in college? come on.
Um, eww. Seriously, this is now considered to be music? By anyone? This is just….PLEH.
THIS IS THE SHIZNIT…I LOVE "MY CANDY"!
Re: Amber – - same message, others just like to sugar coat it. say like it is, bitch! let me smell that dick!
Re: Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells, UK. –
But you weren't disgusted at all when you dared utter, "ghetto sized monster cock"? Oh, ok.
she makes black people looks so good!
just how gross is that? go back home to the outstsank city where you come from. i am sure all our convict gross out pimp daddy friends are waiting for you ho!!!! You give the USA and all of the people tring to get out the the stank no hope. The tought that you built a HORRIBLE name with your nasty crap just is SAD. You just gross me out and make me sad. Trashbag
Riskay has the WORST wig on. It looks so fake. I bet her real name is Shanique Washington or Lashonda Brown.
Black people are God's joke. He made them look like monkeys, smell like monkeys, and act like Monkeys. Except the one difference between them and monkeys is that monkeys are much smarter.
Riskay should come out with a song called "I have more STD's than Baby Daddys."
STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
perez u are to funny!! Everytime i read this post I just laugh my ass off!! Yes I have smelled his dick cuz u knwo your man is up to no good!!! lol
MY IDOL!!
FUCKING HILARIOUS!! THIS SONG IS AWESOME!
I love this song! The chorus is fierce! Lol. I know my friends and I are gonna rock this song allll summer long!
This crap came out of Bartow, FL? Really? Does the whole world have to know it? Take it down, Perez. This chick is giving all of Polk County FL a bad name.
THIS IS AMAZING. KEEP IT UP RISKAY. FUCK ALL Y'ALL FOR SAYING "CLASSY" AND SHIT LIKE THAT. JUST HOW CLASSY ARE YOU FOR READING A GODDAMN GOSSIP WEBSITE? SHOULDN'T YOU BE POLISHING YOUR MONOCLE OR MATCHING YOUR CARPETS TO YOUR CURTAINS OR SOME SHIT? KEEP IT UP RISKAY!! THIS IS THE ANTHEM FOR FOR _WOMEN_ NOT BITCHES AND IT'S STRAIGHT UP DEALING WITH THE FACTS OF LIFE, LIKE YOUR MAN CHEATING ON YOU AND YOU NOT LETTING HIM GET AWAY WITH IT. KEEP IT UP!!
This should be Hillary's anthem, especially after seeing all the tang Slick Willy has tapped over the years!
WHAT A STANK HO. it may be your anthem Perez but it's not min. get some class willya?
omg
Re: Rand –
Black pussy has a stronger smell than other races pussies? Somehow I doubt it.
gross! What is she lettin one guy? Is that a huge cloud of noxious gas I see lingering near her smelly, skidmarked panties? Some women are so desperate for attention they'll do anything…. be respectable you grotesque skank
The content of this song is abundantly clear from the unambiguous expression of the dominant female in this relationship. She wants to reaffirm her dominance by assertaining whether her mating rights had been violated or not.
Her methods of determining whether her romantic interest had remained loyal to her mating privileges, implicit in the romantic relationship both partners established, consist of performing an olfactory inspection of her partner's principal reproductive organ. The presence of scent molecules indicative of a romantic transgression may imply dire consequences with respect to the continued interpersonal harmony of either partner.
Absence of telltale scent molecules may allay, either temporarily or permanently, the dominant female's suspicions pertaining to her partner's sexual faithfulness, although the evidence gathered by her, supposedly trustworthy, friend may foster a prevailing attitude of doubt with regards to the honesty of her partner, whether this sentiment is justified or not.
d listed had this first. you dumbass.
Re: YUCK –
you know what im black myself and i agree 100% with you
This is HLARIOUS…and a lil raunchy but listen its funny
haha perez i love you
I love it!!!!!! so fucking funny!
I AM OFFENDED BY ALL THE RACIST RESPONSES. THOSE WHO RESPONDED AS IF THIS SONG REPRESENTED THE WHOLE AFRICAN AMERICAN RACE YOU ARE DEFINITELY TRAILER TRASH. HAVE FUN MARRYING YOUR COUSIN.
I FUCKING LOVE IT!!!! YES I MOTHERFUCKING DO!! BUT ON SOME REAL SHIT IF I GOTTA SMELL YOUR DICK, I REALLY DON'T NEED TO BE WITH YOU. LOL
NIGGA THIS IS THE 15TH MOTHAFUCKIN TIME I CALLED YOUR ASS!
This is the best song ever I love it and Riskay is bringin it Dirty South style and go head RISKAY!!!
I;m stoned and this video nearly killed me.
THIS HEAD B.I.A is My new TRINA! I F-ING LOVE HER!!!!! At least she throws it out there. All of you idiots need is let people express themeselves in any way thay please. Crass or not, its not your judgement that makes fame, its your hatred or your love. All publicity is good publicty! F*** ya'll. I'm out.
that song is classless/nasty… I'm embarrassed for her.
nasty and classic!!!! you guys better wash ur dicks!
nasty and classic!! you guys better wash those dicks!
This is awesome!!! Now, for those dumb asses who think this is degrading for black women: fuck off losers. Come on! This is a funny song and that's it. Dont listen to it if you dont like it, you have a choice retards.
she sings what she knows…these people should be exterminated!
Of course…only a nasty ass black bitch would write/sing this shit.
You dirty asses need to stop getting pissed when you're judged….you do it to yourself,.
Mamma would be proud!? Aint she????