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Listen To This: Our New Anthem!

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We've been thirsty! Parched! Hungry! In need of a fierce bitch track!

Thankfully Riskay has left us quenched and fully dilated!

Smell Yo Dick is the name of the song, and it's epic.

You KNOW you can relate!

When your dude comes home at five in the morn, you know something's going on. Instead of being played like a fool, what you need to do is just smell that dick.

You know???!!!

YOU KNOW!!

Riskay is our new fave. From the dirty South (Bartow, FL), she has such songs as You Ain't Shit, My Candy and Krispy Kreme. And you can download them all for free on MySpace!

Enjoy Smell Yo Dick below and then CLICK HERE to check out some more fierceness from Riskay!

419 comments to “Listen To This: Our New Anthem!”

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  1. Countess says – reply to this


    401

    Re: Not impressed

    you said "I am African-American and I am at the top of my class at a private university and just got accepted into several medical schools. " -

    Let me ask you this…..WHAT IN THE HELL ARE YOU DOING ON THIS SITE IF YOU'RE SUCH HOT SHIT?
    and
    HOW IN THE HELL DO YOU HAVE THE TIME TO BE SURFIN' THE NET….DON'T YOU NEED TO BE STUDYING….OR BE IN CLASS???? wtf??????

    Does dat univeristy you been learnin' at be havin' a quota to fill or somethin'??? mmmmmhmmmmm.

  2. yo mommaa says – reply to this


    402

    WTF THIS IS NASTY SHYT THESE SINGERSS ARE SUCH HOEES THESE DAYYS PURE FUCKINNN HOESDSSSSSSSSSSS SHE CANT SINGG SHE PROLLY FUCKED SUMONE 2 GET A TRACK

  3. ethan says – reply to this


    403

    ha.hahaha. i love this song.
    ahahaha.

  4. Southern Girl says – reply to this


    404

    All ya'll are just modern Ignatious Reillys. I love it.

  5. Ew says – reply to this


    405

    Black people….yet another painful setback. MLK and Malcolm are rolling their graves right now. Look at this ghetto piece of garbage. Smell your dick? Thats going to be an ackward conversation between her and all of her illegitimate kids.
    When little Jose wonders why he doesn't look like Tyronne, mommy can just say "well, your daddy's dick smelled ok. so fuck it."
    Black women stay losing.

  6. ml says – reply to this


    406

    typical….what did everyone expect.!!???

  7. ..You probably hate it says – reply to this


    407

    Re: Fo Shizzle

    You shouldn't generalize based on your media perceptions and narrow view of life. If I believed everything I read, I wouldn't think that anything positive happened in America. Hmm…maybe that's why foreign countries view Americas that way. By the way…read a book.

  8. duh dalia says – reply to this


    408

    this is not ok.

  9. PLEASE READ says – reply to this


    409

    EVERYONE…LET'S ALL TAKE TURNS COMING BACK TO APOLOGIZE, IT'S NOT THAT CRUCIAL. IT'S A SONG, HER FREEDOM OF SPEECH, THAT YOU DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO. NOW LET'S ALL COME BACK, AND JUST TAKE TURNS ONE BY ONE SAYING…"I'M SORRY", BECAUSE SHE IS STILL GOING TO MAKE AND RELEASE SONGS, AND PEOPLE ARE STILL GOING TO LISTEN, JUST AS YOU ALL HAVE DONE. IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, DON'T LISTEN. MOVE ON. GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR MUSIC RISKAY! GOD BLESS ALL, ESPECIALLY KANYE, WE LOVE YOU YEEZY!!!

  10. reverend_osaka says – reply to this


    410

    So is this after i had drink after drink drunk em and got drunk?

  11. reverend_osaka says – reply to this


    411

    I wish a bitch would ask "can i smell yo dick"

  12. hokum says – reply to this


    412

    Can I smell you twat!

  13. Mira says – reply to this


    413

    OH MY GOD, what the hell is going on????? HAHAH!

  14. J Weezy says – reply to this


    414

    ok so i was feelin bumbed cause i woke up and my Boo was gone, when he comes home ya'll know what i gotta do rite??? thanks Riskay :D , just gotta smell his dick!!!
    this song made me laugh sooo hard!:P…but seriously its good advice

  15. Slavey says – reply to this


    415

    LMAO, this shit is hilarious.

  16. kipo says – reply to this


    416

    Wow, nasty, filthy, lowest/no class ho. Needs to go to Bill Cosby's house for some common decency rehab. Too disgusting to be music!

  17. kipo says – reply to this


    417

    Wow, nasty, filthy, lowest/no class ho. Needs to go to Bill Cosby's house for some common decency rehab. Too disgusting to be music!

  18. Haley says – reply to this


    418

    My three-year old loves this song, especially while smoking a blunt. Just kidding, I really smell my husband's. It's really just playing around but it does make me feel better when it just smells like dick and smegma. Just kidding. Don't you see the humor in this song. It's hilarious. It's supposed to be funny, but it's something people really do at the same time.

  19. EAT ME 4/20 says – reply to this


    419

    Kev Kev has a smelly dick

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