No Christmas For Lola!
Filed under: Madonna
Madonna is a strict disciplinarian!
Not only are her kids - including daughter Lourdes (above) - prohibited from watching much (if any) TV and eating junk food, but they also don't celebrate Christmas.
"We canceled Christmas a few years ago," her Madgesty's husband, Guy Ritchie, reveals. "Stopped all the presents. And ever since [we] stopped the presents, we're are actually enjoying it."
Bummer!
Hopefully their children, being raised Kabbalist, at least celebrate Hanukkah!
[Photo via Getty Images.]
Posted: November 20, 2007 at 1:37 pm
Maybe Madonna and Guy could get little Lourdes some tweezers as a non-Christmas Kabbalah gift. Good Lord!
What look is Madonna going for here with the kids?
Holy Crap Lola has a unibrow! Can't Madonna afford to have it waxed??
Come on. They're Madonna's kids. They get presents all the time because she is made of money. Just because they don't only come once a year in gift wrapping doesn't mean that these kids are not spoiled.
whoa, craazy eyebrows
Pluck the unibrow!
THAT poor child!!!! AT least get her some electrolosis for than unibrow and stache!!! Shes not too young!!!
Too bad they cancelled Christmas……it would be a great time to give ol' Lourdes a "Do It Yourself Waxer".
UNIBROW- AND MUSTACHE- you would think with all of the money Madonna has she could afford a pair of tweasers.
What the hell's up with the eyebrows?? Ewwwwwww
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKK!!!
Get that girl some wax for that eyebrow and mustache!
And braces….get the bitch some braces Madge!
Ok I am sorry, I have a four year old who's eyes brows are going to run togethr eventually and I will pluck them when it gets to that point. However a friend of mine has a 10 year old whose eyes brows look like that and she takes her to have them waxed, c'mon!
is she who you were talking about before? unibrows and lip hair?
They should stop presents for those spoiled brats. Her daughter gets a fucking spa day for her and all her nasty liitle friends for her birthday– never mind that no one under 18 is supposed to be in a spa at all…and she walks around as ugly as her mother, wearing $800 Burberry coats at age 9.
Fuckt hat…they don't deserve exra shite for Christmas. Maybe they should work in a soup kitchen or learn to give things to the poor and unfortunate so they can see how fucking privileged they are and how good they have it.
ok mommy dearest
She neds to get her fucking eyebrows waxed for Hanukah???!!!!
Nice uni and moustache.
I love that she looks like a little girl and not a 32 year old barfly ho!! Good work Mamma!! She has plenty of time to tweeze later….
Oh please people, SHE'S ELEVEN! Everyone goes through an awkward stage at that age.
In a few years she'll be gorgeous.
Nice eyebrows, come on Madonna, you if anyone should do something about that. Adorable kid besides that tho´
omg look at that face !!!
i'm so confused .. how old is she ?
i'm guessing not old enough to get her eyebrows and mustache waxed !
EW
LEAVE THE FUCKIN GIRL ALONE. SHE'S BEAUTIFUL.
Did she cancel electrolysis too? Good Lord! Wax that girls brows!
With as much money as Madonna has, you'd think she'd at least pay for an eyebrow wax for the kid
Perhaps Madonna can make an exception and give her daughter some tweezeres and get her the childs upper lip waxed.
Wow, she loves Frida Khalo so much, she made a kid that looks just like her. I mean, she's got the biggest fucking unibrown I've ever seen on a person (let alone a kid), and she's even got herself a cute little mustache.
why hasn't madge taken care of the unibrow problem
Woah, look at those brows! If I was her momma, I'd get those babies waxed.
THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR THAT FACE!!!! Madonna, get that girl some grooming. STAT!
i dont think thats too crazy!! i mean, these kids have a lavish life and have everything in the world.. i think Maddonna is trying to raise them to be a little humble; and Lourdes looks just like an 11 yr old should.. im glad she's not raising her just like white oprah is raising her daughter ali that looks like she's 35 instead of 13..
i wasnt allowed to shave my legs or pluck my eyewbrows until i was 15.. so i think thats ok.. i didnt grow up to be a hooker and get pregnant at 15 by some 25yr old that thougth i looked 18…
Tweasers??? Pleasers??
Dang, I knew all the comments were gonna be a bout her facial hairs, but lookit it this way, Madge is a HUGE Frida Khalo fan, (did I spell that right) and maybe she is just paying hommage to her by allowing her daughter to look like a frito bandito. No, she is GORGEOUS. a real looker. Wait til she gets her hands on some tweezers, tho…..
she is in desparate need of a tweezerman!
I wouldn't be concerned about these kids not getting gifts. I'd bet they get whatever they want year round. Who needs Christmas when you're the child of freaking Madonna?!!
mmmmmmbabygirl the facial hair needs to go!! how old is she like 10?
COME ON MADONNA!!!!! Help your little girl and get her eyebrows cleaned up a bit & take care of that facial hair now.
She's a cute little girl with beautiful features….she needs to get rid of that facial hair now while she's still young. Get her some laser treatments Madonna…shame on you!!
seriously….didn't madonna want to have a baby with a sexy man so that she could get a beautiful child?! that girl is gtoss….i can't believe her mother doesn't take care of her face!!!!
seriously….didn't madonna want to have a baby with a sexy man so that she could get a beautiful child?! that girl is gtoss….i can't believe her mother doesn't take care of her face!!!!
Theres the unibrow and stache. That's ok though cuz she's still young. When she gets around 16 or so, I'm sure she'll realize it's there and take care of it. Kids shouldn't worry about stuff like that anyway. She's still very pretty. And these kids lives is like having Christmas daily so I don't feel bad for them.
If Frida Kahlo had a daughter….I'm just saying! lol
MotherFirefly has returned!! Anyhoo……..poor Lordass…she's somewhat cute…she needs to get rid if that unibrow and moustache. Madonna, don't let your babies grow up to be hairy!!! Ick! xoxo ~MF~
Oh…my…Gawd. That poor child looks like JoJo the Dogfaced Boy. Hopefully her mother at least believes in facial waxing. Can't believe she hasn't already started at least getting her shit tweezed. This child has to walk around in front of others, for fucksake! Spare her the humiliation!
She has BOTH!!! Uni and moustache!!! Come on Madge…….get it fixed!!!!
CHEWBACCA
She is such a gorgeous girl! I can't believe people make rude comments about a child!
Frieda.
That poor hairy little thing. She looks like a female Chewbacca.
She has her mother's teeth.
Yeah.. I definitely knew this picture was going to be up shortly. Hahaha. In reference to your poll post earlier, in her case, the unibrow is definitely worse.
OMG perez …we all saw this comming
LOVE YOU PEREZ!!
what the hell is wrong with madonna? Get that stick out of your ass. Poor babies.
DAYUM this girl has some facial hair problem….
Holy monobrow O.O
I used to think that she looked like her mother, but I'm starting to see more and more of a resemblance to her dad.
fer gods sake. can you go back to what you do best-brit brit, lilo, brangalina and leave the kid alone. last time i looked, i recall thinking briefly that you needed a couple of services done yourself. throw a recent pic up so we can all have a look.
THIS IS A CHILD.
Dicks!
I guess they dont believe in brushing their teeth or waxing body hair either….
FUGLY
what a bitch her mother is letting that kid go around like that. Parental cruelty. Utterly heartless. I bet she gets teased like hell.
I will never understand why people think just because you don't celebrate holidays, you are strict. There are lots of people and religions that do not celebrate holidays. Kids are not missing out or being raised in a horrible environment just because they don't do something that 99.9% of Americans do.
As for her eyebrows, are you all forgetting Madonna had that same unibrow until she was in her late 20's? Go back and look at her True Blue album and see for yourself. I think her daughter is absolutely beautiful and if her mother doesn't want her plucking/tweezing/waxing or shaving more power to her. yet another highly ridiculous standard americans force on people.
We stopped celebrating Xmas too and I love it. And the eyebrow …Yes sure let's tell one more little girl that she is not good enough the way she is. Let's make it clear that you have to be "pretty" and that means conform and do whatever it takes to get "pretty". Let's drive home the message that what really counts is what people see when they look at you–not your intelligence or personality. Let's see if we can drive one more little girl to be neurotic, anorexic, or an addictive personality–cause all those things have worked out so well for the Paris, Lindsays, Mary Kates, and Britneys of the world.
Why should they celebrate Christmas… they get whatever they want anyhow.
Madonna will do everything in her power to keep Lourdes unglier than herself. She is too self absorbed and egotistical to allow even her own offspring to be prettier than herself.
I know being strict is for the best.. but damn there is NO excuse to just let your daughter have a mustache and a unibrow… thats fucked up actually..
woah. that is one uber funny unibrow. and that mustache..good god.
She looks like a young beautiful Frida Khalo! amazing
With those eyebrows and lip caterpillar I think bitch has suffered enough. Give her Christmas at least.
Can't she see that her daughter has a unibrow??? Come on Madonna, wax those brows!
MY GOD sort out those eyebrows girl!!!
Get that child some wax! Woo!!
She's named after St. Lourdes, the patron saint of facial hair.
what the fuck happend to her…. it's called WAX madonna… use it on your daughter before she looks like a M A N.
She's quite pretty, but that eyebrow has to go!
que fuerte
OMG!!!!!! Give her some tweezers and some hair removal cream!!!! There's no excuse for it!!
You are being mean to a child by posting earlier a remark about unibrow/moustache….Perez, you're site is so popular that other kids will tease her about that….It makes me really sad….and I have a feeling that for the first time you re feeling bad about your post…
MARIO…..DO YOU GET A FUCKING BONER WHEN YOU FUCK WITH PEOPLE'S CHILDREN?? LIKE WE DON'T KNOW YOU WERE REFERRING TO THIS LITTLE GIRL A COUPLE OF POSTS AGO…..YOU ARE SUCH A DICK!!!!
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Why are people so damn religious?? Never understood. They spend their whole life thinking about death..wow..winners!!
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I find it funny how Madonna is such a tool-but she needs to figure out to handle her man of daughter UNIBROW what the fuck?? And look at those teeth. Looks like Madonna is not really watching her daughter that closely because LOuredes has yellow teeth…at least try to hide your hypocritical ways and get the girl to a dentist. Sheesh…No one has any intelligence anymore…
hope you can sense all the sarcasm in that people..ugh.
She is going to be gorgeous when she gets a little older! Just needs a little wax:O)
Yeah, she might be a child, but there is no need to have her embarassed. You need to tame that stuff!
This poor girl really needs to get waxed. What on earth are they waiting for?
OMG! Get that girl to a waxer QUICK!!!
Ewww…Ewww…Ewww…
She got mustache for God's sake. She needs to trim her eye brows and ger rid of her mustache. Do something.
Re: blair – LOL me too!
Tweezers make a nice stocking stuffer or a travel size Nads.
You are all a bunch of assholes. She is a child! Why should she give a fuck about plucking, she is a little girl!
Everyday is Christmas to these kids.
Why do they not let her celebrate it? I mean they have given her a credit card with a limit that most folks make in a year salary.
And yea…the eyebrows, wth she looks like Bert.
Perez we all know you want to make fun of her unibrow and stache. This shoulda been filed under don't click if you are easily offended.
madge needs to stop being cruel and do something about the brows and stache . it's bad enough to girl doesn't get to celebrate Xmas.
Re: NADS TO THE RESCUE! – lmao
wow, is there no better picture of her?
Her teeth are terrible too. Don't they have money for orthodontist.
They need to get some hair waxing done on that child……..
Not only is Lourdes at least a quarter gorilla, she is a fucking OLD gorilla! OMG!! What the fuck is up with all those OLD hag eleven year olds flaunting their fucking tired OLD faces everywhere! Fuck me! If the paparazzi have to take fucking pictures, can't they find some young celebrities to shoot!?! Lourdes honey, Hollywood is for the young… NOT for washed up OLD hairy skanks like yourself!! I can only imagine what your OLD hairy asshole looks like!!! Eeeeeuuuu!!
She may only be 11 but Madge will let her wear make -up but she wont let the poor girl get a wax job. Come on Madge don't torture the poor girl
IS THIS WHERE THE FACIAL HAIR QUESTION COMES FROM?
. . . .kinda hairy eh?
wow……little girly has some serious facial hair issues…youd think madge would spend some cash on some wax for her little one….cheap bitch…. first no gifts …..then no wax
what a beautiful gurl pleaze fix her facial hair damn madonna u wouldnt look like that
come on , are u guys kiddin with me .. she's a little kid . about 8 - 10 i would guess .. dont u have something better to do than talk trash about her…
go get a life , man .
madge's just probably worried lola's gonna steal her spotlight…
the girl would be cute…
Re: devilgirl – Why so angry? She's just a little kid. You just sound bitter and jealous. Isn't the facial hair enough to balance the scales?
… why did madonna let this tragedy occur? how cruel… your mother is a sex symbol and she won't even help you remove your excess facial hair???
My name is Lourdes. Lourdes the hairy Monster.