No Christmas For Lola!
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Madonna is a strict disciplinarian!
Not only are her kids - including daughter Lourdes (above) - prohibited from watching much (if any) TV and eating junk food, but they also don't celebrate Christmas.
"We canceled Christmas a few years ago," her Madgesty's husband, Guy Ritchie, reveals. "Stopped all the presents. And ever since [we] stopped the presents, we're are actually enjoying it."
Bummer!
Hopefully their children, being raised Kabbalist, at least celebrate Hanukkah!
[Photo via Getty Images.]
Posted: November 20, 2007 at 1:37 pm
Wow, I'm so glad I'm not Madonna's daughter. It's funny to think she forbids all those things when she once posed naked in a book called Sex. Do as I say, not as I do. Oh and yeah, Lourdes does need a good wax job.
wow she needs a good shave and a wax!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! how sad!!!
Frieda Khalo is M's favorite artist, and it looks like she has reared her very own doppleganger…
v. stange
Her Madgesty needs to start teaching her daughter about grooming. She has a uni-brow for God's sake. Can you imagine what the legs and pits must look like.
my God, my daughter has been waxing eyebrows since she was eleven… and her brows are nothing like this. It's not spoiling the child to groom them, Madonna!! I hope you at least let her shave her legs, I gave a feeling she is one hairy beast.
What does Madonna think she's protecting this child from?? What a flipping hypocrite!!
Here at home we donate to charity instead of getting presents for the kids. That teaches them to share and to be grateful. They can get presents for their birthdays anyway! Christmas is about other things, not presents!
what, no mention of the unibrow and mustache…..??
They need to bring Xmas back in that family so someone can give her a razor for Xmas….my god Madonna. How do you let your kid out like that??
Madonna, it's cruel to let your child have facial hair that can be made fun of by other kids. You're probably used to it, but It's really excessive. Do her a favor and wax.
Let's see some pictures of you as a little fat kid so we can bash them… Sorry your world sucks so bad that you see kids as fair game. Sad.
Perez your clock is passing 14 minutes… enjoy it while you can.
All I want for Christmas is a HAIR WAX KIT.
Gross facial hair- Poor kid.
And check out the teeth - Rocco's are yellow too.
Does Madge not believe in regular dentist apps?
Cmooon!
apparently they are also boycotting facial waxing
When you're as rich as them - every day is Christmas. For them giving up one day getting what ever they want is huge. At least she's trying…and I think she does love her kids and wants them to turn out ok. That's more than spears is doing.
This girl needs a christmas day at the spa to get some serious hair removed from her face!
GOOD, CHRISTMAS IS A FARCE THESE DAYS, ALTHOUGH THE FACT THAT THESE KIDS ARE BEING RAISED AS PICK'N'MIX JEWS IS KINDA WORRYING; I GUESS THEY CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO CONVERT TO TAKE ON THE FULL RESPONSIBILITY OF JUDAISM BECAUSE IT WILL CLASH WITH THEIR CURRENT LIFESTYLE OR THEY CAN'T CONVERT TO ORTHODOX JUDAISM.
WHY BOTHER AT ALL THEN?
omg people, she's a kid….leave her alone….and perez ur fucked up by asking that stupid question!!!
p.s. these fucking celebrities are so weird, how can u take xmas away from these kids???????
THE GIRL DIDNT MAKE HERSELF AND SHE IS JUST A KID…SHE DIDN'T MAKE HERSELF THAT WAY…WHY PUT HER THROUGH WAXING…SHE IS NOT SUFFERING FROM A DISEASE….GOSH WHAT AMERICANS MAKE AS ISSUES…IS LIKE TELLING HER TO SHAVE HER VAGINA….GROW UP 'TARDS
Madonna must have forgotten all the low class choices she has made in her life . Let the kids watch a little T.V. and eat candy every once in a while for christ sakes!
Ew Uni-brow
Anastasia needs to get a hold of those eyebrows baaaaaad!!!!
Oh, that is so cruel of Madonna! How can she let this cute little girl have those brows?
madonna needs to be slapped for letting that girl walk around looking like wolfman!!!
Dammmmmnnnn, she needs a home waxing kit for Christmas!
Why hasn't Madonna had that little girl waxed? That's embarrasing, and it's too bad b/c she's cute!
homegirl needs to pluck and shave the upper lip. damn.
ALLL THAT MONEY AND SHES STILL GT A MONOBROW…WTF?! HAHAHAHA GET IT PLUCKED NOW!!!!! AND NO PRESSIES?! HARSH!
Madonna is a skank. Anybody who beds Denis Rodman and Vanila Ice in the same decade is trash. Also, she is friends with Rosie O'Donnell. Thats all you need to know.
I am glad she converting to being Jewish and doesnt claim to be Italian anymore.
She's a nice-looking little girl, but she really ought to do something about that unibrow.
I know she's a kid, but please!! poor thing everybody looks at her the least they can do is get rid of the unibrow and mustache!!! It should be illegal to have your children look like this.
What a party poop madonna is!
She's half Latina and half Italian. Very pretty, looks like a young Madonna. She'll start waxing when she's older, I'm sure — but, for now she's just a little girl. Keep it real, Lola!
If Madge is going to send her kid off to premieres than she should at least clean up her brows and stache first. okay?
wow look at that hairy beast..but hey at least she's pretty once she learns how 2 do her eyebrows
Hey Perez is that really what she looks like or did you photoshop that fuzz?
OMG — Seriously someone needs to put that child in a salon chair and wax that. I shudder to think what is under her dress.
you guys are fucking pathetic, preying on the young girl. Bash on the mom not the child. This isn't her fault. What is she twelve? If that? Perez you are awful for putting this up and posting that comment before it.
WHAT THE FUCK EVER! Give her about five years and you will all be salivating over her … Except for you, Perez. You are probably already drooling over Rocco, though, you sick pendejo.
How sad!…. HOW FUCKING SAD FOR AN ADULT TO DEPRIVE ANY CHILD FROM CELEBRATING CHRSITMAS!!!!!FUCKING DISCUSTING!!! STUPIS KABBALIST!
Re: JGH1978 –
you are sick
But why oh why does poor little Lola have a mustach?? and eyebrows like a 50 year old Italian Man?? It's so unfair! poor baby
wax her brows
How would any of you begin to know what a normal day is like for these kids? Just because you're rich, doesn't mean you're spoiled. And just because you're spoiled, doesn't mean you're a brat. Are you people seriously bashing on these kids because you're jealous that you don't get to travel around the world? That you didn't get go to private school? That you don't have nice clothes? Who the F*** cares if this kid has a unibrow? I'm sure some of you people are rocking the same look. Like one poster said, as soon as she's old enough to start waxing or plucking, she is going to be GORGEOUS…Until then, just leave her alone. SHE'S A CHILD.
Re: Erica H – I think the point is that they've cancelled the presents. So your extremely hateful response has no basis, but surely exposes your anti-Christian behavior. Do you really think your savior is smiling on your comments, or would support you writing those things because someone decided that their children shouldn't watch television and that holidays shouldn't be about money and gifts? Furthermore, not everyone celebrates Christmas as it does not represent their beliefs, regardless of your need to fly in the face of those lessons your savior taught you and hate those who don't agree with you.
Madonna, I hope you read Perez, shame on you for letting your girl look like this, what a mess! poor girl is going to have self-esteem issues, get the brows waxed already PLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEZ it hurts to look at her.
this girl is stunning. she is also only eleven years old. LEAVE HER ALONE. to all you people who're getting pleasure out of leaving disgustingly rude comments about her - karma's a bitch.
bet Madonna's the type that's going to leave them nothing in her will. Madonna's a looney tune. Never know what Guy Richie could ever see in the broad. Makes me furious when I see these rich actors and stars say that they are going to leave their kids with nothing, why? They know how hard it is today and not everyone is born a star or with massive brain capabilities.
Does anyone remember Madonna in the 1980's circa 1986? Lola will grow out of the horrible brows and be beautiful STOP TALKING SHIT ABOUT kids! DAMN IT! Losers…..
I thought Esther/Madonna was Jewish, bein' all Kabbalah and shit.
Did Guy conveniently forget all those Kabbalah parties they went to? Hmmm.
Guess Madonna forgot she was Jewish too. Maybe if they light the Menorah
and Lola stands real close she can burn off some of that facial hair.
That poor child will never be gorgeous…she looks exactly like her hagged-out mother.
Forced restriction brings about rebellion.
Now we know what Madonna looks like before all her primping and waxing and plucking. (eeck!) Eleven years of age is a good time to start allowing some personal grooming.
Re: MT STAR –
you can't put someone down for their beliefs- if it was reversed and Madonna was going on about how much she bought her daughter for christmas you would be bitching about using that money for charity instead because she has enough already. Give it up- You cannot put someone down for their religious beliefs. Just keep showing how ignorant you guys are- Please, it just makes my day so much better.
somebody get this girl a wax for christmas. christ…
How about a gift certificate for a brow wax in lieu of wrapped presents?
Why no snarky comment on the unibrow, Perez?
I think there's even a little 'stache goin' on, too!
It's not like you to kiss some ass….
Hey Lardass (lourdes) thanks for gracing us with the Lipstick bc it really makes you look better with that hideous UNIBROW AND MUSTACHE!!!!
ARE ALL OF YOU COMPLETELY BONKERS?? She is 11!!!!!!!!!! She needs facial grooming like a turtle needs a tri-cycle!!!! Stop sexualizing children! This is nuts people!! You can't complain about White Oprah and Britney then in the same breath say that this child needs to tweeze at 11!!!!
Horrible horrible comments people are making about this girl. She's just a kid!! And then people wonder why teenage girls hate their bodies so much that they starve themselves and get life-threatening plastic surgery. FUCK YOU ALL! She's a very cute girl! I can't stand this obsession with hair that people have these days, stop waxing everything! hair is just natural! Frida Kahlo had a unibrow too and she was a very beautiful woman!
Plus good for them to ditch junk food, junk tv, and xmas presents. Christmas is not supposed to be about presents anyway, it's about the birth of Jesus and family time.
Wow, who would have thought I'd ever write something to defend Madonna and her family? Usually I can't stand them! You stupid people must have really pissed me off!
GROSS!! she really needs to hit the SPA!
Since they have no Christmas plans, how about a trip to the spa? I'm just saying……
Whats up with that unibrow and mustache come on madoona help your kid out you can afford some tweezers
hey lardass (lourdes) thanks for gracing us with that lipstick bc it really makes a difference with your hideous UNIBROW flaring into outerspace and your mexican stache
she's just a kid, she will be super-hot when she grows up… until then and he's ready to assume the mantle of FAME… leave her the hell alone
Kabbalah isn't a religion … Jews celebrate Chanukah …
"Esther" is not a Jew.
what's the matter, perezers, why haven't us made fun of the unibrow or the manly mustache? Is it because it's M's kid? You would not want to anger Ms. M
I think Madonna is another Joan Crawford and in about 10 years we all will get to see the film Lordes produces Mommy Dearest 2. This woman is not right no TV? Junk food? Christmas? For fucks sake lady you baptised this little girl Catholic.These celeb's the more money they make the more weird they get.
I just vomited in my mouth. That is the most disgusting child I have ever seen. It should be taken out back and shot. She makes Potato Head Willis/Moore look like Heidi Klum. **Vomits again**
Did anyone else notice that Lourdes is wearing make up in these photos? No doubt it was professionally applied. You think if Madonna was going to go to that trouble she would have at least had that monobrow and mustache waxed. The girl looks scary!
i think it s fine!! What the hell else can u buy a family of kids that have everything anyway!!
It still amazes me that her children aren't allowed to watch TV, and that she does everything she can to protect them from the very things that she stood for and imposed on others children when she was coming up. I wonder if she keeps a copy of her porno coffee table book in the house, or ever cracks the joke she made to Sandra Bernard about how she felt better after her father 'f'd her'. She did some pretty sick and outrageous things back in the day that made her a fortune, the same fortune that she used to pluck and tweeze herself into a new image every 3 months back then. Kids are mean damnit, use some of that fortune and get that poor childs eyebrow and lip lasered……mean mommy, mean!! Especially since we know that she would never be seen with a stache and a uni! Poor thing looks like Friha Kahlo's lost love child.
This is extremely low class to let the poor lass go around like a hairy ape. I recall vividly her mother's hairy arm pits when Madonna was eating out of dumpsters in New York, making her money posing for "art" photos. All the Burberry and Chanel clothing in the world is not going to take the greasy wop out of Madonna. And I LOVE her! It's just the sad truth. Madonna was not born with class and all the money in the world will not give it to her. Alas, it is the one thing she will never be able to buy.
Okay, if the kids can't celebrate Christmas, fine. Since they are being raised in a false Jewish sect, I can understand that. But why did they go see a Christmas movie "Fred Claus"? Oh, Madonna, the Lord sees your hypocrisy and you will pay for your sins.
Lourdes is absolutely stunning. Seriously, get beyond the nit picking - just look at her eyes, lips and hair…I love watching her grow up.
And one more thing - Disciplinarian is such the wrong way to describe what you just did P-Bear. The word indicates that the children are being punished, when that in no way is what Madonna is doing.
did Madonna fuck bigfoot or what? WTF?
holy eyebrows!
shes a beautiful girl but she needs to tweeze, i think shes old enough
Holy.eyebrows.
Kabbalist is not a fucking religion, perez!
Madge is just trying to show the world how "different," and "unique" and "pretentious," she is! Let the poor hairy kid celebrate a holiday for crying out loud!
I have known plenty of folks from different faiths, from Jews to Sikhs who let their kids get into the whole holiday thing from trees to gifts so that the don't feel left out from the other children. Why not just celebrate every holiday? Is Christmas in its north American context so offensive that an eleven year old and a six year old should be deprived of Santa? I am sure Madonna had Santa as a child, she probably even flashed him her titties.
No Xmas is really lame. You don't have to be religious to celebrate Xmas. Xmas is family holiday, just enjoy it.
Lourdes needs a good wax job! Eyebrows and lip, poor kid.
EWWW. I'm speechless. To bad she can't claim to be hairless. FREAK
eww… gross. she needs to wax her eye brows and lip.
she looks a SHiTLOAD like her mom.. no lie! but poor kid, them eyebrows && that 'stache she's rocking.. whoo baby!
Re: mimi –
"this girl is stunning."
You're right - she has so much facial hair, I was stunned.
Perez - you are a fat nasty cunt
LMAO!! NOw i get why you asked about lip hair and unibrow!! OMG!! Tahts so funny!! WAX HER ALREADY!!
Forget the eyebrows, get her some braces and ban her from soda. Gross grill.
#65 Lisa is right as with all the others. People are far too materialistic at the holidays. He said it was much more pleasant. Who knows. Maybe they go feed the homeless.
i feel really bad for her… she needs to get her brows done… and that mustache wouldn't hurt either
maybe they should use the money saved from gifts to give Lourdes a Uni Wax. And maybe some braces. Or is that against their beliefs. yeah she is a kid but come on. That thing is BUSHYYYYYY
I don't know what is more messed up, cancelling Christmas or not showing your daughter how to wax that brow!!
she desperately needs an eyebrow and upper lip wax, but you can still see that shes a really pretty girl. and it really sucks that madonna doesn't let the kids celebrate xmas.
Madonna's afraid that her children might catch her on TV and what she's all about. What a sleez-ball she's been until she became a rich English woman - she was just white trash.
she needs ambush makeover on her face. she needs threading on her eyebrows and laser on her mustache.
She grows a better 'stache than I do. :*(
She will be gorgeous one day. She's just at that awkward age that we all went through when you can't do anything to yourself yet. It's sad that all these adults are making fun of her. I'm sure some of you just wish all you had to do was wax your eyebrows to be pretty, huh?
HOLY SHIT, that poor Madonna clone girl has the worste case of ONEHAIRYEYEBROW I've ever seen. She's even got a mustache. C'mon Madonna, you know the drill. Fix your kids face before she's doomed forever. She IS old enough to have a little pampering.
I will never understand Madonna. She raised hell, manipulated the media, and did everything under the sun. Now she wants to raise her children in a cocoon. What she needs to do is go to an underdeveloped civilization and start over. But first, get your daughter's brows and stache weed-whacked. That's just child abuse.
Spirit-finger eyebrows.
Re: NPO Johnny – AHAHH TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!
what do you get for kids that already have everything. Maybe eyebrow waxxing?