No Christmas For Lola!
Filed under: Madonna
Madonna is a strict disciplinarian!
Not only are her kids - including daughter Lourdes (above) - prohibited from watching much (if any) TV and eating junk food, but they also don't celebrate Christmas.
"We canceled Christmas a few years ago," her Madgesty's husband, Guy Ritchie, reveals. "Stopped all the presents. And ever since [we] stopped the presents, we're are actually enjoying it."
Bummer!
Hopefully their children, being raised Kabbalist, at least celebrate Hanukkah!
[Photo via Getty Images.]
Posted: November 20, 2007 at 1:37 pm
SHE IS GOING TO BE A ONE HOT CHICA ONCE SHE IS ALLOWED TO WAX!!!!
I always thought she was very pretty
I think she will be a man eater just like mom. Watch out!!!
Re: JGH1978 – I shudder to think that you would even go there you sick FUCK!!! She's 11 years old…you need to be in jail you FUCKING PEDOPHILE…….
Is it ironic that this photo is of Madonna's daughter at the premiere of a CHRISTMAS FILM?
omg….she is such a pretty girl why is madonna doing that to her child and why is her teeth that color? shouldn't they be whiter..I know she is young, but come on even I can afford whitening toothpaste.
Those fucking jews.
I suppose it is a lot easier to cancel presensts on christmas when your kids get anything they could ever want and need all year long.
With all the money Madonna made over the years you'd think she could afford some wax for her kid. Don't let it grow even further, Madge, unless you want your kid to become Cousin Itt!
Re: devilgirl – well said. no, actually, you said that AWESOMELY!!
lol
What the fuck is wrong with you people?!?!?! Wax her eyebrows? She's a child! My God!
Why stop there? Shall we check to see if she has a Hollywood wax? And what is up with the button-up shirt? Surely she should have her tits out. Get the girl some implants.
I don't normally like Madonna, but for fuck sake, good on her for not waxing her infant daughter's face.
You're all fucking sick.
Ohhhh, Perez DID make a comment though
What’s Worse????
Filed under: YOU Decide!
For a woman to have a unibrow or hair on her lip?????
Just askin’!
All that hair is from the Puerto Rican side of the family.
WOW!!!! She so needs to wax those eye brows and upper lip,. that is terrible Madonna….come on, get with it on your child!
TO ALL YOU PEOPLE TALKIN' ABOUT HOW SHE'S ONLY 11 YRS OLD.. THATS AROUND THE TIME I STARTED GETTING MY EYEBROWS WAX.. OF COURSE, I DIDNT LOOK LIKE THAT.. BUT YOU GET THE POINT. ITS NOT ABT AGE ITS JUST ABOUT WHETHER OR NOT THE PARENT REALLY GIVES A DAMN ABOUT HOW THE DAUGHTER LOOKS. OBVIOUSLY MADONNA THINKS ITS NOT IMPORTANT, SO FUCK IT!
At least she isn't fat like most of the rude miserable people who post mean comments…she will easily be able to take care of the facial hair problem when she gets a bit older. Most of the people making rude comments will stay fat/ugly for the rest of their lives. It's not her fault and at 11 she's probably a bit too young to get rid of it. This really isn't helping her self-esteem…
What kind of evil BITCH of a mother would let her teen daughter look like that?!?
Does she WANT Lola to be picked on in school? Is it because old, nasty mom is jealous of her young, (potentially) beautiful daughter?
Who drew the unibrow and the facial hair on the poor little girl? That can't be the real deal.
No Christmas??? Well, hopefully they get to spin the dreidel anyway and Hanukkah Harry visits their house…they've been good little Jews
If you are going to put your children in front of the cameras, at least help them to look decent. Madonna needs to help her daughter wax her brows and stache, ASAP.
eww… u would think with all that money they would atleast wax the kid!
She needs to shave her eyebrows and mustache. Check the ears and armpits. Probably also a good idea to check the bush while you're at it.
If you are going to put your children in front of the cameras, at least help them to look decent. Madonna needs to help her daughter wax her brows and upper lip, ASAP.
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please give this girl eyebrows for christmas, because it's evident that her mother doesn't care that her poor daughter probably gets made fun everyday.
but who cares, if my mom was madonna no one would mess with me
DAMN MADONNA, PLUCK THAT KIDS EYEBROWS ALREADY FOR CRAPS SAKE!!!!
perez you are so mean. you only put that picture up so that people would make the stupid and mean comments that they have already. why not put a flattering picture of her up? if she ever reads the commets that these insensitive and immature people have put up, or worse if school friends tell her, she will be so upset, and it will be all your fault. TAKE THE PIC DOWN.
NOT LETTING HER GET THOSE BROWS WAXED IS CHILD ABUSE
The next Frida Khalo?
poor thing, bless her heart
SOMEONE WAX THAT CHILD !!!!!!!!!!!!!
you know she is self conscious about it how could she not be?!?!
There is no need for an 11 yo to go through "adult" beautification proceedures. I applaud the ritchie's on their parenting.
who was her daddy?? with all that money madonna has she could at least get her poor daughters unibrow and mustache lasered off!!
Damn that unibrow is harsh!!
madonnas kid is buck toothed and hairy…whats up with that? Is she too poor to hire an orthodontist and aethetician for that ape?
Madonna is an obnoxious hypocrite whore. She made her millions a low rent slut on stage and was making out with Britney on the VMA's when Britney was young enough to be her daughter.
It's ok for her to be a horrible role model and a ho for other people's children, but her kid is raised and looks like she was in a cave. Come on, that is digusting to not let your cute kid at least get rid of gross facial hair.
I hope her kid turns out to be a wild wack job slut just like her mother.
I can not stand Madonna, she is a fake loser and she should not have kids, she is a jerk.
Her fake british accent, her fake pretend conservative background while she still whores around on stage is digusting.
Well, bah humbug. Christmas is a Christian tradition rife with sweet and sentimental memories for some. It surprises me that a person raised in a Catholic household could wipe out the whole idea of Christmas like that. It's certainly a personal perogative, however. I guess she's replaced it with something else. As she's in England, perhaps a visit to Tiny Tim's might be in order here. These are kids. Wistful traditions have their place & their magic.
I guess present wise it might be Christmas everyday at their house, so why SCHEDULE a day for more privileged excess.
Madonna is so strict because she doesn't want her kids to see all of the whorish shit she pulled, especially that SEX book where she posed naked with a dog. How's she gonna explain that to her tots? She was disgusting.
This kid needs her lip & brows waxed immediately. Maybe Madonna should give her that for Christmas.
This girl needs some wax… STAT!! Does Madonna have something against her kids looking decent?
She looks like Sanjiaha
She's a little girl! no need to be waxing at her age!
Yikes. But on the bright side, at least the kid could dress up as Frida Kahlo for Halloween!
If Christmas, junk food and tv are out does that mean this poor child can't get her unibrow and mustache waxed?
Maybe Mandonna thinks being a Jew will help her movie career. NOT!
SHE BE THE MAN!
damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!~ look at those eyebrowz….. its a shame her mama has all that money n her browz look like shit.
I'm just saying, if Sanjiya had a child…..with dandruff….
I'm just saying, if Sanjiya had a child…..with dandruff….
As successful as Madonna is, can anyone imagine what it must be like to have her as a mother!! I'm guessing that because she lived her early life as a cheap overindulgent slut, she trying to overcompensate that with her children. Imagine the teasing that poor girl is getting in school. For that reason alone she should take care of her daughters facial hair. Although I do respect her as an artist, the lady comes across like a total bitch and it's either her way or the highway.
I see 2 caterpillars fighting.
Oh please Juanster! Its one thing not to make your kid have make up , but to make her walk around looking like a hairy beast is another.
Madonna is jealous of her own kid's beauty, since she is a fugly aging ho with a space in her teeth and never was pretty. So she is making her stay ugly. I can not imagine what kids do when they see the unibrow and mustache.
And when Madonna's kids realize she was mommy dearest and making them look like crap, while she is all about her own looks and made her money being a promisciuos ho, even as late as when they were kids and she was coming onto Britney, they will turn on the pig.
That way madgesty is making sure her daughter's virginity is untoche without using the pill. no boy will go near her with those extra facial hair.HAHAHAHAHAHAHA how clever.
That way madgesty is making sure her daughter's virginity is untoche without using the pill. no boy will go near her with those extra facial hair.HAHAHAHAHAHAHA how clever.
That way madgesty is making sure her daughter's virginity is untoche without using the pill. no boy will go near her with those extra facial hair.HAHAHAHAHAHAHA how clever.
That way madgesty is making sure her daughter's virginity is untoche without using the pill. no boy will go near her with those extra facial hair.HAHAHAHAHAHAHA how clever.
That way madgesty is making sure her daughter's virginity is untoche without using the pill. no boy will go near her with those extra facial hair.HAHAHAHAHAHAHA how clever.
That way madgesty is making sure her daughter's virginity is untoche without using the pill. no boy will go near her with those extra facial hair.HAHAHAHAHAHAHA how clever.
That way madgesty is making sure her daughter's virginity is untoche without using the pill. no boy will go near her with those extra facial hair.HAHAHAHAHAHAHA how clever.
OMG…..that unibrow…..and that STACHE!!!!!!!! WTF???….seriously!
Wax at 11? Nah. Too early. Unless she mentions more than once that she wants to or feels she needs to. You don't contribute to making a preteen self-conscious about a body part. You act accepting until they start to whine about something, and then you assist them in a safe/right way if they continue to be insistent.
You people are nothing but a massive skid mark on the underpants of society. Leave the poor girl alone. And I applaud Perez for ignoring the obvious.
She totally looks like her momma!
I wonder what kind of traditions they have now without the presents? Maybe doing yoga in red and green then downing going for smoothies?
Is that pix for real? or did someone play with it? I hope they played with it. Because like most of you said. WAX that kid!
Madonna is jealous of her own kid and insecure that she will be prettier than she is, since she is an old washed up ho skank and never was as pretty as her girl. I wish the kid would rebel l ike Madonna did.
Madge is a digusting hypocrite sicko who is making her kid ugly so she will not have to compete with her.
IHope her kid turns out just like she did, a whore who posed as a singer.
check out the uni-brow on this kid. nice moustache too. how about a wax job
Yeah, I once read a stylist say they have to pluck Madonna like a chicken every day so she's not hairy head to toe. Looks like her daughter got that and her teeth. Still, Madonna seems have done OK despite not being perfect.
PEREZ: Seriously… are you REALLY not going to talk about the unibrow??? And give me a break to the people on this site acting like you come here for a dose of higher social consciousness. We come here because Perez USUALLY gives us the latest entertainment news with a twist that only he can provide. I, for one, am VERY disappointed by the lack of mention of the obvious.
I won't mention the monobrow/moustache, as that has been commented upon enough.
I do find it funny that Madonna is raising her children with all these rules, considering it was Madonna's own very strict Catholic upbringing that caused her to rebel in such a (well-documented) way.
Are you sure Madonna didn't actually sleep with a hairy foreign guy? I'm almost positive I saw her grinding up on some sexy immigrant some while back. I mean, how else do you explain the hair?
I love you Perez.
Contact me.
Who is this? Young Freida Kahlo??
She probably has hairy knuckles and hair on her back too. Wax it now before she hits puberty and her bush looks like Foxy Cleopatra's afro.
No Christmas at her mom's house, anyway. Like most kids her age nowadays, she has her real dad's family too, and they will give her plenty of gifts.
Doesn't she see that being so strict her kids will gonna end up like paris hilton or lindsay lohan or even nicole richie? she should be more permissive…
Do they not believe in tweezing her eyebrows either?
Give her a break, SHE'S A KID!!!!
She doesn't have to wax anything…she has plenty of time to conform into oppressive ideas of female beauty when she's a teenager. She might even develop an eating disorder in trying to fullfill the narrow conventions of femininity…that would be better, right? Cause the most important thing for a woman is to be considered beautiful according to the current norms of society…Not to be ambitious, intelligent, compassionate and strong-minded…sure, she can be all that but they are all secondary to being "pretty", "skinny", "perfect" or "sexy"….right?
I guess not only did they stop Christmas, but they also stopped waxing.
She did not STOP celebrating Christmas…she stopped the bullshit of meaningless gifts.
Get it straight.
she looks nlike a sweatheart but she needs to wax them eyebrows come on now!!!!!!
Based on the comments I have read here it's no wonder young girls now days are trying to live up to unrealistic standards of beauty. She's a child she doesnt need to look "hot" or anything. She just needs to be a little girl. As long as she is a beautiful person on the inside she is a step ahead of most of America. As for not having xmas I think that is wonderful. We get too caught up in buying buying buying and forget the true meaning of the season. I see nothing wrong with not having xmas and I see nothing wrong with the way this child looks.
Was there a full moon when this pic was taken?
Just askin'…..
WOW…
EDDIE MUNSTER AS A GIRL.
SHE NEEDS TO SHAVE.
EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG is madonna blind ??? cant she see that MASSIVE unibrow and lip hair ??? holy crap pour kid
If her eyebrows and lips look like that. Imagine what the rest or her body is going to look at. My god. Sasquatch lives people.!
I wonder whatever happened to her father
please also include a visit to the orthodontist/dentist along with the visit to an esthetician
GOOD FUCKING LORD.. SHE NEEDS TO DO SOMETHING WITH THAT FUCKING UNIBROW… AND THAT UPPER LIP NEEDS A SEEEEERIOUS WAZING.. I KNOW THIS KID IS HALF RICAN AND HALF ITALIAN AND THAT IS A HAIRY MIX BUT DAYYM… MADGE NEEDS TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS….
SHAME ON ALL OF YOU!!! SHE'S 11 FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!!
she's beautiful and if you would wax your 11 year old's eyebrows/lip then your kids should be taken away!!!
Hell!! Me thinks gal needs some facial hair removal for christmas!
Good Grief - get the girls brows done…they are beyond nasty.
Wow, someone better get that kid some waxing treatments.
You know it's time for it when little girl looks more like Dad than Mum.
That poor girl. Get her to a beauty parlour code red!
awww po' baby needs to get them eyebrows waxed STAT. i mean she can wait til she gets a few yrs older to take care of the 'stache. but really… how can madonna let that poor child walk around w/ those ferocious eyebrows?
I see "Madge" isn't going to get braces for Lourdes' teeth. I guess she wants her daughter to grow up and have butt ugly teeth like her mother. What a bitch. And what about that unibrow???? Madonna was a wild slut when she was young, I think she's OVERcompensating and being super strict with Lourdes. That plan is going to BACKFIRE, mark my words.
looks like 2 giant catapillars feel on to her forehead
Damn! Poor girl.
How could her parents look at her and be okay with THAT????
Help her. Come on!
Damn! Poor girl.
How could her parents look at her and be okay with THAT????
Help her. Come on!
Does she have mutant powers too?
OH MY GOD! The poor girl has a mustache… and I'm not gonna start about the eyebrows.. I bet she isn't allowed to get those away eighter :S
Image what her legs look like….oh…and when she hits puberty and hair pops up everywhere else?!
People are commenting on her unibrow, but what about that hairy lip? Jesus fucking Son! Italian wemon are so gross.
I've heard Madonna is a huge fan of the late artist Frida Kahlo, who was infamous for her unibrow and mustache. Here is the proof. This is just ridiculous, especially when one good whack with some wax would do away with it. Ick.
Omg she needs a pair of tweezers and some bleach.
Perez:
You have to comment on her eyebrowns and mustache
C´mon!!!!!! jejeeeeeeeeeeee
you want that Madonna interview ha! jejeeeeeeeeeeeee
greetings from Mexico
E.
That poor poor kid. She's pretty otherwise.
damn. wax that shit off. i started waxing my eyebrows when i was 11 or 12. gross.
Withholding the tweezers is doing no good at all.
Madonna is such a control freak.
Her kids will hate her years from now. Why take away Christmas? Pare it down. Be humble.
Give to the poor. Have a $50 gift limit. .
What does a Kabbala Tree look like?
There probably has never been a tooth fairy, trick or treating (don't they do that on a regular basis at the kabbala cult meetings?) Easter Bunny
How about one little stcoking stuffer….TWEEZERS!!!!
Madonna:
Good for you. Now we are talking about your sons. EXTREMELY GOOD MOVEMENT.
Papa don´t preach!!!!! jejeeeeee
some ppl r soo mean shes just kid….watch when shes a bit older she'll look beautiful…..