No Christmas For Lola!
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Madonna is a strict disciplinarian!
Not only are her kids - including daughter Lourdes (above) - prohibited from watching much (if any) TV and eating junk food, but they also don't celebrate Christmas.
"We canceled Christmas a few years ago," her Madgesty's husband, Guy Ritchie, reveals. "Stopped all the presents. And ever since [we] stopped the presents, we're are actually enjoying it."
Bummer!
Hopefully their children, being raised Kabbalist, at least celebrate Hanukkah!
[Photo via Getty Images.]
Posted: November 20, 2007 at 1:37 pm
some ppl r soo mean shes just kid….watch when shes a bit older she'll look beautiful…..
Madonna, don't cancel Christmas- Lola needs some wax. Come on now.
Re: blair – Umm, I think he might have. Did you see the previous post asking which was worse? A unibrow or mustache? As soon as I saw the pix of Lordes I just knew who he was referring to in the previous post asking that question.
Nice, Madonna. Let your little girl grow up with that same gap-toothed smile as you. Does she think that being super strict with her kids is going to make up to the world what a crazy slut she was when she was young? I wonder if her kids have seen pics of her laying naked on the street. F'n hippocrite.
I think it's cool Madonna Cancelled christmas, they probably get plenty of shit all year long, no need to go overboard at Christmas. A bunch of toys and stuff does not = love…
Awww, she has Madonna's eyes. But whose unibrow is that??? Freida and Lola, separated at birth.
i can't get beyond the fact that the girl looks SO much like her mother
the unibrow and stache are driving me NUTS!! I wish i could tackle her with a roll of duck tape *laughs*
seriously i mean that's waaaay too much hair on her face
Both Lola and Rocco have GAWD awful teeth. British by Association?
Geez, you'd think she could afford to take the kid and have those scary brows tamed down a little.
this child has an extreme case of HIRSUTISM!!! and i do mean EXTREME!!! she's just one giant fur ball!!! poor thing!
Re: stl –
SO SO SO SO SO TRUE!
i agree with everyone who says LEAVE HER ALONE, she is just a child. she MAY take tabloid crap to heart, MAYBE she hasnt learned skills to ignore it as most adults can and do, sooooo , as i just said she is a child, so just leave her out of your sites.
i agree with everyone who says LEAVE HER ALONE, she is just a child. she MAY take tabloid crap to heart, MAYBE she hasnt learned skills to ignore it as most adults can and do, sooooo , as i just said she is a child, so just leave her out of your sites.
awwwwwwwwwwwe…..poor baby.
eww.
St slays me how these dimbulb celebretards, and I will include Madonna AND Brangelina in this group, are so good at denying their children the joys of childhood now that they've made it big. They buy themselves airplanes, yachts, motorbikes by the dozen, but the kids only get to watch CNN, if they get any TV at all. Cancel Christmas, change homes, deny them peers and friends, it's ALL about their mommy and daddy stars, not about the children at all. Sad. Mommie Dearest repeats, with variations.
she'll let her kid wear makeup but wont fix the facial hair ?????????
How FRIDA KHALOish of beautiful LOURDES!!!! How old is she now?….. When she starts waxing she's going to be a total knock out.
Madonna's crazy life turned out pretty well, how come she's so tough on her childrfen.
she needs to wax that lip and brow. I heard that madonna and lordes do not get along and that she adopted david to try to win over lordes's affection
Wow, what a scary little monster! Is is normal for 10 yr old girls to have a mono-brow and a moustache?? Now we know what Skanky M looked like as a kid, I guess.
UGH!
I guess she won't let Lourdes wax either…
This is the worst kind of child abuse. Allow your daughter to look like the dogfaced girl in public when you can afford to fix it. No excuse. She doesn't have to look like that.
Perez is so 2 faced. If this was a relative of Britney or Tom Cruise he would be vicious. But because he loves Madonna he says nothing about her facial hair. MATURE!!! And hello, Madonna, take Lola to an eyebrow threader for goodness sakes, she's a gorgeous girl and there is no age requirement for maintaining the monobrow!
What about those buckers? How old is that kid now? 17? Why didn't Madonna slap some braces on her teeth? I read that she loves clothes and has a personal stylist, instead of buying that girl clothes, she needs braces and a good waxing. Fucked up priorities.
x-mas is overrated anyway!
Does Madonna not let her kids look in a mirror either?
Geez, pluck that shit you hairy sasquatch!
omg. This is a toxic website with ugly people having nothing better to do than to ridicule a young girl. Too bad none of you can buy a product to beautify your heart and soul.
Considering all the money Mamadonna has you would think her teeth would be in line and her brow and stache taken care of! Come on now that's WACK!
considering she was given her own credit card with a $10,000 limit at the age of 10, i hardly think lourdes is suffering this holiday season.
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Dirty unibrow. Shave that shit. And who is that kid's father…Osama? Why does she look like a full-blooded Arab?
how about a friggin eyebrow and mustashe wax for Christmas??!!!
She's got more facial hair than me - what gives???!!
HAHA didn't Madonna get pregnant from a latino fitness trainer cuz she wanted a beautiful kid, I guess that backfired
DUDE! That kid is freaking hairy! Madge better invest in a private waxer for her "special" little girl.
Get the girls eyebrows and mustache waxed!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She is natural. The Uin-Brow is beautiful….& children should not have to live up to your "fashion-magazine" idea of what beauty is. Next time you want to write something negative about someone ask yourself how beautiful you are & how much more attractive are you making yourself by writting something so shitty about someone else.
It feels good to put people down huh….? Jealousy is an ugly thing, and if you are thinking "I'm not jealous" then prove it. Worry about yourself.
sweet looking little girl… but somebody needs a wax. besides that she looks a lot like her mum!
Oh my gawd Madonna!!! Please please please wax that child's unibrow! Uuuughhh!
GASP!!! What is all that hair doing on her beautiful face?
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OR IS MADONNA WORRIED THAT LOURDES MIGHT BE PRETTIER THAN HERSELF??
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Too bad they don't exchange gifts…girl needs a good waxing session
I am sure they won't miss Christmas gifts…they probably have everything anyway!
That poor girl. She is going to look back on pictures of her childhood and hate her mother for not waxing her eyebrows and upper lip when she turned 5! She is going to be so embarrassed. She needs to do something about that ASAP
"We had to stop having Christmas because Lourdes kept asking for facial hair and Santa kept bringing it."
That poor girl. She is going to look back on pictures of her childhood and hate her mother for not waxing her eyebrows and upper lip when she turned 5! She is going to be so embarrassed. She needs to do something about that ASAP. And no Christmas? Come on! Every kid wants Santa coming down their chimney.
she must have a bush the size of texas.
I hope the kid doesn't grow a goatee also.
Holy moly, that is sad. What mother lets her kid go out in public like that? A little tweezing goes a long way. She looks like an honest to goodness freak. Not to mention her teeth? Discolored and in need of braces badly. Is she jealous and afraid of being upstaged by her daughter? The child has potential to be attractive.
The unibrow and mustache are nothing…..what you don't see is much worse. The poor kid probably has a bush going all the way up to her training bra. That is one hairy little monkey.
whatever holiday they celebrate, they should consider getting her a pair of tweezers or an at-home waxing kit. jussayin.
Re: Tonya – couldn't have said it better myself.
All those who are saying she should wait until she's 16 to get rid of that monobrow, you must have forgotten how mean kids can be in school… she will get made fun of like none other for that shiz! Save her the embarassment & get it taken care of now!
Cant't Madonna afford a good waxer or electrolysis for that kid? That's child abuse! … I notice Madonna waxes her own 'stache and unibrow !!!!!
Holy good god. I agree with the previous 400 posts about ridding the poor child of the unibrow and the 'stache. I mean if your going to throw you kids out in front of the paps, the least you can do is groom them.
omg…somebody hit this girl with an ugly stick! Please Madonna - for your daughter's sake, please buy her a gift certificate for a waxing appointment.
Madonna helped lower the American youth into the gutter with her and that was ok. But now she doesn't want her hair lipped beast to enjoy what she helped create? Hypocritical skank!!
AREN'T THEY LIKE, MULTIMILLIONARES? SOMEONE WAX THAT POOR GIRL FOR CHRISTMAS!!
Shame on you, people! Pick on somebody you age! She is a gorgeous girl, and she is too young for any cosmetic procedures. Do you want her to look all fake like Ali Lohan? She will be a total knock-out one day, you'll eat your words.
As for the presents - I am sure Madonna's kids are not lacking for any material things, so may be for them holidays mean just being together as a family.
I agree with comment #7!! Thanks for saying for me!!
Hey you #298, I agree she'll be gorgeous and yes we've all gone through the "awkward" stage but my mother had the common decency to teach me to pluck my damn brows. I'm sure that thwacked-out-crazy-bitch-I-used-to-idolize-as-a-kid wants to protect her children from seeing that SEX book she made in the 90's and all the shit that comes with being a celeb blah blah fuckin blah. Madonna can't fool anyone, she'l always be the sex crazed maniac we all used to love and still do.
Come on ladies! Most of us have mustaches we have to wax every now and then! And when puberty first struck we didn't really know how to deal with it…so be nice. She's gorgeous under all of that hair!
The unibrow is kinda cute. the mustache has gotta go though. not kosher. Who cares if they don't celebrate "christmas"!? Everyday is like christmas for her.
Bite your hairy lips (and eyebgrows) people. She's gonna be right up there w/Angelina soon!!
Memo to self:
Buy Lourdes shaving kit for Xmas/Kwanzaa/whatever-kabballah.
Unibrow? Stache?? Can you immagine what the beaver looks like???
Quick! Get a mexican with a mower!
Just because you don't buy presents, it doesn't mean you cancel Christmas. I think we ALL should cancel the present-tradition. It sure would make the holiday more enjoyable and maybe more people would actually celebrate the meaning of Christmas instead? Imagine that! GASP! Sheesh.
Ok, sure it's mean, but who else is reading the posts and laughing their asses off?
These are some of the funniest posts yet……
get a pair of twizors!!!
She's a beautiful little kid. There'll be time enough for that stuff when she's ready.
holy shit, what her kids aren't allowed to shave either? jesus
OLD VADGE HAS HER HUSBAND SO PUSSY WHIPPED IT'S SAD. WHAT THE OLD WHORE SAYS GOES NO MATTER WHAT AND THAT PUSSY GUY DOESN'T SPEAK UP. BUT THEN AGAIN, SHE IS HIS MEAL TICKET SINCE HIS "CAREER" IS NON-EXISTENT THESE DAYS. AND WHY DOESN'T VADGE SHAVE HER DAUGHTER'S EYEBROWS AND MUSTACHE? KIDS MUST MAKE FUN OF THE POOR THING IN SCHOOL.
Give me a break people. She's only a child. Shit, no wonder Madonna doesn't read papers or watch TV. Children don't wax and shave! Every single one of you people looked retarded when you were 12 also. You grow up and grow out of it. and Lourdes, she will grow up and wax, and be gorgeous… and you all, well, you'll all be fat with sagging jawls. Who laughs then?
HOLY UNI-BROW BATMAN!
Get that girl some Tweezers for Xmas and all will be right with the world.
IMAGINE MADONNA INSTILLING IN LOLAS MIND, THAT BODY HAIR IS BAD, & THAT SHES UGLY FOR HAVING IT. THATS WHY ALOT OF KIDS IN AMERICA ARE SOULESS BECAUSE OF DUMB FUCKS LIKE YOU. GET YOUR HEADS OUT OF YOUR ASSES & STOP BELIVING EVERYTHING THAT SOCIETY WANTS YOU TO BELIEVE, LIKE THE GENERAL STANDARDS OF BEAUTY. THEY DONT EXIST, HUMAN BEINGS ARE THE GENERAL STANDARD OF BEAUTY. AND LIKE THE OLD CLICHE ITS IN ALL DIFFERENT SHAPES & SIZES, COLORS, BODY HAIR CONTENT, ETC…
TEACHING YOUR KID THAT WHAT IS IMPORTANT, THE WAY YOU LOOK, IS IMMORAL & SICK, YOU PEOPLE SHOULD BE ASHAMED. YOU HAVE KNOW VALUE OR UNDERSTANDING OF THE HUMAN CAPACITY.
IF LOLA IS NOT A HOLLYWOOD VAPID VESSEL WHEN SHES 18 THAT WILL BE THE BEST THING EVER.
Madonna's trying to invoke the spirit of Frida Kahlo with this child's eyebrows. However, Lourdes is a beautiful little girl, so it evens things out. I swear I thought her eyes were green, though….when did they turn brown?
good grief her eyebrows seem to be trying to team up! let's hope her mustache doesn't join the party… just kidding! she's a lil' kid, not her fault!
If Madonna is your mom, every day is Christmas. Hell. She can have anything in the world.
Please ignore the Christmas story while we address the GIANT PINK ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM. What is going on with her unibrow and mustache?!?! Surely her momma can afford to fix this with lazers or something. She needs drastic help. ASAP. Poor baby! And her brother is sooo damn cute too!
Poor Girl looks like her momma with!!! Why can't celebs raise their kids to be normal…LOL
Oh my. I know Madonna can afford to hire her someone to fix that unibrow. OR, just do it yourself. I thought Lourdes was somewhat cute…until now. : ( aww. My heart hurts for that little girl. Someone, help her with some tweezers.
Perez, you should be ashamed of yourself - you knew that this picture was going to spark hundreds of comments about this girl's eyebrows. This is a child! She is beautiful, and when she starts plucking those brows she's going to be GORGEOUS. She's a kid - let her be a kid!
Those poor kids don't get to do ANYTHING fun! Can't watch TV, can't eat junk food, and now no Christmas? Jeez, the old whore probably locks them in their rooms all day when they're not in school.
Ewwwwwwwwww yes, please wax those caterpillers and maybe braces. Wow, talk about ackward stage.
Re; #200–
I hate madonna, always have, always will. She's manipulative and
a hypocrite. SHe splashes herself all over everything, and has, for
twenty-plus years. I don't agree that her daughter has to wear makeup
at age 11, and wear designer clothes, and yet she won't groom her or let her watch television.
Where do you draw the line, Madonna? Dressing your child in designer clothes but not letting her watch tv? Letting her wear makeup but they don't do basic grooming? Oh well,
the kid will always be popular, despite her Yeti tendencies– wait till she figures out that people just want to be friends w/her b'c of her mother.
okay…as a mom, it's OKAY, Madge, to take your daughter to get some professional tweezing and/or waxing. She's gonna get a complex over this stuff. I can only imagine what her legs look like…and you know her schoolmates are talking about it, too. poor kid…
though, at least she seems to be grooming them, because they're perfect. or is that IT is perfect.
ewww unibrow isnt madonna rich enough to get her daughters eyebrows done and a wax
Maybe Madonna can help her daughter hit a salon to fix her monobrow and mustache.
Did anyone else notice that the uni makes kind of a heart shape over her nose? Adorable!
She is going to be super pretty when she grows up. (and gets her brows majorly waxed)
Well this confirms
1) Madonna really is a BITCH !!!
2) Guy is totally P-Whipped
3) Get that poor child an eyebrow waxing, she must get teased horribly in school.
Again proving Madonna is a bitch !!! Buck up Lourdes you will be beautiful once you pass puberty and everyday can be christmas after your mum kicks the bucket !!
I find that hilarious.
stopping crying about Perez' morals…you visit the site no matter what you hippicrits.
Real parents want their kids to be more than what they were. Madonna should let them be kids and live a little. And she's probably afraid Lourdes will be prettier than her like most of the people in here have been saying. She's probably so strict because she never wants her daughter to see her nasty SEX book. What a hypocrite. I bet when Madonna dies she'll give all her money to the fucking Kaballalalah center and not a dime to any of her kids.
this ugly kid got his/her x-mas gift early…
A FUR HEADBAND!!!!
fuck madonna and her neanderthal offspring!
that fucking unibrow is ALL SORTSA WRONG!!! My husband has one and he plucks it as need be and he's fucking gorgeous! My oldest son doesn't have one yet but I think it will ev eventually start to connect and when it does mom's gonna get the tweezers out. Kids can be very VERY cruel and I don't want him to have to go through that. I think it's very selfish of Madonna and Guy to not take care of the obvious so that their child doesn't have to go throught the humiliation of being picked on. I guarantee she has already been picked on about it……they just need to take care of business for her sake
seriously….im a little confused that perez didn't comment AT ALL about her unusually hairy face? I'm confused. Were you secretely a really hairy kid too Perez, and it leads to painful memories, prohibiting you from being able to pick on her like they did on you when YOU were a kid? That's the only possible explanation. Girlfriend needs a waxing kit and some tweezers for her birthday if they dont celebrate christmas…
hahahaha!
sounds a way to be cheap to your kids and family.
Maybe they should invest in some laser treatment for little L> those eyebrows and upper lip stache need some 'grooming'!
Somebody's getting an electric razor for Christmas. Oops, you're apparently not on my list. Too bad, kid.
what a ugly kid! holy crap!
she seriously needs to get her eyebrow!!!! waxed..there should be 2!!!