No Christmas For Lola!
Filed under: Madonna
Madonna is a strict disciplinarian!
Not only are her kids - including daughter Lourdes (above) - prohibited from watching much (if any) TV and eating junk food, but they also don't celebrate Christmas.
"We canceled Christmas a few years ago," her Madgesty's husband, Guy Ritchie, reveals. "Stopped all the presents. And ever since [we] stopped the presents, we're are actually enjoying it."
Bummer!
Hopefully their children, being raised Kabbalist, at least celebrate Hanukkah!
[Photo via Getty Images.]
Posted: November 20, 2007 at 1:37 pm
why would Madge let her kid go around with the facial hair????? good Lord.
Damn! I kinda feel bed for them. Not only do they have to grow up with famous parents and have to deal with the paparazzi, but now I hear they can't even enjoy being a kid! All kids deserve to eat a little junk food, watch tv (even though I do admit tv can be addicting) and celebrate xmas/hanukkah. Damn you'd think Madge would at least take care of her daughters unibrow and upperlip hair!
With that much facial hair, at that age, her mother should be having her checked for polycystic ovary disease!!! Does Madonna's cult believe in doctors? And I'm with the other posters on the braces-I wonder if the poor kid is getting decent medical care, when people have odd beliefs it is often their kids that suffer most…
she's gonna be prettier than Madonna.
it's a frieda khalo thing madonna is way into her
I am outraged! Madonna needs to do something about those eyebrows and mustache!
I can't wait to hear Lola's side of the story in 10 years!
Hey #312 ENGLISH ROSE
She's not an infant, she's 11 years old, a preteen, an adolescent. It'd be smart to wax your kid to spare her feelings. I wouldn't want my daughter coming home from school crying because a bunch of kids teased her about her hairlip or unibrow, fuck off.
WTF?!
What a load of crap. Don't take the fun out of your children's holiday because you are a total nut case! I'm so over Madonna and her irritating ways.
PS—this poor kid needs an eyebrow and upper lip wax. COME ON!!!!!!!
Someone get the weedwhacker!!
OMG….no christmas…no wonder this girl looks like this..No offence but….OMG..Madges needs to get the poor(rich) girl waxed! whoah…this is gonna come back and haunt her…
Jesus Christ. Her Eyebrows and Mustache !! LOL.
What's up with those eyebrows, get the hedge trimmer out Madge. Hook the kid up, will ya? I mean really…
Do they make Nair for 11 year-old's? If so that would make a great stocking-stuffer for Lourdes (if they celebrated Christmas - cheap bastards).
Re: Erica H – To Erica H. - Your comment is disgusting!
I also wonder if the dental discoloration issue has anything to do with Madonna's refusal to allow the kids to consume milk or milk products. Does whatever new age vegan chef Madonna employes to keep her emaciated know enough to make sure the kids get other sorces of calcium and vit. D. ?A well balanced vegan diet can be perfectly healthy, but not a wacky Hollywood one designed to keep a late middle aged woman looking like a muscular skeleton.
Does Madonna not have enough money to get this kid a waxing facial?????? She's a beauty, but jeez……no Christmas and NO WAX???, C'MON!!!
OMG - I rarely comment - but, my god, take this child for a wax. Unibrows and stashes need to be gone by 13 people. The stash isn't too bad but that BROW - Madge, WTF? That's not being a good mother!!!
Well, at least we know she isn't obsessed with her looks.
Re: sarah – When she starts? lols, we're a little beyond that. I had mine gone at 13 - no mother should let their child walk around like that!
Girlfriend needs to tweez that unibrow!!
Madonna, I love you, but that's just MEAN. I'm all for celeb parents not spoiling the kids, and I think you and Guy are doing a great job, but dang…don't you remember the magic of waking up on Christmas morning and running downstairs to see if Santa came? Don't deprive your beautiful kids of that!
Her children are stunning, btw. Not as cute as mine, but close.
THat child needs a lip and eyebrow wax already. She is what, 11? Jeez. Did Madonna breed with a monkey. Or Bert from Bert and Ernie?
Now we know where all of Britney's pubes went!
OMG…WE HAVE A WAREWOLF ON THE LOOSE ON THE STREETS OF LONDON…WHAT AN UGLY CHILD.!!
This poor child needs a laser job, forget waxing!
Ok. 1) wax that unibrow. 2) was that mustache. 3)Get braces.
Wowh unibrow.
I heard that Lola has her own personal assistant, if she does FIRE that broad ASAP, how is she gonna let her walk around like that. Kid or no kid get that thing waxed. She looks straight up like momma tho.
The child is 11 years old. Maybe cosmetic procedures are not her priority right now. I'm sure when she hits puberty she will soon have them done. In the meantime, lay off A CHILD and realize that not everyone is eager for vanity procedures to please dirt bags posting in trash web sites like this one.
this is what you get when you screw some bimbo dancer for your kids - what bathhouse is that loser sucking dicks in now? this kid looks old enough and smart enough to see that her mother is a narcissitic has-been. little Lourdes will tire of being the guinea pig for every little trend her mother wants to torture her with - expect a "Mommy Dearest" style expose in a few years
OMG GET THIS GIRL TO A WAXER NOW!!! THere is no reason for her madgesty's child to look like this!!!
Give the girl a break! It's hard enough being at an awkward age WITHOUT having your photos posted on the internet for half the world to see! What an asshole move!
FIX THE EYEBROWS ALREADY!!!! Can we say uni-brow?!?
LORDY LORDY..she needs to wax that shit..she'll be really pretty when she does tho..but still jeez…
and no crimbo..wtf thats just mean..i wud not wanna b one of her kids
She's a very pretty girl… She's so young, she doesn't really need to wax.
I wish everyone would eleminate the whole gift giving tradition at Christmas. Imagine how much nicer it would be without all that pressure and the worry of going broke. Afterall, shouldn't Christmas be about family??
"Kabbalist" is not a religion. You are either Jewish or you're not, and Madonna is not. Moron.
The fact that she only lives in the same country as me is a worry…sweet mother of jesus that kid needs a pot of wax! I think she will be pretty when she does wax it tho.
and cancelling crimbo..wtf thats just mean..i wud not wanna b her kid!
Madonna need the fuckin' taste slapped out of her mouth for letting her daughter roll with the eyebrows like that! WTF!!!!????
It is really sad that with all of Madonna's focus on herself , her looks, her image, her botox (I know both Dr.s..they fly to London) that she would not spend some time noticing that her daughter could use a little laser har removal. You know kids make fun of her. Why put her through that? Madonna doesn't put helself through any of that by aging naturally, why would she not have a little compassion for her own daughter and her her with something as simple as a little feminine grooming. Very sad.
I can think of one gift - a fucking waxing
You think with all the money her parents make, she can afford some Wax or tweezers or SOMETHING!
You think with all the money her parents make, she can afford some Wax or tweezers or SOMETHING!
OMG that kid is going to be so GORGEOUS when she grows up. She will be laughing at all you pricks.
Re: fuck u all –
Why should something be done about this? Because it's easier to spend $500 on electrolysis, than $20,000 later on therapy because the kid is depressed that people tease her. That's why. It's bad enough the kid has to endure finding out that her mother was a friggin whore in her late teens, 20's, 30's and 40's; but to know that Madonna didn't care enough about her daughter to fix a few minor little flaws, well that's tough on a child.
Someone should pluck that chil's eyebrows, good lord, she looks like Chewbacca.
Holy shit! Can we at least send her some tweezers for xmas???????
HOLY HELL! DID MADONNA FUCK CARLOS LEON OR SASQUATCH?????
Maybe Bill Berry ex-drummer of REM is her real father. Somebody groom this kid before she endures endless ridicule.
I wondered how many posts it would take before someone commented on the unibrow…. wow, nice job, number 2…. Besides the usual nutjobs who post "first" all the way up to #70… Again, leave the kids alone. When she is old enough to wax or pluck, she will, she is a pretty child, I think she took more after her Dad though… which is a blessing it seems.
I wondered how many posts it would take before someone commented on the unibrow…. wow, nice job, number 2…. Besides the usual nutjobs who post "first" all the way up to #70… Again, leave the kids alone. When she is old enough to wax or pluck, she will, she is a pretty child, I think she took more after her Dad though… which is a blessing it seems.
What the hell is with the massive dandruff flakes in the kids hair?
She's gonna be a beauty when she grows up! Really, I mean it! She has beautiful features
MADONNA, LOVE YA BUT, LET THE KID HAVE HER EYEBROWS WAXED.
OMG, hopefully Madonna will not take away her tweezers.. If I saw a picture of me posted like this i would commit sucide!
but i think her mother would at least take care of her right
i mean… they are stinkin rich
okay…PEREZ is not going to comment on Madonna son/daughter. Why? Because Madonna is the queen and queens love her. So he might be mean..but he's no dumby..WHATS FIRST MEAN?????
Really….the kid needs to be introduced to wax or plucking…
Madonna is not even pretty, how could her kids be…It would be better if she used wax..but she's a kid, so…yeah
WHY THE HELL SHOULD SHE WAX HER BROWS AND STACHE??? YES - IT IS KINDA SHOCKING, BUT SHE IS 11 YEARS OLD!! IT'S NOT LIKE SHE'S SUPPOSED TO BE PHYSICALLY ATTRACTIVE TO SOME MAN AT THIS AGE!
WTF DOES SHE HAVE TO EVEN LOOK "GROOMED" FOR??? SHE'S A FUCKING KID FOR CHRIST SAKE! ALL YOU PEOPLE WHO THINK SHE NEEDS A WAX NEED TO EXAMINE YOUR FUCKING PRIORITIES.
Is it against her religion to wax your eyebrows and upper lip? Wax this kid's face for fuck sake! What is wrong with you Madonna? Oh wait….there is a lot wrong with your loony, ugly ass. Madonna is a fucking crazy, ugly, fanatic nut! I'm sure Christmas is just wonderful at their house, probably almost as creepy as it is at the Cruise residence!
of course she won't let them to watch t.v., she doesn't want them to have to watch their mother french kissing britney spears!
imagine what her pussy and armpits will look like in few years.haaha ugly just as mom
Madonna doesn't let her kids watch TV, and apparently she doesn't let them look in mirrors either. Otherwise that kid would realize she only has one eyebrow.
I'm thinking Madge is a Joan Crawford, poor Lola she will be writing the next mommy dearest book!
Is it against her religion to wax your eyebrows and upper lip? Wax this kid's face for fuck sake! What is wrong with you Madonna? Oh wait….there is a lot wrong with your loony, ugly ass. Madonna is a fucking crazy, ugly, fanatic nut! I'm sure Christmas is just wonderful at their house, probably almost as creepy as it is at the Cruise residence! BAD TEETH TOO! Get those fixed while you're at it.
right on.madonna is a great mom. when i lived in europe w/my kids and we had no t.v. or phone, we had more fun without them. lourdes is incredibly beautiful - love those brows, rocco is getting more exotic looking too. i'd take madonna or angelina as a mom anyday. isn't it jackie kennedy or her sister that said anything that you accomplish in your life means nothing of you screw up your kids. tru dat. obviously britney is a shit-hook.
wow, love the eyebrows! good to see she takes after her mom… mwahahaahaaaa!
seriously how old is this girl? like ten? who really started waxing their eyebrows at ten? let the poor girl have a fucking childhood jesus christ
HOLY SHIT GET THAT KID A TWEEZER! WTF…..SHES JUST DOING THIS BECAUSE SHE THINKS SHES COOL AND THINKS SHE CAN START TRENDS. WASHED UP SKANK. FUCKIN SKANK
Oh my god
that eyebrow..:S
wow is madonna this naturally hairy?
GET A MOTHERFUCKING EYEBROW WAX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WOW! She looks just like Madonna…the eyes, the teeth. Beautiful girl!
I'm Perez, I'm huge, I make fun of ppl, even their kids, becasue I'm Perez and I'm so amazingly large, and disgusting.
I knew a girl in sixth grade who had very hairy legs (this is when you had to wear a dress to school) and her mother wouldn't let her shave. It was very embarrassing to her, even at that age. So, for all you people who say it doesn't matter, think again.
Looks just like mommy did. Mommy even had the big bush and pit hairs goin early on. Hopefully this girl will grow up and not follow in her whore mom's ways except for money. But most likely she'll be a spoiled brat with a reality show and music career based on who mommy is. Just watch and see………..
IS SHE FORBIDDEN TO WAX TOO????-OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i can't believe blunt Perez hilton did not say anything about the hair
get the child an eyebrow wax for christmas at least!
would madonna walk around like that, that girl is beautiful, i mean i understand wanting her to be her age but damn it man, let the girl get a wax, im sure even madonna's kids can have self esteem issues especially with pieced out eyebrows and mustache
You can't say she's too young to pluck or wax b/c she cleary has on lipstick or somekind of gloss on her lips!!!
Shit. All these comments remarking on her facial hair are just wonk. I really feel bad for those kids not getting presents. I mean, for real, being the daughter of one of the wealthiest people on earth, having your own nanny, housekeeper, personal trainer, diction coach, chef and horse trainer, not to mention being the heir to that fortune must be SOOOO tough. poor things.
hey, c'mon, she's a kid, don't need to be waxed now. i bet when she'll be 16 17-18 we'll see gorgeous girl
She is a very pretty girl who will be absolutely stunning when she is older.
I actually dont feel too sorry for the kids not celebrating Christmas. While I am pretty sure that they aren't spoiled kids, I get the feeling that they have the type of lifestyle that they arent lacking anything in their lifes. There would be a real risk that her kids could be ignored and just have gifts piled on them in return to make up for not having a mother/father in their lifes, I have to give Madonna credit for raising her kids properly.
She could fly to China with those eyebrow wings.
I hate it when hollywood moms inflict their weirdness on their children. Give them a Christmas for goodness sakes.
Shes 11! Check out those eyes and that nose! Beautiful! When she gets to be a pre-teen her mama will probably let her zap the funky facial hair. Shes still a kid so who cares about the hair. Why is not celebrating Christmas being too strict? Shes Jewish now, no?
WOW, she looks just like Madonna (especially back in the 80's) Awesome
She's 11 and she didn't ask to have her pictured plastered everywhere. Get over yourselves you disgusting pigs. Not "fat" pigs, I don't judge people by their weight, I mean "rooting around in yer own shit" pigs.
Lordie, Lordie…geez folks that is a post laser treatment photo. Please don't ask about the arms and legs..
Re: Sweet Jeebus – NOW THATS FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!
No Presents! It's Christmas! Madonna seems like a good mom, but that sucks major ass.
Of course, they're probably spoiled rotten anyways, but still. Take all the crap you spoil them with the rest of the year away instead.
Lourdes is gorgeous and natural. Leave her alone all u bitchy tarts!! Just cos you're used to looking at plastic faces all the time that have the shit waxed out of them!! LET CHILDREN BE CHILDREN. Taking kids to beauty salons at her age is not cool…
Please watch your word structure and grammar. It's hurtful to the eyes when trying to enjoy some gossip.
Thanks.
Re: stl – Re: stl – I agree with you fully stl. She's only a kid….sheesh. I wasn't allowed to shave, wax or pluck until my early teens.lol. Anyhow, she's beautiful like her momma and also gets the good looks of her dad.
What a beautiful young lady! Madonna sounds like a great mom. Kudos to her.
Madonna's daughter is a monobrow, for now… she should pluck it!
HER DRIED UP OLD MOTHER IS APPARENTLEY JEALOUS OF THE POOR CHILD!!!! SHE SEEMS LIKE A REAL BITCH TO HER KIDS!!! WHEN THE KIDS GET OLD ENOUGH I'M SURE THEY'RE GONNA RUN AS FAST AS THEY CAN AWAY FROM THE WHORE!!!
I know she's young, but seriously, take her to get waxed - and fast!!!
Christmas List
1. eyebrow wax
2. upper lip wax/bleach
3. new Mom
nice unibrow. holy crap.
I don't know why this kid surprises anyone. Madonna has always been a hairy monkey who waxes her entire body. Come to think of it, she's probably had it all lasered off by now. What bugs me is this girl's grill. My god, don't her parents believe in oral hygiene??? Rocco's teeth look just as buttery. Shame on them.