No Christmas For Lola!
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Madonna is a strict disciplinarian!
Not only are her kids - including daughter Lourdes (above) - prohibited from watching much (if any) TV and eating junk food, but they also don't celebrate Christmas.
"We canceled Christmas a few years ago," her Madgesty's husband, Guy Ritchie, reveals. "Stopped all the presents. And ever since [we] stopped the presents, we're are actually enjoying it."
Bummer!
Hopefully their children, being raised Kabbalist, at least celebrate Hanukkah!
[Photo via Getty Images.]
Posted: November 20, 2007 at 1:37 pm
wow her even takes away waxing…how sad..whats wrong with you madonna!
Someone get this kid braces and laser hair removal…… I know Madonna thinks she is british and all but, fucking come on !!!!
aw, leave her alone.
she's going to be a knockout when she waxes her eyebrows & lip.
she's cute.
Poor Girl.Shes a doll otherwise…Maybe if Mommy Dearest would stop looking at her leotarded ass in the mirror all the time she would realize little Lourdes needs a wax job..
I cant wait for this kid to write a tell all..Im sure its going to be A Mommy Dearest best seller!!!
poor thing, madonna has to do something about her eyebrows, thats just wrong!
Madonna should invest some money on her daughters teeth and some facial wax. She certainly spares none on herself. Kids are mean and I am sure they make fun of her.
wtf why isnt madge getting her to the salon. she needs TWO separate eyebrows and no mustache? yeah, that'd be nice.
and you cnat cancel christmas? WOOOOOW.
madge is losing her mind
Lourdes needs Christmas so she can have her brows properly waxed! Holy Kahlo! What about her teeth? Oh, my, I forgot the mustache.
Lourdes needs Christmas so she can have her brows properly waxed! Holy Kahlo! What about her teeth? Oh, my, I forgot the mustache.
Lourdes needs Christmas so she can have her brows properly waxed! Holy Kahlo! What about her teeth? Oh, my, I forgot the mustache.
HAHAH SHE LOOKS LIKE frida kahlo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahaha
Beautiful girl if you'd just wax the unibrow and the mustache!
Well, you know, this is the result of Madonna thinking it was a good idea to breed with some hairy latino dancer…the kid looks like HIM not her.
I agree with #3..but, as a Mother of 3 teenagers, I have to feel a bit bad for Lourdes, her Mom is a perfectionist, and she is trying to create perfect human beings; humans who don't care about facial hair, who are not influenced by pop culture (though that is how MOM made her dough), and who don't celebrate Christmas in a commercial way…I wish Madonna would keep in mind her children are only HUMAN and not perfect…let them enjoy life; go hairless, watch some harmless tv (if they can find it) and stress out over the holiday like everyone else (well, ok I kinda of agree with the Ritchie's on this one, would be a PLEASURE not to have to shop during XMAS time)
what the shit is up with her face?
that is 1 ugly kid pluck those eyebrows n shave that mustache
what the shit is up with her face?
Re: MADONNA SHOULD NOT HAVE KIDS – Oh my god they might turn out to be creative & smart!!!
wow, it sure says alot about society when you are all bashing on a kid's looks. she's the result of an italian and a latino - it's all the genes. give her a few years and you will all be eating your words.
Oh, come on people. She's a kid. Let her be a kid. She'll have plenty of time later to be so stuck on her looks. Maybe Madonna is trying to teach Lourdes that looks aren't everything, and maybe too many people rely on photoshopped magazine covers to reveal "beauty". I think she's a very pretty girl. I also think that it's kind of smart of Madonna not to let her kids watch much TV. Look at how 90% of people bash each other these days. Too much exposure to all the crap on TV and in the media is bad for all of us, especially kids. Madonna was wild when she was young, but she's trying to be a good mom and not let her kids get carried away. Nothing is wrong with that.
lol you ppl are ridiculous..how old is she? shes so young to wax or pluck. Say things now about her! when she is a bit older she is going to be beautiful! are u beautiful? well your waxed but ugly
I've never seen a more middle eastern looking kid. WTF…is she adopted?
Kabbalists are not necesarily Jews Perez. Madonna can call herself Esther all she wants, but unless she converts, she's not a Jew. And according to Jewish law, if Madonna's not Jewish, then there's no way in hell Lourdes is Jewish! PLease don't confuse the two!!
ok i know she is a kid but madonna and guy….come on now….get that girl waxed! there is no excuse for her having all that on her face! poor thing probably gets laughed at all of the time!
And they call Britney an UNFIT PARENT. At least she'd Lourdes some tweezers. Call social services.
Who needs gifts at Christmas time when you are loaded and can buy whatever you want whenever you want, every single day.
I think that unibrow adds some character. Refreshing to see a young girl being a young girl instead of starting to pluck so early.
She must be comfortable in her own skin.
OMG !!!! WHAT CAN I SAY THAT HASN'T BEEN SAID!!!\
i DON'T CARE WHAT AGE SHE IS , THOSE BROWS NEED WORK ! I ALMOST FELL OFF MY CHAIR WHEN THAT PICTURE CAME UP !!!!
OMG
yo madonna that greedy lil lesbian needs to give that girl a wax OMG
and no present
what the hell
Her name is LOURDES for God's sake. Don't give your child a biblical name on purpose then cancel christmas!!! kabbalah, my butt! The only reason the cause loves madonna so much is that she gives them TONS of money. Scientology is the same way. My aunt started that back in the 80's and she spend tons of money on "required reading." But when she didn't go anymore they didn't even reach out or anything, just sending donation letters.
she really needs to pluck those eyebrows! Come on Madge!
UNIBROWWWWWW MUSSSTASHHH!!!
OH MY GOD THAT THING IS HORRENDOUS. TAKE CARE OF THAT MY GOD.
Madonna of all people will cancel Christmas, but she can't get her daughter's monobrow waxed!
Why wasn't this under "If You're Easily Offended"? I don't give a shit if she's a kid.
Those kids probably get so much stuff throughout the year getting more presents doesn't matter. Seriously, think about it. If you were loaded and spoiled your kids all year wouldn't you skip presents, too? Maybe help others that day or celebrate Christmas and your family? The holidays are all about gifts.
Someone photoshop that pic? Leave the kid alone.
Those kids probably get so much stuff throughout the year getting more presents doesn't matter. Seriously, think about it. If you were loaded and spoiled your kids all year wouldn't you'd skip presents, too? Maybe help others that day or celebrate Christmas and your family? The holidays are all about gifts.
Someone photoshop that pic? Leave the kid alone.
bad bad bad unibrow and lip hair! Come on Madonna, get the girl a wax.
Madonna = Mommy Dearest. I bet she doesn't leave the kids much in the will, and they dont have trust funds.
I think he meant they do not give presents does not mean they do not celebrate. i do not think those kids need any more presents. Lourdes not waxing is an italian thing.
¡Wow!
They finally found "THE MISSING LINK".
Geez, wax this poor child's eyebrows. How dreadful.
Is that any surprise? She's a bitch that needs somebody to remove the stick from up her ass. Amazing that she is all for being such a talentless slutty skank whilst on the stage, but has issues with her kids getting presents like the majority of American kids. I'm sick of her… her career should have been over with Like a Virgin. (Can't anybody else tell it's all shock value rather than real talent?!!!!! Duh.) Also, somebody give the hag something fattening… she's looks like beef jerky.
Joan Crawford was a strict disciplinarian too. NO MORE WIRE HANGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Perezito … I'm extremely disappointed in you. Your attention to detail and fastidious concern for the personal grooming of those in "the biz" is usually right on point. Today, you have failed us. Not one comment about the manstache and monobrow? I know it is her Madjesty's wunderkind; but, at least a brief mention is in order.
Well everyone clearly notices the need for a trip to the salon for a wax job. However I agree with the christmas thing. It is completely over rated and based on spending money rather than family love - and don't get me wrong i'm no christian or anything - I just think christmas is a waste of time and money.
that poor kid needs some waxing of the eyebrows and mustache!
The hairs on my eyebrows may grow back fast, but at least I get them waxed! Good Lord!
MONO-BROW.
Shave that bitch!
My Balls are less hairy
Yes, the brows are pretty funky.
BUT - She is only a little girl. she has plenty of time to wax. Quite frankly, people who think that a little girl should be so beauty obsessed that she should be getting her brows and moustache waxed - especially knowing how painful it is, and how bad it is for the young skin - should say more about you then it does about her!
The kid has a unibrow!!!! Please tweeze!!!!!
The kid has a unibrow!!!! Please tweeze!!!!!
omg..okay seriously..can you idiots not see that every other comment before you has something to do with this poor girls facial hair?..I'm reading through every single comment & they all have something to do with her facial hair. leave the poor girl alone!! she's a child for christ sake! It's not her fault. You dumbasses obviously haven't seen madonnas earlier photos. she looked the same way.
someone needs to get that kid to an esthetician quick.
Madonna is NOT a JEW. She is a pretend jew.
Parents give their kiddies boob jobs, nose jobs, lipo as gifts, but those darn Ritchie's can't give this kid a hair free face????? It's not like she'd have to go under the knife! Kids are mean, cruel - I bet this poor hairy child gets demonized on the playground.
Did some cruel person photoshop that hair on her??? It must be, there is no way the daughter of madonna would leave the house like that. Now take away all that hair, she is really beautiful. But damn, this picture is disturbing.
LOL, give me a BREAK, Madonna. I can't wait for her kidlets to rebel the way she did. Vadge can sure dish it out, but I doubt she could take it.
I wonder if Madonna still sleeps in her Britney shirt at night?
Ok here's the thing, her daughter has a HUGE uni-brow and as for her upper lip…my god do something about the hair…
Ok here's the thing, her daughter has a HUGE uni-brow and as for her upper lip…my god do something about the hair…
LOL, give me a BREAK, Madonna. I don't care what her kids look like. I just can't wait until they — or at least Lourdes — start rebelling the way she did. She sure could dish it out, but I doubt she could take it.
America is a cesspool? SO… Madonna raises her children abroad w/o influence of the media, TV, etc.
Madonna, remember you make your living humping crosses dressed in lingerie in public: so it's good enuff for us jerkoffs, but not your kids?
Asshole.
btw, the only reason she won't wax Lo's brows is that she's afraid the girl will outshine her when it comes to looks. She's better looking than her momma could ever hope to be!
Beautiful girl. . .I am sure lola has enough material possession. I think it is time that mini madge take to tweazing those brow!
i'm sure those kids aren't in need of anything they want. i'm sure they still celebrate.
well, youd think madonna would at least let her daughter wax her unibrow
You lot are so fucking dumb and perez is so smart
Why the hell would he say anything about madonna's child when he' got you idiots to do it for him, also theres the little factor of madonna sueing his fat ass off.
Madonna is a huge fan of Frida Kahlo who was famous for her mustache and unibrow. And now her daughter looks just like her!
That's too bad because Lola NEEDS a pair of eyebrow tweezers for Christmas.
Ya think her mom has even money to help her out in the facial hair department. Poor kid.
shes gonna have a hairy ass couchie when she gets older if she doesnt already
Madonna is clearly opressing her children.
Maybe Madonna is leaving the unibrow to keep away pedophiles.
If Lola ever starts to bald, she can use a hair graft from her unibrow and cover her bald spot
man she looks like frida except with a mustach too aaaaaahhhhhhh scaryy poor girl you think her mom would take care of that unibrow pooorr giirrrlllll
why why why why why
does that girl have a uni-brow and a moustache?
you would think that with her mother being madonna, she'd get that taken care of,
then again it is madonna…
Man, no Christmas!!! Sucks to be Lourdes… Yuck.. I know she's just a kid.. but OMG.. get that hair off there! I don't care if you are two. A safe lazer would help… gross.
Madonna is the worst mother ever! Take care of your daughter and for fuck's sake get her waxed!
OMG! I didn't think she would be so hairy.
Re: kath –
kath obviously doesnt get out much and lives in a very sterile white neighborhood. be more concerned with that that, KATH, than whats going in a little girls life.
Madonna is religous? Yeah right! She was just hanging from a cross at her last tour! That stupid fucken bitch!
Re: u r a sick bastard –
meanwhile everybody else wants to turn her from madonna kahlo to jon benet ramsay.
Re: u r a sick bastard –
meanwhile everybody else wants to turn her from madonna kahlo to jon benet ramsay. Re: Mambo Italiano – Re: alieeee –
Re: Karen –
karen, take your ugly white name and wipe your stink vagina with a crucifix. youre filth.
Madonna has a massive ego.
I wont even comment on her parenting.
I am pretty damn sure that Lourdes will rebel eventually!
no kid can be put under "that control" for too long!
oh that is so much bullshit when madonna was a litle girl she celbrated christmas I mean who the fuck is kaballah is he like grinches satanicic brother?
No Christmas ain't her problem child……its that unholy unibrow~~dear GOD!
someone should do something about her unibrow or else she'll really have no social life
um…Those eye brows and the mustache have gone on wayyyy too long, Madonna should be charged with child abuse…she is too old not have had that taken care of…so sad…no christmas but she can have facial hair???
- prohibited from waxing and plucking too! A nasty TASH happening there - and nice one eyebrow….ugly just like her dog bitch mother….farrrrt
She is so natural and beutiful, very Italian. I love her look…. so totally unique. It's refreshing to see this.
what's worse?… A uni-brow or a mustache… just asking.
hahahaha
what's worse?… A uni-brow or a mustache… just asking.
hahahaha
What's up with her eyebrows? They should celebrate Christmas so someone can get her a waxing kit.
What's worse? A uni-brow or a mustache????
I know: Both! I don't care if she's a lil too young… she desperately needs to have that hair removed. I mean, it's kinda F'd up to leave it on - she probably gets harrassed. But it's hilarious cuz she looks almost EXACTLY like her mom in the "Lucky Star" video from the old school Madonna…. haha. That's great!
i know other people have already commented on it…but….momma madge needs to shave that poor child's nose brow. or wax it. or get it lasered—i don't care. it just needs to go. it looks like a giant frown line.
Lourdes is Spanish and Italian. Of course she's hairy, nothing a little wax can't fix. I think she beautiful.
one word WAX
is madge's daughter also forbidden from looking in a mirror? that 'stache and unibrow are hideous. imagine what her poor 'pits look like. get that chick waxed asap. that's just foul.