No Christmas For Lola!
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Madonna is a strict disciplinarian!
Not only are her kids - including daughter Lourdes (above) - prohibited from watching much (if any) TV and eating junk food, but they also don't celebrate Christmas.
"We canceled Christmas a few years ago," her Madgesty's husband, Guy Ritchie, reveals. "Stopped all the presents. And ever since [we] stopped the presents, we're are actually enjoying it."
Bummer!
Hopefully their children, being raised Kabbalist, at least celebrate Hanukkah!
[Photo via Getty Images.]
Posted: November 20, 2007 at 1:37 pm
wow sorry but wow this girl has to shave her face
im sorry but wow facial hairr too much of itt
Ok, first off, she's only 11 BUT Madonna really needs to invest in some eyebrow waxing or permanent hair removal for her daughter's unibrow. It's getting out of hand. Braces should also be in order.
Second, why can't they celebrate Christmas but without the gifts??? Maybe have their kids give/make gifts for less privileged children. So no fucking tree or anything?!?!?! Jesus Christ…
OH MY GOD!! SHE'S JUST A KID YOU SICK BASTARDS!!
omg! is she the next freida kalo? get this kid to a waxer, or buy some nair or veet!
Madonna is FAMOUS for her lack of personal cleanliness. Like, the worst pit-stink on the planet. Is it any wonder that she apparently hasn't had the hygene talk with her daughter? The girl is striking, however - like her mother was when she was in her early 20's and relatively clean. AND, Loudes' teeth look like they need a good scrubbing, too. Maybe it's just a clumsy, unfortunately-timed photo…
Madonna and Richie are right! Their kids have everything . . . Make them actually appreciate something. Here in Silicon Valley, Christmas is nothing but a bunch of rich idiots running around buying stuff, and then returning it the day after Christmas. No one appreciates anything. Those kids will be smart, like The Donald's kids, and be able to manage the millions left to them.
holy… holy… hair
Re: JGH1978 –
agreed!!!!!! i'm in shock!!
Perez you talk about everyone elses kids what's up with the unibrow and the Magnum PI faical hair going on .no TV and no xmas .. They Jehovah Wittnesses or something.
This is why the kids of stars are so screwed up, such as
Nicole Richie. What chance does this little girl have to grow up normal and in control of her life if we are ripping her apart for being a little girl…Little girls don't wax and they don't pluck and if you ask me I think she is beautiful. And I give kudos to Perez for not saying anything, because that would be taking it too far. Please lets just stop tearing this little girl apart and hopefully she will grow up with a positive image of herself. Think about it…if you saw a little girl on the street with a monobrow, would you tell her? Probably not, so I only hope that Madonna is a strict about her kids visiting age-appropriate web sites as she is about Christmas.
one word… "tweezers"
Daazaaammm!! check out those eyebrows! She' still a beautiful little girl. I have some pictures like that from my middle and high school yearbook, but look at me now!!
MUDGE got stinkin rich off of feeding our kids smut and dirt through the media, , but now she wants her kids protected and sheltered from it, What else would we expect???? They want to ignore Christmas, but trust me, everyday, they get lavished with gifts, you and I could not even IMAGINE, I will only say, she is really REALLY MESSED UP. PATHETIC.
MUDGE got stinkin rich off of feeding our kids smut and dirt through the media, , but now she wants her kids protected and sheltered from it, What else would we expect???? They want to ignore Christmas, but trust me, everyday, they get lavished with gifts, you and I could not even IMAGINE, I will only say, she is really REALLY MESSED UP. PATHETIC.
ACK!! We have a NADS situation here!! Give it a couple of years and I'll bet she has a HUGE HAIRY SNATCH!! Just like mommy.
you'de think madonna could spring for some hair removal and maybe a dentist. madonna is a stupid bitch. on top of everything she takes away christmas?
Re: Spencer –
I dont know…. I started shaving my legs at 6. She is a pretty girl. I wouldnt wax her eyebrows but I would trim the starter uppers at least.
HELP HER NOW!!!! eyebrows should NEVER meet, that's why we say that we have TWO of them. OMG this is too gross for words
everyone is so mean!! how old is this girl? honestly! she is beautiful! no one that age should be worrying about waxing
Who gives a sh*t about Christmas….did you see that girls eyebrows?????
omg her unabrow is huge and shes got a little mustache going on there
someone give this girl some tweezers
OMG..What's with the eyebrows????
Ah the irony of that bitch/whore Madonna who turned a generation of little girls into looking (and acting) like sluts because MTV made her their rebellious role model- that one and only porn queen Madonna- is giving HER little girl a childhood devoid of pointy bras and writhing on the floor. Madonna is a hypocrite and a bullshit artist. Madonna was hairy like that when she first started- BEFORE her waxing and lasering and plastic surgery. She has dark hair and was quite hairy. Go back and LOOK at her first pictures!!! This is all genetic.
somebody tell lourdy to wax that stach a regular hairy mary!
It appears since she cant have her own Xmas, she is now becoming her own Pagan Holiday by looking like something from Harry Potter??? But actually she's becoming a minnie Madonna since Madonna had a LOT OF hair like this before! wow!!
Wow. nice unibrow! & tache.
and i'm feeling a gay vibe from Ms Lordes like i did from Cher's lil bundle of blonde joy before she came out!
She looks beautiful, like a Renaissance religious painting.
ok wtf! how old is this kid 12, 13? i think shes old enough to get her eyebrows done! and wtf her mother has all the money in the world i think she can take her and get a $15 wax job. or teach her to do them herself. im not saying shes ugly, because she isnt, she just needs to get that taken care of!
That poor girl! She needs to wax in a big way! She already has a crustashe
Are those eyebrows real or did Perez add a little "something-something" to them?!? With all her mum's money she needs to invest in a day at the salon!
No Christmas and monobrow and mustache? Shit…Madonna is such a crappy mother!!
Hopefully whatever they celebrate involves a waxer…dear god what's up with the unibrow????
Hopefully whatever they celebrate involves a waxer…dear god what's up with the unibrow and mustache????
apparently kabbalists don't believe in waxin' either. lmao
She looks like a cross between Madonna and Frida Kahlo.
OMG! I would SO pluck those unibrows….is Madonna jealous? Or just hoping Lourds doesn't look better than she did (not too hard to do). Madonna never was a beautiful girl….
OMG! I would SO pluck those unibrows….is Madonna jealous? Or just hoping Lourds doesn't look better than she did (not too hard to do). Madonna never was a beautiful girl….
Somebody call child protection! NO TV? JEEZ!
I bet Madge is not any fun at all as wife, friend or mom!
Thanks for the tears of laughter. The comments are too much.
uni-brow and already growing a stash! Poor girl, shave that dog and teach it to hunt! her mama is a hairy bitch too so it come naturally!
geez Madonna- shame on you for letting her go with that brow! She will be pissed in a few years when she sees this pic!
leave the poor girl alone.
when she is old enough and when she decides to wax she will be extremely beautiful.
I knew a girl like that and now she can't even walk down the street without someone asking for her phone number.
she is the next Megan Fox!
she is pretty, but the eyebrows creep me out. Reminds me of spiders crawling on someone's face. She is old enough to take a razor and fix this. Heck, my 13 yr. old son won't tolerate a brow like that on his own face, why the heck should a beautiful girl?
Hey Madonna should be more concerned about what her daughter looks like, with the uni-brow and that mustache she could pass for a little muchacho
is this child actually madonnas kid?
looks like a monkey:S!
My GAWD! Someone needs to bring that youngun in for a Brazilian — on her face! Not shocking that Madonna would let this go, seeing as how Madonna is definitely on the trailer side. She can't help being trailer, but let's hope she helps her lil' cutie clean up!
STUNNING AND GORGEOUS…but what the fuck is her mother thinking? Shake loose that communion money and take this girl to a landscaper!
Wow. These comments are really SHALLOW. How old are you people anyways?
Maybe they should rethink the presents and buy the girl some tweezers!!! HAHA
You just wait. These kids are going to flip out in a few years when they realize how much those 'values' have totally overcontrolled their lives. They'll have that old lady in the home or 6 feet under while they piss away every red cent she made b/c they never had TV or Christmas!
There's always a backlash "Esther" - wake up!
POOR CHILD!! first no xmas–so the kids will tease her about that AND her unibrow..i think she's old enough to own a tweezer..or did Madge ban tweezers in the home too.
I love madonna but geeze… i call this child neglect!!
HEY DAVID! #758
its not shallow.. kids are cruel and probably tease her for it–i got teased in grade 5 because i didn't shave my legs yet..like come on!!
Someone please help her with the eyebrows. I think this is photoshopped. Come on this is MADONNA's child, Madonna would never allow that monobrow!! Even on a tween.
Since they're not celebrating Christmas Lola will have plenty of time to do something about that unibrow & mustache.
The gap-toothed, pretentious shit-stirrer should just go the full Joan Crawford and force her kids to give their gifts to needy children.
OK Christmas or not, Jesus does NOT want a kid to walk around with one eyebrow and a mustache most 8th grade boys would die for. Ms. M's self righteousness shows on her daughters face. Sad.
I understand the whole leave the kid alone concept, but come on Madonna of all people should know BETTER! I cannot beleive she wouldnt let her lil girl groom that thing down. Is THAT a religious thing?
i really think that it would be nice to let your daughter not have a 'stache and unibrow. i think the 'stache takes priority if one must choose.
Ok, is this picture real? Does she really look like that or is this Photoshopped?
Damn Mommie Dearest!!!!
Does anyone else see the connection between Madonna and Joan Crawford? I cant wait for the tell all book these kids write someday!
Lourdes is so pretty. Her mom should take care of that unibrow!
Leave her alone !
Do you really want your ass kicked by Madonna ?
She screwed up a generation and went after another.. but she wants her kids to be perfect. You can give one gift per a family member and enjoy JC's bithday and be thankful.
People who have gone over the top and spent too much money are the ones that bitch about hating Christmas becasue they don't understand or care about the real reason of the Holiday.
Madonna is not not shy about living through her daughter by getting her into dance. I wonder if this was something she wanted.. or mum !
who would have thought that Madonna would want her daughter who has her own credit card to have one brow.
Did they cancel shaving to?
OMG–she looks like she could be John Waters' kid. What a gross look. She should run away and get a ob with the circus in a some freak show—she's old enough.
What the fucks up with the uni-brow?
WTF ok. we love madge but really can she take care of her kids eyebrows. there is suppose to be 2. Wax that shit.
someone falsely adopted my wookie daughter….check her muff and you'll see I am right
omg. control freak. her kids are gonna be fucked. and hairy.
DEAR DEAR LORD….SHE'S A PRETTY LITTLE GIRL BUT FOR GOD'S FUCKING SAKE WITH ALL THE DAMN MONEY THEY HAVE…..YOU'D THINK THEY'D PLUCK HER HAIRY ASS EYEBROWS AND GET RID OF THE NASTY MOUSTACHE!!! AND FIX HER TEETH WHILE YOU'RE AT IT……JESUS, "CELEBRITIES" ARE FUCKING RETARDED.
THAT SUCKS NOT HAVING CHRISTMAS OR NOT HAVING ANY KIND OF CELEBRATION. I FEEL SORRY FOR THE WAY SHE LOOKS YOU THINK HER MOTHER WOULD DO SOMETHING ABOUT ALL THAT FACIAL HAIR IT NOT LIKE THEY DON'T HAVE THE MONEY.
omg !!! Que passo com Lola ? She was so cute !! What up with her eyebrown? Do something Madonna ,please.
Oh, that poor child! It looks like she's got moths on her forehead. If Madonna doesn't stop the growth now, Lourdes will end up as an ape child in the traveling circus freak show! Damn Madonna…wake up and wax your daughter!
One would think with all of her money, Madonna would get that little girl some laser treatments for the stache and the brow. Poor thing!
Re: Linz –
a biblical name? its a town, you idiot.
It was ok for all of us to follow Madonna and buy her albums and go see her movies and watch her on MTV but now, all that is beneath her feet and she won't allow her daughter to watch ANY tv?! Who is she to quit celebrating Christmas!?!? Too good for that too??? If you take the time and teach and show your children a wide range of thoughts and inspirations you should not have any worries about them. Christmas is not commercialized unless the parents allow their children to feed off of that. Let's hope Lourdes and Rocco won't be as withdrawn from society as Michael Jackson and his crew or on the other extreme…once they hit 18 they may decide to live in the real world like Lindsay, Paris and such!!!! Here's hoping for a happy median somewhere in there. Merry Christmas!
No comment about those eyebrows???? How disappointing perez…..Yeah I KNOW she's just a kid but god KNOWS she's being teased for that shit so just wax it….just enough to not make her the laughing stock , come on, thats the HUMANE thing to do.
somebody get me her address and i'll send the girl an epilady for christmas!
madonna is wierd and she is raising her children to be weird like her. She wears the pants in the family and guy is just a sperm donor, just her daughters father. madonna has always been a whore, no education, lived on the streets in ny, had no real talent in singing, she was just a fashion statement and people loved it, and today she is just old trying to be 23 again. So sad. With all her fame and so called success, she is a whore and pure trash.
OH MY GOD! That's just not right! I know she's only 12, but that unibrow is REALLY REALLY bad!!! You know the other kids are making fun of her behind her back. Besides, there's nothing wrong with teaching your daughter how to be a young lady and groom herself. Wow! That's SOOOOO bad! Lourdes is going to HATE looking at pictures of herself as a child when she's older.
How sad. She is as hairy as an ape. Poor kid.
How sad. She is as hairy as an ape. Poor kid. Madonna is an ass hole.
How sad. She is as hairy as an ape. Poor kid. Madonna is an ass hole.
EYEBROWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
woa, thoses eyebrows!! they gotta go!
Freda?
OMG SHE IS SO CRUEL TO HER KIDS SHE WONT EVEN LET LOUDRES GET AN EYEBROW WAX!!!!
Seriously…Madonna has all the money in the world at her disposal, can't she take her daughter out for a girls day at the salon and introduce that beautiful child of hers to the world of waxing. Canceling Christmas? That's kinda crappy!
I have a three year old daughter who is mixed and very hairy. My boyfriend and I were talking about how I'm going to start waxing her when she is ten and I don't have billions of dollars
Let's buy her some tweezers for Hanukkah.
If my daughter started getting hair like that, I would definatly take care of it for her. Children are very cruel and I can only imagine the taunting this girl gets from her peers. She is so beautiful. That facial hair has to be a confidence drainer…ya know.
Lourdes is such a gorgeous little girl…although her mother should do something about all that facial hair. I have kids…I know how bad kids tease and bully each other about the smallest things…so why would Madonna want to put that child through hell over facial hair? That's ridiculous…Is Madonna jealous of her own daughter and is trying to sabotage her beauty? Sorry Madoona, but your daughter has you beat, facial hair and all…Please somone, take her and get her waxed so she can be as beautiful as she deserves. You go girl!
I love that she hasn't touched the eyebrows. This girl is beautiful regardless. Plus, i bet Madge loves them, lest not forget her brows when she started out, not to mention that one of Madonna's all time favourite artists is the QUEEN OF THE MONO BROW - Frida Khalo. Madge probably thinks Lola is Frida reincarnated. Let's hope so.
HOLY CRAP GIRL NEEDS SOME SERIOUS EYEBROW AND LIP WAXING!!! POOR THING!
She is old enough to waxi hear she's 13, a teenager, i was in high school at that age, i didn't ask my parents for permission, i would still be waiting if i did, i took it into my own hands and started shaving, thank god for that, high school is hard enough , i wasn't hairy on my face though, this makes it all the more worse for her, she can't hide it if she wanted to, she's so pretty she shouldn't have to have the hair ruin it for her, i'm sure she's not comfortable with it herself, come on Madonna have some compassion for your daughter and don't set her up for ridicule, it's just a wax, she doens't have to wear make up or wax her body if you don't want , but her face, that's a must!
Madonna is a total "Mommy Dearest"
no wire hangers!!!!!!
i respect madonna for not turning christmas into a big commercial ordeal but JESUS GET THAT BITCH SOME WAXING DONE THIS YEAR.
madonna deserves coal for letting her little girl walk around with eyebrows like that!
You lot are all so bleeding shallow!
She's a little girl!! She should be worrying about being a kid not trying to live up to the modern silly idea of beauty.
Good for them for not spoiling there kids. Plus they probably have everything material they could possibly need and it sounds like christmas with the ritchies would be peaceful and content. It is clearly too commercialized. They know those things don't matter. Happy Holidays Madonna.