Guess The Celebretard
Filed under: Guess The CelebrityWho said the following????
"i thought all perez' readers were only interested in who gobbles hollywood knob, or starves off their tits, or which mother pimped teens are selling vile disco "music" to snort crack by. …perez is actually getting sophisticated people to pay attention to his rants…who knew? I am happy that another very (very) fat person can get the attention of young readers these days!!! You go, P.!!"
Oh, stop buttering us up!
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It's Roseanne, in her latest MySpace bulletin post.
She adds:
"i am grateful to perez hilton for sending more traffic my way. Many people who go to his site are actually politically savvy, and come to roseanneworld.com or myspace and agree with my politics.
i was shocked and happy to see that! "
perez you're not going to be fat for long! you go girl.
Re: CATHAZAT – You're off topic; this is about Roseanne, but that explains why you always sound like such a boor. Go exhalt yourself in front of a mirror or something, or offer up something clever regarding Ms. Barr.
Haha, I have a MSc in Poli Sci and I ADORE Perez. How do you like them apples, Rosie? I know craploads about politics, too bad Rosie doesn't. She has lots of opinios, yes, but she proves the adage that those who yell the loudest often do so in an attempt to hide their ignorance.
SHE'S A FUCKING RIOT!!! SMART TOO!!!
Why must Perez refer to himself in the 3rd person? Is it because he's so fat, he qualifies as 2 or more?
VIVA LA ROSEANNE!
SHE'S A NO TALENT WASHED UP FAT WHORE. WASTE OF HUMAN LIFE.
You go Rosie!
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ROSEANNE RULES!!! LOVE HER!!! SHE IS BRILLIANT AND PASSIONATE ABOUT CHANGING THIS COUNTRY FOR THE BETTER!!! ROCK ON, ROSIE! FUCK THE HATERS!!! YOU ARE LOVED BY THINKING PEOPLE WHO KNOW THAT REPUBLICUNTS SUCK ASS!!!
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she can go fuck herself,wasint she a hore back in the days!!lol shut your filthy mouth
man i love that bitch. they should give her another tv show she rocks, and so does perez. oh and fuck britney.
she's on to something… i only grace perez with my time because of the tiny amount "news" he seems to get ahead of other sites… do we really need another mean-spirited fag with too many opinions???
What's vile about disco music? I love it! (Well modern disco)
Kirstie Alley?
Where'd she get such a tremendous ego from? I love Perez & I love Rosanne.
Do I want to spend christmas with perez? Or rosanne..
It feels like i'm going through a divorce
Re: Mister – First! You dirty little bitch! I'm first! First! You better respect! First!
Re: calLy – Inspired by your strength and wisdom, the way that you've announced that you have a PHD; I've decided to announce that my penis is 22 inches long - almost 2 full feet. And since I am the first person to post on this story, I would like to extend to you an invitation to give it a kiss. Go ahead, after all, I'm first!
She sounds right on the money to me.
butta being the operative word for both of you.
I'm sophisticated!!?!! That made my day.
Wait until I tell my neighbors in the trailer next door xD
WE don't want her here.
frankly i usually skip on that d-bags rants. she is boring.
All the smart people on here have something good to say about her cuz they get it. The dumb people are all mad because she called them out on only caring about "who gobbles hollywood knob." Ha Ha its funny when they just don't get it.
All the smart people on here have something good to say about her cuz they get it. The dumb people are all pissed off because she called them out on only caring about "who gobbles hollywood knob." Ha Ha its funny when they just don't get it.
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call her a commie again…I will ztop watching
your zhow 4 ever…U ztupid bitch…
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Re: PPOP – WRONG BITCH!!!
Re: Get A Room – I don't believe I was off topic at all. I was criticizing those who always attack strong women if they are fat or mad or lesbians. Eg. this thread in particular, but there have been others. As for Ms. Barr, I think she is tremendous. As for you? You come off sounding like a self-absorbed person who doesn't get much…look in your own mirror, please. And if being a "boor" means not hurling insults at people then so be it.
Who in the fuck is Roseanne
Re: Get A Room – And please clarify for me if you mean "boor" or "bore"? I have one of the best bloodlines you would ever encounter in terms of early American, Puritan and English royal roots (before the Royal family became German), so I would have to argue against the former usage. As for someone who causes boredom, that is entirely your judgment call.
That quote is really stylized and hip writing; Roseanne's not capable of writing like that. She is probably paying some faceless/nameless young person to contribute to her blog and the're probly targeting media people and strategic blogs to get more attention. Perez, you feed right into it, symbiotic slugs.
whats the matter perez,cant take it?
That was awesome! "Gobble hollywood knob". I love that! Ha ha! Oooh, more more more!!!
what is up with fat women (perez included) and excessive liberalism? is there a connection?
And she thinks she has the right to knock on anyone's size, class, comments, and "rants"??????????? What a joke!!! Jealously doesn't become her….nor does much else.
Your not that fat, she's gross.
Re: Mister – perhaps you should learn how to spell before you critique perez readers - yo!
anyone that goes to your site is an idiot. anyone who agrees with your politics is an even bigger idiot. but if people do visit your site it is only to laugh at how sad and pathetic you are.
so that's what you're good for huh???
ill always stand behind roseanne, i also love perez, they are both hot!!
Wow! How quick one forgets being fat. What nerve. All that money she paid to look good and still has no class.
i'd fuck that
Who in the fuck is Roseanne?
FAT BITCH WHY DON'T YOU GO BE CRAZY ON SOME OTHER PLANET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Funny that she reads the comments and is impressed. Perez you might could market to sell more expensive ads on the side of this section.
BLASPHEMY!
White Trash Ugly Redneck!!! Even after nipped and tucked, she still looks like a goddamn turkey
White Trash Ugly Redneck!!! Even after nipped and tucked, she still looks like a damn turkey
I guessed it on the first try! I love you both. Roseanne cause she is and always has been a crazy bitch, and Perez because he's, uh, entertaining as hell and just doesn't care what people think…
Fat?! Said the pot to the kettle.
um i guess that's nice of her, but you're really not that fat anymore. well not that people didn't listen to you when you were (i heart you and your sarcasm no matter what), but you've been looking really really good lately. WTF where is the credit?
how do you snort crack? lol
Honestly, I'm confused. Who is she to call anyone fat?
I wish Roseanne was my mom.
well, she doesn't come off as intelligent, so therefore her ramblings can be chalked up to Visions of Self-Importance. Oh, and a low IQ.
uh, yes we may be politicall savvy but who said roseanne was? Why is she still talking?
uh, yes we may be politically savvy but who said roseanne was? Why is she still talking?
What the hell????? Rosanne clearly forgot her meds that morning :S
Love u Perez
you don't snort crack rosie!
worldofbong.com
Sophisticated people? Hah. Riiight.
Incoming message from mod: Let she who is without phiste, caste the first stoned, Roseanne. (Just trying to put it in terms you'd understand, ma'am.)
It's so awesome that the people at the assisted living home are letting her have time on the computer in the day room.
Oh, sure, the first place I go for smart political commentary - Roseanne…uh, not!
ROSEANNE IS A FUCKING CUNT!
LOVE YOU PEREZ! YOU ROCK MY WORLD!… WHAT A FUCKING BITCH! WHO CARES ABOUT HER ANYWAY!? LOVE YA! MIGUEL IN NC
Oh shut up Rosie and go eat another twinkie!
Love you, Rosie! You're a bitch, and you embrace it. Hallefuckinglujah, someone with a brain!
Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one…
But they're not all worth airing in public.
Roseanne is ignorant and a has-been. She is desperate to garner attention, any attention, good or bad.
Remember this woman married Tom Arnold, that alone should prove she is not capable of making rational decisions, not to forget their substance abuses and mental health issues.
Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one…
But they're not all worth airing in public.
Roseanne is ignorant and a has-been. She is desperate to garner attention, any attention, good or bad.
Remember this woman married Tom Arnold, that alone should prove she is not capable of making rational decisions, not to forget their substance abuses and mental health issues.
OMFG PEREZ UR NOT FAT SHES A COW THAT HAD SURGERY! I READ UR SITE AT LEASE ONCE POSSIBLY THREE TIMES A DAY. UR A HERO TO ME FOR BEING UNAFRAID TO SAY WHAT IS TRUE! DON'T LET THIS DIRTY C**** GETU DOWN!
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haha, realized your awsome &she's fucking crazy =)
Perez u are a sexi betch and represent for all latinos! Fuck all the haters.
Rosanne — If you are reading this… Luv ya, biatch! Perez/Rosaenne—-Dream Blogger Couple!
She tries way too hard. Don't worry Perez, we love you more.
ok ummm so just because shes a LITTLE less fat than she was, she thinks she's earned the right to call P-DizZLe "very (very) fat"?? uhhh no bitCh. you will ALWAYS be a heffer. donT hate!
Whats with all the Roseanne haters. The woman is HILLARIOUS!!! I love her.
"or starves off their tits" that one hit me right in the heart!
Fat, over-the-hill has been. Her politics have the insight of a high-school sophomore. Basically just anti-authority, anti-government, anti anyone who doesn't let her do and say whatever she wants. Walk down a bad street in Detroit at night and decide for yourself if some people need a little guidence.
LMAO PEREZ LOSES ROUND 1 !!!!!!!!!!!!!
JUDGE DISMISSED YOUR CASE!!!!!!!!!
YOUR GOING DOWN FATASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’M GONNA L A U G H !!!!!!!!!!
BACK TO A DIET OF HUMAN TWINKIES
HITTING YOUR CREAM FILLED CENTER!!!!!!!!!!!
I was totally gonna say Joss "Will Fuck for Tracks" Stone!!! Lol
Just think that's her face AFTER ALOT OF PLASTIC SURGERY. hahahahaahahahaa
fuck off Roseanne.
love u p., still love r too.
OH MY GOD. You americans are fuckin ridiculous and you waste all your time arguin over roseanne and perez, when in fact if they were to run into each other they'd get on fine. I love this website but "perez for prez"? get a grip and get a life you silly, silly people.
roseanne is the fucking shit!!!
and if one must know, i only come on here to laugh and waste ten minutes in the morning while i have my coffee…what other way is there to do that these days??
I would have guessed Perez Hilton himself, in a drug induced fit of egomania. That's right, Mr. Perez (or P'Nasty!?) doesn't need drugs to induce a fit of egomania. He just needs his own website and one hand.
Re: CATHAZAT – Boor. It's 'rude and ill mannered' (def.) to talk about yourself non stop on a blog about something else. Your 'bloodlines' (again, ad nauseum, you, you,you,) need to focus on the topic. As it's a blog, it's totally your call, though. I just scroll past Cathazat now, which is a shame, as it's apparent how bright you are. Actually, just forget it. I was in a mood, OK? You go. Whatever. Maybe someone somewhere gives a sh*t how many Doctorates and Masters post on Perez. What's your view on what Rosie said?
devi far ridisegnare la faccia di merda tua che sta in alto, xchè in realtà sei grasso come un fottuto maiale gay!!!!!!
she's the best!
fuck you, Perez!
Oh, and Cathazat, I do realize your bloodline rant was in reference to (part) of the definition; and my accusation seem appropo as it just saw you using yet again another literal excuse to brag about yourself in some manner. IMHO, come to think of it, bore might also apply.
I cherry picked the rude and ill mannered bit from the def. myself.
As I stated, though, I may be the only one who noticed or cared enough to ring your bell, so carry on with whatever does it for you.
who is she?
my sister-in-law just said as she looked at the computer screen, "Is that Renee Zellweger?"
oops.
tell her to shut the fuck up, what a pig, Pizo ur not fat ur just big boned.
its not much of a compliment…now if it was coming from someone credible…someone who is actually still famous then it would mean something…but it's not…so in my boooks, you're still a piece of shit
Suprise, Surprise….
Menopause anyone?
Hmmmm, the readers that go to Rosanneworld are politically savy? Yeah, right. Wanker
Hmmmm, the readers that go to Rosanneworld are politically savy? Yeah, right. Wanker
wow … random!
i luv you perez but im staying neutral on this
all of these fucktards, each time, "FIRST!!!!! OMFG FIRST!! LOL FIRST!!" - shut the fuck up! 9 times out of 10 you're not first! why don't you reply with something that's atleast relative to a response, rather than a reaction to your synapses going batshit.
anyway.
roseanne is a nutcase.
I hope shes not the other very very fat person who people supposedly gets the young readers…people wouldnt listen to her loud mouth even if she paid perez to put her on his website. lamerz
who gives a shit!!!