This Is Not A Joke
Filed under: Tara Reid > Australiastic
Tara Reid is hosting the 21st annual Hooker's Ball in Australia this Sunday. For real.
The party is sponsored by a porn company. For real.
They're charging $25 to go and meet Tara. For real.
Apparently, they think Tara Reid is a "Hollywood A Lister" in Australia. Try not to laugh too hard. She's definitely an A Lister…at a hooker's ball!
Vanessa Hudgens will probably be hosting the Hooker's Ball next year!
P.S. They misspelled American on the flyer.
Posted: November 29, 2007 at 12:42 am
Re: maryjane – Re: CC –
wtf its called a TYPO dumbshits
yeh were so lame cause we had one small typo on a stupid fucking poster
losers
I'm glad at least a few of the comments mentioned Perez' own spelling problems. Perez pointing out other people's misspellings is really very funny.
why are you so pissy??
Aussies actually couldn't give two shits about her. That poster is ridiculous.
Re: Jessica –
Just because you have your panties in a wad doesn't mean that you have to call America "filth". Why don't you stop reading the "filth" from America then? What do you say, mate?
And Tara thought no one would know her taking a lame gig overseas for money.
She obviously needs some cash.
it's not that us ozzies think tara's an A lister, it's that we're too farkin cheap to pay anyone else anymore that what a high priced hooker would charge, so what's the next best thing? a B grade celebutard
Re: Jessica –
Why are you so pissy
Well, it's being held in Darwin, which is the capital city of Nothern Territory State…which, for most Aussies, is considered The Outback. It's the city The Drag Queens in Priscilla Queen of the Desert travelled to in that movie. Think dusty plains, kangaroos, bushland, Aboriginies, dirty blue tank tops over huge beer bellies etc etc. Tara should be right at home!
HAHA SUCKEEEERSS! THEY MISSPELLED AMERICAN ON THE POSTER! STUPID DUMBOS.
SHES A WHORE AND I HATE HER
So it was a simple spelling mistake. I bet that Mario did not see it until a reader left a comment about it. For you Amercians, try to separate Australia and Austria and Switzerland and Sweden. Then we talk again.
darwin is as much a part of australia as everywhere else…dont bag it unless uve been there!
looks like your kind of 'speling' Perez!!!
CORRECTION: No one in Australia thinks she is an A-Lister. Cos I dont think the promo poster would sound as good if is said "Tara Reid: Hollywood Has-been, hasn't done anything decent since American Pie".
P.S: Australia knew her career was over when she started doing the ads for Dodo Internet. Hehe.
Hey stop bagging out Australia and Darwin, we aint second class just cos we dont live in some big american town. Its a hookers ball so she is the perfect option for a guest isnt she? I dont think the poster was designed to be taken seriously, its got tara reid on it after all, will be a good night.
Re: chocobunny – the ad you saw was for a company called "dodo" - it in itself is a joke in the ISP community
and I'd like to make a correction, people in DARWIN might think she's A-list, but the rest of us certainly do not! She's a joke.
They also mis-spelled "you're".
They also mis-spelled "you're".
no she's not an 'A Lister' here. she's dirty. and the party's in darwin. the biggest hole in australia.
im from australia and that is really REALLY embarrassing.. WHAT THE HELL
Hey Perez I heard there is a FUGTARD BALL coming up Downunder, you would be so gr8 for that!!!
She is very sexy when she sluts it up. I never understood why she is so hated. She's never seemed as obnoxious as the IT girls, and she doesn't do anything that threatens the safety of others a la Brittney, Paris, Lyndsey, and others. She may be a lush but she's not driving and she is childfree.
fuckyou perez! that was rude! couple of things, and im aussie by the way
1) we do not thing she is A list, she is such white trash that shes not even on a list
2) No one goes to these events, except probably the people who run them, so please do not associate the rest of australia with them
3) due to the fact the people who are running it are morons im sorry about the spelling, but still dont give australia shit, after all your President spelt sydney wrong when here and lets face it is a total fuck up.
so lash tara and her trash ball all you want, just try to not make it seem like the rest of australia approves. worse things have happened over there, so you cant really pass judgement. shes a whore… and she belongs to you guys! we dont want her
Paris Hilton should host it and she could fill it up with everyone she has slept with. Leave Baby V out of this that was not very nice
HA HA HA, oh no you're not pointing out typeos
hahahahaha hillarious. no no one actually thinks Tara Reid is an A-Lister bahahaha Maybe in Darwin. Shes been on the Do-Do Telecommunications ads which are lower that low to say the list - Please Perez if you want a laugh download the dodo ads and put them on here!!
Re: lucy – Don't think i could of put that better myself.
Maybe they did not mispelled it, and they were referring to the porn version of American Pie …
No-one actually thinks she's an A lister but club promoters don't tend to say "come and meet washed up drug fucked wanabe actress" even when you've got an ex reality sow contestant as your "talent" they ALWAYS get called "stars"
Oh and she's not in ANY Dodo ad - it's just another bland blonde - they all look alike, but it's NOT tara
I worked at discovery up until feb this year before I moved, they aren't charging $25 to go and see her its $25 every year, pretty much you turn up in as little (no) clothing as possible, and they have comps like best shaved, best strip etc.
Hey there Perez… love the website… i am a local darwinite and i really doesn't surprise me that they misspelt american… it is a very small place and not everyone is quite up to the high standards that you personally set….
Re: Mary TERE SANCHEZ – Hah! i was going to say the exact same thing.
glad i looked at the comments before i posted.
i didn't really enjoy american pie that much for the most part.
and she was annoying as shit on Scrubs.
they also misspelled "you're"
haha shes as much of a d lister in aust as she is over ther kids, note the event is in darwin which basically means desert hole - low point
OMG a spelling mistake!!!!! OMG!!!!! its the end of the world!!!!!!!!!!!!
(for the dumb americans…that was called sarcasm)
like none of you yankees have ever had a spelling mistake??? you guys have made plenty of worse mistakes than that.
im from australia. i dont consider her an A lister. its just to get people to go to the event.
There isn't a person in Australia who would think of Tara Reid as an A lister. In fact most people would only recognise her from some really badly acted phone commercials with a cartoon bird.
They must be stupid over there. They did not spell "American" correctly — and at the bottom where it says "Tell the boss your having Monday off" — should read "Tell the boss you're having Monday off" — People who cannot spell really piss me off. And by the way "alot" is NOT a word! TWO WORDS: A Lot! Make a note of it!
Re: Kaz –
Darwin peeps represent, you wish you lived here!
all you Darwin haters suck - darwin rocks!! where else can you start work at 10, take a long lunch at 11, get pissed at lunch, return to work at 3 and knock off at 4?!? You guys are just jealous!! WE LOVE YOU DARWIN!
They also used the wrong kind of "your." (should be "you're")
they also misspelled "you're" - stupid. most australians are a little smarter than that. and we don't think she's any sort of a-lister!
Hey guys it's in Darwin for christs sake. Its not like a real celebrity has ever set foot in our town. Plus the hookers ball is the best night of the year. Everyone goes in their underwear or naked and runs amok. So don't knock it till you've rocked it. P.S yeah they did spell american wrong but noone said they weren't idiots
She really isnt that popular here in australia……at all.
She was here in australia for a few weeks and did a couple of ads….no big deal.
Okay, they made a typo on the flyer…..It happens.
Dont diss australia, dont judge it when you havent been here and dont judge it on a visit you might make.
OKAY PEOPLE, OKAY!!! We know there are spelling mistakes, get the HELL over it. Then maybe pull out a map of Australia and check out where Darwin is - yep, up the top with about 2% of the population. A long way from the East Coast of Australia where the more 'in touch' people live (for example, myself). Then take a moment to open your mind and realise that a pissy little flyer for a skank-ho filthy party in one town in the largest island on Earth doesn't actually represent the whole fucking countrys' opinion. I'm 21, lived in Oz my entire life and have never even heard of this 'hooker ball'. That's how high profile it is (or rather, ISN'T!!). Tara Reid is foul, we all know that, hence why she is the guest of honour at this 'porn party'. We don't want her. Stop paying out Australia - if all of your wonderful Hollywood celebrities are anything to go by, we are a fucking awesome country - never a bad word about this place or the people here from those who visit, so shut the hell up and get educated, jerks.
Oh, and I'd also like to add: at least we are not home to Britney
Hookers ball was started over 21yrs ago it was held @ a gay nightclub call 'Dicks'. The ball was started by The Hookers of Darwin, Their night off to party & enjoy them selves. All the money that they raised went to the 'Red Cross' (not from selling them selves).
It is now full of fun to dress up & do the samething that we do every weekend. I was surprise that Tara was coming but she does fit the theme.
& by the way none of the money raised goes to the 'Red Cross' which is very sad.
OMG i was the one who told perez this hahahah this is great you have given darwin soo much publicity hahaha the hookers ball is just like your halloween where we get to dress up drink and have fun dont knock it till you have been there woooooo GO DARWIN
Perez, you misspell stuff all the time. Just saying.
tara reid is definitely NOT a hollywood A-lister in Australia (i'm from melbourne).
She does a commercial for an internet company that obviously doesn't make much money otherwise they wouldn't be resorting to having her as the face for their company. Point is, people here in Australia think pretty low of her aswell.
trust me we don't ALL think shes A-list in australia…
i was the one who told perez this is danni im from darwin aus so there is a typo who really cares about that seriously half of our own aussie stars dont come here so at least she dosent actually think she is to good for us ppl in darwin work to live where as most other ppl in aus live to work we have fun we work hard and play even harder we have a great night life and we are friendly to all the tourists i hated americans till i worked in tourism andnow after reading what you think of us because we make a type im beginning to resent you again to a select few the hookers ball is a fun thing that happens once a year in our biggest nightclub we all dress up go in drink dance and have fun its different we also have pj partys as well so please do not judge be 4 you see the real DARWIN and ps you just gave darwin publicity
I bet Tara was SOOOO hoping that nobody back home found out about this! Oh well, she must need the cash with Christmas just around the corner…
Re: danni –
Don't they have period stops, commas or sentences in Darwin? Maybe that's why the A-listers stay away, they don't want to catch poor grammar!
Re: Grammar – what the hell its a poster for a night club no one gives a flying fuck hear becoz we are all laid back and relaxed
not all people here think shes a fucking A lister. She's dirt with shit fake tites.
oh no, no no no. we don't think she is an a lister.
Come on people its really simple! The loony tunes idiot who spelt America wrong is the same jerkonoff who thinks this weird women is an A lister. Game Over!!!
us aussie's def' dont think tara is an "A lister"…trust me we DO NOT like the skank, she's never been popular here EVER! that cell phone/internet ad she does is SHIT & its only on TV after 1am when no one is watching…lol
ive never even heard of the 'hookers ball' & i live in Oz..its obviously where all the desperate weirdo's go.
Are you sure this isn't fake? It seems to be - The sentence structure is awkward and they typed "your" instead of "you're" in the last sentence in the descriptive paragraph. I highly doubt they'd make two errors like that in a "real" poster.
I think it's pretty poor that you guys are bagging Australians for spelling "American" wrong when most of you wouldn't even be able to point out Australia on a map.
I live in Australia
and i think she's beyond z-list.
she probably wrote the ad herself.
shes definitely not a-list in aus, but things are a little different in darwin where the party is located so maybe that explains it. As for chocobunny's comment: "she’s popular there.. does a few commercials… The country was founded by inmates including prostitutes… not scholars…" haha convicts and proud of it , but atleast we didnt produce trash like tara reid and then go and put her in our movies!
Well P, if by "Hollywood A Lister" you mean a skanky no-talent ho then yes, thats what we think. In regards to her celebrity in oz I believe the story goes that she fucked some REALLY old advertising exec who scored her some TV blurbs for DODO internet.
The animated bird she does the cell phone ads for is called Dodo…sounds kinda like dildo to me!Her career is o-v-a-h!!
Well lets all thank Perez Hilton for showing us just how stupid he thought we Australian's are. At least our country is not run by a former coke addict who can't even string a few words together to make a simple sentence, and no I'm not having a stab at all Americans I'm having a go at all the stupid sheep who are bagging Australia just because this fool posts some dumb picture on his blog. To all the Aussies out there if your getting sick of reading this idiots blog (which contains nothing more that a pic that has been draw on by an idiotic wanker), and you want to read something with a little more substance go to:
www.natspack.com
Perez, if your to dumb and sad to have to sensationalise someone's obvious typo because you can't come up with any sort of intellectual content of your own, then your more of a moron then what I thought you were!
Umm actually deadshit, and as embarrassing as this is for Australians everywhere, she IS in the ad. Get your facts right. I agree with everyone else here though, she is a fucking nobody in Australia, definitely not in Sydney where we actually have more class than to invite her to host any sort of event
Hooker's Ball?
I'm ashamed to be an Australian.
At least she reckons what her huge talent is for. GO hookers!
LMAO
Well it is in Darwin. Even the rest of Australia doesn't acknowledge Darwin with suburbs named Fannie Bay
Well it is in Darwin. Even the rest of Australia doesn't acknowledge Darwin with suburbs named Fannie Bay
look i realise you think hookers ball is funny and lame but have you ever gone to a party wearing slutty clothes ie french maid thats all it is an exuse for some good piccs a great night it may sound bad but its not really im from darwin and have been going for 3 yrs in a row its awesome great vibe and atmosphere i have always spelt your like your not you're never have never will im an aussie and dam fucking proud america had her on a pedastall along time ago but then she got drunk and fell from grace who cares
if im correct on halloween dont you all dress like whores and sluts we do it once a yr as well big deal im sure you have pimp and hoe partys to its all fun and games
Re: BambiGray –
that is sad you say that about darwin being the tip of australia i must say your not very patriotic are you i am a fan of each and every part of aus so what if we have suberbs named weird if uyou have ever been hear you know it is a beautiful place very tropical and pretty and
p.s we can out drink you all
by the way dick ward drive runs right through fannie bay
As an Aussie it's a bit embarrassing to think that "we" think she is an A-Lister…WE DON'T…and we're not all dumb arses that cannot spell properly.
I suppose it is a hookers ball after all. What do you expect?!?
I'm from Aust and WE DO NOT THINK THAT SHE IS A HOLLYWOOD A LISTER. Seeing her doing some stupid advertisement on telly for a mobile company made me almost projectile vomit. I'm so embarrassed they actually spelt American wrongly.
WTF IS THIS HOOKER'S BALL ANYWAY?!
"Tell the boss your having Monday off" Another spelling error. It should say "you're" not "your"
What do you expect from such a high-class event?
FUCK YOU!!!
DARWIN IS THE BEST!! AND I AM FROM THERE!!!
STOP JUDGING US JUST CAUSE OF A FUCKIN TYPO!!
FUCK YOU AMERICA HAS MORE WHORES.
AMERICANS ARE UNEDUCATED STUPID ASSHOLES!!
I am an Australian and seriously, NO ONE in Australia thinks Tara Reid is a 'Hollywood A-lister', she's just lame and she should realise that she has like, NO career of she's resorted to this kind of shit. Please don't think Aussies actually like her, BECAUSE WE DON'T!!!!!!
Figures, it's fucking Darwin of all places. On the behalf of the greater proportion of Australia i disclaim and repudiate the following: the territory, the ball and the ho. She can keep her venereal diseases to herself. I'm not paying 25 to tap that.
Hahaha she looks FAT in that picture!! Annnnnd for fucks sake, its darwin! No one in Australia gives a real shit about Darwin! Almost as much as we don't care for Tasmania either!
Look at her gut! Thought she got that shit fixed.
She is in Darwin, which is like the equvilent of Wyoming to you American's. Plllleaaasseee.
as long as we're getting technical…"your" should be "you're"
really high-class affair
I am shocked and pleased that Perez actually caught a spelling mistake!
Re: yerr – well said dude, like and such as.
They spelled "your" wrong, too.
POT TO KETTLE, "YOU'RE BLACK".
LIKE YOU SHOULD BE CALLING SOMEONE OUT ON SPELLING ERRORS, FAT ASS.
xoxo
Not only did they misspell American, but they used the incorrect form of the word "your"…it should be "you're." Dumbasses.
TARA FUCKIN REID - WHAT CAN I SAY? I MEAN THIS IS A WOMAN WHO HAS ABSOLUTELY NO TALENT OF ANY KIND. AND I READ AN INTERVIEW ONCE WHERE SHE SAID HER PLASTIC SURGEON COMPLETELY FUCKED UP HER BOOB JOB - AND NOW SHE HAS UNEVEN AND UNSYMMETRIC BREASTS. WHAT A FUCKIN IDIOT. TARA REID IS A FUCKIN HASBEEN. THIS WOMANS CAREER CRASHED A LONG-FUCKIN-TIME-AGO.
Re: yaya – First of you're not first and second shut the fuck up yaya, ok?
DANNI
YOU'RE A REAL FUCKIN IDIOT,!!!!! HA HA HA. PEOPLE IN AUSSIE MUST WANT TO KICK YOUR ASS… LIKE BAD…. TARA REID IS AS LOW AS YOU CAN GET…
SHE'S SOOOOOO SHIT IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNNY!!!! TRY SOMEONE LIKE CARMEN ELECTRA…. OH YA I FORGOT…. SHE'S WAAAYYYYYYY OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE…. TARA COULDN'T HOLD UP A CANDLE TO CARMEN…… IT JUST COULDN'T HAPPEN FUCK FACE….. AND PEREZ, WHY ARE YOU POSTING THIS IDIOTS FLYER ANYWAY…. HE'S A DAMN MORON, AND NEEDS TO GET HIS AUSSIE ASS KICKED ……. LOOSER…… I'LL KICK YOUR ASS FOR NOTHING. YOU STUPID, CUNT SUKING, MOTHER FUCKING, ASS KISSING, BBBIIIAAAAATTTTTCCCCCHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
"American" is not the only typo!
They also made incorrect use of "your" vs. "you're" in "tell the boss YOUR having Monday off…."
They didn't even bother to edit - brilliant!
HAHA!
Re: chocobunny – Go fuck yourself
One poorly written poster does not represent the average Aussie's view. Tara's is nothing but a has been alcoholic with screwed up plastic surgery. Return to sender…
FUCK U STUPID PEREZ, VANESSA ISN'T A HOOKER OR A SLUT.. U ARE AN ASS AND U SUCKS
Re: YAYA SUCKS YOUR ANUS – Actually, yaya was first, read the first post jackass. He/she just reposted to say it was no big deal.
Actually, Australians do not think Tara Reid is an A lister - and they're certainly not represented as a country by some cheap ass porn industry night thankyou very much!!
FUNNIEST SHITE EVER
i truly am embarrassed by my country ignorance…..sigh*****
Oh. My. God.
I wish I could get ahold of just one of you stupid losers that post "first" every 2 posts, do you have anything better to do? If I were you I would slit my wrists vertically, then jump in your car and turn the engine on making sure the garage door is closed. Its only fair to the rest of us. fuck you very much