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This Is Not A Joke

Filed under: Tara Reid > Australiastic

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Tara Reid is hosting the 21st annual Hooker's Ball in Australia this Sunday. For real.

The party is sponsored by a porn company. For real.

They're charging $25 to go and meet Tara. For real.

Apparently, they think Tara Reid is a "Hollywood A Lister" in Australia. Try not to laugh too hard. She's definitely an A Lister…at a hooker's ball!

Vanessa Hudgens will probably be hosting the Hooker's Ball next year!

P.S. They misspelled American on the flyer.

322 comments to “This Is Not A Joke”

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  1. Clair says – reply to this


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    Re: chocobunny – Just because she was on an ad here doesn't make her popular.. You call yourself a scholar? If this country is just full of criminals and hookers then why did you come here?
    And to the people who are calling us stupid because someone misspelt your stupid country's name on a brochure -your own fricking president called this country Austria?! And he runs your stupid retarded country! Cougar bourbon doesn't run ours..

  2. Sab says – reply to this


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    Re: Halo Superstar – Thank you for clearing that up!!

  3. Clair says – reply to this


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    Are you Americans so ignorant that you jump down the throats of anyone who dares misspell the name of your country? Our country may be full of people convicted of stealing a sheep from their neighbour but yours is full of pimps, hookers, paedophiles, murderers, bank robbers, drug smugglers, wife beaters, trailer trash, ghettos, hillbillies, gang violence and uneducated politicians to name a few so take a look at your own country before you rip on others.. Those in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

  4. leigh-anne says – reply to this


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    oi, im going to this "hookers ball" ur paying out on sunday. do some research people, the party is in Darwin where there is 100,000 people…we dont get even get Australian A-Listers up here let alone anyone from America! So u can see our excitement that someone who loves our fine country decides to visit such a remote area of Australia and join in the biggest party of the year in Darwin! AND the price is always $25 so we r not paying $25 to see her…she is an added bonus! People up here are so excited for this extra bonus of having her there, its a big night for us!!

  5. Kate says – reply to this


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    Perez I am an Australian and let me tell you no one here thinks Tara Reid is an A List star. They just put it on the poster so all the bogans (our word for what you would probably call rednecks or trailer trash, Brits call chavs etc) will think someone fanous is going to be there.

  6. kAT says – reply to this


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    NO ONE IN AUSTRALIA THINKS SHE IS A LIST!!!

    PS: I love that they said she is the star of Amercian Pie!!

    She was in an ad…for the cheapest crappiest ISP in Aust, and that just made everyone hate her more!!

  7. m e l a n i e says – reply to this


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    omg.. it's in darwin. i didn't know people really lived there!

  8. sarah says – reply to this


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    bahaha i'm Australian and i can tell you that we all think she is a trashy slut that thinks she's an A-lister but really she is desperate for $$$ and can't act or even have a half decent reality show. she is on a dodo add on tv it's pathetic they are a 'dodgy' mobile/cellphone company.

  9. kate says – reply to this


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    Darwin - read no further - thats Gold!

  10. Lkelly says – reply to this


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    LMAO! Soooo funny the misspelling!

  11. Steph says – reply to this


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    hey we don't think shes an A-lister is Australia. She was the only person desperate enough to actually do it!

  12. steph says – reply to this


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    excuse me perez, we don't think she's an A-lister in Australia, she's just the only pathetic whore who would actually do it

  13. MeL says – reply to this


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    You are right, Perez! when you said they misspelled "American" I had to look twice…Hahaha. you r sharp!

  14. Pinky says – reply to this


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    Um I am Australian and I DO NOT think that Tara Reid is an alister or any kind of star at all. Tara Reid is just cheap and her career is truly over since she is doing Dodo commericals staring blankly at an annoying animated bird and attending a 'hookers ball'. Most Australians generally do not care about Tara Reid….

  15. sass says – reply to this


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    Come on guys get over it we all know she is D list but Darwin is a small town it is exciting someone from America is coming over..

    and as for the hookers ball yeah im sure its not for everyone but fuck it is a awesome night i have been before and had a really good night…

    as for Tara Reid she will go off the whole night is about getting drunk and being slutty!! haha

  16. sikkofitall says – reply to this


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    They also misspelled "YOUR"….. in "tell the boss 'YOUR' having Monday off'…. it's "YOU'RE".. you morons,, not "YOUR"!!! "YOU'RE" IS A CONTRACTION OF 'YOU' and 'ARE'– for all the idiots out there who CAN'T SPELL BASIC ENGLISH anymore…. "YOUR" is possessive.. as in,, YOUR dog, YOUR house, YOUR ignorance shows when you write like a third-grader!!!

  17. KRISTEN says – reply to this


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    Us Aussies def dont think of Tara Reid as an A-lister just because we are far away dos not mean we are stupid

  18. keesh says – reply to this


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    haha, Perez…they also typed "your" when it should read "you're"

  19. Ellie Jean says – reply to this


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    Well, you make spelling, punctuation, and grammatical errors all the time, Perez, so don't draw too much attention to their error–unless you're willing to clean up your own act. (And maybe you could be the head ho next year…xoxoox EJ

  20. m e l b o u r n e says – reply to this


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    Re: AUSTRALIAN – aww how cute.. typical darwin agression xx

  21. Cassandra says – reply to this


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    (Just so you know chocobunny) South Australia is a free settled state and therefore "no convicts" or "prostitutes". It is good to have a few facts and education behind you before you gob off on things you know nothing about. Contary to Amercian belief, the world does not stop at the Amercian border. There is a world happening out there other than the USA! If you country is so much better than any other why is it that you are all so driven by materialistic, shallow ideas. Life is about so much more than superficial things. And the way your country is slowly poisoning itself through plastic views and shallow ideals I dont think it is wise to sit in judgement of others!
    Australia is a truly amazing country, so dont criticise what you dont understand. Second hand opinions dont make you look any smarter!

    Aussie Aussie Aussie - Oi Oi Oi

  22. Kate says – reply to this


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    Im from Australia, and we definatley dont consider tara reid as an A-Lister, thank-you very much! To us she's a nobody.

  23. brinka.melbournia says – reply to this


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    tara reid isn't an A lister in Australia. She's just as lame here as she is everywhere else.

    aussie aussie aussie! oi oi oi!
    aussie! oi!
    aussie! oi!
    aussie aussie aussie! oi! oi! oi!

    xo.

  24. Zita says – reply to this


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    yes.im.australian.and.i.live.in.darwin.

    but.this.is.fucken.awsome.dat.Tara.is.cumin.to.darwin

    haha

  25. anne says – reply to this


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    Pot calling the kettle black about the misspelling.
    Hope this means your copy will improve.

  26. smurfette says – reply to this


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    Re: aussie mc oz – Northern Territory isn't a state it's a Territory that is why it is named so idiot.

  27. Danni says – reply to this


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    im a darwiner and the fact that she is coming hear is big to us ok she was once an a list celeb and they are talking past its just a flyer made up to put on poles how can americans diss her you fucking produced her and she is coming hear i dont like her but i dont hate her she has changed im very dissapointed in other aussies for dissing darwin you cant call YOUR self an aussie unless yoiu love every single bit of australia and in aus we spell you're YOUR get use to it

  28. Danni says – reply to this


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    Re: little princess
    little princess your a complete fuckwit go back to your american trailer trash lot you dont fucking no a thing NO ONE wants to kick my ass you stupid statisdic whore your not welcome in oz so fuck off you think your big on the other side of the key bored your all jelouse you dont have an awesome night like ours

    woooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
    GO DARWIN

  29. Kitten1313 says – reply to this


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    Perez commenting on an editing error is too rich for words.

  30. mezy says – reply to this


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    Obviously Tara only agreed to be part of the Hookers Ball and do an appearance if all posters/press advertising the event stated that she was an "A List" celebrity.

    PS i'm an aussie - darwin is not known for its party scene, but is a great place from what i've heard (i live in sydney). Plus all you americans: you can't call all of australia dumb cos a graphic designer made a typo when creating that poster. it happens, get over it.

  31. jem says – reply to this


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    The event is in Darwin
    nough said.

  32. Ashleigh says – reply to this


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    Oh no we spelt american wrong!!!! How gives a flying fuck! And she's sooo not A list. She's a tart. And the animated bird ad she's on is for Dodo a phone network that nobody is on anyway.

  33. LIANNA says – reply to this


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    I use to live in Darwin, Northern Territory, AUSTRALIA. Which is where "discovery" is located and trust me no one is going to this. No one thinks Tara Ried is an A lister, we're not retarded!! And believe it or not this nightclub actually charges $25 every other night of the week!

  34. lou says – reply to this


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    Re: sarah – The comments that Australians have been making about America are only reflecting your own negative comments about our great country AUSTRALIA!!! PS I'd just like to make another thing clear thats been bugging me, nobody I know has ever said "throw another shrimp on the barbie". It's a stupid fu#%ing saying considering we call them PRAWNS here anyway, Oh and we pronounce it Auzzie. Not that Americans care anyway their heads are way to far up their own butts

  35. KARLY says – reply to this


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    She is definatley not A list over here!! Pretty sure she is trash!! Um, she is promoting a hookers ball, how low can she go!! Oh yeah as low as promoting Dodo Mobile Services Bahaha. Geek!!

  36. jess says – reply to this


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    I live in OZ, SHE is not big in Australia! YUCK!
    SLUT! She's in one of the ad's here for a phone company and is so skanky. She talks to a cartoon bird called "DoDo bird"

  37. lou says – reply to this


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    Re: CindyMom – Hi sweetie, have a look at your spell check on your computer you can be spelt your that way. As in "your a total american bitch".

  38. Mel says – reply to this


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    you think promoters are going to make it big if they are going to put up a poster says something along the lines of "Tara Reid Hollywood's no 1 trash renowned for boobs gone wrong"?
    Anyone with half a brain will know that its purely a marketing tool and does not in anyway reflect the views of any Australians. It surprises me that America lets celebrities such as Paris, Lindsay to be famous for so long despite their abhorrent drinking and drug addictions, GO have a google on Australian celebrities, see if there are any celebrities that behave like this.

  39. maya says – reply to this


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    OMG…. she seems desparate for attention. I agree with u perez, vanessa might do next years… that will be so hilarious

  40. maya says – reply to this


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    she wants attention… just like vanessa, they both hookers

  41. MEL says – reply to this


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    HA HA you ppl are all idiots!!!! DANNI i love ya bitch… Darwin is not a destert u fuckwits of Australia that thinks it is …..WE HAVE WATER and lots of it too HA HA …..and who is on water bans????? Hookers ball rocks its local thats y you other fuckwits know nothing about it ME N DANNI COULD DRINK YOU ALL UNDER THE TABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! did i spell any thing wrong wouldnt like for anyone to pick on me baaaa haaaaa

  42. Danni says – reply to this


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    this site got me sooooooo FIRED up lol sooo funny luv you to mel bitch meet you at the pub bitch lets get fucked up yeh you other aussies want some water lol well we have it and fuck loads hahahaha SUCK MY DICK

    any thing spelt wrong in hope sooo coz i dont GIVE A FUCK

    luvs my mel bitch mawah

  43. HOKKERS BALL CHICK says – reply to this


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    hate to say this all you americans this poster took like an hour for them to do and they get $50 an hour hear i think that shits on you $8 you make an hour

  44. MEL says – reply to this


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    well im getting $26 n hour that suits me i probably only took half an hour ha ha oi hookers ball chick whats your name? i prob know ya? do you wonna join me n danni at the pub and laugh at all these funny ppl ha ha ah aha ah ahaa a aaaaaa

  45. suze says – reply to this


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    for the record; Australian's don't think she's an A list star…dude; the party is in Darwin!!!!!!!

  46. Angeljodie04 says – reply to this


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    WHERE WHERE?!!! WANNA GO,

  47. Angeljodie04 says – reply to this


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    WHERE WHERE?!!! WANNA GO,

  48. Darwin Girl says – reply to this


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    With or without bimbo reid, it is $25 for a shit hot night, you ort to come over and try it before you slag it. Just ’cause we aint in the states doesn't mean we don't know how to partae!

  49. Shell says – reply to this


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    She's not popular in Oz - we laugh at her just like you guys do.
    And the telco ad for Dodo is a cheap and nasty company that couldn't afford anyone else to use in their advertisement.

    So sad….

  50. Babydoll says – reply to this


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    She's likely got more… oh never mind Tara is a wee bit sleezy. Perez, why are you so cruel. Did someone pick on you when you were a kid.?

  51. Meh Meh says – reply to this


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    The Dodo ad always uses skanky women like Ms Reid - If you call someone a Dodo you aren't exactly being complimentary - any wonder she is on their ads along with the other 'charming' women?

  52. USGAY says – reply to this


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    Pffffft. Americans are the stupidest people on earth. What self repecting Aussie would go see tara? The answer is.. no Australian would.. the only people there will be all the fuck wit americans over here with nothing to do but talk trash and pay for strippers. Get over yourself america?

  53. amelia says – reply to this


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    Re: canadiancutie – What is the Discovery bar like? Backpackers? So, you mean it's just totally gross?

  54. Darwinian says – reply to this


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    Can easily tell you why it's being held in Darwin and not the rest of Australia. We're the most laid back, accepting population there is. And we don't actually think we're seperate from the rest of the world, like certain other "aussies" infer in this little feedback column. Tara is famous, and if her career is in wind-down, why exactly blog her? You know, the more I read these comments, I realise the dumber I'm going to become, circling this blackhole of stupidity that your average fan here exhibits. Look at the brilliant insightfull feedback at the start - "first" repeatedly in the first 20 comments. To you other "aussies", go crawl back into your basement you call a "high social life", and leave reality to the rest of us.

  55. jess says – reply to this


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    Re: MEL – You are the reason why the rest of australia doesn't come to darwin

  56. QueenOfCups says – reply to this


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    "P.S. They misspelled American on the flyer."

    …They misspelled "D lister" too.

  57. Monique says – reply to this


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    I'm from Australia. And Trust me No one in this country thinks she is an A List Celeb. She is probably the most cheapest we can get from Hollywood. And hosting a hooker party?? Not even the local soapy stars would host that !! Poor Tara.. you're so desperate and so stupid.

  58. Joey says – reply to this


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    Darwin people aren't backward and stupid, we have a laid back lifestyle and don't take ourselves too seriously. The poster has to be a joke 'amercian' 'a-lister', so amusing and so much publicity for such a skank it makes me laugh. To the other Australians picking on Darwin ,shut up! go get stuck in peak hour traffic and put more effort into water saving ideas.

  59. alex says – reply to this


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    To all those Americans who are paying out Australians, at least we didn't vote in the stupidest man in the world to be our leader! The man who's come out with such witty remarks, ie. - "I heard somebody say, 'Where's (Nelson) Mandela?' Well, Mandela's dead. Because Saddam killed all the Mandelas" (for those that don't know - Nelson Mandela was president of South Africa, and is still alive)

  60. chikabom says – reply to this


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    well she did a lame advertisement with an australian phone company, dodo.
    not surprising!

  61. pop says – reply to this


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    australia is cool, america is not. suck it.

    now we finally dumped howard for ruddy your bushy has no say in what we do.

    suck that too.

  62. pop says – reply to this


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    Re: CC
    Australia is cool, america is not. suck it.

    now we dumped Howard for Rudd we won't have fuglay ass retard bushy influencing things.

    suck that too.

    i would hate to be american. your president is pathetic! THAT represents your country?

    we don't "tip" people, your minimum wage is so low that you NEED tips and you have no social security.

    how do you spell "street bum?" you'll need it for your beggar cardboard poster.

    accept that the world hates you already.

  63. sydneyrose says – reply to this


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    Im sorry but…Tara is not an an "Hollywood A Lister" here…
    Please Perez give us some credit…I thought you loved us here in OZ!

  64. Aussie_Steph says – reply to this


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    OK, as an Australian, I just want to say this…. there seems to be a lot of "Aussie Haters" on here lately. What is the deal with that?

    Do you Americans realise (before you correct my spelling, we spell "realise" with an "s" here, it isn't a mistake) that in the past month, 3 Australian soldiers have been killed in Afghanistan helping your sorry asses? Did that even make the news there? My brother has served 3 terms in Afghanistan and Iraq in the special forces, and was close friends with the soldier who died just this past week coming under fire from the taliban.
    Continued……

  65. Aussie_Steph says – reply to this


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    continued….

    I want to ask where the FUCK do some of you arrogant people get off insulting Australians because of some flier for a theme night at an establishment that 99.9% of Australians have never heard of?

    Tara Reid is an example of the kind of trailer park trash that breeds in the festering swamps in your proud land. Shall we take a look at some fliers for similar events held in YOUR country? Every fucking city in America, Europe, Australia, Asia and beyond has it's fair share of seedy places that hold events like this. They all hire "has beens" to try to promote themselves. SO FUCKING WHAT?

    To all the people saying she is "very popular in Australia"….WTF?? No, she is just the same skanky whore that YOU know her as! She is desperate for work and obviously thought she could work crappy gigs down here and escape attention, it's not like we WANT her! Have the crack whore back, where she belongs!

    Do us a favour all you ingrate American haters…next time you decide to go fight someone else's war, don't you be calling up asking for reinforcements, because you just might find yourselves out in the cold. Fucking ignorant CUNTS!

  66. Aussie_Steph says – reply to this


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    PS: I would like to add that my rant is NOT aimed at all Americans. I have some very dear friends who are American and live in the U.S.
    My comments are aimed specifically at the self-righteous ones here who think that because they are Americans, that their shit doesn't stink.

    Only the very ignorant judge an entire nation on something like this flier. And, as for the comments on us being founded by criminals not scholars? Best do your research friends. Their may have been a penal colony in Australia, but it was colonized by a diverse range of British society…..JUST LIKE THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA! Sheeeeesh! Where do you think you all came from? Unless you are indigenous, you come from somewhere else too!

  67. Richard Columbine says – reply to this


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    you CONSTANTLY MISSPELL THINGS ON HERE! TARA REID IS A SLUT!!! YAY

  68. amelia says – reply to this


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    Re: Incredulous – What does go on in Northern Queensland and Western Australia? Is it really awful? I have heard the backpacker scene's in those location's are fairly debauched.

  69. Erika says – reply to this


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    … and instead of writing "you're" they wrote "your."

  70. blahblah says – reply to this


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    don't worry people, not only is she NOT "a-list" here but generally people don't really quite know who she is… she's on these terrible cheap as shit ads for cheap internet.. terrible :P

  71. blahblah says – reply to this


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    I might also remind people that the people who are stupid enough to run a hookers event hosted by an (AMERICAN) nobody who is even more of a nobody here (most people assuming she's just some bimbo american porn star) are likely to be stupid enough to not spell American right. But shit, have a look at the chick on the Are you smarter than a 5th grader clip a few pages back! you guys are ones to talk - esp chocobunny…

  72. llannella says – reply to this


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    We got to the hookers ball in Darwin every year and it is awesome fun!

  73. Sheila says – reply to this


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    Hahahaha
    America is full of dirty skanks!!!

  74. Dee says – reply to this


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    Stop being racist bastards.
    Seriously, Americans get over yourselves. who gives a shit if there's a mistake on a flyer…. IT'S A FUCKING FLYER!

  75. Dee says – reply to this


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    Stop being racist bastards.
    Seriously, get over yourselves. who gives a shit if there's a mistake on a flyer…. IT'S A FUCKING FLYER!
    I live in Australia, and every time her stupid ass commercials come on tv, we either make fun of her stupidity on it or just change the channel cause we really can't be fucked watching her.
    We don't give a shit about her so get the fuck off our backs.
    Yeah YOU'RE making us Aussie's angry, wonder why? cause you're being rude fuck heads so leave my country the fuck alone.
    The guy you have representing your countries just wonderful now isn't he!?

  76. becky says – reply to this


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    and your mom will be there next year too

  77. Ozzie says – reply to this


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    Re: chocobunny – she isnt popular here.. she is on a stop over in darwin so they got her to make an appearance… get your facts straight.. fuckin americans!

  78. OzGrl says – reply to this


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    Re: amelia – shut the fuck up.. discovery probably one of the biggest and best clubs in australia! Backpackers aren't 'eeww' as you say.. what happens when you want to go travel? Let me guess you will probably be in some nice hotel watching in-house movies instead of being out there experiencing life.. backpacking is the best kind of travel.

    People like you piss me off! Why live on this earth and not experience anything real.. you may as well go and be hit by a fuckin bus! Now that would be an experience that would benefit the greater community!

  79. burntpie says – reply to this


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    Um.. has anyone else noticed this is being held in Darwin!?!? I mean, not to rag on Darwin but it's hardy the metropolitan capital of Australia is it. Sydney, Melbourne, even Brisbane it would have some cred but nup - Tara Reid is appearing at a glorified bush dance.

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    Re: OzGrl – That's a really personal attack on Amelia. To say you think she should be hit by a bus? A little nasty I think. She wasn't being personal with her comments re backpacking from what I can see. She asked what Discovery bar was like. As Canadiancutie commented on what went on there. .Maybe she has just seen and heard of the not-so-nice side to the backpacking industry. It is out there and it is well known.

  81. GRACIESGIRL says – reply to this


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    PEOPLE BY CALLING HER AN A LISTER THEY MEANT SHE LIKES IT UP THE ASS!!!!!!!!!!

  82. kim says – reply to this


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    Well it looks like the flyer says Darwin, which is in the Northern Territory up north Australia so its no wonder it says shes an A lister !

  83. Amy says – reply to this


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    As a Darwin resident I can't wait for hookers! It's always a good ol sleazy time, no matter if wonky boobs comes or not!!!!!

  84. jered says – reply to this


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    omg she aint an A lister in australia, all we see of her is in a couple of cheap commercials for this shitty telephone company called dodo.. quite sad really.. her acting is poor in it to!

  85. HoneyBellaPeaches= stripper says – reply to this


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    Hi im a stripper and a topless barmaid. just becoz i show some skin it doesnt mean im a fuking slut. u ppl who dont live in aus go fuk yourselves, if you want to have a dig at us stay out of our country… oh & i live in darwin & the worst ppl here are the tourists! to you Amercians… hi we wont be up your ass anymore. Ur retarded president Mr Bush started the war in Iraq now whos stupid!!! how many australians die to that of the ratio of deaths to americans. Your defence force shoots each other… real friendly fire there… AND the hookers ball is about breaking the rules and having fun.. we actually have the guts to say this is what i would wear in our fantasies and FYI how many M or F's out there in this world can honestly say that they have never dreamt or had a wetdream over another M or F dressed as a cop, nurse, sailor, fireman, devil… thats what i thought…

  86. HoneyBellaPeaches=stripper says – reply to this


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    oh and who's the number 1 state with the highest obeasty promblem. again to you america!!! we do enjoy partying in darwin and as you guys put it… we have the sexiest men. and who doesnt dream of a fuking beautiful aussie chick.. so stop making a big deal out of nothing… the girl that drew up the posters, works in discovery (as do i on TOT (tits out tuesday)} she had to make up this poster on a short deadline its called typo. havent you ever made a mistake while typing fast. you ppl r pathetic. So to EVRY1… GET Fucked i love DARWiN and australia. to the australians for dissing the NT. go cry a river, just because you dont have the balls or tits to stand up for the country you live in. therefore you arent an aussie so go back to where ever you came from. in australia we spell it Your and You're there is a difference in the definitions!!! if you guys are so smart you would know this. this is coming from a BLONDE…. Naturally not peroxided

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    Re: aussie mc oz

    Do you seriously think darwin is like the country… you obviously live in a tin city. melbourne perhaps? but i hate to tell you this darwin has roads and city lights and the kangaroos are out bush… like 2 hours drive. and at least we can still breathe and see the sky! ha suck that. oh oh oh and guess what we are still allowed to play with fireworks and legally sell them around the 1st of july. were hot ur not…

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    Re: jess – and your the definition of Bitch. leave us darwin ppl alone guess what iv lived in every other state and came back here every time. we like our laid back lifestyle and were all happy with our drinking lifestyles most ppl here are the average weight because we do things like a community should… we get together for sport and drinking. I'm fucking 5"9" im size 12D naturally and i only way 59kg. so fuck u ill post a fucking picture just to show u what darwin girls look like bitch and we actually have nice weather and tans1!! leave Mel alone… and go drink your recycled toilet water… we get 6 months of rain here bitches.

  89. Todd Jahryd Sachs says – reply to this


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    LMAO PEREZ, ALL YOU DID WAS MAKE A FEW SLIGHT COMMENTS AND EVERYONE IS TAKING IT OUT OF PROPORTION. I'M AN AUSSIE, BUT I'M LOVING THE CONTROVERSY!

    I HAD ACTUALLY NEVER HEARD OF THE HOOKERS BALL UNTIL I SAW IT MENTIONED ON E! DAILY 10 COZ WE ALSO HAVE E! HERE VIA CABLE.

    DARWIN, ETC OUTBACK IN AUSTRALIA IS VIEWED SIMILAR TO HOW URBAN/COASTAL AMERICANS VIEW PEOPLE IN THE MID-WEST/SOUTH.

    AND AS FOR TARA REID BEING HIRED TO BE A GUEST THERE, AUSTRALIANS ALTHOUGH DON'T VIEW HER AS A-LIST, WE LIKE FAMOUS PARTY PEOPLE, LAST NEW YEARS WE HAD PARIS HILTON AT A CLUB IN BONDI, AND I WENT TO A CLUB RECENTLY IN THE OUTER SUBURBS OF SYDNEY AND VIN DIESEL WAS A GUEST AT AN EVENT THERE.

    AND SERIOUSLY, THE WORLD NEEDS TO GET NEW MATERIAL TO BASH US WITH COZ AFTER 200 YEARS ALL ANYONE HAS TO ATTACK US WITH IS THAT THE FIRST SETTLERS WERE MAINLY CONVICTS.

    AND WE'D RATHER HAVE CRIMINALS FOUND OUR COUNTRY (CONSIDERING MOST OF THE CRIMES THEY COMMITTED WERE RIDICULOUS THINGS LIKE STEALING FOOD, CLOTHING, ETC) THEN A BUNCH OF BRITISH PURITANS WHO CONTINUED SLAVERY WHEN MOST OF THE WESTERN WORLD HAD ABOLISHED IT, AND BURNED WOMEN AT THE STAKE FOR WITCHCRAFT LESS THAN 100 YEARS BEFORE AUSTRALIA WAS COLONISED.

    SO SERIOUSLY THOSE AMERICANS WHO WISH TO INSULT AUSTRALIA JUST REMEMBER WE HAVE ALOT MORE TO THROW BACK AT YOU THAN YOU HAVE TO US.

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    HEY! thats false advertisement..she's not an A'lister

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    Has anybody thought about all the FREE publicity this event is now getting because of a few little spelling "errors".

    Hookers Ball is one of the biggest over 18's event of the yeasr & there's no doubt that Discovery will be the place to be on Sunday night. And if your not there you are missing an awesome event.

    As for all the people bagging out Tara for hosting the event - Get a life!!! It's terrific she is attending UNLIKE other well known people who think they are too special to support other countries and their events.

    And for those people who think "your" is a spelling error - it's not, in Aus it's a short version for "you are", "you're".

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    You guys have no idea wtf you're talking about. Maybe in America and Hollywood you can judge people all the time because you know the context of everything they do because you're there in the thick of it - but unless you've lived in Darwin and actually know what the Hookers Ball is, then shut up. Oh, and reading a flyer doesn't make you informed. Grow up and find something better to do.

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    And another thing - wtf is up with the rest of Australia ragging on Darwin and the NT, defending yourselves just to suck up to these American Jerks??? There's no need to try and explain how you think and reassure these ill-informed idiots that you're on the same side. I'd rather be on any side than that of America, and if you Australian's from other cities don't have the balls to stand up when you're country's being ragged on, what the hell kind of Australian are you?

  94. madddd says – reply to this


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    hahahaa they spelled american wrong
    u guys are goodd

  95. madddd says – reply to this


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    hahahaa they spelled american wrong
    u guys are goodd

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    Re: lucy – Your wrong! The Hookers and Deviates balls all around the country attract huge crowds. Come out of your shell and live a little! They are not literally for hookers, it is a chance for people to be naughty, it is liberating. Go to one and you will change your mind. Don't be Square!

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    No one in Oz thinks she's an A lister - I'm from Oz - she will do anything for money and this proves it, from a mobile ad all about her tits and a hooker's ball where i'm sure she'll be worth $2 max.

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    She did a phone company commercial in OZ for a phone company called DODO!!!! Hmmmmm… look mom no hands!!

  99. kate says – reply to this


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    Ummmm NO! Nobody in Australia thinks this trashbag is an A-lister. Who the fuck goes to a hookers ball? Who has even heard of such a thing. Just goes to show how brilliant her career is going. I am embarrassed for her.

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    Re: CC – Please. An American calling an Australian stupid? Dont make me laugh.

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