She Just Wants To Kick Ass
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Angelina Jolie has signed on to star in a film based on the life of Kathi Lynn Austin, whose adventures in arms trafficking and terrorism will inspire an action thriller vehicle for the actress and humanitarian.
The pic is being produced by Jolie's manager, Geyer Kosinski.
It is being described as a female-oriented Bourne Identity, and Kosinski and Jolie are hoping it turns into a successful franchise like the Matt Damon films.
This is cute and all, but Angie's been there and done that.
How many times has she played a spy now?
She should try a romantic comedy!
[Photo via Getty Images.]
Posted: December 5, 2007 at 1:42 pm
Re: A bi girl who love Angie!!! – YUP…. I AGREE WITH YOU, MY GIRL IS HOTT!! LOL…. SHEZ WAY BETTER THAT FUCKIN BITCH JENNIFER!! DAMN…. ANGELINA JOILE ALWAYZ LOOKZ HOT IN PICZ. =D LOVE YOU!!
Ewwww. I'm sick of her.
Who cares about this washed up anorexic redundant hag anymore? At least Matt Damon can act, and by comparison he's a lot easier on the eyes.
Re: carolynlee – #100 You wish!
Jolie herself said in interviews that Pax couldent speak english and that he was scared! Between the two of them running there mouths to anyone who will listen you dont need to read trash mags. People wouldent gossip about them if they stayed out of the public. Dident britney spears go crying about the intrusiveness of the public after she sold her story, baby pict, wedding pic,ect ect? Besides this is my therapy bitch!
Angelina will do a romantic comedy in the future with Brad. She said so in one of her interviews. Maybe after she gives birth to her next bio child.
Let me guess. Andelina will have some attempt some horrible English accent for the role.
No thanks.
I thought old Angie said she was going to take a break from movies. Guess she can't stay out of the limelight.
Re: jenfraud – #96 The only reason that d-list joke's been working the last while is because those deals were signed sealed and delivered BEFORE the Brangelina backlash began. No one in Hollywood with half a mind would sign her up now. She's too hot, and not in a flattering way. She and Pitt and their fake family and humanitarian act are a transparent joke. And like it or not, the media is now getting on the bash-Brangelina-bandwagon. Posters in droves all over the Net have turned against their fakeness. The druggie alcoholic whore will be staying home to raise her phoney family because no one will hire her. Her presence in Beowulf made it a laughing stalk. Her movies are bombing, as are Pitts. Those two idiots are deservedly done.
I thought she was going to stop working for a year to care for the kids.
Yeah, right.
she will never beat Matt.
wonder where she hides the needle marks - Brad is so clueless
here she goes again leaving brad with all the children.. what happened to her taking time off. what a liar i hate her
What is the attraction to this skanky bag o' bones??
Romantic comedy? No way!!! She was born to make kick ass movies.
Bourne didn't have Matt Damon looking super sexy on the hood of an ultra expensive sports cards. Bourne was an anti spy movie.
ANGIE IS GETTING BORING. OI WOULDN'T EVEN CARE IF SHE WAS IN A SEX TAPE. TOO SKINNY TOO OPINIONATED AND SHE HAS BEEN POLUTED BY BILLY BOB TRAILOR TRASH OR WHATEVER THE FUCK HIS LAST NAME IS. I WISH ANGIE DIED IN ONE OF THOSE PLANES ON 9/11…NOW THAT WOULD BE FUNNY
Re: K – Perfectly said. WE know she's the worst kind of phony. She actually believes her own twisted act that she's got going on and there are idiots who believe it right along with her. They see a pretty face and good deeds and take it for it face value worth. When just below the surface is a desire for attention and admiration. Why does every charitable deed and adoption need to be done for all the world to see? She wants people to forget everything negative thing she has done. Well, no one changes so completely and so quickly. She'll get sick of this "role" she's playing one day. She's a terrible actress except when playing her own life. But she's still not convincing. Her dad was right…she's got mental problems. BIG ONES
PLEASE stop with the "and humanitarian" bit..she's a fucking actor 24/7. Just ask her crisis manager.
WHOA
Can any of you people freakin' read?
I already said upthread that when Angie said she was going to take a year off, she made it clear it was going to be AFTER she finished "Wanted" and "The Changeling". I told you not to ask, "Didn't she say she was going to take a year off?", like some kind of fool, nd what did 3 out of 4 of you do? You asked that asinine question.
Perez is full of illiterate knuckle-dragging troglodytes.
And as for Brad and Angie being hated everywhere, NOT! Forget it, it ain't happening. They are more loved and respected all the time. Sorry your little fanatasy of Brad going back to his shallow, neurotic ex-wife isn't materializing. It never will. If you think this stupid forum represents the real world you are sadly mistaken.
She's been in a couple of romantic comdies. One was "Life or Somthing like it" and I think the other one was "Playing by Heart" with Ryan Philippe. She knows playing a sexy bad ass works for her.
how the hell can that dude drive with her coochie staring him down?
i'm an extra in this movie (wanted) in this exact scene!!
anything for more publicity for the stupid family. they should make them leave the country since they really don't know what they want to be anyway.They say Britney is a bad parent. Damn haven't they looked at these two.
::cough::someonelikeyou::cough:: We all remember how that turned out… or rather we don't. Let her stick to what she's good at: saving babies from starving and kicking ass.
Her only "hit" as of late is that cartoon she's in for 6 minutes. If she is such a draw, why would the marketing for that film continually feel the need to expound that she was "naked" in it? BECAUSE SHE'S A WASHED-UP HOOKER THAT'S WHY! And by the way, she is so malnurished and frozen now that the cartoon actually makes her look more human! Maybe she should get off the Adderall and Dexies and try to start being human again.
silly me — i was thinking she was gonna take a year off to bond with her family. hmmm — the new joan crawford is forming . . .
Look, she is so weak from holding the guns that she fell over.
I think she should stick to what she does best. Perez, you should be ashamed. If she was a male actor you would be blowing a load to congratulate him on making another action flick. But because the actor is female you say she should try a romantic comedy. Don't be such a sexist.
She's so one dimensional. She couldn't pull of comedy, she's better at pulling off married men's trousers.
I always thought that she had to play Nikita and now this spy story is perfect for her!!!!!
ok, now she looks like a crack whore. EAT, Angelina. EAT SOMETHING.
Angie…. EAT!!! Jesus, she's starting to look like a bobble-head on a stick! What the hell, Brad… order in some pizza and beer, your wife is wasting away.
So?! I'd love a woman-centered action franchise. Grrrl Power! Nobody complains about the Bond franchise. I want at least a 3-quel. Speaking about similar roles, how about Will Smith, Jackie Chan, Bruce Lee, Bruce Willis, Stallone, John Wayne, Chuck Norris, etc. etc.? How come it's just the guys who can repeat themselves and make lots of big bucks? Huh, huh?
Get over her already! Overrated! Overpaid! Over the hill!!
JOLIE = HAG!!!!
JOLIE = HAG!!!!
JOLIE = HAG!!!!
JOLIE = HAG!!!!
JOLIE = HAG!!!!
JOLIE = HAG!!!!
JOLIE = HAG!!!!
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Au contraire - I JUST WANT TO KICK HER FAKE ASS.
Get the SKANK OFF THE HOT CAR.
love her (sometimes) or hate her (more often), she had been there, done that a long time ago when she was a badass woman. Now she's far too frail and anorexic to pull off badass.
Re: she is a whore – COULDNT AGREE WITH YOU MORE!!!
Re: she is a whore – COULDNT AGREE WITH YOU MORE!!!!
she already tried a rom-com: "Life or Something LIke It." awful. stick to the guns/sweating thing. she works its. she's angelina!
She DID a romantic comedy (dramedy?) called Life or Something Like It, people. Not a success.
Love Angelina, she does not need a romantic comedy, and she has already done one (Mr. & Mrs. Smith remember). I for one will always love my girl in movies where she is kicking ass and taking names. Go girl power!
Re: T. – MAMS was NOT a romantic comedy. The only romantic part might've been the 5 minutes of Jolie & Pitt mauling each other after they made a poor attempt at trying to kill each other. Her roles as the bad ass are tiring. Her role as an ethnic person is even worse.
I would love to see her in another Gia-like movie!
She is classy, sweet, intelligent and horny at the same time i for sure wouldn't mind to see her in a high-budget porn movie. Oh wait, hope i can say this beacuse it's the USA where you can star in a porn at the age of 18 but rent the same movie and buy a beer at the age of 21 ROFLMAO. Back to Angie: I hope she can combine taking care of her children and starring in those awesome flicks!