Jake Gyllenhaal is disappearing!
The seksi star was spotted looking SLIM on Monday as he filmed his upcoming movie Nightcrawler on Venice Beach.
Nightcrawler? No wonder he's lost so much weight! As a nightcrawler, he can only extract the nutrients from decaying plants in soil! Who would want to eat that?
Ch-ch-check out the pics (below) to see the usually buff Jake gone gaunt.
This isn't the first time Jake has altered his shape for a role. He also proved he could pack the pounds on for Prince Of Persia!
Either way, he is one fine hunk of man - even if he is playing a worm!
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Nothing says romance quite like a New England sleep-away camp!
At least that's what Jake Gyllenhaal was thinking when he shared his first kiss at Camp Walt Whitman in New Hampshire!
The 32-year-old actor spilled the beans on his first smooch, and even gave up the lucky gal's name:
Jake Gyllenhaal gave his squeeze Alyssa Miller a squeeze of the hand as the lovahs were spotted grabbing coffee to go in NYC on Saturday!
Well, Alyssa was holding a caffeinated beverage, while Jake was hydrating with some water! Perhaps the two were up to an activity earlier that could have potentially drained his bodily fluids!
The pair were spotted in the Tribeca neighborhood going to Shinola, a shop known for their excellent watches, among other things.
Hmm it's hard to imagine Jake needing any device to keep time. After all, his internal clock must be so acute after filming the movie Source Code!
We hope Alyssa's boots were made for walking, seeing how strolling the streets of NYC can be a work out in any footwear! Meanwhile, we'd let Jake dunk his balls into our hole with those sweet Air Jordans he wore.
We definitely wanna be like
[Image via Pacific Coast News.]
We guess you CAN put a bumper sticker on a Bentley, Jake Gyllenhaal!
In his latest movie, Prisoners, the hunky actor is sporting some seriously seksi tattoos.
Since we (sort of) know Jake is a blank canvas, he revealed that the daily process of applying false body art really helped him get into the character of a detective trying to find lost children!
The handsome fella explained:
Jake Gyllenhaal, we don't know how to quit you! You're just so DAY-UM AHmazing!
In an upcoming interview on the Inside the Actor's Studio, Jake opened up his cheeks…no, sigh, just the cheeks on his face, to talk about how he handled the gay rumors that swirled after Brokeback Mountain came out
of the closet.
Not only did Jake take the rumors in stride, he galloped with them, and has recently insisted that the gossip that maybe this cowpoke liked to poke dudes was a "huge compliment."
Of course it's a huge compliment! One, being gay is awesome! Two, the rumors only prove what a believable performance you gave!
And what a seksi, enticingly real performance it was! Welcome to Boner City! Population: our pants!
Straight or not, we'd like save a few horses and ride this cowboy a couple of times! He probably has a huge compliment himself! LOLz!
Jake Gyllenhaal and his lovely ladyfriend, model Alyssa Miller, took a stroll through Soho in the Manhattan sunshine this weekend.
Jake looks so innocent as he enjoys his lazy Sunday that he can’t POSSIBLY be the ex Taylor Swift credited/burned THAT NIGHT as the inspiration for her VMA-winning song, I Knew You Were Trouble, right?
But even if he is, that’s DEF some trouble we wouldn’t mind getting into! LOLz!!!
Ch-ch-check out more of the cute couple (below)!
[Image via BauerGriffinOnline.com.]
What do you mean he can't park there?! He's Jake friggin' Gyllenhaal!
Yes, Jake Gyllenhaal was slapped with a parking ticket on Monday afternoon. Proving even celebs aren't safe from the evil meter maids of El Lay!
We kid! We kid! We know you're just doing your job!
Jakey was grabbing lunch with a buddy at Real Food Dairy in West Hollywood. And for dessert, he found a big fat fine on the windshield of his Audi!
We doubt Jake will attempt to appeal his ticket. First of all, that NEVER works! And second, we think he can afford to pay up!
But still, it always sucks to see a piece of paper flapping in the breeze when you return to your car.
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