Let's get chocolate wasted again!
…Or just wasted on the rock hard hotties of Grown Ups 2.
Taylor Lautner and Patrick Schwarzenegger star as frat boys (too perfect, right?) in the second installment of the Adam Sandler-penned family comedy.
And if the double dose of Taylor Swift's seXXXy exes isn't enough to bring you to the theaters July 12 than we're sure Shaquille O'Neill AND Andy Samberg's unexpected HIGHlarious cameos will.
Ch-ch-check out the priceless trailer (above)!!

Why so stiff, Jacob??
Taylor Lautner recently posed for pics in Berlin, Germany, but he didn't quite look like himself. Maybe it's because it was actually a wax statue and not the hunky actor!
WEIRD!!
The waxy werewolf replica is the latest addition of Madame Tussauds' museum in Germany, and while most of these things tend to creep us out, we have to admit the Taylor statue looks pretty damn good! Did you SEE those abs?!
Ch-ch-check out the sexy lifelike wax figure (above)!
[Image via Patrick Hoffmann/WENN.]

Robert Pattinson is having fun down under, but maybe too much fun for Kristen Stewart's taste.
It is being reported that the heart throb loves Australia so much that he might become a permanent resident of the country he is currently filming Rover in.
Even though Rob has been away from his ladylove since February 5, that may not be enough to lure him back to the states.
A source close to the hunk spilled:

The new Bella to his Jacob?!
Taylor Lautner and Ashley Benson grabbed some dinner at Fogo de Chao in Beverly Hills with their agent this past weekend.
How interesting that they made it a point to step out solo!
Course, we've been seeing a lot of these two lately. The Twilight actor was caught spending some time at the batting cages with his former onscreen love, Kristen Stewart. Meanwhile, the Pretty Little Liars actress was recently spotted romancing co-star James Franco on the red carpet of their latest flick Spring Breakers, after a literal world wind press tour.
Hmm…we can't help but wonder how James feels about this new pairing.
P.S. - Is it just us or is this werewolf looking a little less buff than usual?!
[Image via Ramey Pix.]

OMG, we almost forgot!
When Kristen Stewart isn't fiending for Robert Pattinson or swinging with a woman or Taylor Lautner, she is actually working!!!
And she takes her craft VERY seriously!
The actress will do just about anything to get a job done, as seen with her very important naked scenes in On The Road.
In relation to her newest flop risque role, the starlet explained:

Whoa! Does Robert Pattinson know what’s going on while he's in Australia??
Oh, wait, hold on! This isn't THAT kind of swinging!
Kristen Stewart simply went to try out her mad baseball skillz at a batting cage with Taylor Lautner.
Harmless fun, that’s all that’s going on with these two!
The Twilight buddies had some good ol’ fashioned play time which was quite obvious from the fan photo they posed for with two girls.
Even with all her dramz, KStew is cracking a smile!
We love that she actually got in the spirit and dressed up all baseball style for her friendly day out with Taylor.
And how much do we love Taylor for being there for his former costar?!
What a sweetheart!
[Image via Instagram.]

Times have been rough for Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, but have no fear! Taylor Lautner is here!
While Rob is in Australia filming Rover, KStew is looking to none other than her beefy Twilight co-star for comfort.
A source close to the stars dished:
"Kristen has been spending a lot of time with Taylor of late because she’s been using him as a sounding board for her relationship with Robert. She thinks that he may have some insight in how she should proceed with Robert – and where their relationship is going.”
NOW we understand why they've been hanging out so much lately! Taylor does seem like a good listener, or someone that can easily distract you from your boyfriend woes with his six pack abs. LOLz!
Kristen is not just seeking his wise words, though. She is also hoping