Raindrops on Zefron and whiskers on Clooney / Eating real healthy and watching The Goonies / Tightly packed Speedos hiding long dangly wangs / These are a few of our favorite thangs!!

Also, video games!!! How could we forget video games?!

Thankfully, Microsoft hasn't!

They unveiled the fabulously fresh Xbox One today and it truly looks to be the future of gaming!

That's it, we give up. Jessica Chastain wins everything!

The actress rarely disappoints with her fashion choices, and when she really turns it out, she knocks the wind out of us!

You'd think it'd be illegal to be this FAB!!!

Ariel's doppelgänger was the empress of the Cleopatra premiere at Cannes on Tuesday, looking STELLAR in a creamy and luscious white Versace Collection gown with sweeping cape-train, AKA, a cape that turns into a train.

FIERCE!!!

A large sapphire and diamond Bvlgari necklace worthy of Elizabeth Taylor (and previously owned by her!) was just what the doctor ordered.

Priceless, just like those jewels.

[Image via AP Images.]

Emma Roberts and Evan Peters are still going strong!

The adorbz young Hollywood couple are as inseparable as ever as last night at Glamour's presentation of These Girls in New York City.

While the fashion isn't really Evan's scene, it looks like the twosome are trying to fit in as MUCH quality time together as possible before he takes off to New Orleans to shoot the next spooktacular season of American Horror Story in July!

Don't worry Emma! We're sure he'll invite you to visit, even if he IS busy playing another serial killer (as much as we loved him in season 2, his season 1 character was so epic crazy)!

[Image via FameFlynet Pictures.]

We had a feeling her snub wouldn't hurt this ol' sport that much!

Seemingly following Cara Delevingne's reported rejection at a Cannes after-party, Leonardo DiCaprio made use of his golden time by flirting with a sexy brunette instead.

Check out the cheek snuggle (above)!!!

Cara might only enjoy his company as a party friend, but there's still plenty of non-frozen fish in Leo's sea.

We wouldn't be surprised if he's marinated a few of 'em with his love sauce already! Ha!!

[Image via AKM-GSI.]

We previously mentioned that Justin Bieber missed his midnight deadline for getting back his monkey.

Now, Mally is a German.

But it might not be the end for Justin and his monkey! If he actually wants him.

German authorities said:

Awwww, haaay you cute young thangs!

One Direction's Zayn Malik and his Little Mix ladylove Perrie Edwards really seem to have put all those scandelous cheating accusations behind them…

Just witness the LOVE they displayed in Verona, Italy on Sunday (above)!

The Seventeen magazine covergirl and her world touring boybander boo kept close and held onto each other's hands while navigating their way towards One Direction's tour bus.

Zayn even waved to waiting fans (promptly causing mass swoonage, ha!)

Oh poop…

It seems Zayn decided to get rid of that delightful "Little Mix" manicure that Perrie so kindly gave him (while he was sleeping) LOLz!

[Image via Splash News.]