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Waiting sucks is RIGHT!

We know we don't have too much longer. We know that we should just wait patiently and not cause a fuss.

We know, we know.

BUT WE CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! WE WANT OUR WEEKLY DOES OF ASKARS NOW!!!

From what we've already seen of season five, there is nothing not to love about the return of True Blood this summer. Sex, suspense, supernatural stone cold foxes galore … and did we mention

Bloody fabulous!!

True Blood doesn't need to convince us anymore; Season 5 is gonna be the caRAYziest one yet!

Just look at that new poster (above)!

We're still working on a way to travel through time to June 10, but like we've said before, at least HBO is consistent with their media swag.

And lately, Alexander Skarsgard has been appearing in our dreams WAY more often…

OMG… DID HE BITE US?!?! Excuse us while we go check in the mirror…

Everyone should welcome Mark Hudis with bottles of that fake True Blood drank HBO sells.

Because he's gonna need all the energy he can get when he succeeds Alan Ball as showrunner!!!!

With the series creator passing the torch to work on Cinemax's Banshee, Mark has been promoted from co-ep to, well, king… basically.

His two year deal

We like the sound of that!!

June 10 marks the return of True Blood - aka our sweet, sweet Summer life-source. And while we keep getting bits of info to sustain us ’til then, we find our anticipation growing more and more out of control!!

We NEED more TB and we NEED it now, ha!

Good thing Ryan Kwanten (Jason) has some V dish or we might just go insane!

According to him:

Can you hear that, Truebies??

It's the sound of blood dripping from Alexander Skarsgard's sexxy fangs!!

We're SO close to the Season 5 premiere of HBO's hottest show True Blood, and NOTHING is stopping this infuriating anticipation!

Luckily, new cast-member Carolyn Hennesy opened her mouth to give some good gab. Like blood, these little bits of new info satisfy us for a bit… but then we're just back to waiting with a fever pitch all over again!

TEAM ERIC ALL THE WAY!!!

But that's just for Sookie's sake… we still LOVE seein' the rest of these seksi men waltz around Bon Temps!!!

And in ONE month we'll be able to see err'body roun' dem parts — old and new (heyyy Christopher Meloni)!! ECSTASY!!!

Thank goodness HBO keeps throwing out media swag like these new posters, or we would just DIE of anticipation. LOL!!

Feast UR eyes on these magically photoshopped miracles of joy (below)!!

OH MAH GOODNESS, we just placed our lips on a beacon of the sweetest True Blood ambrosia!!

We’ve been in an agonizing state over season four’s elusive ending… Tara’s been shot in the head, HOW can she survive?? Russell Edgington’s vampire corpse has been unearthed, and the Authority is sure to be fang-urious!

And will Sookie become more in tune with her fairy powers?

So many questions, barely any answers… until now!

If you care to sink your teeth into some Season Five plot points from its first three episodes, then bury your fangs deep, down below …AFTER THE JUMP!