We’re taking you waaaaaaaaaay back for this one…
Before Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen, and before Freaky Friday, and definitely before her DUIs and methamphetamine addictions, Lindsay Lohan played Bette Midler’s daughter on television!
Bette was a short-lived series from the beginning of the century and LiLo starred as the pop legend’s sweet, innocent, and loving teenage daughter.
Think that role is a bit outside the mean girl's range??
So did the producers!!
They replaced her with Marina Malota after only one episode, LOLz!!!
Check out a grainy clip from the pilot (above)!
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The Red Hot Chili Peppers are finally going to be inducted to The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame by…Chris Rock???
The comedian, who has been a longtime friend and fan of the band, will be presenting the guys with the honor at the ceremony on April 12!
Congratz!!!
We’re actually surprised RHCP haven’t ALREADY been added to the list of Hall of Fame-rs!
Other inductees this year include
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Not many singers are fortunate enough to have quite as extensive of a career as Bette Midler! After releasing 15 albums and selling over 30 million records worldwide, Bette will soon add yet another award to her Grammy-winning name!
On June 14th, the songstress will be honored with the Sammy Cahn Lifetime Achievement Award from the Songwriters Hall of Fame.
The annual event pays tribute to excellence in songwriting and will be held in New York City.
Songwriters Hall of Fame chairman Jimmy Webb says
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Hey girl hey!
The floor of the New York Stock Exchange is getting turned into a disco today as Bette Midler’s production of the Tony Award winning hit musical Priscilla Queen Of The Desert is taking OVER! The cast of the show will be performing a medley of hits featuring the Priscilla “Diva” trio at the annual New York Stock Exchange Christmas Tree Lighting.
If you are in the area, make sure you swing by to see the festivities. For the first time, traders will be invited to the lighting, with hot coco and carolers in the area to delights passersby. Santa will even making an appearance at 5 P.M.
But really, who needs all that when Priscilla is in the house! If we could fly out there right now, we would!

Yeah, we can never get a definitive read on this feud, if there really is one.
Bette Midler is coming forward to insist that there is no bad blood between she and Lady GaGa, even though over the summer, Bette took a shot at the mother monster after she "copid" the Diving M's mermaid in a wheelchair style gag at a concert. She took to her Twitter following the reveal of GaGaloo's costume, saying:
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Congrats to the happy couple! LOL.
Bette Midler looked fabulous (as always) at her annual 'Hulaween' Gala.
The Bette-hosted event benefits Ms. M's favorite cause, the NYC Restoration Project.
See more fabulousness below!
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Ew.
During a recent interview, Bette Midler was asked about her experience having sex with Geraldo Rivera, and she didn't try to deny anything.
Here's what she had to say about it:
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