
Left: Julianne Moore at the Cannes Film Festival Opening Ceremony on Wednesday. Right: Kim Kardashian out and about in El Lay on Thursday.
Both ladies insisted on making themselves uncomfortable in ill-fitting shoes, but we know…
Who looks like they're in more pain???

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Oh no! The only shots anyone should be discussing at Cannes are close-ups and Dutch angle!
Unfortunately, the French film fest was shocked by gunfire today!
The incident was captured on live television as Django Unchained star Christophe Waltz was giving an interview to French reporters.
The multilingual Oscar-winner was laughing with the hosts when the sounds of gunfire made the crowd panic!
Ch-ch-check out the video (above) to witness the horrifying incident for yourself!
Luckily, we are hearing that the shots were blanks and no one was injured!
Police have reportedly apprehended a suspect, but we still have no idea what was behind the possible attack.
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Could Doutzen Kroes look any MORE like a Barbie?!
The Victoria's Secret supermodel attended the premiere of Le Passe at Cannes on Friday, probably for no other reason than to prettify the red carpet.
Job well done!
The 28-year-old looked as seksi as you'd expect in a light pink, plunging Atelier Versace gown with her blonde waves blowing beautifully in the breeze.
Ah, to be young and beautiful at Cannes.
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True love has no shame!
Paris Hilton and River Viiperi are in LUUUURVE and they don't care who knows it! In fact, they want EVERYBODY to know!
The two were ALL OVER each other at the Gotha Club in Cannes on Thursday with Paris straddling and smooching River like an Army wife who hasn't seen her man in a year.
But, who are we kidding, we'd be doing the same if River was OUR man! Ha!
After the makeout sesh, the 32-year-old heiress casually reapplied her pink lipgloss, as you do.
And don't they look so patriotic in that red Herve Leger bandage dress and cool blue suit?
Don't ever break up, you crazy kids!
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This is a crazy case of life imitating art imitating life!
The Bling Ring premiered at Cannes on Thursday, and it seems like some people were inspired by the true story of a bunch of teens burglarizing the homes of celebs, because more than $1 million worth of Chopard jewels were discovered stolen on Friday.
DAYUM!
The jewels, which were seen on the likes of Julianne Moore, Cara Delevingne (above) and Lana Del Rey during the Opening Ceremony, were going to be lent to various other celebs throughout the duration of the Cannes Film Festival.
Authorities suspect an inside job as the jewels were taken from

Sacre bleu! Is she sick!?
Marion Cotillard has been caught red-handed cheating on Christian Dior!
The longtime face of Lady Dior handbags attended the Chopard lunch at the Cannes Film Festival on Friday wearing a pink and ivory silk jacquard Vivienne Westood Couture corset gown.
This feels so…wrong. And not just because she's NOT in Dior, but because she wore that to lunch!
Only in Cannes!
P.S. Doesn't it look like the front of the dress accidentally got tucked into her panties??? Awks!
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Well, it was fun for the few hours that itlasted.
Carey Mulligan went to her dark ways Thursday night at the IFP, Calvin Klein Collection & Euphoria Calvin Klein's Women In Film soiree in Cannes.
The Great Gatsby starlet was rather uninspiring in a strapless Calvin Klein LBD and black Brian Atwood sandals.
Just like Emma Watson, Carey kept the makeup to a minimum and pulled her hair back into a bun.
Sorry Carey, but this is doing absolutely nothing for us.
Can you PLEASE snap out of this Groundhog Day slump and give us something to ooh and ahh about? K, thanks.
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