In the television fan justice system, SVU-based offenses are considered especially heinous. This is Mariska Hargitay's story! DUN DUN!
That's right, Mariska was a victim, in a very special way, of possibly the WORST backhanded compliment ever!
While dishing with Chelsea Handler on Chelsea Lately, Mariska talked about how while out to dinner with her husband Peter on a vacation in the Caribbean, a Law & Order: SVU fan told her she looked like a younger, prettier version of herself:
We’re guessing she doesn’t mean like from the first date though!
Gabrielle Union always has the funniest interviews and we learned something new about her when she appeared on Chelsea Lately: she poops!
Sure, everyone poops, but she does it multiple times a day with the door open! While fiance Dwyane Wade is around!
Gabrielle HIGHlariously explained the bodily processes, saying:
Chelsea Handler doesn't ever use a filter, not really, and today is no exception.
During a recent interview, she just flat-out admitted she wants to murder her father — if she could commit one crime and get away with it, that is!
Here's what she said when asked about a scot-free crime opportunity:
Kendall Jenner has been seen spending time with One Direction star Harry Styles for months, so it seems totes obvi that they're getting their date on!
But Kendall just refuses to make it official! Maybe she's waiting for a bigger commitment from the seksi singer, who has been linked to several women over the past couple years.
In any case, gurl is keeping the not-so-secret fling to herself- even under pressure!
Kendall and lil sis Kylie Jenner had a little heart-to-heart-to-heart with Chelsea Handler, and the HIGHlarious talk show host was not throwing soft balls!
See Kendall fail to keep a straight face as Chelsea does her best to get to the bottom of all this …AFTER THE JUMP!!!
Chelsea Handler knows how to find the funny even with a painful injury!
Sure, the lady is a super talented host and comedian, but those traits won't help you on the ski slopes!
After bringing some cheer at her pal Jennifer Aniston's holiday party, the Chelsea Lately star shared a photo from a recent ski weekend, and in it, she's lounging on a bed, showing off her new cast and a whooooole lotta leg!
Watch your back, Brit-Brit - you might not be Sin City's only blonde bombshell for long!
Cheslea Handler is reportedly in the process of entertaining offers to take up a residency in Las Vegas!!!
The super successful TV host is apparently putting the final touches on a triple cray comedic act that might also include A-list cameos from a few of her besties like Jennifer Aniston!
Sources say this could be the XX chromosome's long-awaited answer to the Rat Pack, but only if there's enough cheese in it for Chelsea! Cheese! Rats! Ha, we kill us!
There's apparently already a multi-million dollar deal in the works. One source close to the situation revealed:
Jennifer Aniston may have had Ed Sheeran over for Thanksgiving dinner, but gurl pulled out all the stops with her Christmas party guest list!
We just hope the tree was big enough for all the presence!
But even among stars like Robert Downey, Jr. and Gwyneth Paltrow, there's no bigger VIP than a BFF!
Jen's gurlfriend Chelsea Handler was spotted arriving at Jen and Justin Theroux's Bel Air mansion.
Chelsea pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and yelled to the reindeer yo homes, smell ya' later. She hoped that St. Nicholas soon would be there, and that's how she became the princess of the house in Bel Air.
We're half certain that 70% of that happened. It was a crazy party! LOLz!
[Image via AKM-GSI.]