All of that money, and the bluetooth isn't hooked up.
No police caught Bruce, but cameras did, which is just as damning.
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We knew it was going to be circusy because of writer Douglas Petrie's epic podcast slip up, but hearing sweet tweet confirmation from Ry has us all breathing an added sigh of scary relief!
The co-creator of the FX original series simply shared the following photo and blurb on the social media site Monday:
Oooh, Chloe Sevigny’s about to get a whole lot busier!
The actress recently signed on to be the new style ambassador for MCM, a luxury apparel and accessories line.
And to kick off their partnership, Chloe hosted the opening celebration of their flagship store in Shanghai, China on Friday!
Wearing the brand’s floral romper with their cute, yellow clutch, the 39-year-old was in full bloom in her youthful ensem.
She completed the look with only a black beret and her beloved, lace-up ankle boots.
Not sure if it all meshes with the black accessories, but we’re sure Chloe will be styled to perfection for MCM’s upcoming campaigns!
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You know who would appreciate this look? Chloe Sevigny's Mormon housewife character in Big Love!
The show may have ended two years ago, but it seems the actress still retains some of her character Nicolette's fashion sense.
The print Rodarte dress Chloe wore to the El Lay screening of The Wait on Saturday is just modest enough to have passed muster in Big Love's fictional polygamist community.
The slightly baggy silhouette and below-the-knee hemline are totally appropriate as well!
Chloe added some edge to the look via her lace-up booties and red lipstick.
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Yup! Bike riding is OFFICIALLY the cool thing to do in EN-Y-CEE!
After spotting Chloe Sevigny getting her bike on in SoHo earlier today, we witnessed another too-cool-for-school hipster Jesse Eisenberg living up to the title of Now You See Me because we were TOTALLY able to see him as he was riding his bike around NYC!
He was getting fresh air and staying active, two amazing reasons to smile!
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You'd think Chloe Sevigny would have her own super hipster vintage bike at the ready in NYC — unless using Citi Bikes is even more hipster than that… honestly, we can't keep up with it! LOLz! The fact that she's bikin' it in SoHo is hipster enough!
Besides, which bike she's riding isn't important…
The point is, she's riding ANY bike! That's healthy for her AND the environment, and we love that she's mindful of that! Bike riding is such a joy and it's SO good for you!
So good for her!
[Image via Pacific Coast News.]
Chloe Sevigny looked super girly at The Bling Ring premiere in El Lay on Tuesday.
The actress wore a pale pink, high-neck Louis Vuitton dress with pleated skirt and black lace panel along the bust that was feminine but not too sweet.
We just don't know what possessed her to awkwardly hold the matching blazer down by her ankles.
Doesn't she have a lackey she could've handed it off to?
[Image via FayesVision/WENN.]
Finally, someone speaks up!
"Maybe her sleeves were too tight. If you're in a dress where you can't breathe, then you're not comfortable. You have to wear comfortable shoes and an outfit you can be okay in."
You mean being covered in head to toe fabric with minimal ventilation isn't comfortable? You're kidding!
Miz Sevigny added:
"I think it depends on what table you're at, and who you're with, and obviously your attitude. But it's a lot of hoopla over not a lot. Everybody thinks it's so much pressure, and you do the carpet and it's such a big deal, and it's just a museum fund-raiser, you know?"
And it probably didn't help that Her Madgesty was hogging her BFFL Beyonce the entire night, either!
Oh well, the good news is Gwyneth won't have to worry about this again! We have a feeling all her trash talking has gotten her dis-invited to next year's bash.
[Image via Andres Otero/WENN.]