
Watch out, future boyfriends of Taylor Swift!
She might be ready to break a few hearts for her next album…or force someone to be the bad boy and break hers!
Although people do plenty of joking about her ONLY writing songs about young love gone wrong, she knows she's cornered the right market.
And her bank account knows it, too! Bam!
So don't go expecting that to change as Swifty revealed how much she loves her little niche:

We thought Taylor Swift had been a little all too quiet on the love front.
And we think we may have finally found out whom her new crush is!
HA! JK!
But Taylor IS in love. It's just that she's in love with something, and not someone!
Ms. Swift recently professed her love for those amazing yelling goats videos that have gone viral over and over again!
Here's what she said:

Don’t get between Swifties and their Queen. They mean serious business.
A Taylor Swift fan was caught trespassing on the singer’s Rhode Island beach house earlier this morning! The 22-year old male swam a mile through cold ocean water, up to her beach front all for a glimpse of his beloved Tay Tay! But upon spotting the singer’s security detail, the Swiftie in question quickly turned back round, swimming another mile in the opposite direction.
The failed attempt, of course, ended with the police after they sighted the suspicious behavior. After some questioning, the fan apparently even admitted his plan to the cops! LOLz! What a genius!
According to the Westerly Police Dept., “there is a zero tolerance policy for trespassers." Exactly right. We’re just glad things didn’t get super ugly.
But seriously. Repeat after us. Caaa-rayyy-zayyy!
[Image via Andres Otero/WENN.]

Boys, better not date Taylor Swift in the next month or so!
Otherwise, you just might find yourself the target of her next performance.
Swifty is headed back to Nashville for the CMT Awards next month to dazzle fans yet again with a performance of one of her many hit songs.
Considering she upped the ante by openly slamming Harry Styles during her Grammys performance, we no longer know what to expect from country's dearest darling!
Will she continue to slam her former British boy or rehash an even older romance or diss host Jason Aldean's cheating ways?
Or maybe - just MAYBE - she'll perform a completely harmless song!
Naaah! ;)
Watch out, boys! Or better yet — don't screw her over if you date her!
[Image via Joel Ginsburg/WENN.]

Miley Cyrus ain't playin' around, y'all!
Don't send Liam Hemsworth's ladybird any death threats, because she will call you the f*ck out!!
You AND your IDOL!
After receiving some bizarre tweets, filled with wishes of her death, Miley took action to put an end to the hatorade-guzzling fans of Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift, tweeting:

Tour buddies Taylor Swift and Ed Sheeran can obviously make SWEET music together as evidenced by their duet Everything Has Changed which will be the NEXT single released from Swifty's RED album…
But it seems the pretty ditty is just one of MULTIPLE tracks that the pair whipped up!
Ed recently divulged:

Considering what a musical success she’s been, we’re guessing Taylor Swift’s thumbs up on music is a pretty big dealio!
So Selena Gomez should be damn proud that she got just that in the most adorbsie way possible!
As if anyone is shocked to hear people like Selena's hot new music…
After drastically changing her sound for her new album, we can understand if she was a little hesitant about whether or not it’d be a hit.
But Swifty had no worries!
Selena revealed the relief she felt after sending her album off to her totally talented bestie: